Chapter 38: What I Care About Is Trouble (I)

After a long conversation with "Old Gaoli" in the school cafeteria, Zhan Zhizhan had a new understanding of "Old Gaoli". The reason why Zhan Zhizhan is reluctant to do something with his senior brother Huang Jun is that Huang Jun is his senior brother; Second, the Yellow Army was only possessed by the soul of the Northwest Wolf, and did not do anything heinous. Zhan Zhizhan speculated that although Huang Jun was the host of the soul of the Northwest Wolf, his Yuan Shen was very powerful, and he had created a half-catty and eight taels with the soul of the Northwest Wolf, and it was unlikely that he would cause major damage to the world.

However, since the primordial spirit of the Yellow Army is very powerful, why can the soul of the Northwest Wolf be able to reach his body? This question has plagued Zhan Zhizhan for a long time. Until a few days ago, Qiao Eighteen came to see Zhan Zhizhan in the middle of the night, and chatted with Zhan Zhizhan for half a night, and Zhan Zhizhan once asked sincerely. Qiao 18 only replied to the dialogue between the King of Dizo Bodhisattva and the Fuxian Bodhisattva: "Benevolent, these are all sentient beings who do evil in Nanyan Futi, and their karma is like this. Karma is very great, it can defeat Sumeru, it can go deep into the huge sea, and it can hinder the holy path. ”

Although Zhan Zhizhan did not study Buddhism deeply, he is extremely smart, that is, some people say that he has a Buddha fate. Qiao Eighteen didn't explain a few words to the words of the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and Zhan Zhizhan understood it a little. No matter how strong this person's spirit is, it is only innate, and it is given by God. However, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black. If this person makes some friends who "do evil" and relaxes the transformation of his worldview, the "evil" of those friends will imperceptibly affect him. Flies don't bite seamless eggs, "karma is very great". When this person's "karma" comes, he can't make a decisive decision himself, do more serious things, change the direction of "karma", and the gods have no choice but to watch him fall. It's not that you can't save it, it's that you can't save it!

The Buddha said that "all beings are equal" and includes the Buddha, humans, and other living beings. Since the soul of the Northwest Wolf is only parasitic in the body of the Yellow Army, and he has not committed an unforgivable sin, and it is also the cause of the Northwest Wolf and the Yellow Army, let him go.

Before entering college, most of Zhan Zhizhan's new high school graduates were among the best in middle school, and they were used to seeing the mountains at a glance. After entering the university, the former elite rearranged and combined. As a result of the shuffle, there are three, six, nine, etc., and there must always be someone at the bottom below. The people at the bottom will face the impact of sorting, just like the culture shock faced by many people who go abroad, the slightest lack of psychological quality may be a catastrophe.

It is by no means alarmist, Zhan Zhizhan got acquainted with Brother Hai and his brothers in the first semester of school, as well as the famous benevolent gentleman Zhuo Bufan, which is inevitably fluttering. In addition, with the help of Qiao Eighteen, a friend of the night wandering god of the city god in the city, many things were done smoothly. If you want to say that Zhan Zhizhan is not floating, unless it is a flattering villain. There are a lot of miscellaneous things, and it would be strange if Zhan Zhizhan's academic performance was not at the bottom. How should this be? "The scenery should be long-sighted". Not in the first semester, but in the second semester again. Zhan Zhizhan secretly made up his mind to learn from the pain from the second semester, change his mind, work hard, and strive for a makeover.

Determination alone is not enough to improve academic performance. Zhan Zhizhan got up at four o'clock from then on, and after practicing qigong, he studied English. As soon as the loudspeaker of the morning exercise sounds, the practice will end for morning exercises, washing, and breakfast. When there is no class in the afternoon, Zhan Zhizhan will soak in the library for self-study and then practice martial arts. When the lights go out, go back to your bedroom and go to bed.

