Zhan Zhizhan sighed, and suddenly remembered Zhuang Jianhong's sincere words: "Brother Zhan...... Xiaohong can live with you for a lifetime, but she can't die together. However, no matter which of us dies first, I want to talk to Brother Zhan about the pipe, so that our sons and girls must mix our ashes together, and then mix and mix, that is, Brother Zhan just said, 'You are among my clay figures, and I am among your clay figures, and they can no longer be separated.' And then ...... Then put our ashes into two bags and put them side by side in an urn. Hehe...... Little Red ...... Xiaohong wants to be husband and wife with Brother Zhan Shishi, and they will never be separated, and no one can separate the two of us. ”

Zhuang Jianhong's words were caused by her anger, and she missed hitting Zhan Zhizhan with a big neck, and when she regretted it very much, she rubbed her little hands uneasily, and said to Zhan Zhizhan in a greasy voice: "Brother Zhan...... I'm never going to hit you again. But...... But I became ...... became your wife, and you are not happy and want to fight...... If you want to hit me, you can hit me, and I will not tell my brother. ”

Zhan Zhizhan asked Zhuang Jianhong strangely why. Zhuang Jianhong stared at Zhan Zhizhan's eyes affectionately, and said with infinite tenderness for a while: "Also...... Not for anything. Anyway, I am a member of your old war family in life, and I am a ghost of your old war family in death. You...... You hit me, it means that you are pretending to be me in your heart, my face is angry, and my heart is happy. If...... If you ignore me, I'll ...... I'm going to die......"

Anyway, Zhuang Jianhong, the girl who is a tyrant in the world, is usually as proud as a princess, no matter who sees her, she can only look up. Now, Zhuang Jianhong disregarded the girl's reserve, and said such affectionate words to Zhan Zhizhan, which shows that Zhuang Jianhong has a deep love for Zhan Zhizhan. Zhan Zhizhan was in a stirring mood, staring at Zhuang Jianhong's beautiful eyes emotionally, and chanted "You Nong Ci" by Yuan Da Lyricist Guan Sheng: "You and I are nong, and there are many feelings; There are many places, hot as fire; Take a piece of clay, twist one of you, shape one of me, break the two of us together, and mix it with water; Twist another you, and shape another me. I have you in the mud, and you have me in the mud; I was born with you and died in the same coffin. ”

Zhuang Jianhong laughed coquettishly and said, "What's thick or not, there is gold in the mud, what is the pot?" ”

Zhan Zhizhan explained with a smile: "This is a poem written by the great poet Guan Sheng of the Yuan Dynasty, which means that you have me in your heart, and I also have you in my heart." The two of us are deeply affectionate, as warm as a flame. The two of us are like two people who knead a piece of mud, and then break the two of us together, use water and make new mud, pinch one of you, and then pinch one of me. In this way, there is you in my clay figures, and there are also me in your clay figures, and they can no longer be separated. As long as we are alive, we will sleep in a quilt, and when we die, we will be in a coffin. ”

"Brother Zhan......" Zhuang Jianhong couldn't help but be stupid, his chest rose and fell violently, two lines of hot tears flowed down his cheeks, and a pair of charming eyes looked at Zhan Zhizhan stupidly, and then he said the oath of never parting from each other.

Thinking of this, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Is there really an afterlife?" I will love you again, I will cherish you well. Xiaohong, I want to be deeply relieved all the time, but I am really tired, I will say a few words to you in this way, my soul will feel better, you are willing to hear the yin and yang? ”

Suddenly, the door creaked open, and an iron tower-like figure walked in. Because it was backlight, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't see the face of the person who came. But judging from the body type, it must be the "big white bear" who "bumped into the ghost" and "Jiu Cake" and "Jiao Jiao".

"Oops, wow! Starling, you're awake! It's noon, let's eat something at Mayo'er. I'm so busy chattering that I didn't even pour out the effort to accompany the starling, starling, don't be angry! Hehe......" The "big white bear" said angrily.

