Seeing that Yang Longyou had gone away, Li Xiaojun returned to the master and said tirelessly, "Master, there are no outsiders now, you can say it, right?" You must have seen it just now, I am not that Li Xiangjun, I am Li Xiaojun, from the next generation, do you have a way to let me go back. I don't want to stay here for a minute, I want to go home, I have to go home, I have a lot of customers waiting for me, I drink porridge here every day, I don't even have air conditioning, I really don't want to stay for a minute. ”

Yuan Benying's eyebrows moved, although he still didn't speak, but there were many doubts in his heart, and he said that the "customer" in your mouth is a guest? What does "one minute" mean, and what is "air conditioning"?

Li Xiaojun didn't pay attention to his half-squinted eyes, and said to himself, "Master Yang said that your magic power is boundless, I think you must have a way for me to wear it back, right?" It's so backward here, I'm really not used to it, even if I go back and continue to farm and pick up garbage and sell it! ”

"You must have seen Li Xiangjun's soul just now, didn't you? Invite her back, send me back, I don't take advantage of her, I just want to go back to the original world! ”

She crackled and said a lot, this bull-nosed old way just doesn't speak, like a wood carving. Li Xiaojun played the piano to Niu for a long time, and his tone was not so friendly, and when he saw that he was still there, he shouted, "Hey, don't you think you have little money, let me tell you, if you can let me wear it back, I will give you the entire Meixianglou, it's okay!" ”

Yuan Benying's face twitched, and then she continued to be silent, this time it is estimated that the silence is a diamond.

"Ah, no, this Mei Xianglou was not mine in the first place!" Li Xiaojun suddenly remembered that he was just an outsider, and corrected, "Ah, no, no! I'll send you something else! ”

Li Xiaojun groped up and down for a long time, and found that nothing belonged to him, so he had to say embarrassedly, "Ah...... This one...... I didn't bring anything here, so you can help! I...... I'll be with you ......"

Li Xiaojun was about to say that if you send me back, I will sleep with you, but when he thought that this body was not his own, he had to stop his mouth and said softly, "Master, master, dear master!" ”

Li Xiaojun screamed a few times, and almost woke up with love, but the master ignored her as if he had already wandered away.

Li Xiaojun exhausted all his tricks, but still didn't get a response, so he had to sit on the bench where Yang Longyou was sitting just now, and reproached angrily, "Cough, you bull-nosed old man is really angry with me!" ”

Li Xiaojun looked up at the entire Meixiang Building, and then deliberately sighed, "Alas, the original ancient building, it's a pity!" As soon as the Qing army came, they all turned to ashes. ”

After that, he opened his mouth and sang, "Ah, I saw him rise up a tall building, I saw him feast guests, I saw his building collapse......"

Li Xiaojun let off a depth charge, Yuan Benying finally couldn't calm down, suddenly opened his eyes, and asked sharply, "What did you say?" As soon as the Qing army came, it was reduced to ashes? What did he see when his building collapsed? ”

Oops, no, it's leaking.

Li Xiaojun hurriedly covered his mouth, and said with a smile, "It's nothing, it's nothing, you continue to dance your fingers, it has nothing to do with you." ”

"What did you just say?" The master didn't care about her ridicule at all, and asked in a trembling voice, "You said the Qing army would come over?" What about Da Ming, where did he go? ”

Li Xiaojun was also a little angry when he was snubbed for a long time, and seeing his anxious appearance, he deliberately quipped, "Yo...... Isn't the master a monk? Being outside the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, what do you care about these things! ”

Yuan Benying was so stunned that she rolled her eyes, but just now Li Xiaojun's preface really provided him with a lot of information, so he didn't care, but looked at her carefully, "Are you really not Li Xiangjun anymore?" ”

Li Xiaojun was swept around by his squinting eyes, and his brows instantly furrowed, "Hey, Master Yuan, it's rude for you to look at girls like this!" ”

After being angry, he deliberately twisted his waist, and a pair of electric eyes suddenly became full of firepower, "The slave family will be embarrassed." ”

Yuan Benying didn't care about her head-scratching posture, there was only infinite confusion in her eyes, her attack was like touching a super invincible insulator, it had no effect at all.

"No wonder...... No wonder. Yuan Benying said to herself, "As soon as Lao Dao came in, he felt that this place was weird, so it was, so it was!" ”

Li Xiaojun asked inexplicably, "Hey, dear master, what are you talking about, what is the way it is, do you have a way for me to wear it back!" ”

Although Yuan Benying didn't know what she meant by wearing it back, she could roughly know that she wanted to return to the original world, and as for those strange words, he didn't hear them.

"If you come, you will be safe!"

After sitting for a long time, the master finally said something useful.

