Fuck it! There are still five minutes left before class, and this time it really costs the child's life, Zhan Zhizhan was so anxious that he opened his two long legs and ran all the way to the classroom. Zhan Zhizhan was still two hundred meters away from the teaching building, but his classroom was on the fifth floor. Yan Ruoxia's phone said that the whole class had arrived, and the first class of today would not be held, and the class teacher Liu Ruyan would organize a class meeting to let the students get familiar with university life as soon as possible. Zhan Zhizhan didn't want to be late for the first class in college, especially when it was presided over by a teacher he admired very much.

But if he didn't leave a bad impression on Teacher Liu, Zhan Zhizhan would have to cross the distance of 200 meters within the remaining five minutes, climb the five-story building, and then shout at the right time when Teacher Liu read his name: "Here!" ”

Seeing that as long as he rushed through the corridor in front of him again, he would be able to step up the stairs on the fifth floor, Zhan Zhizhan excitedly just wanted to shout: "I'm here!" ”

Just as Zhan Zhizhan rushed towards the stairs at a galloping speed, with a girl's scream, a soft body crashed into his arms. The girl let out another coquettish cry of "ah", and fell on all fours with a very indecent kick.

The girl Zhan Zhizhan who bumped into knew that this was not the organizing committee member of her class, Anqi, known as "Bai Leba".

It is said that Angel's nickname comes from a big monster in the port: "Big bread is like a pot lid". It is not an exaggeration to say that this loaf of bread is large, and it is a semicircle in shape, about a foot in diameter, and weighs about two kilograms each. "Leba" is a Russian transliteration, which means "bread". Over time, "Leba" became synonymous with bread. People love "Big Leba" because of its long history and unique craftsmanship. Speaking of "Da Leba", there is one person who deserves to be mentioned in a big book, and that is I.A. Tyulin. Back then, thousands of "old maozi" poured to the port, and then like the ebb of the tide, there was not much left. But history will not forget the name of "Qiulin", in 1900, he founded the "Qiulin Foreign Company" in the port. The "Da Lieba" operated by the "Qiulin Foreign Company" can only be enjoyed by the "old Maozi" and a small number of noble Chinese.

"My mother-in-law, Hey ......" knocked down "Bai Leba", and Zhan Zhizhan felt uneasy and complained.

"Nasty! The person you hit hurts so much! This "Bai Leba" is from the banks of the Li River in Guangxi, and has a very cute baby face. "Bai Leba" snorted in pain, and his chubby, snow-white little hands slapped the dust.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Zhan Zhizhan apologized and helped "Bai Leba" up, while sneaking a sneak glance at "Bai Leba", which happened to collide with her eyes spying on her, Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly looked away, but muttered in his stomach without suffering at all: "I'm sorry, it's not right, Ba Ba Zi came to the meeting!" Hey...... Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! ”

As soon as he met Zhan Zhizhan's eyes, two blush immediately flew on the face of "Bai Leba", and he whispered: "I hate it!" Can you hurry up! Mr. Liu asked me to tell you to hurry up. ”

After saying that, "Bai Leba" turned his head and ran.

Zhan Zhizhan was stunned for a while before he reacted, hurriedly chased after him, and asked knowingly, "I'm sorry!" What's your name? ”

"Bai Leba" kept walking and shouted without looking back: "I won't tell you!" I'm going to be late! ”

Zhan Zhizhan woke up like a dream, and suddenly remembered a classic line of the enemy Zhang Junchang in the classic movie "Southern Expedition and Northern War", and shouted: "It's over!" The communist army is likely to attack immediately! ”

Zhan Zhizhan finished shouting and ran wildly. However, it was still too late! Zhan Zhizhan watched as the "Bai Leba" of the meat dun pier rushed into the classroom. When Zhan Zhizhan arrived panting, he was met by Teacher Liu's dissatisfied eyes. Teacher Liu was opening the roll call list, and when she saw Zhan Zhizhan walking into the classroom, she was expressionless and said solemnly, "Zhan Zhizhan, go back to your seat." ”

Zhan Zhizhan walked into the classroom dejectedly, but saw that the "Bai Leba" he had just hit was sitting in the last row looking at him with a smile, and the seat next to him was actually empty, and it was the only empty seat. Zhan Zhizhan was late, so he could only sit at the back and share the table with "Bai Leba". There are a total of thirty-two students in this class, sitting in three rows in the classroom, two people per table, among which there are eighteen female students. Hehe, there are fewer wolves and more meat, God is a perfect person, and the boys can pick and choose. Zhan Zhizhan sat generously beside the angel-faced, fleshy "Bai Leba", she glanced at Zhan Zhizhan with a blushing face, and then turned her gaze to Teacher Liu, listening to the teacher's lecture very seriously, and almost put a pair of small hands behind her back.

