Chapter 50: Eggs in the crotch

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The lieutenant muttered to the soldiers behind him and said, "Bring that bride over to meet General Xiang!" ”

The soldier answered, turned around and walked to the bridal procession, and brought the bride that Xiang Tong pointed to.

"General, please untie your hijab!" When the bride arrived in front of Xiang Tong, Captain Xia stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please, took a step back and stood aside.

Xiang Tong stretched out his hand a little apprehensively, and when his hand touched the hijab, he took it back, looked at Captain Xia and asked with some uncertainty, "Can I change it?" ”

Captain Xia shook his head and said seriously: "If you choose it, you can't change it, if it's wrong, it's a big deal to drink a glass of water, and it's not wine, the general doesn't have to be afraid, just lift it!" ”

Xiang Tong exhaled a long breath, reached out and grabbed the corner of the big red hijab and slammed it!

"Mom!" The hijab was lifted, and he, a general who had been fighting on the battlefield all year round, was also taken aback, and took several steps back with a strange scream, holding the hilt of his sword in his hand, and staring at the person in the red bridal outfit with his eyes.

A man with a stubble on his face was wearing a red bridal outfit and was stupid at Xiang Tong, and all the people in the square were thundered by a man wearing a bride's clothes, and the whole square was quiet at first, and then people broke out into a burst of laughter, which made Xiang Tong's face flush with a smile.

Xiang Ye watched Xiang Tong recognize the bride from a distance, and the captain standing on the side forced him to drink a glass of water.

Xiang Tong recognized more than a dozen brides in a row, among these brides there were men with stubble on their faces, and there were also old women with white hair, of course, there were also one or two 'flower' branches of Gong E, but there was no shadow of Nie Xinyu.

More than ten cups of water were poured into his stomach, Xiang Tong lay on the ground, 'rubbing' his bulging belly supported by clear water, but he still didn't give up, pointing to one of the brides standing in the distance and shouting in a hoarse voice: "Bring that one to me!" ”

The captain was about to ask someone to bring the bride he was pointing to, when Xiang Ye, who was standing in the distance, spoke: "Okay, okay, don't tease him anymore!" Today is a good day for General Xiang Tong, pour him a stomach of water, and get up at night, wouldn't it be a waste of 'waves' in vain**? ”

"Invite the general's wife up!" As soon as Xiang Ye's words came out, a team composed of palace 'women' immediately walked out of the palace, and at the front of this team was an open-top carriage trimmed with gold and silver, and on the carriage sat a bride wearing a red brocade robe.

On the throne of the carriage sat a child who was only about ten years old, and that child was none other than Nie Long.

As soon as he saw Nie Long, Xiang Tong immediately understood that the bride sitting in the carriage was Nie Xinyu, and hurriedly greeted the carriage.

But before he could rush a few steps, a few more Xia Jun colonels stopped in front of him.

"What are you going to do?" Seeing that he was stopped again, Xiang Tong begged for mercy from the junior colonels with a bitter face: "Brothers, let me go today, will you definitely repay me in the future?" ”

"That's not going to work!" A Xia Jun junior colonel shook his head, 'touched' out two 'chicken' eggs from his arms, and winked at Xiang Tong twice"|These two 'chicken' eggs have to be stuffed into the general's 'pants' tube by the general's wife, and then taken out from the neck, otherwise the general Hugh will think about being able to enter the 'hole' room smoothly today!" ”

Xiang Tong slapped his forehead and glanced at Xiang Ye, such a quirky 'spirit' idea except Xiang Ye was afraid that no one else could think of it, so he let out a long sigh: "Okay, let me ask first, is there anything else after this 'getting'?" ”

Xiao Xiao raised his face and groaned for a moment, then turned his head and glanced at Xiang Ye in the distance.

Xiang Ye saw Xiao Xiao Xiao turn around, and nodded at him with a smile on his face.

Only then did the little colonel say to Xiang Tong: "No, just this once!" ”

When Xiang Tong was stopped by the junior colonels, the carriage carrying Nie Xinyu stopped not far from them.

"Madame General, please!" When the carriage stopped, the colonels formed two teams, and one of them shouted at the top of his voice.

The two Gong E's got out of the carriage with Nie Xinyu in their arms, and Nie Xinyu, who had just come to the square, didn't know what was waiting for her, and walked towards Xiang Tong with the help of Gong E.

Xiao Xiaoxiao, who was holding two 'chicken' eggs in his hand, bowed down and handed the 'chicken' eggs to one of them.

Gong E took the 'chicken' egg, pursed her lips and smiled, and then said to Nie Xinyu: "Madam, according to the rules of our king's hometown, when getting married, the bride will put two 'chicken' eggs in the groom's 'trousers' tube, all the way from the 'trousers' tube to the neck, which symbolizes that you will be able to give birth to a noble son early in the future!" ”

"Huh?" As soon as Nie Xinyu heard that Xiang Ye's hometown still had such strange rules, she was taken aback, and whispered to Gong E: "But in front of the public, isn't this okay?" ”

"Nothing bad!" Gong E said with a smile on her face: "In the future, the weddings of the Xia Kingdom will be held like this, starting with the lady, so as to set an example for the subjects of Great Xia!" ”

Nie Xinyu was silent for a while, she was a little entangled, and it was also Xiang Ye who agreed to marry Xiang Tong and asked 'Meng' Su and Xiang Qing to take turns to be lobbyists, and finally reluctantly agreed, but she could pinch the 'chicken' egg in the 'pants' tube, but this kind of thing was too embarrassing to do.

