It is said that this year is a once-in-50-year scorching heat, and it is dog days. Although the port is called "Ice City", Zhan Zhizhan is also very hot. The scorching sun is scorching, and the sun is like a hot summer, and Zhan Zhizhan's heart is also anxious as the temperature rises. There was not a cloud in the sky, the sun was blazing overhead, there was not a single wind, and all the trees stood listlessly and lazily.

As the saying goes: "There are three nines in the cold, and there are three dogs in the heat." "Volt" means to be latent. The "Fu" of the dog days means "to subdue evil spirits". That is, it refers to the summer evil in the so-called "six evils" of "wind, cold, heat, dampness, dryness, and fire". The characteristic of dog days, one word is "hot"! Two words are "thief heat"! Three words is "thief hot"!

For the entire two classes, Zhan Zhizhan spent it in a groggy state. "Bai Leba" and "Really Annoying" are so good that they mix oil in honey, and they always go to the side of "really annoying" from time to time, and the "Anthracite" who is at the same table as "really annoying" has to sit next to Zhan Zhizhan. Later, the two simply switched seats. "Anthracite" is definitely a competent life committee, in order to cool down the classroom, every time during recess, she will sweat and bring a bucket of water to wipe the floor in the classroom. Seeing that the female classmates at the same table had their classmates in their hearts, Zhan Zhizhan had to give up the recess and pinch his nose to mop the floor for the "anthracite". Alas, what is not good to call, who asked him to call it "Flower Protector King Kong".

The two classes in the afternoon were "Advanced Mathematics", and although the extremely dedicated teacher Fan was also sweating profusely, sweat soaked his light gray short-sleeved gown, but he still finished the lecture with great fun. It wasn't until Mr. Fan closed the handout that he took out his handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his face. The students did not rush to escape from the classroom screaming as usual, but sat there quietly, I don't know who took the lead, and the students applauded Teacher Fan warmly.

"The red sun is scorching like fire, and the fields and rice are half scorched. The farmer's heart is like soup boiling, and the prince and grandson shake the fan. "The scorching sun at noon is like a fire umbrella stretched high, and the sky is bright and dazzling, like a red-hot tinplate plate. The branches of the weeping willows on the roadside were motionless, the shadows of the trees shrunk into a ball, and the leaves covered with a layer of dust were wilting and curling. The asphalt pavement was also softened by the sun, and the soles of the students who hurried to the cafeteria in one direction made the sound of "creaking" and "creaking" soles sticking to the asphalt of the road. From a distance, the students are in the steam rising from the asphalt road, as if they have entered a fairyland, giving people a sense of unreality.

Although the students are not like the farmer who sees "the rice in the field is half scorched", and "the heart is like a soup", they do not have the "day mouse" Bai Sheng to take a load of wine to relieve the heat, and they do not have the leisure and elegance of "the prince and the grandson shake the fan". The classmates, like Zhan Zhizhan, have the same mind, that is, to go to the cafeteria as soon as possible and fill their stomachs. I can't care about whether it's hot or not.

Although Zhan Zhizhan bought a collar of straw mats and spread them on the bed, he still felt wet under him, and it was really uncomfortable to lie on it. However, something is better than nothing. After lunch, Zhan Zhizhan took a cold shower in the water room, feeling much more comfortable. Anyway, there was no class in the afternoon, so Zhan Zhizhan climbed into his bunk, wanting to sleep a little longer, so that his sleep could drive away the unbearable heat.

Zhan Zhizhan was on his way back to his dormitory after dinner last night when he met Feng Xingchang, the director of the Tongda Police Station. Zhan Zhizhan was originally very happy to hold Feng Xingchang's hand and talk and laugh, but what Feng Xingchang said poured a basin of cold water on Zhan Zhizhan's head. What Feng Xingchang said was that the two thugs who "bumped into the ghosts", "Nine Cakes" and "Big White Bear", were released on bail pending trial.

