Chapter Ninety-Seven: It's Called an Inverted Door

Shi Lei's words stunned Xiang Ye for a long time, until Shi Lei's back disappeared from his sight, and he still hadn't come back to his senses.

Xiang Ye turned around and was about to leave, when suddenly a thought flashed in his mind, and when this thought flashed, he was shocked and hurriedly ran towards the barracks.

Shi Lei has always called him "general", but Xiang Ye knows very well that behind that "general", Shi Lei has never treated him as an outsider, and their relationship is more like what Shi Lei said to him just now, they are brothers!

Xiang Ye ran back to the barracks and went straight to Meng Su's barracks, where Meng Su had already packed the drinking water and dry food he needed for the road.

He glanced at the bundled bag and said to Meng Su, "If you have one more person, this time we will go to Yongqiu with three people." ”

"Oh!" Meng Su nodded in response, and didn't ask Xiang Ye who else to take, turned around and walked out of the camp tent, looking for dry food for the army.

After Meng Su went out, Xiang Ye was stunned for a moment, he originally wanted Meng Su to inform Li Xinpeng to go to Yongqiu with them, but he didn't expect Meng Su's speed to be so fast, and before he could finish speaking, he ran out to get dry food.

In desperation, Xiang Ye had to go to Li Xinpeng's barracks in person. Fortunately, the barracks of several of them were all next to each other, and they only had to walk three or five steps to the door of Li Xinpeng's barracks.

The door was open, Xiang Ye gently pushed the door open, and there was no one in the room. A set of dirty clothes that had just been changed were thrown on the couch indiscriminately, and Li Xinpeng's spear leaned diagonally against the wall of the door, but others didn't know where to run.

Xiang Ye shrugged his shoulders helplessly, turned around and left Li Xinpeng's barracks, and as soon as he went out, he happened to meet Bai Fu.

Bai Fu put a finger in his mouth, lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking, but he didn't see Xiang Ye coming over.

"Baifu!" Xiang Ye shouted, startling Bai Fu.

His body trembled, he stopped and looked at Xiang Ye in a daze for a long time before he said, "Oh, it turned out to be General Xiang, I just walked and didn't see you, don't blame!" ”

"Okay, don't talk to me about these useless things!" Xiang Ye smiled slightly, stepped forward and pulled Bai Fu aside and asked in a low voice, "What are you thinking?" Did you fall in love with a daughter-in-law who was suffering from nowhere to start? Who's in your eye, say it, I'll help you! ”

"Ugh!" Bai Fu was stunned for a moment, and a flush suddenly appeared on his face, like a little daughter-in-law who met a prodigal boy who was molested for the first time when he left the house, and he chattered for a long time without saying a word.

"You'd better hurry up, okay? I'm very busy! Seeing Bai Fu like a little girl with a flushed face and bowing his head for a long time without speaking, Xiang Ye felt a little big, he glared at Bai Fu and said, "It seems that I am really blind, which girl do I fall in love with?" If you are not married, I will help you say that you are compatible, don't act like a! ”

Bai Fu lowered his head and said in a low voice that he could barely hear: "General Wu Xiu, she is so fragrant!" ”

"What do you say?" Xiang Ye was depressed, Bai Fu's voice was too small when he spoke, he couldn't hear what he was saying after a lot of effort with his ears, and shouted at Bai Fu with some anger: "Can you be louder, I can't hear it!" ”

When he said the words "I can't hear", Xiang Ye raised his voice high, and a team of patrolling soldiers were startled by his shouting, and stopped to look at them.

Xiang Ye turned his head and glared at the patrol soldiers, and the officer who led the team led the team to run away with great interest.

He was just about to turn his face back, but Bai Fu, who was stunned for a long time by his roar, shouted in his ear: "I said, General Wu Xiu's body is so fragrant!" ”

His roar was louder than Xiang Ye's words just now, which made Xiang Ye feel like his eardrums were about to be shattered.

As soon as the end of Baifu's roar fell, Xiang Ye was still rubbing his ears, but two people turned out of the back of the house.

Out came two women, the woman in front of her had a snow-white linen wrapped around her right shoulder, and the muscles of her face were twitching slightly because of the laughter, and her expression looked very strange; The woman in the back was pale, as if someone owed her more than 100 yuan and didn't pay it back.

"Xiang Qing, why are you here?" Seeing these two women, Xiang Ye hurriedly greeted Xiang Qing, who was walking in front.

He didn't know that Xiang Qing and Meng Su had a life-and-death fight for him, if he knew that, he didn't know how to feel when he saw Xiang Qing at this time.

Hearing Xiang Ye's question, Xiang Qing finally found a reason to laugh, she held her stomach and laughed for a while, and said to Xiang Ye: "If it wasn't for the coincidence that we came, how could we hear such funny words?" ”

"Ugh!" Xiang Ye looked at Wu Xiu, who was blue behind Xiang Qing, embarrassedly, and looked sympathetically at Bai Fu, who was looking down like a child who had done something wrong, and when he looked at Bai Fu, he shook his head and pouted, as if he was saying to Bai Fu: "You kid died and hit the muzzle, don't blame me." ”

Xiang Qing was still holding his stomach and laughing, and Xiang Ye stood aside with an embarrassed face. Wu Xiu, who was pale, strode up to Bai Fu, glared at the two round eyes and said to Bai Fu through gritted teeth: "What were you yelling at just now?" ”

Bai Fu didn't expect that the words he shouted out in a loud voice happened to be heard by Wu Xiu, and the corners of his mouth twitched and looked at Wu Xiu, squeaking for a long time, but he couldn't think of how to justify.