"Hmph...... Don't talk to us! Do you still know how to call starling? You fell into the well, tied Lao Tzu like that meat dumpling, stuffed it in this broken warehouse and suffered, and what are you saying about New Year's greetings? Ma Yuer Lisuo untied Lao Tzu, and drank some water all the time, but I didn't see the starling's throat smoking, and he was going to die of thirst! Zhan Zhizhan said in a hoarse voice.

The "big white bear" didn't think it was a pestle, put the lunch box and military kettle in his hand on the box, and said with a smile: "Hehe...... I know that the starling is thirsty, no, I stole Brother Hong's jasmine tea that someone else gave him to make you a pot of stealthy jasmine tea, and I secretly brought it to you. Come, starling, I'll untie the rope for you, you drink some tea to moisten your throat first......"

As he spoke, the "Big White Bear" walked behind Zhan Zhizhan and untied the rope for him. Zhan Zhizhan said coldly: "Hehe...... what about 'bumping into ghosts'?" Why didn't this deflated calf dare to come to see Lao Tzu? ”

"Big White Bear" said while untying Zhan Zhizhan: "Oh, mom...... Why are you still thinking about Brother Hong? Brother Hong can't wait to dismantle you at the moment, catch and scold whom. Who can't look at the height of their eyebrows and look for scolding? Alas...... That is, the brother respects your starling brother as a stick, and he came to see you secretly, and if he didn't catch up with Ming'er, he had to be beaten! ”

There was a trace of warmth in Zhan Zhizhan's heart, although there was still breath in his heart, his tone had eased a lot. Zhan Zhizhan asked a little strangely: "Don't you scare Lao Tzu into being missed?" Why is the good-eyed old man 'bumping into ghosts' again......"

Speaking of this, Zhan Zhizhan suddenly woke up. Last night, the subordinate of "Bumping into the ghost" let himself taste a stick stew and caught it in this warehouse, and the "bumping ghost" must have regarded himself as a flower thief "blood butterfly". Zhan Zhizhan snorted, moved his arms for a while, grabbed the kettle on the box, drank half of the pot in one go, wiped his mouth and said, "Hmm...... This jasmine tea is really good! 'Big White Bear', Lao Tzu respects Xiaohong as a fairy, you don't know, how can you do such a thing that lacks morality? ”

"Big White Bear" sat opposite Zhan Zhizhan, nodded again and again, and said, "That's it!" No matter what others do, I don't believe it anyway! ”

"I didn't expect that there was a confidant of Lao Tzu under the 'bumping into the ghost'!" Zhan Zhizhan smiled and said this, and suddenly a smell of meat wafted into his nose. Zhan Zhizhan snorted, and then said, "Huh? What's in your lunch box, why is it so fragrant? ”

As he spoke, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't wait to reach out and take the lunch box and open the lid. Wow, it's actually a full lunch box and steaming, with three layers of red stewed pork. Zhan Zhizhan's stomach suddenly roared, where can he care about any gentleman or not, and no matter how much mud there is in his other hand, he reached into the lunch box and grabbed two pieces, and stuffed them into his mouth. "Big White Bear" didn't joke that Zhan Zhizhan was indecent, and took out a bottle of "Yuquan Erlu" like magic, shook it in front of him, and said with a smile: "I think that Starling is a bright person, and he must love to eat meat." This is the famous old Zhao family's 'altar meat' on Daowai North Liudao Street, and we also opened a restaurant in our place. I gave him five cents and filled me with a lunch box full of Dengdeng, which was floating and floating. Hehe...... Come to the bar! ”

Zhan Zhizhan put down the lunch box, wiped the oil from the corner of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Hmm...... A big bowl of wine and a large piece of meat to fit Lao Tzu's spleen and stomach! ”

As he spoke, Zhan Zhizhan took the "Yuquan Erlu" in the hand of the "Big White Bear", bit the cap of the bottle with his teeth, and drank a third of the "Goo Dong" and "Goo Dong" in one go. In fact, Zhan Zhizhan really wanted to kill this bottle of "Yuquan Erlu" in one go. However, this "Yuquan Erlu" is said to be "fragrant, refreshing and sweet, and has a long aftertaste", after all, it is a 55-degree spirit, if it is dried up in one go, it will be difficult for Zhan Zhizhan to use his amount of wine. Zhan Zhizhan sent half a bottle of "Yuquan Erlu" to the "Big White Bear" and said, "If you don't dislike Lao Tzu's bad mouth, take a sip!" ”

"Good! Judging from the character of the wine, starling, you are really urine! Except for Brother Hong, my most obedient person is your starling! The "Big White Bear" gave a thumbs up to Zhan Zhizhan, took the "Yuquan Erlu", raised his neck, and took a big sip.

