Zhan Zhizhan was in a particularly good mood, and rode his bicycle along the eighteenth street directly to the riverside, he wanted to go to the riverside to blow the river breeze. When passing through Zhulin Lane, Zhan Zhizhan bought a sack of gold ingots and two sacks of silver ingots in a shroud shop, which he was going to find a place along the river to incinerate and send to his ghost friend Qiao 18 to be entangled on the distribution road.

Zhan Zhizhan hurried to the school in a hurry, but he didn't expect something to happen to his dormitory. "Troublemaker" senior brother Huang Jun is in trouble again! This time I messed with stubble. This stubble that Huang Jun shouldn't mess with is also a native of Butou, and it is even more coincidental that his family lives in Nangang, which is across the railway from the school. This classmate couldn't swallow the breath of being bullied, so he went home and called a few Di Laizi to come to the school to find Huang Jun to take revenge. Huang Jun was very slippery, he was already at a loss, and when he saw this kind of formation, he had already been hiding and didn't know where to go.

However, Huang Jun couldn't hide from the monk and couldn't hide from the temple, and the few gangsters brought by that classmate were not fuel-efficient lamps. After they swaggered to find the bedroom where Huang Jun lived, that is, the 223 bedroom where Zhan Zhizhan lived, they picked up a basin of foot washing water that Huang Jun had not poured out last night, and poured it all on Huang Jun's bed.

Fortunately, Huang Jun's bunk is Lao Miao's lower bunk, if the bunk of the two is changed, Lao Miao will not have to sleep tonight.

A few thugs were still angry, and then smashed Huang Jun's bed. Huang Jun's squad leader Miao happened to be in the dormitory "behind closed doors", and when he saw a few thugs about to smash the bed, it would inevitably affect him, and at this time, no matter how scared he was, he couldn't be indifferent. Lao Miao hurriedly stood up and stopped: "You guys have something to talk about, and you ...... ruined."

It has become natural for these thugs to extort money and bully the local market, run rampant in the villages, prey on the common people, and do whatever they want and do all kinds of evil. Naturally ignore the fact that universities are a temple of knowledge and a cradle of education, not a place for violence and arson.

Where can a gangster look up to Lao Miao, a college student who looks like a bad old man with Kashgar eyes? A backhand slap knocked Lao Miao to a stumbling stumbling block. Lao Miao covered his face and scolded angrily: "You...... How do you hit someone? ”

"Oops, wow! You old deflated calf still dare to talk back? Hit you? Hit you! Hit you lightly! The little thug said, taking a step forward, raising his hand to fight.

At this moment, Zhan Zhizhan returned to the bedroom, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but thunder and shouted: "Stop Lao Tzu!" ”

Another thug turned around and looked Zhan Zhizhan up and down, and Niu coaxed over to Zhan Zhizhan, and teased flirtatiously: "Oops, wow!" Who the fuck clicks the crotch and doesn't clamp it, why did you come out of such a stupid thirteen! Are you stupid watching "Shaolin Temple", thinking that you are Jet Li? ”

Zhan Zhizhan knew that there would be a vicious fight next, and the pots and pans in the bedroom would inevitably suffer from the pond fish. He hurriedly opened his "Demon Appreciation True Eyes" and looked, only to see that a few gangsters were all beings of the Six Realms in their previous lives, and they were all ordinary people now, and there were no evil ghosts possessed by them. Zhan Zhizhan was worried that he would shoot too hard, and if he accidentally killed two people, he couldn't help but hesitate. However, Zhan Zhizhan can't care so much, if he lets a few gangsters act recklessly in his bedroom, won't his reputation as a "Northern Hero" be damaged?

Zhan Zhizhan handed the military satchel on his shoulder to "It's really annoying" standing next to the door, ready to beat these little gangsters who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth to reduce their losses in one fell swoop. By the way, verify the "combination of rigidity and softness, unpredictable and unpredictable" that Mr. Liu just taught him; Fast and slow, steady is precious".

At this moment, the little thug who slapped Lao Miao turned around. This little gangster seemed to know Zhan Zhizhan, and he grabbed the little gangster who was about to do something with Zhan Zhizhan and said, "Oh, mom! Isn't this starling 'Northern Hero'? Why are you all here? ”

The little gangster who was about to use force with Zhan Zhizhan was also taken aback, looked Zhan Zhizhan up and down, and said stumblingly: "You...... You...... Are you a 'North Hero'? ”

"Condom" snatched the words and said coldly: "You are right, he is 'Beixia'!" He is the 'Northern Hero' who has lived in this room for several years to help the poor on the rivers and lakes, to fight chivalrous and righteous, to fight unevenly, and to be praised by everyone! ”

Zhan Zhizhan was inevitably a little proud of his fame for not knowing when, and he was also deeply impressed with the praise of "condoms". He said with an expressionless sneer, "Hehe...... I don't change my name or surname, I am the 'Northern Hero' who my friends in the society give face! Why do you owe the north and south of Erdeng, and dare to raise the two righteous ones without giving face? I didn't even wipe the prickly stings clean, so I drank and ran to my bedroom to beat people? It is necessary to know that the human body is rare, and we must cherish the short-term blessings in the world. All the fucking live twisted crooked? Do you have to make Lao Tzu unhappy, beat you back to your original form one by one, and turn into cats and dogs to suffer? ”

"Misunderstanding! Misunderstand! Misunderstand! The little gangster can bend and stretch, and slapped himself hard with a "snap", and smiled at Zhan Zhizhan after arching his hand again and again: "I'm really fucking blind, I don't know that starlings live here." If I knew that the starling lived here, I wouldn't dare to come if I was killed. The brother is called Qi Ming, and the starling just calls me 'Xiao Ming'. Nangang Hu Zhankui is our eldest brother, please forgive us for the sake of our dead eldest brother......"

