Chapter 33: Not Everyone Can Do It (Part I)

Seeing that school is about to start, students have begun to return to school one after another. When Zhan Zhizhan walked into the classroom, he found that there were three or four more female classmates returning in the classroom. After saying hello, Zhan Zhizhan began to review "Drawing Geometry". However, it seems that every straight line and every arc in "Drawing Geometry" has become the content of Zhan Zhizhan's practice of the "Thirty-six Strategies" and the implementation of the plan of "Eliminating Harm for the People".

Just when Zhan Zhizhan was concentrating on whether to review or plan the plan of "Eliminating Harm for the People", suddenly, a chubby little hand was on his shoulder. Then, a soft and beautiful voice came: "Zhan Zhizhan, didn't you go home?" ”

Zhan Zhizhan looked up, and his heart moved. It turned out to be "White Leba" Angel. Zhan Zhizhan smiled and said to her, "Why did you come back a while ago?" Hehe...... I learned this "Drawing Geometry" last semester, not to mention how much I stumbled! People have faces, and trees have bark. So, I didn't go home this winter vacation. I have to review and review well, so that I can't keep up this semester. ”

Hearing this, Bai Leba said with a smile: "I just got off the train." So you don't dare to go home because of this? Ask me, the committee member, about not going home. It's my duty to help you juniors. ”

"There is a senior member of Lao An, Xiaosheng is polite here!" Zhan Zhizhan stood up and arched his hand as he learned the characters in Peking Opera.

"Bai Leba" said triumphantly: "You're welcome! You are welcome! Hehe...... How troublesome it is for you and me to thank you back and forth. Let's make a deal, I don't have any extravagant expectations, you just have to treat me to cherry meat a few more times. ”

"Next time, I invite you to eat 'Zhang Fei Grilled Meat'!" Zhan Zhizhan blurted out.

"'Zhang Fei Grilled Meat'? It must be quite delicious...... "Bai Leba" said with a salivating look.

"That's a thief...... Delicious! Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! I guarantee that you want to eat the last meal, and you want to eat the next meal. In this life, I can't forget 'Zhang Fei Grilled Meat'! Zhan Zhizhan deliberately lengthened his voice and said flamboyantly.

"Hey...... You're talking so much that I'm almost dying, you can't lie to me, an honest man, who broke his word and got fat. "Bai Leba" said, sitting down in her place next to Zhan Zhizhan. After "Bai Leba" sat down, he took Zhan Zhizhan's hand away. However, her jade hand was covered by Zhan Zhizhan's hand, and she did not let go, and began her counseling: "The importance of "Drawing Geometry" is to teach you how to recognize complex shapes, the drawings are flat, if you learn "Drawing Geometry", it will be easy to look at the drawings in the future, and you can quickly imagine what its three-dimensional structure looks like." ”

After taking a nap, Zhan Zhizhan didn't have the heart to go to the classroom for self-study, and lay lazily on the bed, stroking the cold "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife" lent to him by the Bei Ming Marquis of the Chenghuang Temple in Butou next to him, while carefully recalling the words of Qiao Eighteen or "Old Gaoli", and repeatedly scrutinizing his plan to kill the "Xiaotian Spirit", that is, the "Eryakzi", under the pretext of "Huo Lun Daxia", that is, the "Eryakzi", and rescue Wu Youyi. Today is the day when Qiao Eighteen discussed with him to kill the "Xiaotian Spirit", and Zhan Zhizhan had to raise his spirit.

Suddenly, the sound of footsteps came from far and near. Zhan Zhizhan didn't need to guess, he could hear it just by listening, this was the ghost "Bai Leba" coming, Zhan Zhizhan suddenly felt that his head was a little big. It didn't take long for a soft knock on the door. Zhan Zhizhan picked up a copy of "Advanced Mathematics" beside him, covered it on his face, and said lazily: "Come in, the door is not drawn!" ”

A faint fragrance wafted into Zhan Zhizhan's nostrils, and "Bai Leba" stepped on the stool and saw that he was indifferent, a little unhappy, and said angrily: "Oops...... Are you not happy that I came? Why ignore people. Hum! Why don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. ”

Zhan Zhizhan took off the book on his face, and a pink and red, delicate baby face and red lips immediately appeared in front of him. Zhan Zhizhan bared his teeth at "Bai Leba", made a grimace, and said in her tone: "You are so annoying, you woke up people's sweet dreams." ”

"Bai Leba" stroked Zhan Zhizhan's cheek, and said infatuatedly: "My eldest baby, are you having a spring dream?" ”

Zhan Zhizhan pretended to be regretful and said, "Yes, I was dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law, and you knocked on the door." ”

"Phew! I knew your dog couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth. "Bai Leba" white jade-like baby face flushed and said angrily.

Zhan Zhizhan bared his teeth at "Bai Leba" again, and said, "It's not a dream to marry a daughter-in-law, why is the ivory here?" ”

"Bai Leba" grinned with a red little mouth, which seemed a little cheap, but the voice was still very tempting: "Hmph! It's people who want to ...... I want to eat popsicles. ”

"What? Are you coaxing to eat popsicles on this dead cold day? Zhan Zhizhan suddenly felt that his head was swollen and asked in surprise. In the middle of winter, it is minus twenty or thirty degrees Celsius, and eating popsicles outdoors is a must. Not only the big girls and young men are willing to eat, but also the old men and old ladies are happy to eat it. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but think of the scene when he bought two cream popsicles in Lao Dingfeng and gave one to Zhuo Erxiong's little guy, but Zhuo Erxiong had to sell it cheaply.