"You ......" Li Xiaojun waited for a long time before coming to such a sentence, and couldn't help but get angry again, "As the saying goes, saving one life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, not to mention two lives, you have high mana, but you deliberately don't help, what kind of monk is it?" You're not going to be a liar, are you? ”

The master said lightly, "The old Dao is a person in the Dao Sect!" ”

"Ahh I said the wrong thing! Li Xiaojun defended, "Anyway, that's what it means!" ”

The master was stunned, and repeated the previous question, "When will the Qing army come?" Could it be that Daming is going to die? ”

"I don't know!" Li Xiaojun said angrily, "Aren't you powerful and powerful?" Count yourself! ”

Yuan Benying's self-cultivation at this time was very good, and she was not angry when she was robbed by Li Xiaojun, and closed her eyes again.

Li Xiaojun saw that he was going to pretend to be a turtle again, and said angrily, "You don't do anything here, let's leave quickly, I won't take care of food, and I won't give money!" ”

"It's not time yet!" Yuan Benying didn't think it was angry, "This doesn't need to be asked by the girl, Master Yang has already rewarded the old way." ”

Li Xiaojun was speechless, wanted to turn around and leave, but couldn't suppress the curiosity in his heart, so he sat down on the bench where Yang Longyou sat again, and said in his heart, old lady, what the hell are you doing!

After sitting for a while, a dark cloud slowly drifted in from the west, and the sky gradually darkened, and it looked like a thunderstorm was about to come.

Li Xiaojun looked up at the sky where the mountain rain was about to come, and reminded him, "Oh, it's going to rain, Master, your Dharma platform is going to be wet." ”

Yuan Benying didn't speak, just like her, she looked up at the dark sky in the distance, as if she was waiting for someone.

A gust of wind came from afar, causing the trees in the distance to bend over, and the window paper of Meixianglou's dilapidated window made a rattle as if someone was crying.

"Li Xiangjun's soul won't be in that dark cloud, right?" Li Xiaojun's body was covered with incense ash, looking at the clouds that were getting closer and closer, he suddenly had a feeling that the water was flooding the golden mountain, "I'll go, Mom, it won't really come, right?" ”

She was so frightened that her legs were weak, and she got up and was about to run to the inner courtyard, but she didn't have any strength in her body, so she had to ask Yuan Benying for help, "Master, hurry up and cast spells, I'm afraid!" ”

Her pleas for help were unsurprisingly ignored.

Another gust of wind hit, Yuan Benying raised his eyelids stained with incense ash, looked up at the sky, recited a few incantations loudly to the sky, and finally shouted, "The bridge returns to the bridge and the road returns, since you have returned to the body, why don't you return to the underworld as soon as possible and be reincarnated as soon as possible!" ”

"I'll go, what do you mean?" Although Li Xiaojun didn't understand a single spell, he still understood the last few words, and couldn't help asking, "Are you going to drive her away?" ”

Yuan Benying turned a deaf ear, but suddenly stood up, took the dust dipped in a little incense ash and drew a talisman in the air, chanting a spell while drawing, and finally jumped onto the Dharma platform, picked up the peach wood sword on the offering table and continued to chant the mantra and draw the talisman.

"Oh my mom, it's scary, what is this for!" Li Xiaojun sat on the ground with her buttocks, and the urge to urinate was also surging, she had read supernatural novels in her previous life, although she thought she was already immune, but she still felt shudder when she experienced it alive today.

The raindrops of beans smashed down angrily, and the speed of the master's sword dance became faster and faster, and the sound of chanting mantras became louder and louder, and finally he even swung his sword and picked up an incense burner and threw it in the northeast direction, and then threw it to the east, southeast, and south in turn, until the eight incense burners placed on the offering table were thrown out separately, and then he returned to the straw mat in the rain to continue meditating.

"Hey, Master!" The cold raindrops hit his body, Li Xiaojun finally came back to his senses, looked at Yuan Benying, who had resettled, and said puzzledly, "Master, are you exorcizing ghosts?" ”

Niang Xipi, didn't the old lady ask you to summon the spirit, why did you leave yourself as a wild ghost and drive away the soul of Li Xiangjun, stinky Taoist, you are too unprofessional, right?

She got up from the ground, patted the dust off her body, and came to him and asked, "Didn't I ask you to summon spirits?" How did you drive people away, you are like this, what should I do? I'm going back! ”

"If you come, you will be safe!" The master let the beads of sweat fall into his robe, and still spit out these words unhurriedly, and then stopped speaking.

"You're a bastard!" Li Xiaojun was furious, "Even if you don't help, you can't harm me, right?" I'm a modern person, I don't belong to your ancient society, I want to go back, I still have to meet my big brother? ”

Yuan Benying looked confused, "Who is the big brother on the list?" ”

Li Xiaojun scolded for a long time, and was silent, so he had to stomp his foot and make a concluding speech, "You get out of here, my mother won't play with you anymore!" ”

Li Xiaojun raised his leg to leave, but Yuan Benying spoke again, "Miss Li, when will the Qing army come over?" ”

"Ah, why are you still thinking about this?" After fighting with him for a long time, it was going on at his pace, and he didn't take the initiative at all, Li Xiaojun's mood was extremely depressed, and he said impatiently, "Why should I tell you?" ”

After saying that, he really raised his legs and left.