Chapter Twenty-Three: Today Repeats Yesterday's Story (Part II)
Zhan Zhizhan suddenly realized, his heart was very moved, and he laughed: "Oh...... It turns out that this beef was made by your father for your uncle to eat, but you stole it for Brother Zhan......"
"Hmm...... That's not stealing, it's not being taken out of sight! Xiaohong gave it to ...... Give it to Brother Zhan to satisfy his hunger! Zhuang Jianhong said while chewing the beef in his mouth. Suddenly, Zhuang Jianhong exclaimed: "Oh, mom...... Brother Zhan, you quickly find a piece of paper, and people wipe their mouths. Look at it! ”
Zhan Zhizhan looked at it intently, it turned out that Zhuang Jianhong's face was accidentally stained with the minced meat and gravy of the sauced beef, and the small face was painted by the soul. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help laughing, picked up his dirty towel at the head of the bed and handed it over.
"Brother Zhan, people have oil on their hands, can you help me wipe it." Fortunately, Zhuang Jianhong didn't think Zhan Zhizhan's towel was too dirty, but his hands were dancing wildly, and that kind of little girl's delicate posture made Zhan Zhizhan difficult to refuse.
"Medium! Then you stick your face over! Zhan Zhizhan picked up the towel. Zhuang Jianhong stretched her head over, raised her ruddy pink face, pursed her red and glamorous little mouth, under her long eyelashes, her eyes were slightly closed, only a small slit was exposed, and Zhan Zhizhan's heart jumped again. Zhuang Jianhong looks ambiguous, what is the difference between him and his lover asking for a kiss?
"Zhan Zhizhan, you calf! You forget, gentlemen don't deceive the dark room! After Zhan Zhizhan scolded himself secretly, he picked up a towel and gently wiped it on Zhuang Jianhong's face.
After a long time, Zhuang Jianhong said faintly: "Brother Zhan, I'm so strange! ”
"What's weird?" Zhan Zhizhan asked, putting the beef and towels on the table.
"It's strange that Brother Zhan doesn't have a target. You thief will coax people and make people cute...... "Don't look at it, Zhuang Jianhong's face is red."
"Your brother Zhan is a poor student, you have no money and no power, where will a girl like your brother Zhan." Zhan Zhizhan sighed and pretended to be pitiful.
"I don't necessarily care about all girls about money, power, or anything, I don't care! Oh my mother...... It's amazing! Zhuang Jianhong whispered, screamed in surprise, jumped up from the bed, and rushed out of the bedroom door like a fish in the net by the faint light outside the window.
"Xiaohong, wait for me! I'll send you home......" Zhan Zhizhan reacted at this time, and then rushed out of the bedroom door.
On the way back from sending Zhuang Jianhong home, Zhan Zhizhan kept thinking: Why is Zhuang Jianhong not as soft as other girls? It was able to come to a sudden brake. Has the way of the world changed? used to say that girls are like water, but Zhan Zhizhan looks at this Zhuang Jianhong is a raging fire. This torch Zhan Zhizhan's pile of firewood is on fire, and Zhuang Jianhong is fine. The girls Zhan Zhizhan had met before were very gentle, but he didn't expect Zhuang Jianhong to be so abnormal. What surprised Zhan Zhizhan even more was that when he was with the girl, although he was very happy, he was not interested. What's going on?
Zhan Zhizhan couldn't figure it out even if he wanted to break his head, his primordial god "Great Demon Mandrill" was originally an ancient demon immortal, and in order to cultivate into an immortal, he gave himself to a gelding. "If you want to practice divine skills, you must first go from the palace". This is privacy, Zhan Zhizhan naturally didn't think that it was because his Yuan Shen didn't have this kind of thought, and the stinky skin naturally didn't have this need. Zhan Zhizhan was at a loss, complaining that the girl's heart was a needle under the sea. Zhan Zhizhan is really convinced, he understands! Girls have two sides, a savage side and a gentle side.
