Chapter 44: Hades is Nice, but Little Ghosts Are Difficult (Part II)

"It's really a shame to die and suffer a crime!" When Zhan Zhizhan heard this, he suddenly realized, and he couldn't help but feel very funny in his heart. The city god of the City God Temple has the important task of protecting the country and the country, ruling the souls of the dead, and reconciling the wind and rain, which is the patron saint of the city in the port. The work of the marquis of the North Hades is somewhat similar to that of the parent officials who govern the city of Butou in the world, except that the parent officials who govern the city work during the day, but the ghost officials, ghost generals, ghost officials and ghost pawns who follow after the saddle are working at night to ensure the harmony and tranquility in the city of Butou. Lord Chenghuang's responsibility is so great, but he doesn't even have an office space, and he is shabby and home!

"Alas...... It's really hard to be tolerant of the Northern Underworld and you underworlds. Zhan Zhizhan sighed faintly, and when he said this, he suddenly became curious again, and asked, "Brother Pei, where do you work in the Chenghuang Temple in Butou?" ”

Qiao Eighteen said a little embarrassed: "Brother Zhizhan, don't laugh, where do we ghosts have an office place, we can only squeeze in with the Daowai Housing Management Office!" The Daowai Housing Management Office works during the day, and the ghosts of the City God Temple work at night, and the two do not disturb each other. Hehe...... The original side hall of the Great Immortal Hall is now the office of the director of the Daowai Housing Management Office, and the Marquis of the North Underworld is in the office of the director of the house at night to review official documents and interrogate ghosts. Fortunately, the five immortal families of fox, yellow, white, willow and gray don't know where they have moved, and the housing management office will go to sleep as long as there is a 'new technology' of two or eight cents a pound, and there is no one or immortal to disturb and quarrel. ”

Zhan Zhizhan suddenly came up naughty, and said with a smile: "Brother Pei, the Marquis of Bei Ming and the director of the Daowai Housing Management Office share an office, so there is no one who stepped on anyone's foot and accidentally bumped into his arms?" It is a great sin for the Daowai Housing Management Office to occupy the Chenghuang Temple in the port, and if the director of the house accidentally offends the Northern Hell Marquis, then he will have a hard time! ”

Qiao Eighteen smiled and said, "The ghosts of the Chenghuang Temple in Butou and the people in the Daowai Housing Management Office belong to the two worlds of the underworld and the human, and there is a difference of one dimension. The ghosts of the City God Temple can see the people in the housing management center, but the people in the housing management center cannot see the ghosts of the City God Temple. Therefore, the ghosts of the City God Temple generally can't step on the feet of the people in the housing management office. Even if the people in the housing management office stepped on the ghost foot of the City God Temple, they couldn't feel it. Unless you step on the ghosts of the City God Temple, and you encounter a ghost with a small amount of energy, you will inevitably be tricked. ”

If this ghost is difficult with people, people can't resist it. Qiao Eighteen told a story about a ghost playing tricks on people again, and Zhan Zhizhan couldn't laugh when he heard it. The protagonist of the story is the head of the housing management company's material unit, Man Zhanshan, who drank too much at noon one day, so he went to the bed at the old juncture in the mailroom to sleep. Coincidentally, Li Lishen, the ghost pawn of the Yin and Yang Division of the City God Temple, ran hundreds of miles on errands the first night, and he was tired as if he was about to fall apart, and he was sleeping on the bed of the old juncture. Man Zhanshan couldn't see that there was still a ghost sleeping on the bed, so he threw himself on the bed in all directions, wanting to sleep comfortably, but unexpectedly smashed it on Li Lishen.

Man Zhanshan smashed Li Lishen very lightly, and Li Lishen screamed and fled. Man Zhanshan didn't know it, and he didn't know that he had offended a stingy ghost. After going to work the next day, Man Zhanshan held the "Spring Greeting Cigarette" in his mouth, went to get the freshly brewed jasmine tea with his left hand, and held a copy of the "Butou Daily" bought early in the morning with his right hand to read. Unexpectedly, Li Lishen stood behind him, and the person moved the teacup unconsciously. Man Zhanshan went to take the teacup according to his habit, and it was taken for granted that he knocked over the teacup, and coincidentally the hot jasmine water was sprinkled on several copies of the "Request List". These copies of the "Request List" should be signed, and if they are resigned, they have to be signed. If some people are not there, they will have to delay the workers to receive materials and delay the maintenance of the people.

