"Dog Leftovers" shook a five-foot square color sheet in his hand, first respectfully to Mrs. Song, and then explained to the audience that there were no other objects under the color list, and then read the auspicious knock in a crisp and hearty tone: "Good luck and good times, the queen mother and the immortals go to the peach." Fulu East China Sea often flows, and the old lady of Song lives longer than Nanshan Immortal Pine! ”

As soon as the lines were read, "Dog Leftovers" held his breath, looked around at the audience, and counted "Sheng!" in his mouth. …… Long! …… Open! ”

As soon as the words fell, the "dog leftover" draped the color sheet on his right shoulder, and four dazzling glasses immediately appeared under the color sheet, containing clear water and swimming fish. Then put on the color sheet, uncover it, but there is a stack of glass fish tanks of different sizes, and the fish in each tank are bright. The two actions made by the "dog leftovers" in a row, skillfully coordinated, and the techniques were clean and neat, and the guests on the seat immediately applauded and applauded like thunder. "Dog Leftovers" bowed again and again to express their gratitude, and when the atmosphere calmed down, "Dog Leftovers" recited words again: "Cai single shakes the four corners of wealth, skilled craftsmen make it, today it falls into my hands, and you can conjure it up for me!" ”

As soon as the words fell, a big guest who was making fun stepped forward and hugged the "dog leftovers" by the waist and threatened: "Hey...... Do you dare to take off your robes, you trickster? If you don't take off your robe, I won't let you go, and I'm not done with you! ”

In fact, when the birthday program is performed here, an assistant is also needed to shout "take off the robe", so that the show can further mutate and deepen, and this guest completely plays the role of an assistant, making the old lady Song sitting in the main seat laugh.

"Dog leftovers" replied: "Medium! As long as Mrs. Song is happy about this, this gentleman has the final say, whatever! ”

After the guests let go, the "dog leftover" took off his robe, leaving a close-fitting short suit, he suddenly turned a somersault on the spot, and when he stood up, he held out the shou pick, shou noodles and a blazing brazier from under the color list. Just when everyone was stunned and surprised, the "dog leftover" took off his short clothes, only wore his shirt, and took out two large bowls, each containing water, and the fish in the bowl were jumping around, and the guests applauded again.

Just as the host and guests were drinking hot, suddenly, a nephew of "Old Gaoli" called "Erzi" ran in from outside the courtyard in a panic, came to the main table with a sigh and stammered to "Old Gaoli"...... Fourth uncle, bad ...... It's a bad dish! Alarm...... The police are coming...... Come and catch ...... Got you! ”

As soon as the words of the "second son" fell, three policemen came one after another. The leading policeman is in his forties, burly, sword-eyed, dignified, and about 1.82 meters tall. As soon as the leading policeman entered the yard, he arrogantly shouted at the throat of the male duck: "I said 'Old Gaoli', your mother is fat by pulling a stinky thirteen guts, it's just a dog's guts!" You've just finished killing people, and you dare to drink like a dog here! ”

What a human being is unseemly! This policeman looks like a dog and eats? Why does a mouth stink so much! After listening to the policeman's words, Zhan Zhizhan's good impression of him couldn't help but disappear. Zhan Zhizhan came to pay homage to the mother of "Old Gaoli", and he didn't want to cause trouble. He also had to pick up the grass and beat the rabbit, and carry it to find the "cat-faced fairy girl", that is, the whereabouts of the ghost lonely and depressed. So far, the ghost has not seen the lonely shadow, so he has to keep a low profile. In case he hasn't found Ghost Lonely Yu yet, Ghost Lonely Depression who is hiding in the shadows has discovered him first. If the ghost runs away without a trace because of this, it will be even more difficult to find it again.

"Old Gaoli" rolled his eyelids, but immediately suppressed his anger, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be Director Deng, don't you know that I am cowardly, do you want to scare me to death?" Come! Sit down and have a cup of sushiki and I'll introduce you to my brothers. ”

"You don't have to talk to me here!" Old Gaoli, if you want your mother to have a good birthday, just honestly follow me to the police station, and we'll do business. Otherwise...... Hum! This Director Deng didn't give face to "Old Gaoli" at all.

