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Xiang Qing's sedan chair had just arrived at Xiang Ye's barracks, and the officer who was the celebrant had just shouted, and before Xiang Ye came to greet her, she couldn't wait to lift the sedan curtain, jumped down, and led Wu Xiu, who was following behind the sedan chair, to break into the barracks.

"Xiang Qing, why did you come down by yourself!" Xiang Ye, who heard the celebrant shouting, had not yet walked out of the barracks, when he bumped into Xiang Qing in a red bridal outfit rushing towards the barracks, and he hurriedly greeted her and whispered to her: "You should wait for me in the sedan chair to pick you up, how can any bride rush to her husband's house?" ”

Xiang Qing pouted and glared at him, and said with some dissatisfaction: "I just can't wait to run here, I just can't wait to marry you, what's wrong?" Who wants you not to come and pick me up quickly? ”

Xiang Ye slapped his forehead with black lines, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, since they are all in, hurry up and come with me to meet the guests, and then go back to the camp tent and wait!" ”

When the wedding was going on, neither Xiang Yu nor Fan Zeng came. They each sent a team to send their relatives to Xiang Ye's military camp, while they themselves were busy preparing for the 'door' banquet in two days.

This groom Xiang Ye was high-spirited and proud at first, and asked who else in the whole world could marry two wives and go home at one time, that is, he, not only married two wives at once, but also held a large-scale wedding celebrated by hundreds of thousands of people.

But when Xiang Yu and Fan Zeng sent to send off his relatives told him that he would hold the bride's return to the 'door' wine two days later, he was depressed, this time he was really depressed, the wedding banquet was easy to do, the two brides came out to toast to the guests who came to attend the wedding, and then they ate their own food, at most he only had to accompany everyone to drink and brag.

It's not the same thing when you go back to the 'door', in this barracks he has the final say on everything, but if he arrives at Xiang Yu's barracks, his status is not even second-rate, let alone drinking with everyone like this, I'm afraid he won't even dare to take an extra sip at the banquet when the time comes.

If he just went to Xiang Yu's military camp, Fan Zeng would have to go there, and he would have to run at both ends, Xiang Ye was really a little worried that he would be lacking in skills at that time.

In fact, Xiang Ye's worries were a little redundant, Xiang Yu and Fan Zeng had already thought that there would be a conflict between the two returning to the 'door' banquet, so they simply put the banquet together, so that the generals and princes would not be troubled by not being able to choose whose banquet to attend.

The banquet lasted from noon to evening, but many people who came to congratulate him still had no intention of leaving, so Xiang Ye had no choice but to let the soldiers prepare some wine and 'meat' to entertain these generals and princes who were still reluctant to leave.

Yingbu and the others have long since left, and those who are still unwilling to leave are not very wishful people who are 'mixed' in the coalition army. Some people are naturally reluctant to leave out of admiration for Xiang Ye, and want to continue to stay here for a while longer; And more people know that Xiang Ye has officially become Xiang Yu's brother-in-law, and they want to get closer to Xiang Yu through his relationship.

In Xiang Ye's barracks, next to the low tables sat the princes and generals who had not yet left.

Xiang Ye carried the wine jar in his hand and walked to the middle of the open space full of tables and tables step by step. He hiccuped at first, and then his body unconsciously leaned back, and Erhu, who was following him, hurriedly stepped forward to support him.

"Hmmm! No! Xiang Ye pushed away the second tiger who was holding him, shook his body slightly, raised the wine jar high and said to the people sitting in the open space: "Thank you for giving me Xiang Ye's face, I drank a little higher today." But I'm happy! People say that there are four joys in life, a long drought and sweet 'dew', a foreign country to meet old acquaintances, when the gold list is titled, and a 'hole' room 'flower' candle night! I am Xiao Dengke today, you come to say hello to me, I have nothing else to say, I can only thank you through this jar of wine! ”

With that, he raised the jar high and poured it up. The generals and princes sitting there opened their eyes one by one and looked at Xiang Ye, who was full of pride and caught drunk.

Everyone just watched Xiang Ye raise the wine jar and pour it wildly, but they didn't know that he was just opening his mouth wide, except for the ones that had just been poured into his mouth, the rest were all spread out along the corners of his mouth, spilling all over his body. After pouring the jar of wine, he only drank a small sip.

Because the sky was dark, the princes and generals didn't see that Xiang Ye had poured all the wine, and they didn't understand what Xiang Ye meant by "Four Happiness" and "Little Dengke", they looked at him stupidly one by one, and it took a long time for someone to come back to their senses and stand up and raise their wine glasses and say to everyone: "General Xiang is very happy today, we should have a glass with the general, come, everyone, let's raise a glass together, I wish the general and the two ladies a long old age, many sons and blessings!" ”

When everyone saw that someone was taking the lead, they all stood up and raised their glasses to Xiang Ye to say hello.

When everyone drank the wine in the toast, Xiang Ye shook his body with the wine jar, and poured it backwards straight 'stiff' and 'stiff'.

"General, General!" Erhu hurriedly supported Xiang Ye, who fell on his back, from behind, and Bai Fu and others, who were busy entertaining guests, also hurriedly stepped forward to surround him, calling him with concern.

