Chapter 53: When the Buddha Burns Incense, the Thief Pulls Out a Gun (II)
Zhan Zhizhan likes to read and read miscellaneous books, not only immersed in Jin Yong's Uncle Jin's martial arts novel "Flying Snow Shoots White Deer in the Sky, Laughing Book Hero Leans on Bi Yuan", Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching" is also one of his favorite books. The ideological core of the Tao Te Ching is "Tao", and "Tao" is non-action, but "Tao" has laws, which restricts the operation of everything in the universe with laws, and everything follows the laws. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the five hegemons competed with each other, the seven heroes fought each other, and the wars continued year after year, and the society was in turmoil. In the face of the turbulent social situation, thinkers have put forward a major policy strategy for governing the country and securing the people. Confucianism advocates governing the country by virtue, but Taoism Lao Tzu proposes to rule by inaction. The rule of inaction not only had a profound impact on feudal society, but also played a role in the formation of Zhan Zhizhan's world view. The "inaction" here is not inaction, but inaction. Because you don't violate the objective law and follow the objective law, you can do anything, as long as you follow the "Tao" and follow the objective law.
Teacher Liu nodded again and again with great satisfaction, and said with a smile: "Very good!" There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them. Zhan Zhizhan you are my Tai Chi coach who fell from the sky, you can come to the basketball gym after dinner today and teach my students! ”
"Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Even if the hell this is tied up? Zhan Zhizhan scratched his head and said with a little embarrassment: "It's in the middle, but it's ......."
Teacher Liu smiled: "Zhan Zhizhan, I won't let you teach in vain." Let me tell Director Bai of the Department of Physical Education, how about your excellent physical education graduation results? Besides, you don't have to go every day, you can just dial a little bit every other day. ”
Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly explained: "That's not what I meant. I mean I'm a student, teaching a teacher...... This ......"
Teacher Liu laughed and said, "Okay, don't think about it so much, what's so embarrassing, you can come and play with me now!" ”
"Huh...... Middle! Zhan Zhizhan said this with a smile, and suddenly remembered the song in the revolutionary Peking Opera model play "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" in which Yang Zirong sang to the chief of staff after receiving the task. Zhan Zhizhan's heart moved, and in order to make Teacher Liu happy, he simply imitated Yang Zirong and said in a tone: "Chief of Staff......"
Teacher Liu didn't know what Zhan Zhizhan was going to do, so he was made a big red face and took a step back in fright. But I listened to Zhan Zhi Zhan singing Peking Opera with five tones and six rhythms: "Your students always obey the teacher's call and pick up heavy burdens on their shoulders!" I want to teach Tai Chi and teach the teacher to learn the happiness of all generations! Knowing that there are difficulties and dangers in teaching boxing, the more difficult and dangerous it is, the more forward it is. No matter how changeable the situation is, the wisdom of the revolution can prevail over the sky! Set up a foolish man to move mountains, can break through thousands of difficulties, a red heart is like a flame, and turn into a coach to teach Taijiquan! ”
Zhan Zhizhan's living treasure really worked, and Mr. Liu was so amused by him that he laughed with tears in his eyes. Suddenly, Zhan Zhizhan felt that Teacher Liu's laughter like a silver bell was gradually becoming eerie. He was taken aback, and hurriedly raised his head and opened the "Demon Appreciation True Eye" to look. Mr. Liu's handsome face faded away, replaced by a creepy skull.
Zhan Zhizhan was a little surprised, one of the ghosts has great blessings, such as the ghost king, the mountain god, the land, the city god, the day travel god, etc., can come out during the day. Hungry ghosts and powerful ghosts with small good fortune can also come out, but they are afraid of the sun and generally dare not come out during the day. The barren skeleton was haunting the riverside in broad daylight, and Zhan Zhizhan felt very surprised. Unexpectedly, the desolate skeleton came out to do evil in broad daylight today. What is the origin of this wild skeleton? In addition, ghosts generally pick on the upper body of the weak. But anyone who is upright, a little hot-blooded, neither humble nor arrogant, is afraid of ghosts. Teacher Liu Ruyan graduated from physical education and is in good health. Even if Liu Ruyan is not full of joy and the light above his head is not dazzling, he should hide far away when he sees a ghost. Since the barren skeleton is not afraid of the sun and dares to pick the willow like smoke on his body, there is no need to say good fortune, the only explanation is that his cultivation is not shallow!