Man Zhanshan secretly called him unlucky, who called himself careless? That's what you do! At this moment, Man Zhanshan saw the director of the house walking into the door of the Great Immortal Hall with a leatherette bag, and walked straight to his own office. It is too late to re-sign a circle of "Request List", with the seriousness of the work of the director of the house, if the maintenance of the people is delayed, the full occupancy of the mountain will be scolded and scolded, and the review will be made at the general meeting of all workers. If anyone gives some maggots, the head of the stock that makes many people hot will not be the head of the mountain.

Man Zhanshan gritted his teeth, so he had to bite the bullet and take the "Request List" that he had just wiped hastily to find the director of the house to sign. There was no suspense in the result, Man Zhanshan was scolded by the director of the house, and criticized Man Zhanshan for his sloppy work and betrayed the trust of the organization!

After listening to the little ghost Li Lishen's tricks on Man Zhanshan, he made Man Zhanshan suffer a scolding, and he didn't know what was going on. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help laughing after laughing for a while, and said, "Brother Pei, if the Hou of the North Hell is sitting on the big leather chair of the director of the house to review the official documents, and the director of the house is here and sits on the head of the North Hell Marquis, will the Hou of the North Hades also play tricks on the director of the house like this?" ”

Qiao Eighteen shook his head and frowned and said, "Brother Zhizhan, this is disrespectful to the Northern Hell Marquis!" Director Fang is a good official who is honest and honest and dedicated to the people, and the Marquis of the North Hades is a god of benevolence and virtue, even if the Director of the House is slightly offended, the Marquis of the North Hades will not be embarrassed by the Director of the House! ”

Zhan Zhizhan thought about it, what he asked was indeed not a gentleman's doing, he couldn't help but blush, smiled and said, "Brother lost his words, please also ask Brother Pei Haihan!" ”

In Qiao Eighteen's series of humble voices, Zhan Zhizhan saw Xiao Zhao who was beaten all over the body at a glance, Zhan Zhizhan was unhappy again, and said: "However, since the Marquis of the Northern Underworld gave his brother face, why did he beat the fifth brother of his brother to this virtue before he came?" ”

Qiao Eighteen hurriedly waved his hand again and again, and said, "Brother Zhizhan is wrong to blame the Northern Hell Marquis!" The Marquis of the North Hell is a benevolent and virtuous gentleman, how could he torture Li Zhaohui outside the law? The main reason why the Marquis of the North Hell wanted to kill Li Zhaohui was because Li Zhaohui injured the ghost pawn who was guarding him and went to ask for Sun Xiangdong's life without permission, almost breaking the rules of the underworld. Unexpectedly, Li Zhaohui did not fight the tiger but was seriously injured by Sun Xiangdong. If it weren't for the underworld inspection, Pu Zhongying happened to pass by, knowing that Li Zhaohui still had unfinished cause and effect, and came to the rescue. At this time, Li Zhaohui is afraid that he has already become a ghost among ghosts and has gone to the country of crows. ”

Since Xiao Zhao has unfinished cause and effect, he must be safe from his fate, and this can be regarded as Qiao Eighteen agreeing to intercede with the Northern Marquis after Zhan Zhizhan goes back, sparing Xiao Zhao's ghost. Zhan Zhizhan felt that it was incredible that Xiao Zhao had beaten Sun Xiangdong to the point that he was powerless, Xiao Zhao became a ghost, and the ghost power of the new ghost was very terrifying, Sun Xiangdong only had the share of Xiao Zhao to slaughter and cut it was common sense, how could he hurt Xiao Zhao's ghost like this? According to Zhan Zhizhan's character, this question must be asked.

Qiao Eighteen sighed and said, "Alas...... The younger brother also just learned about this matter! Chen Yu, the god of daily travel, has already visited and found out that it was not Sun Xiangdong who injured the ghost of Li Zhaohui. It's the 'Ghost King of Azazel'......"

"Is it the evil ghost of the 'Ghost King of Azazel'? No wonder Xiao Zhao's soul suffered a big loss! This "Azazle Ghost King" is even very jealous of Shichilang, one of the "Ten Evil Gods" who maintains the order of the Three Realms and punishes evil and promotes good, how can Xiao Zhao's soul fight? Suddenly, when he heard that this evil ghost had possessed Sun Xiangdong's body, Zhan Zhizhan was inevitably taken aback, feeling that something was wrong.

