I don't know how many bottles of Moutai I drank, and "Sijiao" and "Red Pepper" were defeated first. Li Fengyan couldn't withstand the "wheel war" of several King Kongs, and she was drunk and spit lotus, and she was drunk.

Brother Hai saw that Li Fengyan was very drunk, and he didn't want this little girl to look foreign when they met for the first time, so he ordered the two girls to help Li Fengyan to rest in the private room. Brother Hai, Wu Youyi, and "Old Gaoli" are still old, and after drinking two glasses of wine with Zhan Zhizhan, it will be forgotten. However, "Huang Pizi", "Hao Maniac" and "Curly Hair" drank crazy, knocked Li Fengyan down and came to besiege Zhan Zhizhan again, and the reluctance was endless. "Yellow Skin" rolled his eyes. Seeing that liquor was not working, he switched to beer.

Originally, Zhan Zhizhan had no problem drinking a bottle of Moutai alone, even if he had another bottle, he could cope with it. But the worst thing is that after fifteen or six bottles of beer in the port, his stomach instantly filled, and his bladder was uncomfortably swollen as if it was about to explode. Zhan Zhizhan restrained the urge to squirt out of the fluid in his lower body, and after fighting his spirit to deal with the attack of "Curly Hair", he put down the glass of beer that had been drunk, covered his lower body and ran towards the door of the private room, and had no time to pay attention to the ridicule of the brothers and beauties behind him. Grandma's! However, the thatched building in the private room was occupied by a girl, and Zhan Zhizhan had to go to the thatched building in the hall. The thatched building that should be a few steps away is so long, Zhan Zhizhan ran in a hurry, as long as he passed this long private room corridor, and then turned left to reach the thatched building.

Zhan Zhizhan saw in a trance that at the end of the corridor, a waiter was mopping the floor with a mop, and a bucket of water was placed next to him. The extreme urge of his bladder to urinate made him run faster. Zhan Zhizhan rushed to the end of the corridor, and suddenly, a black figure flashed in front of him, and a gust of fragrant wind came to his nose, he didn't have time to stop his steps, and collided with the figure stiffly. Zhan Zhizhan subconsciously stretched out his hands to block, but before he could discern what he was holding, he had already hit a young woman who staggered backwards, and the young woman raised her feet high and flew out with her high heels. Fatally, when she fell, her head scraped right into the bucket of water used to mop the floor behind her. A bucket full of dirty water fell directly at her head, and with a "whoosh", she was drenched all over her face, her upper body was soaked, and a few strips of cloth dropped by a mop were hung on her hair.

Zhan Zhizhan had no roots under his feet after drinking, and he also fell down heavily, and his upper body was soaked by the bucket of water that fell. The sudden violent collision made Zhan Zhizhan's will no longer be able to control the strong urge to urinate, and a stream of hot urine gushed out of the urethral opening, spilling out of his pants out of control, and flowing directly onto the young woman's body.

"Little bunny! You bastard! Your mother walks with a stinky thirteen eyes and doesn't have long eyes, is she in a hurry to reincarnate? The young woman came to her senses and scolded angrily. Both hands pushed Zhan Zhizhan's hand hard, twisting his body to get up.

Zhan Zhizhan let go of the young woman in horror, and with the strongest will to control, he forced the urine that was still gushing out back into his body. Hurriedly stood up, already wet under his crotch. Zhan Zhizhan hadn't finished urinating yet, and the urge to urinate was still very strong, so he had to cover his lower body with both hands, hunch his waist, and apologize repeatedly: "I'm sorry!" I...... I really didn't mean to! ”

"You fucking mean it! You calf, why don't you crash to death! Which rotten thing is the crotch that is not clamped......" The young woman stood up and couldn't care about the sewage all over her body, and scolded angrily.

With the scolding, a foot in black stockings kicked at Zhan Zhizhan's face, coming fiercely, and the speed was quite fast. In particular, the sewage carried by that foot was like thousands of hidden weapons, sprinkled on Zhan Zhizhan's face.

After years of practicing martial arts, Zhan Zhizhan had to let go of one hand that was pressing his lower body, and quickly grabbed the foot that the young woman flew into. The silky ankle is as soft as a boneless. It's just that the young woman's posture is not elegant to the extreme. Zhan Zhizhan still pressed one hand on his lower body, and the strong urge to urinate made him clamp his legs, he was really embarrassed as much as he wanted. Zhan Zhizhan's feet clenched his lower body kept twisting and jumping back and forth, so as to resist the urge to squirt out of urine.

The young woman was grabbed by Zhan Zhizhan's ankle, and she struggled a few times before she could break free, and she couldn't help but feel embarrassed and angry, and her whole pretty face almost swelled into purple. He scolded: "You pervert! You...... You ...... Bastard! You...... You ......"

Suddenly, the young woman struggled to break free from the ankle of the stockings that Zhan Zhizhan was holding. Zhan Zhizhan was very frightened, and pushed the young woman's ankle forward, and the young woman immediately looked at herself in horror with a move in Jin Yong and Uncle Jin's "Smiling Proud Jianghu" in the martial arts move "Pingsha Falling Goose Style" invented by Linghu Chong Linghu Daxia, and sat on the floor with a heavy buttocks, and for a while there was a splash. Perhaps the young woman's tongue was too light and her scolding was too vicious, and this time she fell even more embarrassed, and her skirt was completely lifted.

