Chapter 2: The Yellow Army Who Dressed as a Calf Is Just a Little Calf (Part I)

Zhan Zhizhan suddenly woke up and said to himself: "Obediently long dong, fried green onions in lard!" Isn't this the dormitory where I went to school at Butou University? It's amazing, it turns out that Lao Tzu is reincarnated as a human being, and he has returned to his college days! ”

Who has the power to regenerate themselves? Who else but plums! Zhan Zhizhan remembered that he was promoting Buddhism with Fan Wuyi and arguing with Xie Bi'an, when suddenly, a solemn voice in mid-air blocked the way: "The two immortals are temporarily staying in the immortal step!" ”

Xie Bi'an and Fan Wuyi looked up, auspicious clouds and kindness, and they knew that it was great compassion and great compassion to help the suffering and save the suffering, and the great inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva's side was to serve the good fortune dragon girl to block the way. Panicked, Xie Bi'an and Fan Wuyi hurriedly put their hands together, and Fan Wuji bowed down and recited the Dharma number: "Nan Wu Great Compassion, Great Compassion, Rescue Suffering, Salvation, Great Inspiration, Guanyin Bodhisattva!" Nan no good fortune dragon girl Pusa! ”

It is not an exaggeration to call the dragon girl of good fortune a "bodhisattva". The Buddhist scriptures describe that the Dragon Maiden of Good Wealth was the youngest daughter of the Dragon King of Bhara and was a famous figure in the Lotus Society. The dragon girl is young and wise, and at the age of eight she has matured her good roots, and she will be shown to be a Buddha in public at the Lotus Festival. In order to assist Guanyin Bodhisattva to purify all sentient beings, the dragon girl of good wealth appeared from the body of the Buddha as a virgin and became the right attendant of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Zhan Zhizhan looked intently, and saw that the dragon girl of good fortune in the auspicious clouds was not Mei Xiaoran, who was in love with him unforgettablely, and who was it? Zhan Zhizhan suddenly remembered that Mei Xiaoran once revealed her heart to him in a joking way: "If I am the dragon girl of good wealth beside Guanyin Bodhisattva and return to Guanyin Bodhisattva, I will kick the good wealth boy into the East China Sea and ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to recruit you to his old man's side." The two of us will be by the side of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and we will never be separated! ”

Come to think of it. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but muttered in his heart: "The daring girl Meizi is really the dragon girl of good wealth next to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and she really kicked the good wealth boy into the East China Sea." I also asked for the grace of Guanyin Bodhisattva and his old man, and came to save himself......"

Zhan Zhizhan was overjoyed, and he didn't have time to think about it, so he shouted: "Meizi help!" Plum! Help me! ”

The Dragon Girl of Good Wealth is worthy of serving Guanyin Bodhisattva for a long time, and she is still a solemn appearance: "Zhan Jushi, there is no Mei Xiaoran in this world, I am the Dragon Girl who serves the good wealth on the right side of Guanyin Bodhisattva." I came here this time to convey to Xie Fan and the two Yin Shuai the decree of Nan Wu's great compassion to save the suffering and save the great inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva! ”

Xie Bi'an and Fan Wuyi hurriedly put their hands together and saluted, and Fan Wuyi said respectfully: "Nan Wu Great Compassion Saves Suffering and Rescues the Great Inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva!" Respectfully lead Nan Wu Great Compassion to save the suffering and save the suffering, the vast inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva Dharma! ”

The dragon girl of good fortune continued quietly: "Nan Wu Great Compassion Relief Suffering and Salvation of the Great Inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva said that the wisdom of war is not over, and the killing is not finished, and he is allowed to be reborn and return to his soul, and end this period of cause and effect. ”

Fan Wuyi was taken aback, and hurriedly put his hands together and said, "Nan Wu Shancai Dragon Girl Pusa!" There are no young and old people on the Huangquan Road, and there is no turning back from the sorrows. The king of Hades wants him to die in the third watch, and no god dares to come to the fifth watch to stay! ”