In order to understand whether Zhuang Jianhong's brother "bumped into a ghost" was an evil ghost who did all kinds of evil, Zhan Zhizhan always wanted to get some information from Zhuang Jianhong. However, as soon as he saw Zhuang Jianhong, Zhan Zhizhan either forgot to say it, or couldn't find a chance to say it. sent Zhuang Jianhong home, and on the way back to the dormitory, Zhan Zhizhan saw the door of the dormitory building, and Zhan Zhizhan remembered that he would inevitably eat the umbilicus.
It was already the middle of the night, and the campus was quiet and gloomy. The moon and stars hid behind clouds like thick quilts, and darkness seemed to swallow everything. The cold and biting little northwest wind howled and struck, and Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but shrink his neck. Suddenly, Zhan Zhizhan felt a yin wind blowing behind him in the cold wind, as if a big cold hand touched the back of his neck. Zhan Zhizhan's hairs stood on end, and he knew what evil he had encountered. He reacted very quickly, and he wanted to hit the "White Ape Nanguo" of "Swimming Baguazhang" with his backhand. If this palm hits, no evil can stand it.
At the moment when the palm of "White Ape Nanguo" was struck, Zhan Zhizhan suddenly heard a chuckle: "Hehe...... Shangxian is not only the unruly Yanagi Hui, but also the honest and trustworthy Zeng Shen Zeng Ziyu. It's a little benevolent gentleman I've never seen before! ”
Zhan Zhizhan's reaction was extremely fast, knowing that behind him was Qiao Eighteen, a subordinate of the Ghost Pawn Night Wandering God of the North Underworld Marquis of the Port Head City. Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly withdrew the palm power of the palm of the "White Ape Nanguo". Fortunately, Zhan Zhizhan's palm didn't use all his strength, but the force of the "White Ape Nanguo" palm still shook his entire right arm as if it were about to shatter, and the pain was unbearable. Fortunately, the palm of the "White Ape Nanguo" that shattered the stele and cracked the stone did not hurt Qiao Eighteen. Zhan Zhizhan was clever, and he knew that after Qiao Eighteen received the paper money, he would definitely come to express his gratitude, but he didn't expect Qiao Eighteen to come in this way. Zhan Zhizhan didn't dare to speak, adjusted his breath, and after realizing that he was not injured, he smiled and said, "It turned out to be the eighteen immortal brothers!" Eighteen immortal brothers, don't come unharmed! ”
The night wandering god Qiao Eighteen didn't know that he almost died in the hands of Zhan Zhizhan and became an unjust death. Qiao Eighteen didn't notice the pain that Zhan Zhizhan endured by forcibly retracting his palm power, and continued to babble: "The little one has been here for a while, and when I saw the fairy and the fairy of the jade tuan'er gathering, I didn't dare to disturb. It wasn't until Shangxian sent the Yutuan'er fairy back to the mansion that the little one rushed to meet Shangxian. Hehe...... After the little one received the silver taels from the immortals, he immediately offered all of them to the Marquis of the North Underworld. The Marquis of the North Hell is very emotional, he has not enjoyed the sacrifices of the world for many years, and the ghosts of the City God Temple in the port have eaten the last meal but not the next meal, and the life is tight! Unexpectedly, the immortals were sympathetic and sent charcoal in the snow, so that the ghosts of the City God Temple in Butou saw hope. The Marquis of the North Shadow said, thank you for your great kindness! If it weren't for the heavy responsibility of 'cutting off the evil and eliminating the evil, protecting the country and protecting the country', the Marquis of the Northern Underworld would have personally come to thank the immortals for their reward! ”
Qiao Eighteen said goodbye and gave a deep salute to Zhan Zhizhan. Zhan Zhizhan didn't want to take credit, and hurriedly returned the salute: "Brother Immortal is polite!" ”
Zhan Zhizhan has learned a lot, and knows that the city god can respond to people's invitations, rain when it is dry, and keep an eye on it when it is waterlogged, so as to ensure that the valley is abundant and the people are sufficient. It is the patron saint of the place, the most just god of justice and the deity of peace. Zhan Zhizhan also understood, Lord Chenghuang's life was very hard. Zhan Zhizhan immediately smiled and said, "Sending some paper money to the Northern Immortal Marquis is just for emergency relief. Let's choose another auspicious day, prepare 'five offerings', 'five grains', 'five fruits' and three cups of tea, and let the gods below the North Marquis of the City God Temple in Butou enjoy the incense in the world! ”