"It turns out that you are the people of 'Hu Chuankui'......" Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help frowning. Although he didn't have a good impression of "Hu Chuankui", "Hu Chuankui" was killed by "bumping into a ghost". The fact that "bumping into a ghost" is his enemy has spread widely, and everyone on the earth knows about it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Zhan Zhizhan was unwilling to help "Bump into the ghost" to clear the remnants of "Hu Chuankui", so his tone softened. Zhan Zhizhan nodded and said, "Medium! For the sake of your dead eldest brother, Lao Tzu will spare you, but according to the rules of the Tao, you have to give me an explanation, right? ”

Seeing that Zhan Zhizhan's attitude had eased, Qi Ming secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Brother Starling, you allow Xiao Ming to report the cause and effect to your old man, what if Xiao Ming is willing to admit the punishment and admit the punishment?" ”

Seeing that Zhan Zhizhan nodded in agreement, Qi Ming told Huang Jun how to buy food and stuff people, how he burned people with cigarette butts, and how he beat people unreasonably. As soon as he heard that it was Huang Jun's unreasonable trouble, Zhan Zhizhan was even more reluctant to care. Zhan Zhizhan turned his head and asked, "It's really annoying" and said, "Is what he said true?" ”

"A good man protects three villages, a good dog protects three neighbors, and a good cat town protects three houses." "I really hate it" put a green "green hat" on Zhan Zhizhan, although Zhan Zhizhan is generous, he also has a grudge against him. Although his character is not flattering, his life creed is still commendable, and it can be regarded as a good man. "It's annoying," he replied, "he's not blind." But ......"

It is a pro-triangular direction, and those who have the ability to cover those who are not able to do it, among the people, it is a matter of course. After all, Huang Jun is his roommate in the dormitory, and the "but" sentence of "really annoying" must be to find a reason to relieve Huang Jun. It stands to reason that a "good man" should be a good person among good people. Even if a person is in a high position or a rich party, he may not be a "hero" as praised. A person who bullies the weak and runs rampant in the township is a "bully", not a "hero". Most of the "heroes of the green forest" are robbers who rob homes and houses, seek money and kill people, and they are not really "heroes". "Good men" don't have to be strong, tall and mighty, and showing off their muscles is the thing for bodybuilders. A weak person who "shoulders morality with iron shoulders and writes articles with skillful hands" may also be a "good man" with iron bones. As for "a good dog protects three neighbors", it means that a good dog can take care of three families from thieves. And "Good Cat Town Miyake" means that a good cat can ensure that three households are protected from the scourge of rats.

Zhan Zhizhan didn't want to listen to the "I really annoy" rambling, it was really not worth it if he caused unnecessary trouble. He ignored "It's really annoying", and said to Qi Ming expressionlessly: "Since it's my classmate's fault, forget about this matter!" But you just hit your Uncle Miao with the hands of the five horses and spears, he is innocent......"

"I pay! I pay! I pay! Qi Ming nodded to Zhan Zhizhan again and again, turned out five "Great Unity" on his body, held them with respectful hands, sent them to Lao Miao, and said with a forced smile: "Uncle, just now it was the eldest nephew who was like owing Erdeng, and he was stunned and beat the uncle." Uncle, you are a college student, literate and hyphenated, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, adults don't remember villains, leave a line in everything, and see you in the future! The eldest nephew has this little heart, please accept it no matter what, it can be regarded as the eldest nephew to apologize to the uncle! ”

"This Qi Ming is quite capable of whistle, but he is a material for singing two people!" Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart, what this bastard said was not unreasonable. Zeng Guofan once said: "There is room for not saying anything, there is no way to do things, and there is no afterglow for love." ”

Zeng Guofan said: "To be a man and do things, you can't try to be quick for a while. Only by basing ourselves on the long-term life can we open the road in the mountains, build bridges in the rivers, and everything will go smoothly. ”

"You don't have to say everything to know people, and if you say everything, you have no friends; Blame people don't have to be harsh, and if they are harsh, they will be far away. This is what is said in the "Five Laws of Treating People". If you don't know the difficulties of others, don't persuade others to be kind; If you don't know the hardships of others, don't persuade others to be generous. As the saying goes, leave three points on your lips. People with high emotional intelligence will not only pay attention to ways and means when speaking, but also know how to stop in moderation. Many things, up to the point, tend to be more productive. As the saying goes, fast horses don't need to be whipped urgently, and drums don't need to be hammered. Someone who is truly receptive to your advice, a few words is enough.

Lao Miao was laughed all over Qi Ming's face, the left sentence "uncle", and the right sentence "uncle" was very embarrassed, whether he took the money or not, he didn't take it. When Lao Miao was at a loss for what to do, a classmate outside the door who was watching the excitement laughed and said, "Congratulations on making a fortune, Lao Miao, you got fifty yuan for a mouthful." Ha ha...... My monthly stipend is only ten dollars, if you don't want me, you can go in and grab it! ”

Qi Ming didn't dare to delay more, although Zhan Zhizhan paid attention to the "morality" of the Tao and let them go, but he was afraid that the onlookers would not let go. The students have the support of "Beixia", and their immediate losses are decided. Qi Ming gently put the "Great Unity" into Lao Miao's arms, lowered his head, and led a few gangsters to sneak out of the door amid the laughter of the lively classmates.