Teacher Liu is very annoying today, and after she finished the roll call in a serious manner, she announced the list of class cadres in a verbal manner. "Lilac" is the squad leader; "Baileba" is a member of the learning committee; Zhang Kaifeng, who can sing and dance, and always likes to mix with male classmates, is a member of the literary and art committee; It is by no means whiter than the "Black Rose", but she looks sorry for the people and the party, and the "anthracite" Wu Yanmei is a member of the life committee. Zhan Zhizhan was honored to be appointed by Mr. Liu as the sports committee member of the class. He was a little dissatisfied in his heart, and secretly thought: "Damn, Lao Tzu was the class president in middle school, and he was only given a sports committee member when he came to the university." However, Lao Tzu is still lucky, there is only one boy in the class, and it is comfortable to soak in four girls all day long. Men and women match, work without getting tired. ”

After announcing the list of class cadres, Zhan Zhizhan thought that Teacher Liu would announce the dismissal of the meeting, so that he would have a chance to stammer the female table next to him. Unexpectedly, Mr. Liu gave the students a "political lesson" again. Where did Zhan Zhizhan have the heart to listen to what Teacher Liu said, "Bai Leba" exuded a faint fragrance, and he drilled into Zhan Zhizhan's nostrils one by one, making him feel uncomfortable all over, all his thoughts were on "Bai Leba", and he didn't listen to what Teacher Liu was talking about at all.

Zhan Zhizhan lay on the table, hiding in the back of the "condom", holding a book to cover his face, and peeping at "Bai Leba" with a pair of thief eyes. Suddenly, Zhan Zhizhan's "Adolescent Void Delusional Oppression Syndrome" immediately attacked, and he rushed to his brain with enthusiasm for a while, and gently touched "Bai Leba" with a Gelle petal. "Bai Leba" was shocked, but he didn't move his legs, but whispered: "Big stupid cow, you will steal chickens and dogs, and eat girls' tofu." ”

"What? Tofu? Do you know how to make tofu? I like it the most! Zhan Zhizhan looked at "Bai Leba" with confused eyes.

"What a stupid! Eat tofu...... Hum! Don't talk to you scoundrel! People didn't sleep well all night last night, and they were so sleepy that they didn't have the heart to coax you to talk. "Bai Leba" blushed and said with a face full of class struggle.

"What? Haven't slept all night? Zhan Zhi Zhan Yuan opened a pair of small eyes and asked in surprise.

"Zhan Zhizhan, what are you talking about? Is there anything wrong with what I'm saying? Suddenly, Mr. Liu let out a majestic shout.

"I didn't ...... No! Be...... It was my stomach that suddenly hurt. Zhan Zhizhan stammered and explained.

Teacher Liu glared at Zhan Zhizhan fiercely, ignored him anymore, and continued to preach endlessly.

Zhan Zhizhan glanced at "Bai Leba", only to see her staring at Teacher Liu intently, as if she didn't have any feeling for Zhan Zhizhan's lies. Zhan Zhizhan's brain moved, and a stream of bad water came out, and his eyes also looked at Teacher Liu, and he whispered: "Uncle Jin said that Xiao Wuji and his mother said that girls are the best at deceiving people, and the more beautiful girls are, the more deceitful they are!" It turns out that you haven't slept all night because you have been thinking about it all day long, and you think of the dead and alive object you loved before you were in middle school. ”

"Bai Leba" hurriedly covered his mouth with his chubby little hands, held back a laugh, and whispered, "Oh...... my god！ I blame you for losing your conscience! You still don't admit it? If it weren't for you, a little wrongdoer who dared to do something but didn't dare to be, how could people ......?"

Zhan Zhizhan touched his head, this time he was really confused: "Resentful? We should believe in the masses and the party, these are the two fundamental principles. If you doubt these two principles, you can't do anything. I haven't offended you, so why should I complain? ”

"Bai Leba" sighed and said faintly, "Oh...... my god！ You were born when you were in the yang year, the moon, the yin and the sun, and you are the life of three yang and one yin. "The Art of Life" says that when a person has three yangs in the four pillars, three yangs and one yin, you can get five elements and two genera, that is, two lives. The so-called 'two lives' does not mean that you have two lives, but that your life is extremely stable. For example, if a bullet hits your heart, you won't die, and you will survive. In the eyes of the world, this is a fluke, but in essence, your life is two. Most people only have five elements and one genus, that is, one life, someone is a wooden life, someone is a golden life, but those who have three yangs in the eight characters have five elements and two genera, and they have two lives. For example, he not only has a wooden life, but also a golden life. This is the reason why there are always some people in the world who are 'fatal' and 'can't die'. ”

"Bai Leba" was puzzled when he saw Zhan Zhizhan talking about it, and said softly like playing a piano to a cow: "These are the knowledge in the Book of Changes, and I will tell you when I have time in the future." ”

Zhan Zhizhan was amused in his heart, but he still looked confused, and nodded very humbly.

Seeing Zhan Zhizhan nodded, "Bai Leba" continued: "I was born when the lunar year was cloudy, the moon and the sun were cloudy, that is, the so-called 'pure yin person', 'women are born of pure yin, and men are born of pure yang', I am the unfortunate 'green lantern self-guarding life'." ”

Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help it, and said with a smile: "If you want me to say that you don't be so persistent, the old grandfather in my hometown said a sentence: 'One life, two luck, three feng shui, four accumulation of yin virtue, five reading, six seven phases and eight gods, nine nobles and ten health." "Virtue is not lonely, there must be neighbors", "Thousands of people point out, do not die of illness." 'A drop of water can pierce a rock, and so can good, and so can evil. ”