Qiao Eighteen was bowing again, and after thanking him for his kindness, Zhan Zhizhan said: "There is one more thing to trouble Brother Immortal!" Brother Fairy helped our family inquire about the ghost Guyu last time, but it's a pity that the ghost Guyu ran away, and the ghost Guyu had to trouble Brother Xian to help find it! In addition, there is also an evil ghost 'depressed yin spirit' who is messing with the ghost lonely in Songjiabao, please ask the fairy brother to help check out, what evil deeds does this 'depressed yin spirit' have that have brought disaster to the country and the people. With conclusive evidence, our family can do the right thing for heaven! ”
Qiao Eighteen said with a smile: "This matter is not difficult, it is a small honor for the Immortal to send it!" After the small one returns to the City God Temple, he will be the Marquis of the Ming North. The assistant of the Dispatch Department will immediately send the documents of the Northern Immortal Marquis to the Horen City God's Temple, and the land council under the Emperor will handle the matter. The couplet in front of the city god temple in Butou says clearly, 'Tears are sour, blood is salty, hands are spicy and sweet, and there is no bitter sea in the world; Golden and silver, white eyes, red hearts, and black hearts, you must know that there is a blue sky on your head. 'Hey...... It is the duty of Xianyou to cut off the evil and eliminate the evil, what is the merit of measuring the 'depressed yin spirit', and dare to work on the immortals? After Xianyou Bo investigates the evil deeds of the 'depressed yin spirit', the picket division of the Chenghuang Temple in the port will be locked with Xianyou Bo! ”
Zhan Zhizhan nodded with a smile, and after explaining to Qiao Eighteen about the evil deeds of Zhuang Jiankui, who had "bumped into ghosts", he went back to sleep in the bedroom satisfied. In fact, the night wandering god Qiao XVIII was a just and kind god, and he often reported the grievances of the common people to the Northern Immortal Marquis, and then turned the Emperor Xudu. that justice may be done and the wicked may be punished. Do evil and persuade people to stop hiding it, and there are gods in the head three feet high. The evil deeds done by "bumping into ghosts" have already been found out by Qiao XVIII and recorded in the record. After returning to the Butou City God Temple, you only need to check the account books of the Port City God Temple, and it will be clear.
After Zhan Zhizhan returned to the bedroom, he rarely slept and didn't eat breakfast. After eating breakfast and lunch together, Zhan Zhizhan wanted to go to the classroom to study on his own, but he left the math book in the dormitory, so he had to go back to the dormitory to get the book.
As soon as I walked out of the door of the dormitory building, I was greeted by a person, who was the "white peony" I hadn't seen for a long time. Before Zhan Zhizhan had time to say hello, the "White Peony" had a pretty face with spring, and he was surprised and happy to greet him from afar: "Hi...... Zhan Zhizhan, it turns out that you haven't gone home either? Why haven't I seen you all this time? ”
"Hey...... If you knew I hadn't come home, you would have come to me a long time ago, wouldn't you? Zhan Zhizhan thought sloppily, but repeated the nonsense in the letter to his father: "Hehe...... I don't want to go back, review in school, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up. ”
"Humph! You ungrateful, why don't you come and see me if you don't come home? If you ignore me, then I won't be a dog! "White Peony" tilted his face and feigned. Her cheeks were red, not just because of the freezing.
This Nizi, why did she talk to herself as soon as they met? But Zhan Zhizhan thought for a moment: "Wow! If a girl keeps arguing with you, it means that she has a crush on you and wants to attract your attention through this method. "This 'white peony' is so good-eyed that she will come up and cluck with herself, and then look at her happy appearance, hehe......"
So, Zhan Zhizhan smiled and said, "Hehe...... The process of man's evolution is that he has a keen sense of smell like a hound's when he has no object; When you fall in love, you are as thick-skinned as a dog; After getting married, it is like a wolfdog finally shedding its hypocritical sheepskin. What do you look like? ”