Brother Hai hurriedly stood up and stopped in front of "Old Gaoli", blocking Director Deng from coming to "Old Gaoli", and he said with a smile: "Take a look! Look! Isn't this Director Deng, what a rarity! You came to my mother's 70th birthday, which really gave my brother face. Come! Come! Come! Have a seat! Have a seat! Director Deng, please take a seat! ”

Director Deng glanced at Brother Hai, his tone seemed to be much softened, and he "hummed" with his nose and said, "Hmph! It turned out to be the sea, and I thought you had to join in the fun. Why didn't Wu Youyi come? However, Wu Youyi can't do it here! Revolution is not a dinner party, it is not a fuss, it is not a painting and embroidery, it cannot be so elegant, so calm, so polite, so gentle and frugal. 'Old Goryeo', the king of the eight calves, killed someone, I have to enforce the law impartially, and I can't bend the law for personal gain! ”

"Old Gaoli" also came up, and he glared and said, "Shiri! I said, 'It's dark under the lights,' and you have to have a score if you're blind." Don't you see that I have a broken leg, and I can kill someone? It's fucking dead people who kill! ”

It turns out that this policeman is called "Black Under the Light"! Zhan Zhizhan can deduce from the name of the policeman that the official character of this policeman is not very good, and nine times out of ten he is the scum of the police force. Zhan Zhizhan hugged his arms and watched coldly, looking at what moths were still in the "dark under the lamp". "It's dark under the lamp" paused, and it seemed that he was stunned by the arguments of "Old Gaoli". But how can a dignified police officer lose momentum? "It's dark under the lamp" snorted, and he didn't bother with it, and said arrogantly: "Even if you don't do it yourself, you are the mastermind!" Especially your niece Yin Rongrong will definitely not be able to get out of it. ”

"Wow!" "Old Gaoli" was so angry that he couldn't bear it, and he slapped the table with a "snap" and scolded to stand up.

Brother Hai pressed the shoulder of "Old Gaoli", and still smiled very politely and said to "Black Under the Light": "Director Deng, today is my mother's seventieth birthday, can you give my brother a face." You see that your evidence is not enough, so don't arrest people. After today's good day, my brother will give you a satisfactory explanation! ”

"It's dark under the lamp" glanced at Brother Hai and scolded: "Wow! The sea, you don't fucking fool me! An old Korean stick can't celebrate his birthday, and it has nothing to do with me! I am the people's policeman, I am for the people, not for an old Goryeo stick! ”

Zhan Zhizhan was furious in his heart, and secretly scolded in his heart for this "black under the lamp"! If this is in Zhan Zhizhan's hometown, the old man will do longevity, and it will hurt people like this "black under the lamp", which is the biggest insult to the master. Including the guests, they will attack this crowd. What's wrong with the police! Why are the police at the port so cross-lined? I don't know what kind of "black under the lights" is born of, so brutal? Zhan Zhizhan was so angry that his "Demon Appreciation True Eye" immediately opened. It turns out that this "black under the lamp" is also a two-skin face, the original god is wearing mourning clothes, and he also looks square, and he is the evil ghost "frustrated yin spirit" in the underworld.

This kind of evil ghost is very hateful! It is said that a man named Li Si died at a birthday banquet on his sixtieth birthday. Li Si was resentful because of this, and he became a powerful ghost. After Li Si's resentment has been cultivated for thousands of years, he has become a Taoist practice and has become a "depressed yin spirit". Although the "frustrated yin spirit" has a way of doing it, the resentment is still difficult to eliminate. As long as he sees the birthday banquets of other long-lived people, he will remember his own experience. If someone else's birthday banquet can't end smoothly, his resentment will be less.

Zhan Zhizhan was afraid that the "frustrated yin spirit" would do evil, and the old lady Song had three more long and two short, and was about to stand up, but the "four sons" next to him pressed his shoulder, stood up first, and scolded: "Your mother is a stinky thirteen!" Who are you talking to? Who do you think you are? If you dare to take off this skin, Lao Tzu will be abolished immediately, do you believe it? ”

As he spoke, the "four chicks" left the table and walked to "black under the lamp". "Curly" was afraid that he would suffer, so he hurriedly got up and followed.