Xiang Ye's eyes were closed, and he breathed a heavy smell of wine. Erhu, who was holding his back, raised his head and said to everyone: "Generals, kings, my general is drunk, I will send him back to the account, and please take care of yourself!" ”

After Erhu spoke, he picked up Xiang Ye and walked towards the big tent. Bai Fu, Wei Feng and the others watched the two tigers carry Xiang Ye away, and when the backs of the two disappeared behind a row of camp tents, they said to the people in Daohe: "Come, come, everyone, the general is drunk, I will accompany you to drink!" ”

The generals and princes gathered around returned to the table one after another, and continued to push the cups and drink from one cup to another.

Erhu carried Xiang Ye on his back, and when he arrived outside the big tent, he wanted to send Xiang Ye in, but he thought that 'Meng' Su and Xiang Qing were both inside and it was not good to enter the tent rashly, so he had to stand outside and shout inside the tent: "Two ladies of Qiqi, I sent the general back!" ”

'Meng' Su and Xiang Qing, who were sitting in the tent, heard someone outside the tent say that they had sent Xiang Ye back, and hurriedly got up and ran out. As soon as they came out of the tent, they saw Xiang Ye lying on the back of the second tiger like a dead dog, muttering nonsense in his mouth.

"How do you drink like this?" 'Meng' Su frowned and stepped forward to take Xiang Ye from Erhu's back, and Xiang Qing also hurriedly stepped forward to help him.

"We're here, you go back first!" 'Meng' Su and Xiang Qing were holding Xiang Ye on their hands, Xiang Qing turned around and said to Erhu without blame: "The general can't drink, you don't look at him much, let him drink like this, what if he drinks three long and two short, then what can I do?" ”

Erhu lowered his head, and he didn't dare to argue when he was reprimanded by Xiang Qing. As Xiang Ye's personal soldier, he does have an unshirkable responsibility to let the general drink like this.

Xiang Ye was returned to the tent by 'Meng' Su and Xiang Qing, and the two 'women' smelled the smell of wine on his body, and they both frowned and pouted, giving him a strange look.

"I can't drink so much." 'Meng' Su muttered and reached out to untie the armor on Xiang Ye's body, and Xiang Qing stepped forward to help her take off the armor together.

"That's it, but it's okay, let him get drunk today, and see if he dares to drink like this in the future!" Thinking that today was his big day, the groom was actually drunk, Xiang Qing felt uncomfortable for a while, and reached out and twisted it fiercely towards Xiang Ye's big 'leg'.

Xiang Ye, who was lying on the couch, was twisted by her, took a 'gasp', turned over and sat up, glared at her and whispered, "You are crazy!" Doesn't it hurt? ”

"You're not drunk?" Seeing Xiang Ye crawl up, the two 'females' were shocked and covered their mouths with their small hands at the same time, and looked at him with wide eyes.

Xiang Ye pursed his lips depressedly and said to them: "If I'm drunk, do you bully me as much as you want?" ”

"Why!" 'Meng' Su and Xiang Qing lowered their heads, both a little embarrassed, especially Xiang Qing, remembering that she had just twisted Xiang Ye just now, and buried her head in her 'chest' even more shyly.

"Still say no?" Seeing that they didn't admit it, Xiang Ye jumped up and pulled down his 'pants' and pointed to the bruise that had just been pinched out on the root of his big 'leg' and said, "It's all pinched, you still dare to say that you don't have it?" ”

"Just twisted it slightly!" Seeing the 'meat' worm dangling back and forth next to the bruise on Xiang Ye's 'leg', Xiang Qing's head was buried lower, her hands in front of her and her fingers hooked each other, quibbling in the voice of a weak gnat.

Seeing Xiang Ye take off his 'pants', 'Meng' Su hurriedly stepped forward to help him lift it up, and said angrily: "What are you doing here?" Sister Xiang Qing didn't mean it, she just got married today, you can't wait to show her the murder weapon, do you want to scare her away to be satisfied? ”

Xiang Ye then remembered that in this era, there is no "bullet" in the 'pants', just now, in a hurry, he did light up the most critical place in his house in front of Xiang Qing's eyes a few times, and hurriedly reached out to lift the waist of the 'pants', and said: "That's it, that's it, let's not make trouble, if you let the guys outside know that I'm pretending to be drunk, and I don't know when I'm going to make a fuss, you can sit here with me, and when they leave, let's 'spend' candle nights in the 'hole' room!" ”

Speaking of the 'flower' candle in the 'hole' room, Xiang Ye suddenly forgot the pain on his big 'thigh', reached out and hugged 'Meng' Su and Xiang Qing in his arms one by one, pulled them to the couch and sat down, he first kissed the face of 'Meng' Su sitting on the left, and then slapped Xiang Qing sitting on the right on the face, and the two 'women' sat on the couch without saying a word because of his kissed faces.

Xiang Ye glanced back at the couch, frowned, and said to 'Meng' Su and Xiang Qing: "This couch is too small, we can't squeeze it in, and when those guys outside are all gone, I'll let Erhu bring a few more 'beds' and futons, and we'll sleep on the ground tonight, the ground is spacious, and we can roll around as much as we want!" ”

After listening to Xiang Ye's words, Xiang Qing buried his head in shame, while 'Meng' Su gave him a blank look and scolded: "No skin, no face, no shame!" ”~