When it was time for dinner, Zhan Zhizhan walked to the door of the dormitory building with a rice bowl and humming a little song, ready to go to the cafeteria to eat. Since being fooled by "Chicken Congliang" to go to the "Four Brothers" house, and getting to know Shi Shuirou, the sister of the "Four Brothers", one thing after another in the past few days, everything is a thief, which makes people worry, it's just annoying.

The moment Zhan Zhizhan walked into the rourou boudoir, his heart was completely understood! There is no good wine, and there is no good food! "Kaijiang fish" and "chicken stewed mushrooms" only taste very fragrant in the mouth, but when swallowed in the stomach, they become poisons that kill children. What a "Dharma Protector Vajra", it's just a nice thing to say! The whole Lang'er is the princess of the Shi family, who is recruiting the master of the door.

A girl like Rourou can't afford to be provoked by Zhan Zhizhan! Thorny red roses! What's more, there is also the face of the seventh brother's "four nephews". Zhan Zhizhan didn't want to leave the impression of a disciple to the "Four Brothers" because of He Rourou's confusion. Therefore, just after Rourou snorted and almost confessed her heart, Zhan Zhizhan still didn't dare to take a stubble. He took out his strengths again, and simply pretended to be stupid, false and wronged. Fortunately, Rourou didn't have the right to chase after the poor man, and took advantage of the fact that Zhan Zhizhan, who couldn't wipe off his face, had not clearly objected, so she took advantage of the situation to take him down, and finally gave Zhan Zhizhan a chance to breathe!

Zhan Zhizhan felt in a good mood for the first time in a few days, perhaps because the last two classes in the afternoon were "Chemical Analysis", and Teacher Fan's witty humor in teaching "Chemical Analysis" made the students laugh.

Today is the first time to take the "Chemical Analysis" class, although Mr. Fan, who teaches "Chemical Analysis", is only in his forties, there is very little hair on his head, and there is not a single hair on the top of his head, and the whole Lang'er is a "Mediterranean". During the recess, I was "really annoying" naughty, flipping through Teacher Fan's lesson plan, but I didn't expect a very small wooden comb to fall out of it. Teacher Fan was quite embarrassed, so he laughed at himself: "This comb of mine is ivory, and it often combs and strengthens my hair." The teacher is not bragging, this is scientifically based......"

"It's really annoying" but said, "It's okay." Teacher Fan! We all call you 'Minister of the Central Committee (the Central Committee is not long)' well! ”

I didn't expect Mr. Fan to answer even more witty: "Hehe...... Doesn't matter! Doesn't matter! I'm used to it. A lot of teachers in our school usually call it the 'Central Skating Rink, four circles of barbed wire.' 'Haha......"

The words "doing it" made the classroom almost laugh: "Teacher Fan, you are surrounded by the countryside and the city, and the local government supports the central government, which is better than wearing a wig." The principal of my high school was also bald, so I bought a wig to wear, which was very realistic and beautiful. The new teacher flattered the principal and said, 'It's nice that you have swarthy hair!' How to maintain it? It's like a fake. ’”

Zhan Zhizhan thought, there is nothing more hilarious than carrying a wooden comb in the pocket of a bald person.

Zhan Zhizhan's front feet had not yet stepped out of the door of the dormitory building, and suddenly, the little head of the "black mouse" poked out of the small window and called out to him: "Classmate Zhan, what a coincidence, there is your phone!" This time, it's a call from a man! ”

"Thank you, Uncle Sa!" Zhan Zhizhan's face turned red, and he hurriedly retreated and took the phone in the hand of the "black mouse".

"Eighth brother, it's the second brother!" Wu Youyi's deep voice came from the receiver of the phone.

