"I don't want to die!" "I'm ...... too"

"There's a lot I haven't eaten yet!" "I'm ...... too"

"I ...... I'm a scumbag, a scumbag, a waste, a brute, and I don't deserve your kill!" "I'm ...... You're scumbag!"

The two slimes engage in meaningless conversations, and it doesn't take long for them to pinch each other.

But during this time, the Knights Templar had also come close enough to get closer than a dozen meters away.

"Holy Light!

The paladins slashed their greatswords and roared.

You have to use a war cry to fight two slimes, why are you so bored that you would do such a thing!

At the moment of life and death, the slimes' minds quickly calculated the number jù.

"Then let's gather our thoughts. ”

"Why do you want to organize your thoughts?

“...... Do you think a slime that can only move two squares per turn can outrun a charging knight?"

"It's true that you can't run, so you want to say that knowledge is power or something?"

Tiramisu snapped his fingers with his tentacles: "Let's start parsing this problem, first of all, to set up unknowns......"

Häagen-Dazs slapped it the back of the head.

"Oh, that's wrong, it's the reason. ”

"Well, first of all, why are we in this place?"

Häagen-Dazs raised his tentacles: "Raise your hand!

Tiramisu pointed his whip at the large screen behind him, with words like "X, Y, Z, SIN, COS" written on it.

"We are members of the Moon Knights who were recruited by the eldest sister, so that's why we came here to make war money. ”

Häagen-Dazs raised his hand again: "So, why are we going to war? We're just ordinary slimes!"

"Stupid, you. Don't forget that we are. Dominate the Twilight Mountains. Slay the dragon in the sky and boil the sea in the slime mage group!"

The slime mage group, including ten first-level mages and two second-level mages of the slime special operations unit, has strong strength, military quality, seven days of return, fifteen days of replacement, and a three-year warranty.

"Why does it sound weird?"

Tiramisu added: "Buy it now and get free shipping!"

Häagen-Dazs kicked him away: "You have lost the faces of our tentacle monsters!"

"Anyway. We are here simply because we are great mages. ”

Mage......

What is Mage?

Let's just say that those powerful adventurers are the sons of the creator god.

Then the mage, is ......

The real grandfather of the creator god.

Therefore, among the adventurers, the powerful mage is called "Faye".

A powerful mage can't be defeated, don't believe in any fighting spirit, that thing can only support a few more microseconds under the attack of the mage, and it can't shake the status of the mage at all.

Nothing can defeat a mage except a stronger mage.

What can a melee waste do? The mage can't kill him with directive magic from a distance.

What if you rush over?

Flying spells are 1700% more popular among mages than your Fighting Spirit Flying!

Ranged Attack?Protect Ranged Weapons is only a second-level spell. If you want to break the mage's defenses, prepare a heavy demon-breaking ballista.

Let alone. With illusions such as Hazy, Entropy Shield, and Hidden Mist, you can't be sure of the mage. He didn't even have the qualifications to look up to the majesty of the mage.

Even if you finally hit the mage after all your hard work, what can you do?

There is an intermediate spell called Trigger, which can trigger another predetermined spell after certain conditions are met, as long as the mage is set to be attacked, and does not even need to wait for himself to be injured, the preset flash spell can be activated, jumping to the warrior's distant horizon.

Any attempt to defeat a mage will fail, regardless of whether the mage is of a goblin or kobold, or a slime.

"So, what should we do if we go in after listening to you blow for so long?"

Tiramisu slapped Häagen-Dazs hard: "Big Baked Cake, have you forgotten the spell we mentioned at the end?"

“...... Trigger?"

Tiramisu slapped him again: "You're only a few levels, you can trigger the spell!"

"Uh, is it a flash?"

"That's right!"

As soon as Häagen-Dazs heard his brother's answer, he responded with all his strength.

"You're only a few levels, and you'll be able to flash the technique!"