Zhan Zhizhan was on guard, and said coldly: "Desolate skeleton, who are you an evil ghost, doing evil during the day many times!" ”
Seeing that Zhan Zhizhan recognized his true face of Lushan, the barren skeleton pushed away Teacher Liu, and said faintly: "This ghost is very principled to be a ghost!" Whether it's a ghost or an evil ghost, whatever you want! If you have kindness, you can not repay it, and if you have revenge, you will repay it! It is better to teach the old people to bear the world, and to stop teaching the people of the world to bear the old age! Alas...... Old thief, you killed the old brother, the old man just can't swallow this breath! ”
Zhan Zhizhan glanced at Teacher Liu, and saw that she was sitting on the big stone pressing the basketball hoop in a daze, and knew that she was fine. He had the heart to make fun of the barren skeleton, and asked very respectfully, "Oh...... So what do you have to do to breathe? ”
The barren skeleton, which had no expression on its face, said, "It's easy to get old and breathe...... What do you say, old thief? Yes? Old decay means to be angry! Do you understand the anger? Hey...... The old rotten steamed buns are not steamed, and they fight for breath! ”
"Look at your discoloration! No matter how angry you are, the dry bones can't grow half a tael of flesh! Zhan Zhizhan said this with a smile, and suddenly remembered what information had been recorded, desolate skeletons generally appeared in mass graves or battlefields. Many people who died in battle or died in vain could not be buried, and their souls were full of resentment, and when there was a special opportunity, the accumulated resentment would condense into a demon with bones dozens of feet high. But at the moment, this wild skeleton is not taller than himself, what is going on? Zhan Zhizhan's heart moved, and he opened his "Demon Appreciation True Eye" to look at it again. Sure enough, when the barren skeleton flickered, there were two looming bones.
"Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! It turned out to be a barren skeleton made of three skeletons! Zhan Zhizhan muttered in his heart, and couldn't help but laugh: "Desolate skeleton, it turns out that you are just a condensation of a few resentful souls of Xing Bang'er. Didn't Takiyasha Ji come to you? ”
The Arama Skeleton was stunned and said, "Who is Takiyasha?" Hum! The good don't argue, the debater is not good! It is said that the old thief of mandrill is used to talking nonsense, and it is true! Hey...... Let's talk to you! Forty years ago, the imperial warriors who died in the Pearl River banditry, Yoshikawa Fang, Yuzaburo Hachiko and Hinata Natsushige, were incarnated by the three ghosts! It was only because he could not return to his homeland that he practiced in a foreign country to prove the Great Dao! ”
"It turned out to be the little devil's ghost! The former invaders relied on the land of China to retire, and they learned a few words of "Tao Te Ching" and did not forget to do evil! Zhan Zhizhan was extremely angry in his heart, and he wanted to beat the desolate skeleton into powder immediately. He sneered and said, "Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard!" It turns out that you are not a desolate skeleton, you are the evil worker of the 'Eight Days of the King'! ”
The barren skeleton shook his head, and the bones all over his body "Gaba", "Gaba" sounded: "What the old thief said is not what a cultivator should say!" ”
Zhan Zhi Zhan laughed angrily: "Desolate skeleton, do you dare to call 'old' in front of Lao Tzu?" It's not easy to practice! Lao Tzu advises you to be alone, ignore other things, concentrate on cultivation, don't get into trouble, and have the hope of returning to your homeland! If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. Don't provoke Lao Tzu to turn his face, Lao Tzu will meet the Buddha with incense, and the thief will pull out a gun! ”
"It's useless to talk more, the old man is going to avenge his junior brother!" The desolate skeleton said that he took a step forward, and raised two white bone claws of Bai Sensen to grab Zhan Zhizhan. With this movement of the desolate skeleton, a yin wind swept up the sand on the ground and struck Zhan Zhizhan.
Zhan Zhizhan was secretly on guard, but said with a grin on his lips: "Desolate Skeleton, where is your spiritual head? Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Your two claws make the spirit head unbright, didn't your sister Mei Chaofeng teach you "Nine Yin White Bone Claw"? ”
"Who is Mei Chaofeng? What is "Nine Yin White Bone Claw"? The desolate skeleton couldn't help but be stunned, and its two claws slowed down.
