Lying in the empty dormitory, listening to the sound of firecrackers like fried beans outside, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't sleep. In fact, Zhan Zhizhan didn't dare to sleep. If you sleep past the station, it's all smashed. Zhan Zhizhan could only close his eyes and pretend to sleep, but his stomach was thinking about the upcoming operation to eradicate the evil spirits.

When it was almost eleven o'clock, Zhan Zhizhan got up, packed up the things that had been prepared, and under the bright moonlight, rode the "Phoenix 28" bicycle and embarked on the journey of "chivalry and righteousness" that he had admired since he was a child.

It was almost midnight, the sound of firecrackers was intensive, and Zhan Zhizhan soon came to the snow-capped Songhua River. The road across the river is easy to find, and you can see it from a long distance in the moonlight. Zhan Zhizhan came to the riverside, jumped off the bicycle, pressed the tire, and checked the tire. Zhan Zhizhan found that the rear tire was erect, obviously too much. Zhan Zhizhan once heard the "Four Hammers" say that riding a bicycle on the ice and snow road, the tires are too angry and it is easy to fall on his heels, and he doesn't want to fall and his nose and face are swollen. Zhan Zhizhan loosened the valve core, "squeak", "squeak" let out a little breath, pressed the tire again, and then jumped on the bike.

It was late at night, and the land was silent, except for the crackling and indistinguishable sound of firecrackers in the distance. The bright moonlight shines on the ice and snow without hesitation. Zhan Zhizhan looked around, where were there people on the frozen Songhua River? There really wasn't even a ghost. Zhan Zhizhan is right to think about it, who doesn't have a family reunion at home and enjoy the joy of that day during the Chinese New Year?

The first time I rode a bicycle on the Songhua River frozen like a big mirror in the dark night, I couldn't help but feel nervous and uneasy. After a few heel falls, Zhan Zhizhan figured out the trick of riding a bicycle on the ice. He held on to the handlebars with both hands, and accelerated slowly, of course, not too slowly, too slow than walking. Zhan Zhizhan tried not to brake, so as not to turn the bike into a sled. Where the ice in the center of the river is clean, Zhan Zhizhan can even vaguely see the river water below the ice. Zhan Zhizhan didn't have the heart to enjoy the night view of the frozen Songhua River, and rode his bicycle cautiously.

It's just that sometimes there will be a very terrifying sound of "crunch" and "crunch" under the ice, which is even more terrifying, and Zhan Zhizhan will inevitably be frightened. Suddenly, Zhan Zhizhan remembered that in the forty-eighth episode of "Journey to the West", "The Devil Makes the Cold Wind and Drifts in the Snow, and the Monk Worships the Buddha on the Ice", the four Tang monks and apprentices went to the West to learn scriptures and passed by the Tongtian River. In order to eat the meat of Tang monks, the monster "Inspiration King" in the Tongtian River caused a cold wind and a heavy snowfall, which froze all the Tongtian River and deceived the Tang monks and apprentices to walk the river ice. Tang Seng was really fooled, and when he was walking with the three apprentices, he only heard a trumpet under the ice, and almost knocked down the white horse. Tang Seng was coaxed by Bajie to be happy and rode forward. Suddenly, only a loud bang was heard, and the "Inspiration King" made a magic power under the ice, burst through the ice, and panicked Sun Dasheng jumped into the air. Tang Seng could not escape this disaster and was captured by the "King of Inspiration".

Zhan Zhizhan muttered to himself: "Obediently long dong, fried green onions in lard!" Is there also a 'king of inspiration' under the Songhua River, making a 'crunch' and 'crunch' movement to break the ice cap, let Lao Tzu fall into the river, and then eat...... Wrong! Wrong! The 'King of Inspiration' got Tang monk Tang Sanzang into the Tongtian River and prepared to eat meat, because Tang Sanzang was a good person who practiced in the tenth generation. If you eat a piece of Tang Sanzang's meat, you can live forever! Lao Tzu is not a good person who cultivates in the tenth life, even if there is a 'king of inspiration' in the Songhua River, eating Lao Tzu's sour and smelly meat, there is a bullshit benefit? Give it to the 'King of Inspiration' for nothing, and everyone is not rare to eat! ”

Zhan Zhizhan was thinking wildly, his spirit slipped like this, and the wheel in front of him pressed onto a small ice ridge, slipped and slipped again, and threw Zhan Zhizhan on all fours. Although Zhan Zhizhan was wearing a military coat, he still fell so that his bones were about to fall apart.