The Dragon Maiden said: "The King of the Earth knows the intentions of Guanyin Bodhisattva, so you don't need to worry about it!" ”

Fan Wuji hurriedly said: "I would like to lead Nan Wu's great compassion to save the suffering and save the suffering, and the great inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva's decree!" The dragon girl Pusa who is blessed with good fortune is just ...... It's just that Zhan Zhizhan's body has been damaged and can no longer be used! ”

The good fortune dragon girl Heshi said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva Dharma is boundless, you know this section, you don't worry. The Bodhisattva is merciful, and has asked the Bodhisattva of the Ten Palaces of the Ten Palaces of the Bodhisattva to pardon Zhan Zhizhan for all kinds of torture from the first hall to the eighth hall, and the Ninth Hall of Yan Jun and the King of Equality will no longer pursue Zhan Zhizhan, and the Ten Palaces of the Yama King will reverse the Wheel of the Underworld, and the humane rebirth will occur on the Jiazi Day of the Renshen Moon in the year of the year! ”

Zhan Zhizhan burst into tears, bowed his head, and fell to the ground: "Nan Wu Great Compassion Saves Suffering and Rescues the Great Inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva!" Nan no good fortune dragon girl Pusa! Nan Wu Great Compassion Relief Suffering Relief Vast Inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva! Nan no good fortune dragon girl Pusa! ”

Xie Bi'an stretched out his hand to pull Zhan Zhizhan up, and Fan Wuyi bowed to the Good Wealth Dragon Girl and said, "Good Wealth Dragon Girl Pusa, please come back!" The two of us have been in accordance with the decree of the Great Compassion of Nan Wu Great Compassion to save the suffering and save the great inspiration of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and this will send Zhan Zhizhan to be reborn and return to the yang......"

The dragon girl said: "The two immortals are slow! Guanyin Bodhisattva is very merciful and compassionate, and it is known that there was a very spiritual beast 'Great Demon Mandrill' that once made trouble in the underworld. After the Bodhisattva King of Jizo surrendered the 'Great Demon Mandrill', he relegated the 'Great Demon Mandrill' to the Nine Secluded Places and sealed it according to the law, and he was not allowed to get out. Guanyin Bodhisattva is compassionate and compassionate, and the Dharma is boundless, and it is known that the disaster of the 'Great Demon Mandrill' has been completed, and the Three Realms should be reappeared. Teun Yun transformed the body of the 'Great Demon Mandrill' into the flesh of Zhan Zhizhan. Warrior, bear with the pain for a while! ”

"Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Meizi wants to turn us into a 'big demon mandrill'? 'Big Demon Mandrill' is just Lao Tzu's nickname, but you can't take it seriously! Zhan Zhizhan suddenly remembered the "Great Demon Mandrill" with a ghostly and long face, and the bright red bridge of the nose made this bright color more prominent than the dark color around it. There are deep longitudinal stripes on the sides of the nose, a goatee under the chin, and the head is hidden in long hair. "The Great Demon Mandrill" is fortunately not like the Monkey King described in Wu Chengen's "Journey to the West": "He looks like a man with round eyes, checked ears, full of hair, Lei Gongzui, thin face, sharp mouth and shrunken cheeks, and a body less than four feet, like a pinecone eater, although he looks like a human, he has fewer cheeks than a human." ”

Zhan Zhizhan cried out: "There is no great mercy and compassion for Guanyin Bodhisattva! Plums, plums! Let's talk about it, the tiger is better than the past, and the world is turned upside down and generous. If you have to become a muddle, why die, and be willing to be a mandarin duck and not an immortal. I...... There's nothing wrong with my brain circuit, I really don't want to become a monster! I drink a lot, I am lustful, greedy for money, knowledgeable, joking, and stand up to the sky. Why...... Why did you make me a monster? ”

The dragon girl of good wealth said: "Zhan layman, you must not disobey the Bodhisattva's decree, I can be extrajudicial and allow you a skill!" ”