"Oh, it's the second brother! I was just about to go to the cafeteria to eat, and I passed by the mailroom and received a call from you! Zhan Zhizhan said on his lips, but he pondered in his stomach: "Second brother came to call here before, wouldn't it be to invite yourself to eat something delicious?" Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Why is Lao Tzu so blessed? It is said that the old man eats all directions, and Lao Tzu's mouth is not big. ”

"Oh......" Wu Youyi let out a sigh of relief on the phone and said, "Second brother is afraid that you will eat, and you are in a hurry!" The second brother came to the Tongda police station to do something, and was about to leave, but he was very annoyed, if you have nothing to do, you will come to the Tongda Hotel to get together. ”

Zhan Zhizhan secretly called himself a clever plan, and he definitely beat Zhuge Zhiliang; And Wu Youyi thought about inviting himself to the restaurant, and he seemed to be Guan Yunzhi's head! Zhan Zhizhan was proud in his heart, but he said: "Brother has long wanted to find the second brother to drink two cups, but I am afraid that the second brother will be busy!" ”

When Zhan Zhizhan pushed the heavy door of the Openda Hotel, he found Wu Youyi sitting in the corner in a daze. On the table are two pairs of cups and chopsticks, as well as a plate of fried peanuts and a plate of sesame sauce and large peel.

Zhan Zhizhan walked over with a smile and said, "Oh, second brother, you want to die brother!" What are you busy with these days? ”

The fat eldest sister at the delivery window suddenly heard this familiar voice, and her round rumbling head couldn't help but poke out of the small window, and sure enough, it was the young man who chattered again last time! This time it was okay, and he sat across from someone who was supposed to be his friend. Unlike the last time, although this young man set two pairs of cups and chopsticks, he ate and drank alone, and muttered at the empty stool. It's like there's an invisible man sitting across from this young man, and he's a thief.

Wu Youyi raised his head, smiled reluctantly at Zhan Zhizhan and said, "It's all the bad things of the unit, and the busy people are anxious." ”

When Wu Youyi said this, he took out two bottles of liquor from the pocket at his feet and put them on the table, and said, "I just went to the Tongda Police Station, and they Director Feng gave me two bottles of Xishui Daqu. It is said that this Xishui Daquyan is currently old and famous, but even Moutai can't compare! Hehe...... Take it from the people, use it for the people! Our brothers and sons are cheering up and building it! ”

"Xishui Daqu can't be compared to Moutai? Such an exaggeration! Zhan Zhizhan was stunned, and then remembered that a few days ago, he was studying in the school library and casually flipped through the new issue of "People's Literature", which contained a short story "Anecdote on the Western Front" written by Xu Huaizhong, which immediately attracted him. Zhan Zhizhan prides himself on having a "hero complex", and naturally has a soft spot for novels such as "Anecdotes of the Western Front". Zhan Zhizhan finished reading this novel in one go, and when the biggest leader in it was about to go to the front line to invite someone to drink, he once said such a sentence: "This is Xishui Daqu, angry to death Moutai!" ”

Thinking of this, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but smile and said, "Well, Director Feng is right! Xi Shui Daqu, angry Moutai! ”

"Xi Shui Daqu, angry at Moutai?" Wu Youyi was stunned, but he was naturally happy when he thought that Zhan Zhizhan liked this wine.

Wu Youyi was about to say something, when suddenly, a voice interrupted him: "Serve the people completely and thoroughly!" Whose liver and meat are these? Whose liver and meat slices are ready, Ma Yuer Lisuo came and picked them up! It's not delicious when it's cold! ”

Hearing this familiar service language, Zhan Zhizhan and Wu Youyi turned their heads to look, and sure enough, it was the fat eldest sister at the delivery window who stretched out her round rumbling head, and was turning her head around and shouting. The fat eldest sister held a plate of boiled mutton liver in her left hand and a plate of lamb strips in her right hand. One of the fat sister's two thumb fingers was inserted in the steaming lamb liver, and the other was inserted in the strips of grilled mutton.

