Chapter 50: Man Without Self-Knowledge, He Can Only Bring Shame on Himself (I)
It's another Sunday, and it's eight o'clock in the morning when Zhan Zhizhan wakes up. But he was reluctant to open his eyes, and closed his eyes to think that last night, the ghost friend Qiao Eighteen appeared in his dream again. Tell him that when he goes out to play during the day, he must think about bringing the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife", it will be useful! Where to go? What's the trick? Is it to hunt ghosts?
Zhan Zhizhan had just opened his eyes, and before he finished a yawn, he suddenly saw "Black Rose" lying on the side of the bed looking at him.
Zhan Zhizhan was startled and said, "Wow! Do you want to scare me to death? Why did you come in before? Why do you look at me like this? ”
"Black Rose" smiled and said, "I forgot to tell you something very important last night! ”
Zhan Zhizhan sat up and stretched and asked, "What's the matter, stealing chickens and touching dogs won't let people sleep well!" ”
Zhan Zhizhan originally thought that "Black Rose" would definitely scold him for "stealing chickens and touching dogs" in turn. Unexpectedly, "Black Rose" just blinked her eyes and said, "The six sisters in our dormitory decided to go swimming in the Songhua River, and you have to protect ......."
Zhan Zhizhan widened his eyes and asked, "You ...... Swim? You're asking me to protect the six of you swimming? ”
"Black Rose" said, "Yes! What's so scary, what's scary, what's all the fuss? You're not a 'Flower Protector', let's go enjoy it
of the beach, why don't you protect it? ”
It is really "courtesy to people must ask for something"! Zhan Zhizhan knew that he would give an explanation to these six girls on this day. But in order to maintain the reputation of "Flower Protector King Kong", Zhan Zhizhan still stubbornly said: "Then let's do it!" But I haven't eaten yet......"
"Black Rose" said angrily: "Look at you dead! Hehe...... He doesn't look like a brother at all. Ziwei and they have all bought it, including bread, salted duck eggs, and meat and red sausages. When you get to the riverside, you don't want to die! ”
"Black Rose" grabbed white like a cannon, leaving Zhan Zhizhan speechless. In the laughter of roommates such as "doing it", I had to obediently put on my clothes. Suddenly, Zhan Zhizhan remembered what his ghost friend Qiao Eighteen had said to him in his dream, when he went out to play during the day, he must bring the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife", and it "must be useful"! It turned out that they went out to play to protect all the female classmates in the dormitory of "Black Rose" and went swimming. So what is the "wonderful use" of bringing the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife"?
Zhan Zhizhan smoothly carried the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife" behind his back and walked out of the bedroom with the "Black Rose".
When I walked out of the door of the dormitory building, I saw that the five girls were already waiting outside the door. Seeing Zhan Zhizhan come out, they all greeted him with a smile, but only "Ziwei Gege" turned his head to the side embarrassedly. Zhan Zhizhan greeted Zhongmei with a hippie smile: "I'm sorry! I’m so
y! Let you be waiting for a long time! ”
Zhan Zhizhan said politely, but muttered in his stomach: "I'm sorry, it's not right!" Baba pegs come to the meeting! ”
"Cherry Mayumi" took a step forward and stretched out her hand to Zhan Zhizhan, and said with a smile: "Hey, hey...... I said, 'King Kong', why are you still sleeping? Our sisters and sons, and their lives depend on you. Hehe......"
"Cherry Mayumi" is wearing a V-neck silk shirt on her upper body today, and her deep career groove is very conspicuous. The lower body is a light tulle long skirt, which clings to her body when the breeze rises, outlining her beautiful and delicate body. When shaking hands with her, Zhan Zhizhan found that her big watery eyes had been looking at him with interest. At the end, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, the little finger gently hooked Zhan Zhizhan's palm again. Zhan Zhizhan secretly scolded in his heart: "Isn't this damn whole wave a blatant whole person? It's really a monkey diarrhea and bad intestines! I'm afraid that Lao Tzu won't go abroad? ”
"Niu Niu" said in embarrassment: "Oh...... my god! But we only borrowed two bicycles, plus only three bicycles of the 'Flower Protector King Kong', how can seven people ride? ”
When he first met "Niu Niu", Zhan Zhizhan thought that she was deliberately snorting and stinking. It was only later that she found out that she was willing to say "Oh...... My God......" phrase. This phrase has become her mantra.
Black Rose rolled her eyelids and said, "It's not easy, I'll carry you." Let Ziwei carry Keying, as for Liangying and Wenli...... Just let my third brother ride his bicycle and carry it. Who made him the 'Flower Protector King Kong', who did he not carry? ”
"Black Rose" stepped on the bicycle, waited for "Niu Niu" to sit firmly in the back seat around her waist, and then rode up and walked first. "Ziwei Gege" didn't dare to look at Zhan Zhizhan with his eyes, and beckoned "White Peony" to sit on the back seat of the bicycle, and followed "Black Rose". The rest of Zhan Zhi Zhanzheng didn't know how the two girls sit, and the smart "Cherry Mayumi" seemed to see his thoughts, "poof" smiled, and said generously: "You sit on the beam, let Wenli sit in the back seat, and I will ride to carry you." ”
The male pride in Zhan Zhizhan's heart was ignited by the gentle words of "Cherry Mayumi", and he laughed: "Haha...... If that's the case, what else do I want to do with this 'Flower Protector'? Xu Liangying still sits on the front beam, Sun Wenli sits in the back seat, and I will carry you. As long as you're not too sloppy, you're in it! ”
After speaking, Zhan Zhizhan stepped on the bicycle, held the handlebar with his right hand, and made a "please" gesture with his left hand. "Cherry Mayumi" jumped lightly on the beam, and said with a smile: "Zhan Zhizhan, you can put one hundred and twenty hearts!" My ass is thick and not afraid of it. Hehe...... It will definitely not be like Wen Li's lean and lean buttocks, and she is afraid of her ass! ”
"Lychee" may have gotten used to laughing with "Cherry Mayumi", and immediately launched a counterattack. She smiled openly: "Oops...... What do you stink, are you afraid that others won't know that you are a famous big fat ass! ”
"Isn't it bad to have a big butt? A big ass is feminine. Hee-hee...... I can't believe your boyfriend can like your lean and skinny little ass without two taels of meat! The pungency of "Cherry Mayumi" and "Black Rose" can definitely have a fight.
