Today is Tuesday, April 1st. It is also a "foreign festival" that young people in China like very much after 20 years - "April Fool's Day". "April Fool's Day", also known as "Ten Thousand Fools' Day", is a traditional folk festival in Western society, and the festival is held on April 1 every year. "April Fool's Day" has similarities with Daqin's Frolic Festival and the Poisonous Joy Festival. From the choice of time, it is related to the solar term "spring equinox", because the weather often changes suddenly during this period, as if nature is fooling human beings. On this day, people joke about the people around them in a variety of ways, but only until 12 o'clock at noon at the latest, which is a strict rule.

After the morning exercise, Zhan Zhizhan stood on the playground and stretched his arms, and his shoulder joints made "creaking" and "creaking" sounds. Since ancient times, hard work has paid off, and Zhan Zhizhan is very pleased. In the past period of time, Zhan Zhizhan's sense of practicing martial arts has been significantly enhanced, and there has been obvious progress. Should be a good sign! Is it supposed to be a good day? Zhan Zhizhan didn't believe it.

Zhan Zhizhan clapped his hands, and after saying hello to a few classmates in the same bed, he was ready to go back to the dormitory to wash up, and then go to breakfast. I'm afraid I won't be able to finish this morning's class. After self-study last night, "Shandong Zi" came to him and said that Xiao Zhaohe's "ghost shadow hand" was sentenced the next day, and Hai Ge asked everyone to go to his house at nine o'clock in the morning. Zhan Zhizhan knew in his heart that although the court had not yet pronounced the verdict, there was no suspense about the ending, and even the verdict had probably been drafted. Xiao Zhao will be sentenced to death, immediately executed, and deprived of political rights for life. The "ghost shadow hand" will be sentenced to death, with a two-year reprieve, and will be reformed through labor, so as to see the after-effects, and deprived of political rights for life. Comrade Qi Yan promised Brother Hai what he did, but Brother Hai was afraid that the brothers would not be calm and cause some chaos that could not be ended. If that's the case, Brother Hai won't be able to explain to Comrade Xu.

In the past few days, the mood of the "four sons" has been extremely bad. Spending money can't buy back Xiao Zhao's life makes him very depressed, very angry, a pair of small eyes always burst with a fierce gaze like a hungry wolf, and it seems that he will pounce on people who look unpleasant at any time. Although the remaining twelve brothers of the Thirteenth Taibao led by Zheng Xianghao, the "Second Goryeo", were furious at Xiao Zhao's death sentence, they trembled when they saw the "Four Sons" and were silent, for fear that if one of them was not careful, the "Four Sons" would take out their anger.

Brother Hai's mood is by no means better than that of the "Four Sons". Pressure from several quarters brought him to the brink of collapse. But after thinking about it, in order to allow the brothers to survive, he found his home the night before the "Four Sons" and the 12 Taibao under him, and the "Huang Pizi", "Lao Gaoli", "Hao Maniac" and "Curly Hair" led the people to watch. Something so big happened, Zhan Zhizhan, the eighth of the "Eight King Kongs", naturally couldn't stay out of it. Before the first class in the morning was over, he slipped out of the classroom and rode his bicycle all the way to Brother Hai's house.

When passing by the newsstand, Zhan Zhizhan bought a copy of "Butou Daily" by the way. When he browsed to the second edition, a line of eye-catching bold characters "Greedy for Life and Afraid of Death" was expelled from the party, which caught his attention, and Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly looked at it:

According to this magazine, Zhengming, who is greedy for life and afraid of death, was expelled from the party after discussion by the party branch of the first commercial bureau of Butou City and the approval of the higher-level party committee. On the afternoon of March 16, Masaaki Tatodai was pickpocketed while riding a bus. The criminal who committed the theft, Lan Daoyan, was immediately arrested by the criminal policeman Sun Xiangdong, and the co-defendant Li Zhaohui resisted arrest. Sun Xiangdong said to Zhengming Tai: You have been taken out of your pocket, come and help. But Masaaki Tandai ignored his request for help. Masaaki's performance aroused strong indignation among the masses inside and outside the party, and they demanded that the party organizations deal with it seriously. At the party meeting held by the party branch of the first commercial bureau of butou city, everyone weighed the facts provided by the joint investigation team of the municipal discipline inspection commission, the municipal public security bureau, and the first commercial bureau about the mistakes made by the party constitution, and unanimously agreed: masaki shantai has seriously lost the position of a party member. After discussion and approval at the branch meeting, it was decided to expel Masaaki from the party and dismiss him from public office.

Seeing this, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but be stunned, and even a little confused: "Tantai Zhengming? Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Why do you think you've heard of this name? Did Lao Tzu let someone play like a monkey and fall into the ditch? ”

Zhan Zhizhan frowned and thought for a long time, but he didn't come up with a reason. In desperation, he held the newspaper in one hand and turned to help the bicycle on the side of the road with the other. He had to hurry up and continue his journey, go to Brother Hai's house, and don't let Brother Hai worry about it. Zhan Zhizhan suddenly felt that his hand was empty, and he looked up in surprise, his eyes immediately widened. I saw a thin and short half-sized boy who had just jumped on his "Phoenix" bicycle and desperately pedaled towards the east of Xinyang Road.