"Brother Zhizhan is riding a bicycle on the ice late at night, be careful!" Zhan Zhizhan grinned and wanted to turn over and get up, but he was so painful that he lay back down. At this time, a gentle voice came to his ears, and he was lifted up.

Zhan Zhizhan didn't need to look to know who he had met. He was a little embarrassed and patted the ice chips and snow dust on his body, and said, "Thank you Brother Pei for coming in time and reaching out!" It's just that our family is so embarrassed, which makes Brother Pei laugh! ”

Qiao Eighteen hurriedly squatted down, patting the ice chips and snow dust on Zhan Zhizhan's body, and said, "Brother Zhizhan is getting more and more outlandish the more he says this!" Brother Zhi Zhan is not afraid of the small official and the humble position, the broken knots are handed over, and the small ones are so honored, where do they dare to laugh at Brother Zhi Zhan! ”

Not to mention, Qiao Eighteen's slap, Zhan Zhizhan felt the pain all over his body disappear without a trace. He smiled and said to Qiao Eighteen: "Brother Pei, can you not be so polite in the future?" What's too big and too small! In terms of body, Brother Pei is much older than our family. With our small body, three or five Pei brothers can fit in. It's rare that Brother Pei and our family are so fateful, so it's better to ...... We call each other 'brother', our family is humble 'little brother', and Brother Pei can humble himself as 'foolish brother'! ”

Zhan Zhizhan originally wanted to say that he and Qiao Eighteen Bai were friends and became brothers of the opposite sex. But when I think about it again, I can't help but feel a little inferior. Although Qiao Shiyan's current official position is low, he was majestic in his previous life, and he made great contributions to the nation and benefited the community. What are you doing? No matter how long you practice, you're just a monster!

Zhou Peigong, the predecessor of Qiao Eighteen, is also a bold person with an open mind, straightforward feelings, clear love and hate, just say what he has to say, never scruple about anything, and have joy, anger and sorrow on his face, but he is a bit like a Shandong person. It's just that because of hundreds of years of cultivation, most of the edges and corners of his body have been worn off. Hearing Zhan Zhizhan say this, Qiao Eighteen's subconscious heroic aura that had not yet been extinguished by Zhou Peigong suddenly appeared. Although his predecessor was a human and Zhan Zhizhan was a demon in his previous life, Qiao Eighteen was also unbiased. Qiao Eighteen bowed deeply and said, "What Brother Zhizhan said is very true! It's just that Brother Zhizhan has 10,000 years of cultivation, and the younger brother only has a few days? As soon as he said that he was a foolish brother, he didn't dare to obey his fate! If the junior brother is so arrogant, won't he ruin his cultivation! At this point, please understand Brother Zhizhan! ”

Zhan Zhizhan laughed, and after returning the salute, he said: "It's better to respect than to obey your fate, just Brother Yipei!" Is Brother Pei passing by on patrol? ”

Qiao Eighteen shook his huge head and said with a smile: "Hehe...... Brother Zhizhan is wise! The little brother really didn't pass by this time to find Brother Zhizhan! If the younger brother is not wrong, Brother Zhizhan is going to Songjiabao to eradicate the evil ghost of the 'depressed yin spirit', right? The younger brother was ordered by the Marquis of the Northern Underworld to come to help Yisheng Thunder exorcise demons and ward off evil spirits, and the town house blessed the emperor to achieve merit! ”

"Yisheng Thunder exorcism and evil spirits, and the town house blesses the emperor?" Zhan Zhizhan was stunned, but then reacted. The abbreviation of "Yisheng Thunder Exorcism and Evil Town House Blessing Emperor" is "Town House Blessing Holy Monarch", which is Zhong Kui, who specializes in fighting ghosts and driving away evil spirits and is loved by the people. The legend of Zhong Kui is quite interesting! Legend has it that Zhong Kui was a native of Zhongnanshan in Chang'an in the early Tang Dynasty, born with a leopard's head and eyes, an iron face and sideburns, and a strange and ugly appearance. However, Zhong Kui is talented and full of wealth. Moreover, Zhong Kui is still upright and not afraid of evil. Before the Chinese New Year, he was the door god, and before the Dragon Boat Festival, he was the heavenly master who cut the five poisons. Zhong Kui is still the only god of all the legendary gods, who wants to be blessed, wealthy, and responsive, and Zhong Kui is also the judge of the evil department of the underworld. It stands to reason that Zhong Kui is not only the "Blessed Saint Monarch of the Town House", whether it is mana or official position, not to mention the judge of the Punishment Division, one of the four judges of the underworld, even the Lord of Yama is far inferior, how could Zhong Kui commit himself to punish the Judge of the Evil Division? It seems that there is no end to learning!

