The "hypocrite" took over and said: "It's not good, let Lao Zheng, this kid be a thief, and sleep well." ”

Zhan Zhizhan didn't laugh like his classmates. He was in a bad mood and slipped a lot smoother, so he took advantage of the situation to fight back and "engaged" the first army: "Lao Zheng, are you really proficient in our Jiao Dongfang dialect?" Hey...... I'm afraid you're a rat with glasses and an underground worker. Don't pick a place to brag! ”

"Doing it" laughed: "Old Zhan, you look down on me too much, I am a language genius." If you don't believe me, tell me, and I'll translate it. ”

The "hypocrite" smiled: "Brother Zhan, you just say an authentic Jiaodong dialect, it's hard to be embarrassed for Lao Zheng!" ”

Zhan Zhizhan immediately lost his temper, sat up on the bed and said, "You're welcome!" There is a Buga flying in the blue sky, flying around and suffering from the click, looking around, thinking about the interesting, flying to the beach to pick up a gala, put it to the mouth of the Mila, salty, almost killed! Ha ha...... Lao Zheng, what did you say? ”

"Doing it" blinked his little eyes, speechless for a moment. The classmates laughed again. "It's really annoying" Holding his stomach, he easily stopped laughing, and said: "Old Zhan, what you said is like a foreign language, who can understand it." What do you mean? ”

Zhan Zhizhan finally gained the upper hand, and said triumphantly: "Hehe...... Translated into Mandarin, it is 'a pigeon flying in the blue sky, flying around and being tortured, looking around, thinking about it is boring, so I flew to the beach to pick up a seashell, put it to my mouth and tasted it, it was very salty, salty to death! ’”

Zhan Zhizhan actually had a very good relationship with "Doing", and he didn't want to embarrass "Doing" too much, so he smiled and said, "Hehe...... It's still Lao Zheng's thing that makes me laugh, Lao Zheng, you can make it a whole paragraph. ”

"It's really annoying" hurriedly said: "Lao Zheng, tell me about that paragraph......"

The "hypocrite" rolled his eyelids and asked, "Which paragraph do you want Lao Zhen to make him complete?" ”

"I really hate it" ignored the "hypocrite", and said to "doing" in a serious way: "That's it...... It's the one you talked about last time. One night, you were walking on the road, and suddenly a mouse came out and scared you, and you opened your mouth and scolded the mouse who didn't have long eyes: 'Your mother is scaring your father to death!' ’”

In the laughter of his classmates, "I really hate it" and climbed out of bed to go to the toilet with a smile. "It's really annoying" to take revenge, squinting his little eyes and saying: "Lao Zeng, you must be a little more careful!" ”

"It's annoying" stopped, concentrating on what "doing it" had to say. "I'm doing" saw that "I really hate" was fooled, so I shook my head and shook my head, and said with words in my mouth: "Three watches in the middle of the night, no light in the toilet, old Zhen, fell into the pit, fought with maggots, competed with, no one saved you, heroic sacrifice, the greatness of life, the silence of death, in order to commemorate you, the toilet was lit." ”

The classmates laughed again, "It's really annoying" and scolded angrily: "Phew! I know that Lao Zheng, your dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth. Hey...... Lao Zheng, why is your beard so sharp and your skin so thick. ”

"Doing it" arched his hand with a grin and said, "Hehe...... It's a great honor to be complimented. I'm much inferior to my virtuous brother, my virtuous brother doesn't know, your skin is thicker, your beard is under your skin, and you can't grow it. ”

"I really hate it" knowing that he is not an opponent who is "doing it". Maybe it was because of the urgency to urinate, he glared, didn't say anything, walked out of the bedroom, Zhan Zhizhan urged: "Lao Zheng, you are good, the whole section is light and delicious, buddies sleep well." ”

"Doing it" scratched his head and said with a smile: "Since Brother Zhan has a life, the younger brother doesn't dare to disobey." On that day, the younger brother went to the port for a hundred, and waited for a long time for the fifth line to come. In the impatient irritability, I suddenly saw the wind and clouds in the distance change color, and a storm of dust rolled in from far and near. When it was closer, people saw that it was the five-line car that was expected to come at a gallop. The people immediately flew out more than a hundred meters away in an orderly manner, and then pounced on it like a tidal wave. I saw that the five lines were tired of jumping over mountains and mountains, ditches and streams, panting heavily, and opened the door with great difficulty. A young woman poked her head out from an incredible angle, her face was still like a peach blossom, and she was panting like a cow ......"