Tiramisu stretched out two newly differentiated tentacles, grabbed Häagen-Dazs's cheek and tore it vigorously: "Of course I know you bastard!

Häagen-Dazs struggled to break free of Tiramisu's tentacles, rolled over and overwhelmed him, and began to punch down one punch after another: "You said you would die soon!"

"Dissociation!"

"Ahhhhh

"The end of the day!"

"Tolotin's Killing Wind!"

........................

The two slimes broke away from the telepathic connection, and at this time, the Templar horses took half a step, and the telepathic connection of time and spirit instantly accelerated gave the two meat balls a large amount of time to discuss tactics, allowing them to finalize their registration plans.

The magic core in the slime's body vibrated rapidly, infusing surging magic power into the magic pattern at the tip of the tentacle, and as the spell took shape instantly, a huge arcane wave exploded from the two slimes.

The next second, when the galloping Templars ran over the slime, the two great mages had disappeared in place.

The slimes appeared behind the paladins out of thin air, their arcane brilliance shining like two light bulbs.

Slimes are hairless, so this is a "sparkling bald head" in the true sense of the word.

"So the tactic you chirped up for a long time was to teleport behind the other party?"

Tiramisu gave him a blank look: "Nonsense, those knights are busy chasing the eldest sister, will they turn around and chase us two slimes again?"

Häagen-Dazs pointed to a group of infantry in front of him: "But there are reserves here. ”

"Uh, miscalculated......"

Anyway. Mages are invincible.

"Isaac Missile Storm!"

With the key mantra spoken. Large strands of mana are consumed. But there was no reaction at all.

“...... Idiot, it's Isaac Apple Storm!"

Isaac Apple Storm, a spell invented by Sir Isaac Newton, uses the distortion of gravity to summon a bunch of gravitationally condensed apples to smash out, resulting in a concussion or no concussion.

This is a second-level spell, but there is also a simplified version of the lower level. That is the famous "magic missile".

More than a dozen magic missiles flew out of the slime's fingertips, and the silver high-speed magic projectiles each hit an infantryman, knocking them down hard, and one of the unlucky ones was really hit in the head as the spell description, and the red and white were scattered all over the ground.

I don't know what the apple tastes like, but it is deadly and dangerous, so please make sure your parents are with you when you play.

Of course, even if you are playing with dangerous toys such as a 0.50 caliber anti-materiel sniper rifle, you should always be accompanied by a parent.

"No one will play with that thing at all......

"It's hard to say, it is said that the author just didn't get an ID card and made Molotov cocktails at home to play. ”

“......”

A few apples were obviously not enough to send the infantry. So it didn't take long for the infantry to surround again. The poor soldiers didn't even think about what was waiting for them next.

"Boss Wang Ming said that there is a range spell in the first-level spell, what is it?"

"What can a first-level spell have? It's all directional spells, the scum is going to die, and the second-level spell has a pseudo-range spell like a blazing orb and smashing sound waves. ”

Tiramisu shot a dazzling flame out: "Burning hand!"

"Mao, no matter how strong the burning hand is, it can only sweep objects at close range, and it can't be regarded as a real covering spell. ”

Tiramisu summons a horde of miniature slimes.

The jelly-like creatures, the size of ping-pong balls, spewed deadly acid and pounced on the infantrymen, biting several people in an instant.

"Is it [Flying Insects and Beasts]?"

"Mao, that's a standard summoning spell!"

"What is it?"

"Please, please, I'll sue you. ”

For his own curiosity, Tiramisu Haagen-Dazs threw himself into the crowd.

Seeing his white brother dodging and casting spells in the crowd, Tiramisu didn't feel uncomfortable at all, especially after seeing that large cloud of astral oil being summoned.

"Sure enough, your ability is to perform a greasy spell. ”

Tiramisu said disdainfully.

Because the ground was slippery with grease, the soldiers were slid one after another, and they couldn't get up for a while, but the slimes, who had no hands or feet, were completely unaffected.

Häagen-Dazs rolled out, greasy, and the fat on his body trembled as he rolled.