Qiao Eighteen nodded and said, "Yes!" The younger brother was very ashamed, I don't know when this 'Azazel Ghost King' possessed Sun Xiangdong! With the demonic power of the 'Ghost King of Azazle', he can completely devour Sun Xiangdong's soul. But why just forcibly suppress Sun Xiangdong's soul? Chen Yu, the god of daily travel, worked hard and also found out the origin of the 'Ghost King of Azazle'. This guy turned out to be not the Hell Demon King of the Foreign Sect, but an authentic Huaxia Ghost of the Green Sect! ”

Zhan Zhizhan's "Demon Appreciation True Eye" once saw the truth of the "Ghost King of Azazle", but he was just a rat-headed rat with a rat-headed mouse with a head about the size of Teacher Huang's Erha at school. However, according to the results of Chen Yu's investigation, this is not the case. The predecessor of this evil ghost was more than 1,500 years ago, people were cannibalistic, white bones were all over the field, thousands of miles without smoke, and the son of the great chief of the Huns in the era of "Five Hu Chaohua" in China. Helian Boyuan is handsome, cruel by nature, and very good at leading troops, and is a victorious general. However, those who swim well die in the water, and those who are good at fighting die in soldiers. Helian Boyuan was accidentally defeated and captured in the war with the tribe of Qiganta. The tribe threw the dying Helian Boyuan to the mass grave and left him to fend for himself. However, the mass grave has a very heavy yin atmosphere, there is no way to survive, and the resentful Helian Boyuan has endured for 7749 days, and finally becomes a "green-blooded ghost" who is neither a ghost nor a ghost, that is, a green ghost.

Zhan Zhizhan frowned secretly, why was he still muttering about "green-blooded ghosts" just now, and there was really a "green-blooded ghost"?

Zhan Zhizhan was half asleep, and he had just recalled this in a daze, when he was suddenly awakened by a burst of warm applause. Zhan Zhizhan opened his worried eyes and looked at it, it turned out that Comrade Sun Xiangdong, a "first-class heroic model", had just finished telling a paragraph of his heroic deeds. The applause was not only in the loudspeaker, almost all the students in the class were applauding desperately, applauding Comrade Sun Xiangdong's heroic deeds.

Zhan Zhizhan's "Brother Every Week" in front of the right joked: "Our 'Flower Protector King Kong' didn't know where to go to protect flowers last night. Listening to Comrade Sun Xiangdong's wonderful heroic deeds, I can actually fall asleep, I don't know what class position it is! ”

Zhan Zhizhan thought to himself, "Hehe...... This world is made up of yin and yang, full of the tangible and the invisible. The world that people can't see with the naked eye is invisible, but it is also tangible. Human beings are very wrong to think that the invisible does not exist! Even if she sat in the first row of the auditorium and watched Sun Xiangdong make a report, she would not have thought that these things in the report were indeed true, and Sun Xiangdong did them, but it was the 'green-blooded ghost' Helian Boyuan who said it and got applause! ”

is engaged in "not angry "Brother Weekly" to ridicule Zhan Zhizhan, but he doesn't want to offend "Brother Weekly". "Engaged" a serious off-topic said: "A person has great and small abilities, but as long as he has this spirit, he is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who is free from low-level interests, and a person who is beneficial to the people." Although Comrade Sun Xiangdong is just an ordinary policeman, his spirit of treating comrades as warm as spring, work as hot as summer, individualism like autumn wind sweeping away leaves, and thieves as cruel and ruthless as a harsh winter is always worth learning from. ”

The nerd-like "condom" does not know that "is doing" is doing everything possible to maintain Zhan Zhizhan, but he is very much in favor of "doing" to evaluate Comrade Sun Xiangdong's words. "Condom" nodded again and again and said, "Lao Zheng is right! Human life is limited, and we must do things that benefit the common people within our limited life. Accumulate small goodness for great goodness, good is great! This spirit of not being self-interested and benefiting others is to serve the people wholeheartedly. ”

The "vegetable market" also came to join in the fun: "Lao Bi is right! Whoever has such a spirit will be able to withstand all the tests of severe class struggle and revolutionary war, as well as the tests of all kinds of hardships and hardships. In the rain of bullets and bullets in the People's Revolutionary War, you can become Dong Cunrui, Huang Jiguang, Ismail Maimaiti, Luo Guangxie, and Mai Xiande. In front of the enemy's guillotine and tiger stool, you can become Liu Hulan and Jiang Zhuyun. At the critical juncture, you can become Xiang Xiuli, Ouyang Hai, Wang Jie, and Liu Yingjun. In the face of intense work and fatal diseases, you can become Jiao Yulu! ”