A few days ago, Zhan Zhizhan once encountered such a scene that made him quite emotional. The streets and alleys of the port are full of small traders and vendors pushing carts selling popsicles, and the long shouts drift through the narrow streets covered with snow and reach the ears of naughty children who have long been unable to bear it. As the popsicle truck slowly passed by a pair of grandparents and grandchildren, and as they were about to cross arms, the empathetic grandmother finally raised her head, pulled out three pennies from the placket of her coat with her calloused hand, and put them in the little boy's hand with a smile. The little boy grabbed the money and caught up with the ice breaker car that had walked out more than ten meters away, and finally made a wish. However, the little boy did not eat the popsicle when he bought it, but ran back and raised the popsicle to the grandmother's lips on tiptoe. The old lady licked it symbolically, and the little boy ate it in small bites. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but secretly admire in his heart: "Alas...... What a kind grandmother, what a filial little grandson! ”

"Humph! You just say that you can't give up the money, and that's it. You're really picky......" Bai Leba pouted and said angrily.

"How can you pull a calf so well! Who's going to pick the door? Who said I couldn't bear it? However......" and "Bai Leba" made Zhan Zhizhan's vanity greatly frustrated. Zhan Zhizhan blushed and shouted with a thick neck. But when I thought about it, I felt that I was wronged.

"Hmph...... I knew you didn't negotiate the price. The standard profiteer ......" "White Leba" muttered and climbed back onto the stool. Suddenly, there was a "screeching" sound of picking out the key and unlocking the door. "Bai Leba" was taken aback and hurriedly jumped back to the ground.

Zhan Zhizhan was also startled, he didn't know which classmate came back, it was really not the right time, so he hurriedly shouted: "The door is not locked......"

Zhan Zhizhan looked up at the bedroom door, only to see that the door was open, and the little white face that he hated made him hate sneakily reached in. Zhan Zhizhan was very surprised and asked, "Hehe...... Lao Zeng? Why did you go back to school early? ”

"Huh...... It's not like I want my brother to ......" "It's really annoying" I saw "Bai Leba" at a glance, I was stunned, and my little white face turned red. "It's so annoying" was a little embarrassed, and muttered, "Hehe...... Looks like I didn't come back at the right time. ”

"Bai Leba's" white jade-like pretty face immediately turned into a red persimmon, and she defended without three hundred taels of silver here: "Zhan Zhizhan said to invite me to eat popsicles, I came to him to buy popsicles, but I didn't expect him to sleep lazy." Tell me about ......"

"It's not like that, I can't spare any sleep if I want to. Alas...... Why is my life so bitter! Zhan Zhizhan also came and got off the donkey, pushed the boat down the river, and lied for "Bai Leba".

"Then I'll wait for you at the gate?" "Bai Leba" finished explaining, and quickly slipped away.

"Medium! See you or leave you. Zhan Zhizhan nodded. He knew that "I really hate" and "Bai Leba" couldn't see the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife", so he turned over and got up, reached out and carried the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife" behind his back, and jumped out of bed.

As soon as "Bai Leba" went out, "I really hate it" and said with jealousy: "Okay, buddy, I said that Lao Zhan, you bow your head and recite the scriptures silently." Tell your buddies, how did you get to 'White Leba'? As far as I know, the people chasing 'Bai Leba' are very difficult, and many people have returned with a feather. ”

Zhan Zhizhan said with a smile: "Don't you know that we are at the same table?" This is called the first moon near the water, you envy it. ”

"It's really annoying," said with a wicked smile, "Then you and her...... That didn't? Hee-hee......"

Zhan Zhizhan lightly punched the "really annoying" stomach, and "really annoying" rubbed his stomach and asked, "Really, have you ever done that kind of thing?" ”

Zhan Zhizhan waved his fist and said, "You are not only annoying but also filthy, get out of the calf!" ”

"It's so annoying," he said with a grin, "Hehe...... Then you're not angry if I pry her in, are you? ”

Zhan Zhizhan said confidently: "It's easy to say! Brothers are like siblings, and girls are clothes. You've got the ability to pry it away......"

"It's so annoying," he blinked his little eyes and said after a while, "Hehe...... Do you dislike her or are you confident? ”

Zhan Zhizhan put on his shoes and said, "It's not that I'm confident, it's not that I don't like it, it's that I don't believe that you can catch her at all." ”

"It's really annoying" little eyes widened, and said hatefully: "Okay! Then let's be a gentleman and whip quickly, if I chase Angel into my hands, you don't regret it. You can't even have a medieval duel with me for Angel! ”

"Hey...... If it's a real duel, where are you the opponent? But I'm still human to do it with my classmates, and it also violates the family motto! Zhan Zhizhan smiled, picked up the military schoolbag that had been prepared, and walked out of the dormitory.

"Bai Leba" not only makes "really annoying" bitter love, but also does attract the envy of many boys. But she didn't smile, and no boy dared to show her courtesy. Once, a classmate from another department nicknamed "Potato" played a joke with her. "Bai Leba" looked at "Potato" with a stern gaze, and his heart was terrified, and he fled quickly. It is said that in the past, "Bai Leba" has always been the girlfriend of "Potato" fantasy, but now, "Potato" is so scared that even the fantasy has changed to another girl.