The reason for the arrest of "Nine Cakes" and "Big White Bear" was that the bodies of "Bai Mantou's" son and wife were found on the beach opposite the cement factory in the lower reaches of the Songhua River. Although the body was already decomposed, "Bai Mantou" identified his son and wife who had been missing for many days. After investigation, the suspects targeted "Nine Cakes" and "Big White Bear". However, why did they release the "Nine Cakes" and the "Big White Bear"? Feng Xingchang told Zhan Zhizhan about this, did he remind Zhan Zhizhan to pay attention to safety?

"The heat exposes everything, and everything cannot escape. Those who are dry want to get out of the fire, and those who are liquid want to flow the ointment. The birds hate their feathers, and the beasts hate their feathers. People are also afraid of the shackles, and the situation is to wear crowned robes. Although the vast building is cloudy, the wind does not move. I don't know how to change between the forests and springs. Flies and mosquitoes are more day and night, and the skin is sleepy and crawling. Four prelude iterations, there will be high autumn weather. Zhan Zhizhan finished chanting Mei Yaochen's "Seeking Bitterness with Cai Zhong" and fell asleep soundly.

I don't know how long I slept, Zhan Zhizhan suddenly heard the "vegetable market" call him: "Old Zhan, are you still sleeping?" Hurry up, it's all class! ”

Zhan Zhizhan opened his worried eyes in a daze, and saw that he was the only one left in the bedroom. He was afraid of being late, lest Teacher Liu not take good eyes to look at him, so he hurriedly got up and walked out of the dormitory while getting dressed. A trot towards the main building. As soon as I turned the corner of the building, I saw a person walking out of the building, staggering, different from mortals. Who's the truth? The beauty of Rusi is also!

Zhan Zhi Zhan saw that she was a fairy girl who was captivating the country and the city, and immediately like Jia Baoyu in Mr. Cao Xueqin Cao's "Dream of Red Mansions", she was so happy that the bones in her body were lighter, and she hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Sister Immortal doesn't know where she came from, where are you going now?" I don't know where this is, I hope to beg to carry it. ”

Zhan Zhizhan was thinking about how this charming fairy girl was so familiar, and the fairy girl covered her mouth and smiled: "I live above the hatred of the sky, in the sea of sorrow, but let the spring mountain send incense cave too illusory realm police fantasy fairy is also, the charm of the world, the moon debt, the woman of the world, the man who complains about the man." Because of the recent injustices, lingering here is an opportunity to visit and spread lovesickness. It is not by chance that I met you today, this is not far from my realm, there is nothing else, only a self-picked fairy tea, a pot of wine, a few people who practice magic dance and singing, and newly fill in the twelve fairy songs of "Dream of Red Mansions", try to travel with me? ”

Hearing Fairy Gu say this, Zhan Zhizhan's heart suddenly moved: "Isn't this police fairy a character in "Dream of Red Mansions"? What are you so poor? However, why does it look so much like 'crape myrtle Gege' Lin Ziwei. ”

Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but follow the police illusion fairy to a place, and saw a stone plaque with four seal characters written on it, "Too Illusory Realm", and a couplet on both sides: "When the fake is true, the truth is also false, and there is no place for inaction." Turning the archway, it is a palace gate, on the book: "The sea of evil loves the sky", there is also a couplet: "The thick earth and the high sky can sigh that the ancient and modern love is inexhaustible, and the infatuated man and woman are pitiful and the debt is difficult to repay." ”

Zhan Zhizhan thought in his heart: "Lao Tzu has been going to school for several years, but I don't know that there is such a place in the school. Is this going to be a movie? Anyway, there is a beautiful fairy to lead the way, so what's the harm in visiting? ”

Zhan Zhizhan felt in a trance that he had become Jia Baoyu, and as the police illusion fairy looked at the "Infatuation Division", "Grievance Division", "Morning Crying Division", "Night Grievance Division", "Spring Sense Division", "Autumn Sorrow Division" and "Bo Ming Division", he came to a good place where fairy flowers were fragrant with different grasses.