"It's dark under the lamp" and "swish" pulled out the 54 style, and after opening the insurance, he aimed at the head of the "four sons" and smiled cruelly: "Hehe...... You little thirteen, you want to attack the police? You abolished me? If you dare to fucking move again, I'll kill you! ”

Seeing that "Black Under the Light" was so unscrupulous, Zhan Zhizhan was afraid that he would really shoot at the "Four Hammers", so he hurriedly grabbed the wine bowl on the table, raised his hand, and threw most of the bowl of wine to the right hand of the gun holding the gun in "Black Under the Light". With a "snap", the wine bowl smashed to pieces, and the May Fourth style in the hand of "Black Under the Light" also flew to the side, and the wine bowl splashed his face. "It's dark under the lamp" was taken aback at first, and then he became angry and scolded: "Which eight lifetimes of ancestors can't die well? Get out! ”

The two little policemen of the fox and the fake tiger quickly pulled out their guns, pointed them at Brother Hai, and shouted, "What are you doing!" What are you doing! What the fuck do you guys want to do? What do you want to do against the dictatorship? You will be beaten to the head by the iron fist of the dictatorship! ”

Don't look at the two people "Huang Pizi" and "Hao Maniac" on crutches, but their movements are extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, they are already in the way between Brother Hai and the little policeman. Zhan Zhizhan and "Curly" took a step slower, each carrying a stool around the three policemen.

Brother Hai separated the "Yellow Skin" and "Hao Maniac" and said with a smile: "Director Deng, you are not good. The evidence is insufficient, and it is obviously illegal to arrest people on the basis of 'unwarranted'. This one...... This Director Bao's face is not good-looking! ”

"The sea, don't think that there are a lot of Baidao people behind you, so I don't dare to touch you. Wow! You don't fucking fall into my hands......" "It's dark under the lamp" was scolding in anger, and suddenly turned around, only to see a monster carrying a bench in his hand, a pair of small round eyes, looking at himself with a smile. This monster has a face like a pumpkin, its eyes are shining, its mouth is like a basin, its teeth are long, it is panting, its Adam's apple is tumbling, and its panting is like thunder. Especially on that blue indigo face, the bright red bridge of the nose makes this bright red more hideous than the surrounding blue. The monster had deep longitudinal lines on both sides of its nose, a goatee under its chin, and a yellow-brown fur around its head. The "depressed yin spirit" of the primordial god "dark under the lamp" knows that this is the ancient demon fairy "big demon mandrill"! The "Frustrated Yin Spirit" was taken aback, how could this "Great Demon Mandrill" appear in Songjiabao? Could it be that he came for the second aunt?

Zhan Zhizhan saw that "it was dark under the lamp" and looked at him hesitantly, knowing that he had recognized his Yuan Shen, and said calmly: "The Buddha said never to bully honest people. Because there is a Buddha in the heart of an honest person, and the Buddha oppresses the demon! If you overthrow the Buddha, you should face the demon! ”

Brother Hai ended the game, clasped his fists with both hands and arched and said: "Since I came out of the hole for no reason, I have to be forgiving and forgiving." Since Director Deng has given face so much, my brother has thanked you in advance, and I will definitely come to the door another day to thank you! ”

"Forget it! Don't talk about it! "Black Under the Light" didn't want to clash head-on with Brother Hai, but he was annoyed and angry by Zhan Zhizhan's bowl. He waved his hand at Brother Hai, stared at "Old Gaoli" gloomily, and said inwardly: "Count you a deflated calf lucky, it's best to burn incense and worship Buddha every day in the future, don't fall into my hands again!" ”

"I said, 'It's dark under the lights', it's snowing and windy these days, and the weather is not very good, so let your parents pay more attention to your body!" "Hao Maniac" suppressed his anger and ridiculed each other.

The little policeman who had just picked up the "Black Under the Light" pistol heard this, stared at the "Hao Maniac" fiercely and asked, "Wow! Where did you pop out of the deflated calf and run to Songjiabao? It's standing and peeing, you call a number! ”

"Hao Maniac" squinted at the little policeman, was very contemptuous, and said viciously: "Lao Tzu is a 'double crutch' in the Tao!" What's going on? Why do you want to bite Lao Tzu's eggs? ”

The little policeman seems to have heard of the name of "Hao Maniac" in the port. He was stunned, glared at "Hao Maniac" fiercely, and quickly turned around and walked away.