"Phew! Xu Liangying, you are so disgusting, my boyfriend likes you to be all meat, and the big white ass is trembling in the aisle. What do you think? When will Miss Ben introduce you, don't be discouraged when the time comes! "Lychee" also did not give in.
"Haha...... Then I'll be reluctant to do it! The two girls didn't seem to regard Zhan Zhizhan as an outsider, and they were very excited, and the more they talked, the more they made Zhan Zhizhan's heart tremble. He didn't dare to interject casually, for fear of provoking fire.
After "Lychee" and "Cherry Mayumi" laughed and got on the bicycle, Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly said: "Sit tight......"
Only then did Zhan Zhizhan push the ground hard, his legs strengthened, and he pedaled the bicycle very easily.
The seven young men soon came to the bank of the Songhua River. The sky was blue, the sun was shining, and there were few people on the beach. Zhan Zhizhan sat on the hot, golden sand, taking a bite of bread and a bite of sausage, while looking at the rolling eastward water of the Songhua River. The beautiful scenery on both sides of the river is in full view, which makes people feel refreshed. It is remote and quiet, relatively empty, and it is really a good place for young boys and girls to have trysts and play.
"Haha...... I'm done! What's going on, hurry? "Black Rose's" loud voice immediately caught Zhan Zhizhan's attention.
Zhan Zhizhan turned his head to look, and saw that "Black Rose" was the first to change into a swimsuit, stretching out his arms and kicking his legs to move his limbs, and doing pre-swimming preparations. "Ziwei Gege", "White Peony" and "Lychee" wore conservative swimsuits, which were the cotton swimsuits with "bubbles" that were common on the beach at that time, were still twisted and pinched. Looking at "Cherry Mayumi" again, Zhan Zhizhan's heart couldn't help but beat wildly. The swimsuit she wore was much more daring, and it seemed quite open at the time. She wore a thin white spandex swimsuit that was tightly wrapped around her body, almost transparent, and her skin was frosty and snowy, shining in the bright sun.
"Niu Niu" didn't have a swimsuit, and under the ridicule of Qunmei, she wanted to come over Zhan Zhizhan's hurdle vest and put it on her underwear and underwear. The six female classmates stood together, surrounded by fat swallows and thin birds, thick peaches and plums, each with its own merits, and it was dizzying to see Zhan Zhi.
"Damn, these girls are testing Lao Tzu's concentration! As everyone knows, Lao Tzu has practiced for 10,000 years and is the first sincere gentleman in the world. It's more beneficial than Liuxia, and it's longer than Guan Yun! Zhan Zhizhan was dazzled, his blood pressure increased, there was a "boom" in his ears, his mind was in chaos, and his eyes were really not enough. He swallowed the sausage in his mouth with great difficulty, explaining to himself as if he were self-deprecating.
The fast-talking and straightforward "Black Rose" said casually: "Alas, my mother, Xu Liangying, you are a little goblin who is obsessed with death. You wear such a thief to pull exposed...... Thief pulls ...... What kind of sexy swimsuit does the thief pull, don't talk about my third brother, even I want to hold you and bite twice. Didn't you deliberately tempt my third brother's 'Flower Protector King Kong' to violate the "Three Disciplines and Eight Attentions"! ”
"I'm not that dirty. You've never seen such a beautiful swimsuit, have you? This is the most popular in the world, and it was bought for me by my mother when she went abroad, and I have always been reluctant to wear it, and today is the first time I have worn it. "Cherry Mayumi" said with a blushing face and a very proud smile. Immediately, she stretched her limbs gracefully, turned around, and showed her proud figure without hesitation.
"Alas...... Not to mention, this girl's white flesh is also a capital to show off! "Niu Niu" shook her head and sighed.
"That's it! All right! Don't make a fuss! Bai Xian, your swimming skills are the best, walk with me upstream for a while, and let's swim back together, okay? "Ziwei Gege" said to "Black Rose" with a smile like a big sister.
"Zhan Zhizhan's swimming skills are much better than mine. He's the 'Flower Protector', why don't you let him swim with you? "Black Rose" is quick to speak, and can say whatever comes to mind. She asked "Ziwei Gege" very puzzled.
"Huh...... Liangying, Ke Ying, Wenli and Feiyan also have to be taken care of, can you leave them alone? Only when Zhan Zhizhan is here, can we rest assured! Is that right? Ziwei Gege laughed.
Several girls finally reached an agreement, "Black Rose" protected "Ziwei Gege" and "White Peony" to swim, "Cherry Mayumi", "Lychee" and "Niuniu", three who couldn't swim, could only be protected by Zhan Zhizhan and played in the shallow water.