I don't dare to say anything else, for "Advanced Mathematics", Zhan Zhizhan still has a bottom in his heart. Zhan Zhizhan's confidence is nothing else, if he has doubts, he doesn't need to leave the dormitory to help him solve his doubts. Before the winter vacation of last semester, in order to test the teaching achievements of new students, the school organized a mathematics competition for all students in the seventh and ninth grades. The results of the competition were announced two days ago, and the whole school was in an uproar. Because there are only six people in Zhan Zhizhan's bedroom, there are actually three people on the list. Cai Shichang, who usually doesn't talk much, won the first crown in one fell swoop; Big brother "condom" Bi Yuntao lived up to the hard work of the cantilever and won the third place; Even the "hypocrite" Wei Junzhi won the ninth place.

The classmates were amazed, and there were even better people who blocked Zhan Zhizhan in the corner, mysterious and big, and very humbly asked him about the learning experience of his three roommates. This is really a great stimulus for Zhan Zhizhan, a student at the bottom, but Zhan Zhizhan can't be angry with his classmates who humbly ask for advice. So, Zhan Zhizhan also leaned mysteriously into the ear of this classmate and said: "Hello brother and son, I just told you, just tell you alone!" If you change someone, you won't say anything if you kill me. It's a secret, it's a killer feature of competition. There are many reasons for being on the list of three people at a time. For example, whether you can adapt to the transition from a secondary school system to a university system as soon as possible, etc., but I think the most important reason is the textbook. ”

"The most important reason is the textbook?" The classmate immediately stared at the pair of rat eyes behind the glasses like the bottom of the wine bottle.

"Why are you so smart? Since ancient times, 'reading more than 10,000 volumes, writing like a god. 'The textbooks we learn in school are big, and the broken textbooks are because the people who write the books always want to have new ideas in order to evaluate their titles, and they don't want to think about how many bowls of dry rice they eat, so they dare to challenge the mathematical community and regard themselves as the great mathematician Chen Jingrun? If you think about it, after hundreds of years of development, a basic theory course like "Mathematical Analysis" cannot be said to have reached the peak of research, at least it is difficult to produce results. Moreover, the humanities of the book are not understood, so people often don't know what to say. Zhan Zhizhan shook his head and said like a river, adding a local dialect from time to time.

The brain-dead classmate actually nodded again and again at Zhan Zhizhan's nonsense: "That...... So what kind of textbooks do these students read? ”

Seeing that Zhan Zhizhan was thoughtful, the classmate was silent, and hurriedly took out a box of crumpled and ninety-one boxes of "port" cigarettes from his waist, stuffed them into Zhan Zhizhan's pocket, and said with a red face: "There is nothing good, I know that my buddies smoke, don't dislike it!" ”

Although Zhan Zhizhan secretly scolded this classmate in his heart for being as stingy as the protagonist of Balzac's novel "Eugenie Grandet", he still pretended to excuse himself and looked around again. After being sure that there was no one around, he said in a slushful manner: "It is "Mathematical Analysis" published by Zhejiang University in 1965. This textbook is beautifully printed, the text is smooth, and the examples are abundant, and that is a cap. After reading it, it is guaranteed to make you hold back the incomprehension of a semester and suddenly open up. ”

The glasses classmate was satisfied and left happily. "Shandongzi" standing in the distance didn't know what the two people said, why was that classmate so happy? Looking at the back of his classmates, Zhan Zhizhan spat at the mouthful, casually threw the "port" cigarette outside the school wall, and scolded in his heart: "Hehe...... Bah! Little picking! I still want to compete with the people in our dormitory, look at your punching sex! ”

What Zhan Zhizhan never dreamed of was that it wasn't just the glasses classmate who was looking for him to dig up treasures. Zhan Zhizhan had no choice but to repeat his lies to his glasses classmates countless times. As the saying goes, "A lie is told 10,000 times before it becomes the truth." The students were bewitched by Zhan Zhizhan and flocked to the library. It's a pity that wolves have more meat and less meat, and in a few days, more than a dozen textbooks were quickly sold.

Even the teacher in the library wondered why so many students were suddenly so interested in Mathematical Analysis, published by Zhejiang University in 1965. Knowing that those classmates who came to annoy him were being teased, Zhan Zhizhan was very proud.