"Oops, wow! It's spicy! The "Big White Bear" didn't seem accustomed to drinking so much wine in one go, he grinned, took out a handle, inserted it into a piece of "altar meat" in the lunch box, and poured the handle of the knife to Zhan Zhizhan.

Seeing Zhan Zhizhan put the meat in his mouth and chewed, the "Big White Bear" smiled as if he was self-deprecating: "Starling, I, 'Big White Bear', am just a guest to you. It's not a betrayal of Brother Hong, and he wants to leave himself a back road for some dick hair! ”

Zhan Zhizhan swallowed the meat into his stomach and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu believes in your character!" However, if Lao Tzu encounters you dancing and chirping again, the designated photo is correct! Hehe...... When the time comes, don't complain about my black hands. When we're tired, let's drink and eat meat again! ”

After that, Zhan Zhizhan inserted a piece of "altar meat" with a sticker, and gave it to the "big white bear". The "Big White Bear" stared at Zhan Zhizhan for a moment, took the pickle, swallowed the meat in one bite, and looked at Zhan Zhizhan and laughed. After opening the second bottle of "Yuquan Erlu", the "Big White Bear" said: "Starling, brother asks about something, don't think about brother being dumb, I don't have so many crooked intestines." ”

"This 'big white bear' is tall and has a big brain, but it's not stupid! Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! He's not going to interrogate himself instead of 'bumping into ghosts', is he? Zhan Zhizhan chewed the meat in his mouth and motioned for the "big white bear" to continue.

"Big White Bear" took a sip of "Yuquan Erlu" and said, "Starling, what did you do when you ran out in the middle of the night last night without sleeping?" ”

Zhan Zhizhan knew that the "Big White Bear" must have asked this question. It's just that Zhan Zhizhan is not a loser, he suddenly remembered that in order to avenge "Ziwei Gege", he made a big fuss about the compound of the "ghost bumper", and almost didn't kill the "ghost bumper", but the "big white bear" and "nine cakes" stood by and watched. No matter how this kind of thing happens, there must be contacts to make Tong Su not deceive.

Zhan Zhizhan said with a straight face: "Since you asked, Lao Tzu specified that he knew everything and said everything. However, there is one thing you have to be honest with Lao Tzu first. If you don't tell Lao Tzu the truth, I don't know how much water you have mixed in what Lao Tzu told you. ”

"Big White Bear" is embarrassed to directly denounce the "Northern Hero" in the dignified "Eight King Kongs", how can he be like a small street laizi in a blink of an eye, and he actually played a hooligan. This is very different from what he usually does. "Big White Bear" held back a laugh and said to Zhan Zhizhan: "If the starling still sees my 'Big White Bear' as standing and peeing, if you have something to say, just give orders!" I, the 'big white bear', swore by the light in front of the starlings that if I didn't tell the truth to the starlings, I would let the car run over me when I went out! ”

After Zhan Zhizhan finished his doubts, his little eyes stared closely into the eyes of the "Big White Bear" and observed the reaction of the "Big White Bear". The "big white bear" scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "This matter is a bit embarrassing! I can be honest with starlings, though. One is that 'Nine Cakes' and I belong to 'bail pending trial', and neither of us wants to go to the fence to gnaw on pickle sticks. Second, 'Nine Cakes' and I both know that Xiaohong loves starlings to death. Brother Hong is Xiaohong's own brother, and no matter how angry he is, he will not kill Brother Hai. Even if the starling wants to kill him, Xiaohong can stop the starling as soon as he comes out. These three, 'Nine Cakes' and I both respect the starling's character, even if we are not afraid of the starling, we are not willing to do anything with the starling. But I can't fool the starling, but if I really want Brother Hong's life, I and the 'Nine Cakes' will have to stop the starling even if we don't want to die!" ”