"It's not clean, it's not sick!" Zhan Zhizhan and Wu Youyi glanced at each other, laughed, got up and brought back two dishes of boiled mutton liver and grilled mutton strips. Zhan Zhizhan saw that Wu Youyi had already filled the two nine-dollar wine cups with wine, and sat down with a smile.

After the two of them drank the first glass of wine, Wu Youyi clicked his lips and said, "Hmm...... Xi Shui Daqu, angry Moutai! This wine is indeed very good! Eighth brother, is there any allusion to this? ”

Zhan Zhizhan swallowed the boiled lamb liver in his mouth, and told the story in "Anecdotes of the Western Front" while pouring wine. Wu Youyi listened, stayed for a long time, sighed and said, "Alas...... A word can often save a person, but it can also harm a person! ”

Zhan Zhizhan didn't know why Wu Youyi sighed, and asked the reason urgently. Wu Youyi didn't answer directly, but asked: "Eighth brother, I heard Brother Hai say that you followed him to Comrade Qian's house, and you actually called Comrade Qianyu's health care doctor Bai Zhiyu Ganniang?" Unexpectedly, your eighth brother has only been in the port for a few days, and he actually recognized Dr. Bai Yubai from the municipal hospital as his godmother! Can you tell the second brother how you recognize it? ”

Zhan Zhizhan put down his chopsticks and said with a smile: "The second brother also knows about the naughty things of the brother, and the brother is a little indelible!" ”

Then, Zhan Zhizhan talked about the process of recognizing Bai Zhiyu as his godmother. In fact, Bai Zhiyu is the mother of Zhan Zhizhan's alumnus "Black Rose" Yang Baixian. He recognized Bai Zhiyu as his godmother, all thanks to the whim of "Black Rose".

It was still during Zhan Zhizhan's "Eleventh" holiday last semester, and "Black Rose" invited Zhan Zhizhan and "Lilac" Yan Ruoxia and "White Peony" Yu Keying to her house for dinner over "Eleven".

The family of "Black Rose" lives in a Russian-style house on Church Street. Unfortunately, the season is not good. If it is spring, when the lilacs in the yard are in full bloom, Zhan Zhizhan will definitely be fascinated by the fragrance of flowers and the exotic scenery. Although the season was not right, Zhan Zhizhan and "Lilac" and "White Peony" were still shocked by the luxury of the "Black Rose" family.

When the three of them walked through the wind-proof door, they pushed open the heavy wooden door with relief, and entered the house. The first thing you enter is a reception room of fifty or sixty square meters, or a living room. "White Peony" exclaimed, "Wow...... It's really big! ”

"Lilac" was also surprised to open a pair of beautiful eyes and said, "Wow...... Bai Xian, I really didn't expect that your family is so big! ”

"Nothing! It's just my dad's grandfather's light! He turned out to be a senior staff member of Lao Maozi's Eastern Railway. "Black Rose" said "nothing", but her face was full of smugness and pride.

Under the three huge windows of the reception room are one for three, two for single and three huge pure leather sofas. On the opposite side of the sofa is a rakshasa fireplace for heating. To the left of the door is the kitchen, which is separated from the dining room by a two-metre-high Rakshasa wine cabinet full of reliefs. The wine cabinet was filled with all kinds of liquor, most of which were foreign wines that the three of them had never seen or heard of. What surprised the three of them the most was that there was a bronze and antique grand piano in the corner of the reception room.

"White Peony" walked over curiously, stroked the piano and asked, "Oops...... Bai Xian, it turns out that you can still play the piano? ”

"Black Rose" was full of disdain again, and said: "What's there, a piece of cake!" ”

"Lilac" said with great fascination: "Play the piano...... Playing the piano is something I only see in movies. Bai Xian, I've never seen anyone play the piano in my dirty old hat, can you play a tune for us? ”

"No problem, willing to serve!" "Black Rose" wished someone had asked her to play a song. She smiled and sat down beside the piano bench, opened the lid, and after a moment's pause, she heard the sound of clear music flowing from under her dancing fingers.