"Madame, don't hesitate!" Seeing that Nie Xin didn't speak, Gong E urged on the side: "The king and the adults are waiting!" ”

"Okay!" Nie Xinyu sighed, took the 'chicken' egg from Gong E's hand, and came to Xiang Tong under the guidance of Gong E.

Xiang Tong stood straight, his eyes unblinking, watching Nie Xinyu hold two 'chicken' eggs in his hands and slowly squat down in front of him.

The 'trousers' tube was slowly uncovered by Nie Xinyu, and the two cold 'chicken' eggs were attached to the little 'legs' and slowly moved upwards under the push of Nie Xinyu's two little hands.

Just when the 'chicken' egg was pushed to the crotch of the 'pants', a palace lady suddenly shouted: "Oops! ”

Nie Xinyu, who was engrossed in pushing the 'chicken' eggs, was taken aback when he heard the scream, and his two little hands involuntarily slammed hard, and the thin 'chicken' eggshell was crushed raw, and the sticky egg white and yolk flowed into Xiang Tong's 'pants' crotch, flowing down the 'pants' tube.

Xiang Tong looked embarrassed, but the crowd in the square, including the 30,000 Chu army, all laughed.

"Alright, alright!" Xiang Ye saw that Xiang Tong was almost straightened, raised his hand and pressed it a few times, and the laughter stopped, and he said to everyone: "The newcomer should start the banquet after worshipping heaven and earth!" Today, in order to celebrate the wedding of General Xiang Tong, I have no dignity for a day, and jokes can be made casually! Just don't go overboard! ”

The next procedure was a bit patterned, no one took Xiang Tong to change clothes, he wore slimy, wet 'pants' and worshiped Nie Xinyu before he sat down in the position that Xiang Ye had arranged for him, and Nie Xinyu was sent back to the General's Mansion by a team composed of Gong E and guards.

Xiang Ye held a feast for Xiang Tong in Jiuyuan City, and in Linhe, Wei Feng, the Fox Wolf King and the Aries King were sitting in the big tent outside the city discussing military affairs.

After defeating the King of the Right Valley, Di Yu did not stop at Linhe, she rushed towards Jiuyuan City under the escort of a group of guards.

In Linhe, she found a very serious problem, that is, the Xia people have a long-standing hatred for the Huns, although the soldiers and horses of the Fox Wolf King and the Aries King have made great contributions to the Xia State in the battle to defeat the Xiongnu Right Valley Liwang, but the people in Linhe City still have an indescribable rejection of these Huns.

Occasionally, a small number of soldiers and horses under the Fox Wolf King and the Aries King would enter Linhe City to buy some necessary items for life, but the people in the city were reluctant to sell things to them, and many times they had to be persuaded by the Xia officers and soldiers before selling them things.

There is only one way to solve this problem, that is, to immediately let the army of the Fox Wolf King and the Aries King have a new station, if they stay in this not very friendly city of Linhe for a long time, I am afraid that the nearly 100,000 Xiongnu army will be psychologically restless, which is not conducive to the overall situation of eliminating Maudun.

Di Yu didn't see Xiang Ye's order, and when she left Linhe, Xiang Ye's order had not yet been delivered.

When Xiang Ye's order was delivered, Wei Feng, the Fox Wolf King, and the Aries King were all very excited.

The territory of the Xiongnu right valley Liwang is a 'fat' beautiful grassland, occupying here, whether it is horses or cattle and sheep do not have to worry about no forage to raise, this is indeed a good place for the Huns who live on nomadism.

In the big tent of the fox wolf king, Wei Feng placed a sheepskin with a map in front of him, he pointed to a piece of Pingchuan on the sheepskin and said to the fox wolf king and the white sheep king: "Two of you, please see, the territory of the Xiongnu Right Valley Liwang borders on the right Xian king, if we raise a large army to attack rashly, the right Xian king will definitely raise troops to help." I only have 30,000 soldiers and horses under my account, and the total strength of the two is only 100,000 people, with these forces there is still a chance of winning against the right valley king, but if the right king participates in the battle, I am afraid we have little chance of victory! ”

The Fox Wolf King Humuchun looked at the map and furrowed his brows: "As General Wei sees, where should our army attack the King of the Right Valley?" ”

Wei Feng stared at the map for a long time, and then pointed to the territory of the Right Virtuous King and said to the Fox Wolf King: "Great King, please look, this is the territory of the Right Virtuous King, our three armies only need to be divided into two groups, I will lead the 30,000 gods 'shooting' battalion to the territory of the Right Virtuous King to 'advance', making Great Xia want to attack the Right Virtuous King's posture, and the two of you will lead the army to attack the territory of the Right Valley Liwang, he learned that the Right Virtuous King was attacked, and he must divide his troops to support, and occupying his territory is just as simple as tickling!" ”

The Fox Wolf King and the Aries King glanced at each other, nodded at the same time, and said to Wei Feng: "Some are at the command of General Wei!" ”

"Good!" Seeing that the two of them did not object, Wei Feng slapped one hand on the map, and said to them in a resolute tone: "Let the soldiers rest for the past two days, and three days later, we will each lead our troops and horses to attack the King of Liwang in the right valley!" ”~