Zhan Zhizhan wiped his tears, frowned, and groaned in his stomach: "Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard!" …… This plum will not be like Guanyin Bodhisattva fooling the monkey of the Monkey King, saying, 'If you go to the place where you hurt your body, I will allow you to call Tiantian Ying and the earth spirit.' He also gave Sun Monkey three life-saving hairs, so that he could adapt to the situation and avoid the disaster of emergency. ”

Zhan Zhizhan was wrong, the Good Wealth Dragon Girl did not give him three life-saving hairs. Zhan Zhizhan is right to think about it, Guanyin Bodhisattva plucked three willow leaves and put them on the back of the head of the monkey of the Monkey King, turning them into three life-saving hairs. Avalokiteshvara also told Sun Monkey: "If you come to that season when there is no help, you can adapt to the situation and save you from the calamity." ”

"Alas! Gods and horses are all floating clouds! Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron, and now it is stepping forward from the beginning. The plum has no willow branches, how can she give herself three life-saving hairs? I'd rather take a step forward and die than take half a step back! "Zhan Zhizhan still understands people very well.

Zhan Zhizhan was still thinking nonsense, and the dragon girl of good wealth said: "There is no good or evil in people, and good and evil exist in your heart." I will open the third eye for you today, so that you can observe the good and evil of the Three Realms, and the monks of Wangzhan will keep in mind that 'great evil is great good', and make good use of the 'third eye' to benefit the people! ”

Zhan Zhizhan knew that the "great evil" mentioned by Meizi was by no means evil in the ordinary sense, and this sentence was a Buddhist allusion. Legend has it that before the Buddhist Fuxian Bodhisattva became a positive fruit, he was a butcher-like killer who slaughtered people in several cities. Later, the clouds in the sky showed the appearance of the law, Fuxian looked back, felt the heaven and the earth, and immediately sat cross-legged on the ground, becoming a Buddha. This is the famous allusion to "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground"! Meizi is bitter, and naturally persuades Zhan Zhizhan to be kind. Meizi is right, the sage has gone out of the East, walking the right path in the world, and seeking a prosperous future. Give up the small self and get the big self; Give up the big self, get no self; No self can last forever.

Zhan Zhizhan also understood that Meizi was persuading him to work hard to transform his worldview and be a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who was free from low-level interests, and a person who was beneficial to the people. He was advised to be completely liberated physically and mentally, spiritually enlightened, and serve the people wholeheartedly.

But Zhan Zhizhan's demonic nature has not been removed, and he secretly thought in his heart: "If you don't send the demon army to kill the uneven, the unjust will kill the uneven." The unjust kill the unequal, and kill the unequal. It is a crime to kill one person, ten to be a murderer, a hundred to be evil, a thousand to be a general, and ten thousand to be a hero. Genghis Khan Temujin killed thousands of people and was revered as the 'pride of a generation', and Bai Qi, who killed millions of people, was known as the 'god of war of a generation'. ”

Zhan Zhizhan was dissatisfied with a thousand and ten thousand was unsatisfied, and he was suddenly very curious about Meizi's promise to open a "third eye" for him, and he didn't know what magical powers the "third eye" given to him by the dragon girl of good fortune was. Speaking of the "third eye", Zhan Zhizhan's first thought was the "Erlang God" Yang Jian. The third eye of the "Erlang God" is also known as the "Heavenly Eye", which can see through all falsehoods and is comparable to a demon mirror. There are more than a dozen immortals with a third eye in traditional mythology. Among these immortals, Zhan Zhizhan is the most talked about is "Ma Wangye". Ma Wangye's full name is "Lingguan Marshal Ma", and he is one of the four saints of Taoist protectors. Zhan Zhizhan admired Ma Wang Ye very much for sending five hundred fire crows to kill the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and make a big fuss about hell to save his mother. Later, the Jade Emperor saw that Ma Wangye was a general, and named him a general of the Zhenwu Emperor and protected the heavenly realm.