Fortunately, Zhan Zhizhan has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and his reaction is extremely fast. Although he couldn't believe that what was happening in front of him was real, he still instinctively chased after the cicada in eight steps, and shouted loudly while chasing: "Little calf, you dare to steal Lao Tzu's bicycle?" ”

It was too late, it was too soon, and Zhan Zhizhan's fingertips had already touched the back frame of his bicycle. Zhan Zhizhan was about to grab the back rack of his bicycle and flipped it over. However, the car thief pedaled faster and faster on Zhan Zhizhan's bicycle, and at this time, even Calvin Smith, the 100-meter world record setter, came, and he couldn't catch up! Even if Zhan Zhizhan has achieved light success, if you talk about the speed of the 100-meter sprint, there is an undeniable gap compared to Calvin Smith.

The speed of the bicycle is getting faster and faster, and the rear rack of the bicycle is detached from Zhan Zhizhan's fingers, getting farther and farther away. The point is that this person can't afford to lose it! The well-known "Beixia" in society, the "Flower Protector King Kong" who gave a thumbs up to his classmates at school, actually let a half-sized boy snatch away a ninety-percent new "Phoenix" bicycle on the street, under his nose, and he was also stumbling, which is not good to say! Even if Zhan Zhizhan has a thick skin, if there is such a stumbling thing, where will the faces of "Beixia" and "Flower Protector King Kong" be placed? also let "Beixia" and "Flower King Kong" mix in society, which girl can still afford him!

Zhan Zhizhan was furious, picked up a brick on the side of the road, didn't think about it, gritted his teeth and threw it at the car thief. Fortunately, Zhan Zhizhan didn't bring his nine-handle flying knife, otherwise, Zhan Zhizhan would be less than twenty meters away from the car thief, and the car thief's life would not be guaranteed! The brick was thrown by Zhan Zhizhan using the flying knife magic technique, and hit the car thief on the back fiercely, and the car thief couldn't withstand Zhan Zhizhan's anger and poured all his strength into the blow, and he screamed and fell on the road with his bicycle.

The car thief grunted a few times in a row, and before he could get up, Zhan Zhizhan had already arrived. Zhan Zhizhan stepped on the car thief's chest, raised his fist the size of a garlic mortar viciously, and smashed it in the car thief's face. With the power of Zhan Zhizhan's fist, if this punch fell in anger, the car thief's face would not be recognized even by his own mother.

"Be merciful to the immortals!" The words shouted by the car thief in a hurry really made Zhan Zhizhan's fist stop in mid-air.

The car thief saw that Zhan Zhizhan's fist did not fall down, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank you Shangxian for sparing the little one...... Little ghost! Small...... The small one is Chen Yu, the god of the day under the throne of the North Hades Marquis of the City God Temple in Butou! ”

"You are Chen Yu, the god of the day under the throne of the North Hades of the City God Temple in Butou?" Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly suppressed his anger, opened the "Demon Appreciation True Eye" and looked, only to see that the face of the car thief with a rat head and rat brain turned out to be a middle-aged man's face. This face has sword eyebrows, a straight nose and a square mouth, and wears a pair of tortoiseshell-framed glasses, which is clearly a handsome and dashing uncle. Where is Qiao Eighteen said that he is dressed in the work clothes of a prison guard, with a cloak and a wooden card, with the word "Daily Patrol" written on it, his whereabouts are secretive, sneaky, and a fierce god wandering around.

"Are you Chen Yu, the god of the day under the throne of the North Hades of the City God Temple in Butou? Isn't the god of the day wandering gentle? Who are you fooling? Bragging Thirteen doesn't look for a place and picks someone! If you are a god and Lao Tzu offends you, what disaster are you going to bring to Lao Tzu? Zhan Zhizhan pursed his lips, his face full of disbelief. But Zhan Zhizhan had already decided that Chen Yu didn't look like a bad guy in the underworld, and should be a good ghost, so he raised his foot. Zhan Zhizhan suddenly felt strange, the people in the port have always been known for their strong curiosity, and they are most willing to watch the excitement. He beat up a half-sized boy in the street, how could the pedestrians come and go as if they didn't see it?

Chen Yu seemed to have just gasped for breath, he got up, patted the soil on his buttocks, shook his hand at Zhan Zhizhan, and said, "Immortal Rongyu!" Lord Wen Gongwen is the governor of the small one, and he is the big official in charge of the small one. The small one has a few ghost heads, and he dares to be unfavorable to the immortals! The little one is just sending a message to a friend. As a last resort, he borrowed this Li Weijian's body to lead the immortal to a secluded place here, and reported the reason to the immortal. ”

The god of day travel is also known as "day tour cruise". In Shenzhou folk religion, it is the god who is responsible for roaming around during the day and monitoring the good and evil in the world. There are also rumors that the god of the day tour is considered to be the "bag inquiry" who spies on people's privacy, and is a fierce god. If anyone accidentally encounters the Sun Wanderer God when he goes out, even if he doesn't die, he will have a serious illness and peel off a layer of skin.

"Oh...... Thank you so much! Zhan Zhizhan saw that Chen Yu was wearing a washed and gray-white robe, with patches on it, and he didn't know how many years he had been wearing it, and then said casually: "The envoy is thrifty enough, why don't you wear the official uniform?" ”

"Oh maa...... Let the immortals laugh! The city god temple in Butou has not been worshiped by good men and women for a long time, and it is so poor that it is almost like pants! If it weren't for the generosity of the immortals, it would be difficult for the people in the city god temple in Butou to even eat, where would there be spare money to buy new public clothes for the little ones! When Chen Yu said this, seeing Zhan Zhizhan's face full of displeasure, he hurriedly picked up the bicycle on the ground, wiped the dust off the bicycle with the sleeves of his robe, pushed it in front of Zhan Zhizhan, and respectfully supported the bicycle.