Then, he turned around and put on a fire spell.

As a zero-level trick for lighting a cigarette, this spell basically has no cost, but the effect produced is amazing.

With a bang, the flames bloomed on the oil layer, swallowing them all, and they crawled out of the fire, rolling on the ground, trying to extinguish the flames on their bodies, but to no avail, because the two unscrupulous slimes then put several greasy spells.

The flames burned brighter and brighter, and under the control of the two worms, they circled around them.

The soldiers dodged these two murderous creatures from a distance, and chose to detour, closely following in the footsteps of the paladins, chasing the part of the Knights of the Moon who had fled.

"Shall we go and help the eldest sister?"

Tiramisu glanced at his brother, "Do you think our spells can penetrate the paladin's magic defenses?"

"Oh, forget it. ”

With that, the two threw another greasy spell between the soldiers.

The flames stained half the sky red.

"What's wrong with us?"

"Well, let's go back to supper. "Dear Mia, I'm curious why we're running away?"

After discarding the six-meter-long high-frequency oscillating dragon lance, Toria gradually caught up with Wang Ming.

As she passed past Wang Ming, the knight girl asked the question.

Wang Ming spread his hands and said, "Because we can't beat it." ”

"Is that really the case? The eldest sister said that we are invincible!"

“...... Do you believe that?"

The girl looked at Wang Ming blankly: "Can't you believe the words of the eldest sister?"

Wang Ming said: "Girl, you have to know. The words of the eldest sister. It has been embellished with literature. After self-aggrandizement, considering the external propaganda, but also to form a morale bonus internally, what kind of authenticity do you think there can be in this way?"

Toria nodded, "Oh, that's right...... Sister, what Mia said is different from what you said!"

Looking at the moon cherry that suddenly appeared on the other side of him, Wang Ming's head was full of cold sweat.

Looking at the group of girls who had gone away, Wang Ming felt that the sky had fallen.

"Just because I said the wrong thing. Leave me behind? No, I'm still young, I haven't got my ID yet, hey!"

Yu Huang said lightly in the spiritual link: "Yes, but I heard that you are no longer a virgin. ”

Even if they were a few hundred meters apart, everyone could clearly see a three-meter-high column of blood spurting out of Wang Ming's mouth.

The eldest sister is a gentle and kind person - if you have any objections, please stand up, there are still a lot of elf cookies left today - the eldest sister is a gentle and kind person, she will never leave Wang Ming alone.

So she left a skeleton soldier to help.

"Big sister, you can't do this, a skeleton soldier is useless!"

Before the words fell, another skeleton landed on top of Wang Ming's head.

"So I hate literal revisionist !!"

Seeing the Knights Templar rushing closer and closer, Wang Ming was very simple and applied oil to the soles of his feet.

The so-called dead friends do not die poor. Attempts to get Wang Ming to receive a bento before establishing a harem will ultimately fail.

Wang Ming raised the Alps in his hand and shook it twice in the air. Casting spells while running greatly affects the casting of spells, but as a rookie in the mage world with extraordinary spell control ability, such a little interference is completely difficult for him.

In fact, even if he was carrying a heavy tower shield and wearing full-body armor, it would not affect the casting of spells, and the success rate of casting spells by other normal mages was less than ten percent.

A cluster of white medulla grew rapidly at Wang Ming's fingertips, growing from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a ping-pong ball, and then fell into the soil, where it sprouted at an even more rapid rate.

Unlike ordinary plants, this medulla grows out of the bones of Bai Sensen.

The bones twisted into each other, weaving into a huge wall, and the bulging balls of bone filled the gaps in the walls, showing a hideous face on the surface, and the wall of bones coiled in front of the paladins, blocking their path.

Wall of Bone, a level 4 spell that summons a wall of bone to block enemies, and near the wall of bone, all units that are not designated as allies by the caster will have various debuffs applied.