Maybe Zhan Zhizhan was born to worry about his life. A few days after the peaceful days, Zhan Zhizhan was holding a rice bowl after breakfast that day, preparing to go to the experimental building for an experimental class, when suddenly a crying sounded came. Zhan Zhizhan looked fixedly, it turned out that a teacher who had been retired for many years had passed away. Under the command of "Da Zhang Luo", the teachers and women of the teacher held the portrait of the posthumous person, and the crying fish got on the bus, ready to go to the hospital morgue to transport the teacher's body to the crematorium for cremation.

"The ghosts on the Wangxiang platform are in a hurry, and there are two lines of tears in the eyes. Wives and children sit on the side of the coffin, and relatives and friends gather in the mourning hall. Zhan Zhizhan sighed with emotion and thought secretly: "This unknown teacher has gone to the end of his life. The spirit and aura return to the sky, and the spirit and body return to the earth. This is the end point of life and the beginning of life or other lives. People die as ghosts, and ghosts enter reincarnation and devote themselves to the Six Realms. How many people came blankly with a heart of blood, and how many were unwilling could only turn into a look. After crossing the Nai He Bridge and drinking Meng Po soup, after the six reincarnations, it is the first cry of grievances. On the Sansheng Stone, a deep sum was carved again, noting down the debts that should be paid and the feelings that should be repaid......"

"Brother Zhizhan, the little brother is looking for you!" Zhan Zhizhan was humming without illness, and suddenly remembered Qiao Eighteen's voice in his ears.

Zhan Zhizhan didn't dare to worship indiscriminately, so he could only say with his throat: "Brother Pei, good morning!" What's the matter with looking for a brother? ”

"Brother Zhizhan, the younger brother accompanied the two envoys Xie and Fan to escort Cai Zhengguo's soul to visit the house, and I have no time to say more. just informed Brother Zhizhan that the ghost was lonely and had news. This evil ghost drove away the soul of Zhenlin, the old seventh king of the Wang family, the old Wang family of the Wang's Wobao, the Huolun Mengjia Commune, and occupied Wang Zhenlin's body. Not only did Wang Zhenlin's soul become a lonely ghost, but this evil ghost also led a group of evil ghosts to do all kinds of evil. Hey...... Tonight, the ghost is lonely and depressed, and he wants to fight with people in the area of Qiaotoutun on the Dongjiang Bridge. Brother Zhizhan quickly went to the Heavenly Dao, killed the ghosts and lonely depression, and stopped this fire that devastated the souls, and the merit was immeasurable! ”

When Qiao Eighteen said this, it seemed that there was a ghost beckoning, and he left in a hurry. As soon as he heard that the "cat-faced fairy" ghost Guyu had a whereabouts, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but be refreshed, and his eyes shone green, just like a raccoon cat that had discovered a mouse, and he couldn't wait to pounce on it immediately!

Zhan Zhizhan didn't have a good day of class, and his mind was full of how to do the right thing for heaven to kill the evil "cat-faced fairy" ghost and loneliness. The ghost is lonely and depressed, and he wants to go to the Dongjiang Bridge Bridgehead Tun and the people are fired? It's just a group fight! Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but be very interested.

At that time, the people of the port were brave and fierce, and it was well-known throughout the country. If you live in the port or go on a business trip to the port, you will always bump into two people on the street because of trivial things to fight over a trivial matter, and then beat your head and bleed. In a sense, this is also a way of life unique to the people of Butou, whether you accept it or not, and whether it is reasonable or not. At that time, the ethnic minorities outside the customs were full of people, and they swept the world with just eight banners, relying on this kind of barbarism and impulsiveness. It is a pity that in today's world that relies on technology and brains, this kind of barbarism is as anachronistic and ignorant and pathetic as Uncle Saddam's cowhide. However, this gene is still tenaciously passed on, and it is so strong in the blood of men and women, especially those who are simple-minded and have well-developed limbs.