"Sisters, come out to greet your guests!" As soon as the police fairy finished speaking, more than a dozen fairies who were as beautiful as spring flowers and beautiful as the autumn moon came out of the room. The strange thing is that these fairies are very similar to the girls that Zhan Zhizhan is familiar with, but they pretend not to know him.

After the fairies saw Zhan Zhizhan, they covered their mouths and laughed together. A fairy who resembled a "black rose" sneered: "We thought it was a distinguished guest, why did you bring this hungry ghost in color?" ”

Zhan Zhizhan was unhappy in his heart, and he held his head up and was silent, without the slightest feeling that Jia Baoyu was ashamed of himself. The police fairy hurriedly took his hand and said, "You don't know, I have a one-night husband and wife fate with the 'Flower Protector King Kong', and after the fate is over, yin and yang will be separated. ”

Unconsciously, the fairies gradually disappeared, Zhan Zhizhan no longer entangled the unreasonableness of those fairies, and followed the police fairy to an antique boudoir embroidery pavilion. What surprised him even more was that there was a girl in it, her charm and charm were like "white peony", and her bright eyes seemed to be "cherry Mayumi". Zhan Zhizhan was suspicious, and the police fairy said: "How many frivolous prodigals in the world hide their true nature with lust and not lewdness, and you I love are the first lewd person in the world. ”

Zhan Zhizhan was so embarrassed that his face turned red, and he hurriedly quibbled: "Sister Immortal is bad." I'm not Jia Baoyu, but I also have food and sex. 'I was born in the land of saints, I have been knowledgeable since I was a child, and I have never forced any girl, I don't know what the word 'lewdness' is? ”

The police fairy smiled, like a yellow warbler out of the valley and said, "Definitely! What I mean by 'kinky' is different from what you understand. For example, many men hate to hold all the beautiful women in the world in their arms, and forget about these women afterwards, these stupid things are all obscene and obscene. You're different, you're infatuated with all the women you like......"

Hearing this, looking at the police fairy with flowing eyes, Zhan Zhizhan thought in his heart: "Good luck Longdedong, fried green onions in lard." Let the fairy sister say this, wouldn't I become Duan Yu, one of the heroes in Uncle Jin Yong's "Dragon Babu", and his father, Duan Zhengchun, the king of Dali Zhennan. However, Duan Zhengchun's genes are not good, and the probability of having a kid is too low. Gan Baobao, Qin Hongmian, Mrs. Wang, and Ruan Xingzhu were all daughters. Only Mrs. Ma gave birth to a little boy for him, and he was strangled to death by Mrs. Ma. He is his father's only son, if he also gave birth to a bunch of daughters like Duan Zhengchun, how can he continue to burn the incense of the Zhan family. ”

A fairy is a fairy, and her Taoism is naturally much higher than that of an ordinary man like Zhan Zhizhan. It seems to be taller than the "Great Demon Mandrill". The police illusion fairy seemed to see what Zhan Zhizhan was thinking, and "giggled" and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry! Actually, you have the life of two sons, although they were not born to my sister Maotou, but they are also your blood and bones. Don't mess with me, listen to me. ”

Zhan Zhizhan suddenly woke up and understood that in front of the fairy, he must not think nonsense, the fairy knows the past and the future, and has insight into a person's mental activities. So, Zhan Zhizhan gave a deep salute to the police fairy and said very ashamedly: "Please forgive the fairy sister, the kid is an ordinary man, I don't know the boundless magic of the fairy sister, I am willing to sincerely listen to the teachings of the fairy sister." ”

The police fairy nodded and said, "You are lustful but not lewd, your temperament is talented, I call it 'lewdness'." The word 'lewdness' doesn't matter what you want, and there is no perfect person in the world. The word 'obscenity' can only be understood by the heart but not spoken, but it can be supernatural but not spoken. At the behest of the Jade Emperor, I will teach you the method of "Inner Dan Yin and Yang Double Cultivation" today, hoping that you will become an immortal and attain the Tao as soon as possible. After you learn the method of "Neidan Yin and Yang Double Cultivation", Yue Lao will marry my sister named 'Maotou' to you as a wife, I hope you don't miss the happy marriage. ”