"Whew......" The young woman hurt her buttocks and let out a scream like killing a pig.

Zhan Zhizhan couldn't take care of so much anymore, and rushed to the thatched building. The waiter's voice came from behind him: "Miss Youlan, slow down, stand up." You dissipate your breath, look at the water all over your body, or go wash it first. ”

"I'll fuck you! You stinky rascal! I'll tell you more! You...... You wait, I will never let you stinky rascal go! The voice of the young woman outside the thatched building gradually faded away, presumably persuaded by the waiters to leave.

At this moment, a playful laugh suddenly came from the hallway. Zhan Zhizhan's heart moved, and he secretly thought: "Obediently long dong, fried green onions in lard!" Isn't this Shichiro's movement? The mouth of the girl who was knocked down by Lao Tzu is too vicious, and her character must not be much better. That Qilang is a famous troublemaker, wouldn't it be that Qilang used the strength of the wine to punish that girl a little and catch Lao Tzu, right? ”

Zhan Zhizhan was anxious to unbutton his wet pants and pee on the urinal. Wow, as the pressure on his bladder decreased, he never seemed to be so happy, and he had been peeing for a century. The sound of urine splashing was very beautiful, and Zhan Zhizhan exhaled a long breath of relief, nothing was more important now than his peeing.

Thankfully, finally finished peeing! Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief. Looking at himself in the mirror, he was soaking wet, with a few strips of mop cloth hanging on his head, and a wet mark from the boss on the crotch of his pants, and both trouser tubes were wet. Damn, it's all going on, it's really unlucky! I almost suffocated to death with urine, I also peed my pants, fell, and was splashed with sewage all over my face. Fuck it! Even if it wasn't Shichiro playing tricks on himself in secret, it made him see the joke.

Zhan Zhizhan had just walked out of the toilet and met "Erdezi", the younger brother of "Hao Maniac". Zhan Zhizhan was so embarrassed that he couldn't wait to find a crack in the floor to get into. Seeing his embarrassment, "Erdezi" tried his best to hold back a laugh and said: "Eighth uncle, the fifth master accompanied the master, the second and fourth masters to play mahjong." Those uncles and uncles also went back to the private room to rest, and the fifth master asked me to come and see the eighth uncle, ...... Why don't you go back to the private room and wash it? Change into this outfit and I'll let them wash and iron it for you? ”

Zhan Zhizhan was naturally embarrassed to see his brothers, and it was very uncomfortable to wrap his dirty clothes around his body. So, he followed "Erdezi" to the "777" private room, and hurriedly took off his wet and smelly clothes and handed them to him.

Zhan Zhizhan was about to fall asleep in a daze, when suddenly there was a noise outside the door. Immediately afterwards, someone knocked on the door: "Eighth Uncle, I'm 'Erdezi', your old man's clothes are dry!" ”

Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly put on his yukata and walked over to open the door. "Erdezi" held Zhan Zhizhan's clothes in his hand, and came in with a thunderous sound that almost knocked over the roof. Zhan Zhizhan poked his head out to look, only to see a young woman wrapped in a man's suit with wet hair jumping to her feet and scolding in the corridor not far from the door. It was the young woman who bumped into him and was drenched like a chicken in soup by the dirty water that wiped the floor.

A fat man in his fifties stood behind the young woman and shouted: "'Hao Maniac', don't be bored if you fucking shit, Lao Tzu is here to give you fucking face." I'm your blind mother with glasses, and you have someone here who is afraid to bully our family Youlan? Who the did it, if there is a kind, get out of Lao Tzu! ”

To Zhan Zhizhan's surprise, "Hao Maniac" was completely like the two of them, he was no longer strong and domineering, just like a minion, he nodded to the old fat man again and again, and said with a flattering smile: "Team Zheng...... Zheng Brigade ...... It's all my fault, can't I admit punishment! Brigade Zheng, don't be angry, if you are angry, your body will not affect the revolutionary work! ”

"'Hao Maniac', you don't have to fuck this set, who are you fooling?" The young woman suddenly became angry at "Hao Maniac" again.

"Crazy Hao" hurriedly said: "I'll give you two thousand yuan." Miss Youlan, my aunt, just be quiet, Secretary Yue of the Commission for Discipline Inspection is also eating here. If...... What if it's Secretary Yue...... How bad it is for Zheng Brigade! ”

Originally, Zhan Zhizhan felt guilty about the young woman and wanted to step forward to apologize, but seeing her trembling with anger and gritting her teeth, Zhan Zhizhan quickly retracted his head. Fortunately, the young woman didn't see Zhan Zhizhan.

Zhan Zhizhan turned around and asked, "Erdezi": "Who the hell is so horizontal?" Why don't you even give the fifth brother face. Looking for death? ”

"Erdezi" covered his mouth with his hand, leaned into Zhan Zhizhan's ear and said, "It's the captain of the traffic police brigade." Hum! The old man led the girls of Youlan to eat and drink for nothing. ”

Zhan Zhizhan was suddenly very curious that an official as big as Secretary Yue also came here for dinner, and couldn't help but ask, "Erdezi". "Erdezi" looked around for a while, and then attached to Zhan Zhizhan's ear and said, "The fifth master scared Zheng Brigade and Youlan's sassy girls!" ”