The paladins raised their greatswords and pointed the emblem on their blades at the wall of bones once more, and the holy light shone on the wall of bones one after another, and the faces embedded in the wall roared fiercely, and countless charred ashes and shards fell from the wall of bones, but this could not shake the foundation of the wall of bones.

Wang Ming activated the flying technique, cooperated with the wings of the atmosphere, swept the ground at a speed not slower than the war horse, and flew to the large army of Cangyue without a point.

The paladins were temporarily cut off behind them because the road was blocked.

"Won't they take a detour?"

"No, because then they'll have to go around the other side of the canyon. ”

“...... After fighting for so long, I didn't know that this was a canyon, why is there a big canyon outside a city with a population of a million?"

"Whatever, in Jester's words, it's called a plot need. ”

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――――――――――――That's why I hate college!!"

"It's really ...... that the class is so boring, and there are exams, and the teacher doesn't follow the tutorial in class."

"Okay, okay, we know your eggs hurt, but the university is like this, think about it, you are still a day student, those poor boarding students are miserable, and the living life on campus can be said to be worse than pigs and dogs. ”

Wang Ming nodded: "Well, some non-smoking boarding students are about to die of smoke, right?"

Above the blue sky, a huge dragon flew by, and the dragon whispered in the clouds, and the dragon's majesty spread down, sweeping the clouds away.

Blade of Light, one of the seventeen legendary dragons, a glorious dragon, an ancient dragon, a creature of light, and a subspecies of the celestial realm.

One of the elders of the Dragon Council.

"Now, I can tell you, I'm here to help you for the sake of Crimson's face, so don't want me to attack anyone outside of the Templars. ”

Wang Ming smiled and said, "What you said is that we will definitely pay attention!"

The silver-white dragon stretched its body and fell from the clouds, and the surging momentum made all the remaining clouds dissipate.

"To be honest, I don't like these big lizards......"

Wang Ming muttered in a low voice.

A voice sounded in his heart: "Mia, you are also a foreign dragon, this sentence has already been mapped to you." ”

"Who are you?"

"I am the source of all evil, the Lord of fear and death, His Highness Netsario!"

"Oh, Nakajilong, how are you doing? Or are you staying at home all day long?"

"Cut, I'm just here to tell you, your words have already been heard by the Blade of Light, so I'm just going to get you ready. ”

“...... Are you so bored, what's going on?"

"Cangyang asked us if the things we ordered were ready, help me tell her. ”

The communication was interrupted, and at the end of the call, Nesario Kaguya didn't forget to say a word.

"Let the flames and ashes burn the earth!"

Secondary 2 really ignores age.

The blade of light swooped down from the sky, sending a wave of wind through the heart of the Templars.

Even with their eyes closed, the pressure of light could still be felt through their skin, while the Templars below were wiped out by the bombardment of a giant laser weapon.

"Isn't it? It's gone, how can the battle of the primeval dragon level be like this?"

Wang Ming said dissatisfiedly.

Xing Lian stroked his long black hair: "Because of the blessing of your protagonist's aura." ”

“...... Don't mention it, that thing has been banned a long time ago. Speaking of which, what about the eldest sister?"

As soon as he got on the back of the dragon, Wang Ming looked for the whereabouts of Yueying and his party, but he didn't find anything, only Xinglian was waiting for him here.

"They seem to have gone back first......"

"What! Go back first, what are you doing?"

Xinglian took out the crystal ball and placed it in front of the two of them, and a melodious melody sounded in the crystal ball.

"Good evening viewers, it's six o'clock in the imperial capital, welcome to today's Hearsay simulcast......"

"Today's main content is that Gaddafi's anti-mage parliamentary forces recently claimed responsibility for the April 11 attack in the West Sea. ”

"The price of international magic crystals increased by 7%, down three percentage points from the same period last year. ”

"Yesterday, a giant dragon whale with a body length of more than 40 meters was caught in Winter Moon Bay, according to biologists......"

―――――――――――― (To be continued......)