The "vegetable market" smiled and said: "Lao Zheng, are you a beast lacking in virtue molesting that young woman?" Otherwise, how could she meet like a peach blossom and panting......"

"Doing it" arched his hand with a smile and said, "Hehe...... How dare you! How dare you! Three thousand years ago, Second Brother Kong said that it is human nature to like beautiful women and like mutton shabu. Three thousand years later, when a stunning girl is sitting under me, how can my nature be the same as the leader's words, and the fart kung fu will change? In the crowd, out of nowhere, a bull-breaking figure protested sharply, 'Damn, what the fuck are you on the fifth line, why are you here?' The smell of garlic hit me and made my brain cool down instantly. ”

After the classmates laughed lowly for a while, "Doing it" continued: "As the saying goes, the fierce are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal is afraid of the cold, the cold is afraid of the dead, and the lifeless is afraid of the shameless." The bull breaking figure felt very fierce, but he didn't expect the driver to be more stunned than him, and the driver shouted, 'Who's who, who's who?' What are you drinking? Broken car? How many such broken cars do you have? ’”

The "hypocrite" smiled maliciously: "Hehe...... Lao Zheng Baihu's ability is not the first in the school, but also the first in the whole dormitory. ”

"Doing it" didn't mind, squinted his little eyes and continued: "The aroma of garlic has disappeared, and it is estimated that this cow wreath figure has bitten his lower lip with his teeth at this time." The brutality of the driver made my eyes squint slightly, and my eyes shot a light like a blade. I turned around and squeezed out, and this indifference annoyed a woman behind me with a half-earbud in her mouth, who was the young woman who was panting like an ox and squeezing into the car. She stood tall and round on top of her breasts, my God, my seven-foot hot-blooded man's feet were off the ground, and he didn't know where he was in a drowsy state. Wow! It turns out that I ran into a shameless one. ”

In the laughter of the classmates, "I am doing" and danced, and then said: "Suddenly, the five lines full of my charming feelings seemed to hit a transparent peak head-on, and it came to an abrupt end. A pair of front wheels were raised high, just like Zhao Zilong stepping down the white dragon war horse that kicked Cao Ying's alone, majestic and fearful. Momentary or instantaneous? Anyway, it was such a fart kung fu, and the five lines seemed to be hit by a behemoth again, and they rushed forward five steps before they screamed and stabilized the moment. Exclaimed, cursed, screamed, three old and four young, old and young masters were climbing relatives, and in the blink of an eye, all the women in the driver's family were booed and asked for warmth. ”

The "vegetable market" laughed breathlessly, and only said after a while: "Haha...... Ha ha...... Oops wow! Lao Zheng, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Didn't you take the opportunity to hit the young woman who hit you? ”

"Doing it" blinked his small eyes and said: "At this critical moment, the heroic image of Dong Cunrui standing up to bomb the bunker and Huang Jiguang sacrificing himself to block the gun hole appeared in my mind. Brother, I am a master of art and boldness, an eight-step cicada rushed into the driving area, helped the driver hang up from the second gear to the fifth gear, and took a few steps back with lightning speed. Woohoo, tragedy! I hit half of my plump and elastic ass with my left hand, swept my breasts twice with my right hand, tore a pair of breast retractors, stroked the old man's knees, and touched the top of the elementary school student's head once. In the end, it was not virtue but inertia, and I flew into the air with a force on my waist, and an aunt who was able to avoid the target in front of me sat firmly on a stunning girl with beautiful legs and slender legs. Wow...... Have you ever thought about what kind of mixed feelings it was like in an instant? ”

Naturally, the classmates couldn't help but burst into laughter again, "It's really annoying" and laughed: "Oops, wow! Dare to love Lao Zheng doesn't like the married little daughter-in-law, and likes the yellow flower girl. ”

"Doing it" shook his head, the fat on his cheeks trembled, and said seriously: "Lao Zhen doesn't know, the younger brother thinks that the married little daughter-in-law knows the cold and the hot!" ”

"Oh......" the classmates began to heckle. I really hate it" smiled maliciously: "It seems that Lao Zheng knows this very well, and he is the one in my generation." Lao Zheng is like this, when will the two of us learn from each other. ”

