"Haaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!

The beautiful scenery of the West Lake is in March, and the spring rain is like wine and willows. There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, but it is difficult to hold hands on the other side. Ten years of repair can be crossed in the same boat, and a hundred years of repair can be slept together. ”

I pushed open the door of the office of the head of the serious crime team, and the boss Shen Ruoshan was watching the 92nd version of "The Legend of the New White Lady" on his mobile phone in the office, and it was very loud.

If you want to say that this drama was a smash hit back then, even if you haven't watched it, you must have heard this song "Crossing Love". This drama is the boss's favorite, and Zhao Yazhi is his goddess, because of this, he quarreled with his sister a lot.

"Boss, the case of Han Xiaoman's disappearance has been closed." I stood at the door and looked at the boss who was watching the show, and said angrily.

The boss ignored me and was still immersed in the acting skills of the goddess Zhao Yazhi.

I sighed a little helplessly.

Watching dramas during working hours, I don't pay attention to the impact, even if I want to fish and be lazy, at least I should wear headphones, right? It's good now, the entire serious crime team has been brainwashed by this song, and everyone can't help but hum the beautiful scenery of the West Lake in March.

I walked forward quickly, looking at the boss in a daze, and now I was standing in front of him, and he still didn't see me.

"Boss! Case closed! ”

I raised my voice and yelled at him.

The boss raised his eyelids slightly, and saw that it was me, so he slowly double-clicked the phone screen, and as the episode paused, the singing also stopped abruptly.

"Ah Mu, what's the matter?" He took a leisurely sip from his teacup and looked at me suspiciously.

I shouted twice just now, but he didn't hear it once?! I was truly speechless!

But thinking that the boss is also an old policeman who is about to retire, at this age, it is normal for people to be deaf and dazzled.

I don't know why, but thinking about it, I suddenly wanted to laugh, no, suddenly a little sad.

"There's something to say, there's a fart!" The boss saw that I hadn't spoken for a long time, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, and he yelled at me impatiently.

With this voice, the boss I know is back!

"Boss, the case is closed." I repeated it, and then handed over the closing report.

The boss took the report, obviously absent-minded, and looked at it casually. In the end, I didn't bother to read it, so I threw the report on the table and let me give a brief oral report.

"The small key is suspected of illegal detention and restriction of personal freedom, and whether it can constitute kidnapping depends on whether the victim prosecutes. The victim, Han Xiaoman, suffered from severe Stockholm syndrome and is currently undergoing psychological treatment. Little Key's mother is bedridden and has been sent to a nursing home, and the follow-up has been handed over to the local police. ”

I gave a brief report in a concise way, and the boss didn't have the heart to listen to it anyway. Besides, the case is closed, and the next thing is the court.

The boss nodded with satisfaction, but his eyes never left the white lady on the phone screen, and then said casually: "Good job, I'll give you a few days off!" ”

Holiday?!

I vaguely felt that something was wrong, the last time the boss gave me a holiday, he directly sent me to the Rose Manor to participate in some charity sale, and accidentally cracked a case of human blood raising roses, so that I successfully obtained the Conan physique.

This time, I was suddenly going to take a vacation, which must be no good thing.

As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you will be a thief.

The art of war, thirty-six strategies, go for the upper plan.

"Boss, if it's okay, I'll go back."

As I spoke, I stepped back and was very attentive to the boss closing the office door.

At the moment when the door was about to close, an angry roar suddenly came from the room: "Ah Mu! You give me back! ”

Alas, it seems that this time it will not be able to hide.

I slowly pushed open a crack in the door, poked only one head in, and asked with a hippie smile, "Boss, is there something wrong with me?" ”

The boss didn't speak, but beckoned to me and motioned for me to come in and speak.

I had no choice but to walk in the door and stand in front of the boss again.

The boss looked at me, his eyes flew, and suddenly showed a very kind smile: "How about arranging a beauty trip for you and traveling at public expense?" ”

It's this set again, it's really hypocritical.

I'm a little helpless, since I can't hide, it's better to give me a good time.

I asked angrily, "Boss, is there another mission?" ”

The boss smiled heartily, and when he saw that I had seen through it, he no longer concealed it, and said directly to me: "Dong'an Village, there is a case, you go and investigate." ”

"The village? Besides, there are police in the village, there are police in the town, and there are police in the city and province, so there is no need to dispatch a serious crime team. I frowned slightly and said lightly.

I didn't think much of the case that happened in the village in the boss's mouth, and I thought to myself, what big case could there be in the village? It is nothing more than a quarrel between neighbors, which escalates to a civil dispute such as a fight, and a criminal case is a theft at best.

After listening to me, the boss shook his head and corrected: "It's not the serious crime team, it's yourself." ”

Hearing this, I was directly stunned and asked again: "What?" Myself? ”

I'm completely confused, what kind of case, do you have to go to me, or do I go alone?

The boss looked at my expression, took a slow sip of tea, and said with a smile: "If you don't want to go alone, I'll find someone to go with you." How is Li Meng? I see that you have a good relationship, and every time a case is investigated, the two of you act together, so it should be quite tacit. Besides, men and women are matched to work, and they are not tired of work. ”

Oh my God, invisible foolishness is the deadliest. Last time, the boss of the Rose Manor also said the same thing, saying that he would arrange a beautiful partner for me, and it turned out to be Li Meng.

Also, it's impossible that the boss didn't understand my problem, and what I'm struggling with now is why I want to go, not why I want to go alone.

Looking at the boss's expression of pretending to be stupid, I was a little helpless, so I simply found a chair and sat down, looked at him with an expression that couldn't live, and asked weakly, "Boss, what kind of case is it?" ”

Seeing that I was relieved, the boss agreed to go to Dong'an Village to investigate in disguise, and hurriedly told me the details of the case: "A dog in the village didn't know where to get a human bone back. ”

"Human bones? Maybe it was the dog that dug up someone's ancestral grave. I replied casually.

"Dong'an Village practices cremation, how can there be human bones?" The Boss rejected my idea.

Then, the boss muttered again: "The entire Dong'an Village reveals an indescribable weirdness. ”