Zhan Zhizhan muttered to himself in his heart: "Qiao Eighteen helped the town house to bless the Holy Monarch to achieve merit, what is the use of chasing himself to the river?" The town house blessed the Holy Monarch and was not with him! Wouldn't it be to let yourself also help the town house to bless the Holy Monarch and achieve merit, right? ”

Qiao Eighteen seemed to have guessed Zhan Zhizhan's doubts, smiled and said, "Brother Zhizhan, don't worry, listen to the little brother slowly!" That 'frustrated yin spirit' should have died at the hands of the blessed saint in the town house, and it could not be done by Brother Zhizhan. This is a period of cause and effect, if Brother Zhizhan does it for him, this cause and effect cannot be over, and it will continue. However, after the reincarnation of the Holy Monarch of the Town House, his mana was lost, and he was not the opponent of the 'Lost Yin Spirit'. Therefore, Brother Zhizhan can't stay out of the matter. The Marquis of the North Plead with Brother Zhi Zhan, and after rushing to Songjiabao, he restrained the 'depressed yin spirit' of the primordial god who was 'black under the lamp', and helped the town house to bless the Holy Monarch to eradicate the evil and eliminate the evil, and this period of cause and effect! ”

Zhan Zhizhan suddenly realized when he heard this, and said with a wave of his hand: "The order of the Northern Hell Marquis, the junior brother is ordered to teach!" ”

When Zhan Zhizhan raised his head, he found that there were three crystal clear "glass needles" in the palm of Qiao Eighteen's dustpan-sized palm, which were like the thickness of a match head made of glass, about two inches long. Qiao Eighteen said: "Brother Zhi Zhan, this is the 'Xuanming Condensation Nail' that the Northern Immortal Marquis asked the little brother to transfer to Brother Zhi Zhan. This 'Xuanming Condensation Nail' is a divine weapon refined by the Heavenly Qi Rensheng Emperor for eight hundred years, and there are only ninety-nine eighty-one in the Three Realms and Six Daos. These three pieces were given by the Emperor of Tianqi Rensheng to the Northern Hell Marquis. The Marquis of the North Underworld knew that the flying knife stunt handed down by Brother Zhizhan's family was superb, and few people could match it. When Brother Zhi Zhan saw the 'Frustrated Yin Spirit', he only needed to use the technique of throwing a flying knife to hit these three 'Xuanming Condensation Nails', and hit the three acupoints of the 'Frustrated Yin Spirit' in turn, and the 'Frustrated Yin Spirit' would lose his mana and be disposed of by the Blessed Holy Monarch of the Town House. Brother Zhizhan has also made great merit! ”

"Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Why is it so troublesome to eradicate rape and eliminate evil! Zhan Zhizhan knew that he couldn't act against the sky in this matter, so he had to bow his hand respectfully and said: "Please ask Brother Pei to reply to the Marquis of the Northern Underworld, the younger brother must live up to his mission!" ”

Zhan Zhizhan said, stretched out the second finger of his right hand to take the three "Xuanming Condensation Nails" in Qiao Eighteen's palm. Unexpectedly, Zhan Zhizhan's two fingers didn't even move the "Xuanming Condensation Nail", and he felt that the "Xuanming Condensation Nail" was extremely cold. Zhan Zhizhan was careless, almost making a fool of himself, he smiled awkwardly, put his true qi on the palm of his hand, and took the "Xuanming Condensation Nail".

Qiao Eighteen smiled and said, "Brother Zhi Zhan, the junior brother has asked Huo Lun Land to escort Brother Zhi Zhan to Songjiabao!" ”

Zhan Zhizhan shook his head to the ground and said, "Brother Pei's great kindness and great virtue and little brother will not forget it, thank you Brother Pei!" ”

It is said that "dog days, the face of the monkey." However, the weather in the port has already passed the "39th". Zhan Zhizhan got back on the bicycle, and before he arrived at the shipyard, the night sky was still clear just now, but this time it was cloudy again, and with the howling northwest wind, it was snowing heavily. Fortunately, with the help of Huo Lun Land, Zhan Zhizhan followed the rut and stepped effortlessly on his bicycle towards Songjiabao. Qiao Eighteen handed over the bottom, and the original tragic feelings of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return" has disappeared. Zhan Zhizhan muttered to himself in his heart: "It turns out that in the dark, God has arranged it!" ”