"Doing it" seemed a little embarrassed, and said: "Brother Xie Zhen lifted." It's just that God arranged it like this, but it was disrespectful. I only felt that the waist of the girl under me was like a willow in a blizzard, a pair of plump on my back rubbed on the left and right, the pair of white beautiful legs suddenly curled up high, and suddenly stretched straight, a delicate pink sandal, rolled and was trampled by her to a kind old woman's seat. ”

"Wet Market" laughed: "Wow! According to Lao Zheng, isn't this girl's martial arts the best in the world, and it is difficult for Lao Zhan to match it? ”

"Doing it" spread his hands and said with a helpless look: "Even so, the stunning girl still doesn't abandon or give up, raises her slender hand and clenches it into a pink fist, and hits me hard in the back of the head." I rose to my feet, turned gracefully in the air, and landed flutteringly. 'You're fucking sick and snoring!' Look at you, bear-colored. 'The hands of the stunning girl are like spring wattles, so soft, the skin is like clotted fat and white, the neck is like a grub, it is really beautiful, and the teeth are like gourds. The forehead is plump and the eyebrows are slender, the smile is moving, and the autumn waves take the soul. My tiger body was shocked, and I hugged my fists and saluted, 'Girl, what happened just now, I really can't help it!' ’”

In another round of wild laughter from the classmates, "Doing it" said with a sad face: "This stunning girl still refuses to give up, she opens her starry eyes and reprimands in a coquettish voice, 'You fucking ding, sit up and don't finish, aren't you?'" Look at your stupid hat, do you want to have a face? ’”

Bi Yuntao said with a smile: "Injustice, injustice, as soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, it attracts countless passengers." It's a pity, it's a pity! ”

"Doing it" said with a sad face: "The one who knows me is also Bi Ye!" The stunning girl raised her head suddenly, and her beautiful eyes gradually became stupid. His eyes were like ice, and his frequencies were like fire, and he wanted to stand up and scream, 'What the fuck are you still seeing?' ''Alas...... Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, girls don't look at you, how do you know that you are looking at you? I muttered to myself, 'The green shirts are flying like mountains.' What the hell you do! Why do you want to fight? The girl suddenly bullied up, and before anyone arrived, a brilliant water-attribute secret weapon attacked me. ”

The "hypocrite" laughed: "Haha...... Lao Zheng, just say that the stunning girl will spit out a mouthful of sticky phlegm on your face! ”

The head of the "doing" shook like a rattle: "Alas...... Once the sea was difficult to water, except for the black mountain, it is not a cloud. Such an inferior secret weapon, the sprinkler family loses his identity when he moves. Hey...... Lao Tzu stubbornly resisted the secret weapon of this stunning girl, but the cold light in my eyes seemed to be minus 360 degrees Celsius flashed, and the air around me was instantly a few degrees colder. ”

Seeing that he was running the train with his mouth full of shame, Zhan Zhizhan curiously poked his head out of the bed and asked, "What happened later?" ”

"Doing it" put his hands behind his back and said triumphantly: "Later? The stunning girl hurriedly retreated to her original position, where she was indignant, and spat the second round of hidden weapons that had been gathered in her mouth to the ground. I glanced at this stunning girl affectionately, and this stunning girl immediately became drunk with red glow. Hey...... Girl, to be honest, it's not the light person you imagined. In the next trip, I went to the temple of universal salvation, and wanted to do the act of Cui Yingying. ”

In the laughter of the classmates, "I'm doing" learned the girl's twisting and pinching appearance and said: "The stunning young girl threw me a wink, just like Cui Yingying saw Zhang Sheng for the first time, and said very gently, 'Oh, wow! Why don't you have a heart? ’”

The students were about to laugh when suddenly, the dormitory door was "bang! "Bang!" kicked twice, and the frightened students hurriedly got into the bed one by one. Outside the door, there was another loud shout: "What's the big snort?" What time is it? Hurry up and go to bed! ”

"Doing it" stuck out his tongue and whispered, "Alas...... Under the fame, watching the floating clouds and looking at the birds, a little sad and a little wise. Oh my God...... Teacher Fan of the Security Department! ”

After that, "doing it" crept back to his bed. "It's so annoying" "snorted" and scolded angrily: "Jiri! What a fucking calf! What a thing! ”