Zhan Zhizhan is talking nonsense, but his hands and feet are not slow. With a mistake in both palms, he stepped on the "Nine Palace Bagua Steps", and had already avoided the front of the barren skeleton. The left palm "Dragon Claw Palm" is a strong wind and strikes the skull of the desolate skeleton.
The desolate skeleton was really good, and when his body turned, he had already avoided Zhan Zhizhan's palm. The desolate skeleton took a step back and said, "Mandrill thief is slow! What is the "Nine Yin White Bone Claw" you just said? It's not too late to fight with the old decay! ”
The words of the desolate skeleton made Zhan Zhizhan a little crying and laughing, the desolate skeleton was fighting with him with his life, but he had the leisure to ask him what "Nine Yin White Bone Claw" was. Zhan Zhizhan had the intention to play tricks on the barren skeleton with a single tendon in his brain, and said very seriously: "Good grandson, do you really want to know what "Nine Yin White Bone Claw" is? You stand firm and listen carefully! When the meridian is four right, the Qi dantian palm is pushed forward. Facing the north and facing the south to the sky, it means to follow the two palms. Intention to note that the dantian is a yang movement, and the left and right recycles the two acupuncture points ......"
The desolate skeleton was able to easily avoid his palm, and Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but secretly admire it in his heart. He was talking nonsense in his mouth, and secretly calculated: Since this desolate skeleton can avoid "Swimming Bagua Palm", you might as well try Liu Shiqing's old man Zhang Zhengkai to teach him to be fierce and abnormal, just like Uncle Jin Yong's famous martial arts "Eighteen Palms of Descending Dragon", which is majestic, fast, and extremely powerful.
Zhan Zhizhan immediately raised his eyebrows, his small eyes lit up, he shouted, and suddenly used the "Wind Thunder Thunderbolt Palm", whirring several palms, as fast as lightning, the sound was more than thunder, and viciously hit the barren skeleton that was still committing rabbit flute. The desolate skeleton was pondering Zhan Zhizhan's nonsense "Nine Yin White Bone Claw" formula, and he was unprepared for Zhan Zhizhan's "Wind Thunderbolt Palm". The desolate skeleton hurriedly parried, hurriedly showed what he had learned in his life, and fought with Zhan Zhizhan. Suddenly, the good school playground was full of sand and rocks, the sky was dark, and the sun and moon were dark.
Zhan Zhizhan's "Wind and Thunderbolt Palm" is very domineering, and there is a family heirloom "Little Grabber" in the middle, and the wild skeleton is difficult to resist. At this moment, a voice like a broken gong came: "Evil ghost and desolate skeleton, you dare to go to the place where the way of the saint is taught to do evil, what do you think of the underworld?" Wait for our family to come and capture you, and correct the law! ”
The barren skeleton turned around and looked, it turned out to be Chen Yuhe, the god of the day tour of the Chenghuang Temple in Butou, and Wenqu Sijun Men Shicheng rushed in the dust and sand. The desolate skeleton was furious and shouted, "Chen Yu! Door Shicheng! You two demon imps also dare to come against the old man, so you are not afraid that the old man will demolish your City God Temple and beat you demons and imps into the land of the Nine Secluded Places? ”
The hell is it! Chen Yu held the ghost chain in his hand, and Men Shicheng held up a ghost cinnabar pen and called the barren skeleton together. Zhan Zhizhan wanted to see what Chen Yu and Men Shicheng were capable of, and hurriedly took a step back. Unexpectedly, the desolate skeleton was tied under Zhan Zhizhan, but the work under his hands was much higher than that of Chen Yu and Men Shicheng. I saw the barren skeleton waving his arms continuously, and Zhan Zhizhan secretly shouted "not good", and it was too late to come to the rescue. A great force from Chen Yu and Men Shicheng's intuition struck, and the two ghost officials flew out like kites with broken strings.
Zhan Zhizhan was afraid that the desolate skeleton would hurt the killer, and a "thunderbolt" in "Wind Thunder Thunderbolt Palm" hit the desolate skeleton. The desolate skeleton didn't dare to make a hard connection, and the two white bone claws waved in succession, and with the fierce power of the "Thunderbolt", they floated away far away.
As he fled, the desolate skeleton shouted, "Old mandrill thief, we will have a meeting later!" ”