"Peng!" After a dull sound, Xiang Qing, who was laughing, and Xiang Ye, who was full of embarrassment, opened their eyes at the same time, and looked at the angry Wu Xiu in amazement.

"I'm just riding on the same horse with you, and you're so light on me that you dare to smell me, and I'll kill you, a prodigal son!" Wu Xiu kicked Bai Fu's chest like a crazy tigress, and then pounced, and her delicate and small fists rained down on Bai Fu's face and body.

Although Wu Xiu is a woman, she has been fighting on the battlefield for a long time, her arm strength is a few points stronger than that of ordinary men, accompanied by a "crackling" fist and the sound of flesh colliding, Bai Fu's face suddenly swollen, and there was some bruising, not too much work, his head was like a pig's head just fished out of the marinade, purple and blue, and bloated.

"Grandma, I was wrong! Stop it! Bai Fu couldn't eat it, and he didn't dare to fight back, so he begged Wu Xiu for mercy while blocking his face with his arms: "I don't dare, I don't dare to tell people that you have incense on your body in the future, if others ask, I will say that you stink!" ”

"You...... You're the one who stinks! Bai Fu didn't beg for mercy, but his begging for mercy made Wu Xiu tremble all over, she angrily grabbed Bai Fu, who was lying on the ground with her head in her hands, and lifted Bai Fu, who was much heavier than her, with both arms.

"Ah~~~" With a scream, Bai Fu covered his waist with his hands, lying on the ground, his body twisting in pain like an earthworm.

After Wu Xiu lifted Bai Fu up, he fell down hard, and his knee went to his waist. Bai Fu only felt as if his waist had been smashed by a heavy hammer, and a heart-piercing pain went straight to the bone marrow.

He twisted his body in pain on the ground, and Wu Xiu had to step forward to fight. Xiang Qing and Xiang Ye, who were stunned on the side, came back to their senses and hurriedly stepped forward to hold Wu Xiu.

"Wu Xiu! Stop! Xiang Qing grabbed Wu Xiu's arm and shouted at her: "Although he is a little profligate, he can't be guilty of death, don't you want to kill him?" ”

Wu Xiu was pulled by Xiang Qing, she was still trembling with anger, she glared at Bai Fu fiercely, gritted her teeth and said: "He is so innocent of me, how will I behave in the future?" ”

was asked by Wu Xiu, Xiang Qing was also stunned. Although the Qin people are more open-minded in the affairs of men and women, if a woman is despised before she gets married, she will also be despised, and Bai Fu's unintentional words have indeed caused great harm to Wu Xiu.

Xiang Ye stretched out his hands and protected Bai Fu behind him like an old hen playing the game of "Eagle Gripping Chicken".

Hearing Wu Xiu talk about being faceless in the future, Xiang Ye hurriedly said: "General Wu, if Bai Fu really causes you trouble, how about I make the decision and marry him to you?" ”

As soon as Xiang Ye's words came out, Xiang Qing and Wu Xiu were stunned at the same time, they glanced at each other, perhaps because they felt that there was indeed no other solution, so they nodded helplessly.

Xiang Qing took a step forward, stood only half a step away from Xiang Ye, and said to Xiang Ye: "I have only heard of men marrying women, but I have never heard of the custom of women marrying men, dare to ask General Xiang, how to marry Baifu to Wu Xiu?" ”

"Hmm!" Xiang Ye nodded with a serious expression and said to Xiang Qing: "In the past, it was true that only men married women, but we can do it the other way around. At that time, General Wu only needs to wear armor to greet his relatives outside the gate, and I will arrange for someone to wear red ribbons for Baifu, wash and strip him and send him to General Wu's tent, does General Xiang Qing think this matter is feasible? ”

Xiang Qing pursed his lips and nodded, frowned and said: "It's feasible, it's feasible, but after you say this, I don't feel like I'm getting married, but a little like washing and stripping three animals during the sacrifice to the sky." ”

"Ugh!" Xiang Ye rolled his eyes, turned his head and shouted at Bai Fu, who was lying on the ground and had fainted in pain: "Bai Fu, do you think this suggestion is appropriate?" ”

Bai Fu, who was in a coma, seemed to hear someone calling him, and endured the pain and said "um", but he didn't know that it was he who was destined to be sent into the mouth of a famous "Jiangdong Lion" by Xiang Ye himself in the future.

"Bai Fu also agreed!" Hearing Bai Fu's "um" sound, Xiang Ye turned around and said to Xiang Qing and Wu Xiu: "Whether this matter is feasible or not, please make it clear!" ”

Xiang Qing smiled slightly, and said to Xiang Ye: "Okay, since you came out to intercede, then I will also be a peacemaker, now that the westward advance is in a hurry, it is inconvenient to complete the marriage for the two of them, so we will make an appointment when the violent Qin falls, and when the violent Qin is destroyed, you will marry Bai Fu to Wu Xiu." ”