Volume 1 Nandu: Prosperity in the Last Days Chapter 66 I don't like children
When Li Zhenli was abused, Li Xiaojun was taking a nap, and Cuiyun ran up in a hurry, and said anxiously, "Miss, Miss, that Fusong Gongzi is ...... again Pair...... ...... When he came, he put down his cruel words and said that he must come in this time. ”
Li Xiaojun said in his heart, good guy, sure enough, my knife has been sharpened to be extremely sharp, and I have to slaughter you today!
However, although she thought so in her heart, she asked disapprovingly, "Oh, his knowledge has grown?" ”
Cuiyun shook his head and said, "He hired a helper this time, called Master Le, whose common surname is Zhang, called Zhang Cai, and it is said that he is very knowledgeable, especially the couplet, known as the first in Jiangnan." ”
I heard that it was Zhang Cai who came, and Li Xiaojun had confidence in his heart, so he changed his clothes and came to the back of the wall in the outer courtyard, and saw Zheng Sen sitting in the middle with a golden knife, and Qian Sunai, a second-year teenager, and a middle-aged scholar sitting on both sides. The two didn't need to look at it more, she deliberately took a few more glances at that Zhang Cai, and saw that he was in his thirties, with a thin figure, a dark complexion, a small head with a pointed chin, and a sparse goatee hanging underneath, and the whole person's temperament was not like a scholar, but like a fortune teller who measured words and fortunes on the street. Looking at his face again, Li Xiaojun remembered the sentence that his grandmother often used to hang on his lips when he was a child - there is no meat on his face (here it should be read in Sichuan, the same as in Sichuan), and there is no happiness in life. Although he is a genius, his face is so thin that only one skin remains, and he looks like a hard-working man.
"Couplet Prince Zhang Cai, Master of the Musical Case ......" Li Xiaojun thought for a long time, and did not match him with the celebrities in history, and finally had to sit in the back and watch the changes.
The three of them drank a cup of tea, and Qian Sunai grabbed Zhou Bin and scolded, "I said, why are you turtles blocking us, why don't you let Mr. Zhang come to help?" ”
Qian Sun fell in love and jumped up and down, pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, and had a lot of fun, but Zheng Sen and Zhang Cai on the side didn't care about it, so they should watch the show.
Zhou Bin was drenched in cold sweat, and he couldn't say a complete sentence, so he said, "This...... This one...... This is Miss's stipulation, and Zheng Gongzi also approves of it. ”
"Hmph, what kind of young lady's rules, Childe approves, I don't approve!" Qian Sunai's anger has always been very big, and after eating a few closed doors in a row, he wanted to use force again, "If you don't let me in again, I will definitely call the officials of Ying Tianfu today, see if you are still arrogant?" ”
Hearing that the government was about to be alarmed, Zhou Bin was frightened, fell to the ground with weak knees, and begged bitterly, "Son's forgiveness, forgiveness!" ”
"Hmph......" Qian Sunai snorted heavily, raised his foot and kicked him, and scolded, "It's just a watch, what's there to drag!" I'm going to Ying Tianfu to see if I arrest you all!" ”
Li Xiaojun sneered in his heart, the son of the waiter of the Heart Dao Rite Department is awesome, as if the servants who catch fast are all raised by them, that day Liu said that he learned badly with Zheng Sen, in my opinion, this kid is a bad billet from the root.
Zhou Bin saw that he was really going to call for a quick arrest, so he was so frightened that he stepped forward on his knees, hugged his thigh and begged, "Master Qian's forgiveness, forgiveness, the old slave will go and ask the young lady." ”
"Hmph, I'll give you another chance!" Qian Sunai saw that he was relieved, so he stopped his steps, sneered, turned to Zheng Sen and Zhang Cai and said, "Hmph, senior brother, Mr. Zhang, you have seen it, I just said that the soft is afraid of the hard!" ”
Zheng Sen smiled helplessly, "Alas, junior brother, let's come here to have fun, you called those rough officials, what else do we have to coke?" ”
Zhang Cai also spoke, "What Brother Damu said is very true, the old courtyard of Qinhuai is a clean and elegant place, and we must not let vulgar people spoil our Yaxing!" ”
"Okay, I've become a villain!" Qian Sunai was robbed so white that his face was blue and red for a while, and he couldn't think of a good reason to defend himself for a while, so he had to stomp his feet and sit back in his seat.
Zhou Bin turned around the wall and saw that Li Xiaojun and Cuiyun were already sitting there, so he cried and said with a sad face, "Miss, you also saw it, what should we do?" ”
"Let's go out and take care of it!" After sending away the unlucky Zhou Bin, Li Xiaojun got up and shouted outside, "It's Zheng Gongzi outside, the slave family is polite." ”
Zheng Sen rejoiced when he heard this, got up and saluted, "It's here, since the girl has arrived early, why don't you come out to see it?" ”
Li Xiaojun smiled, "I'm just like you, I'm watching the show!" ”
Zheng Sen was stunned, and then laughed, Qian Sunai laughed a few times and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly stopped laughing and shouted inside, "Hmph, Li Xiangjun, you dare to humiliate me?" ”
Li Xiaojun didn't bother to pay attention to this kind of neurosis, and asked Zheng Sen directly, "Childe hasn't been here for a few days, has he gone to study hard behind closed doors, and I don't know if my knowledge can grow?" ”
Zheng Sen smiled and cheered up, "That's natural, I've been studying hard all day and day in the next few days, and I suddenly became enlightened last night, and I'm here to bother the girl today." ”
Li Xiaojun peeked at him, and saw that he was almost the same as before, and there was no aura on his body at all, and he said in his heart I don't know if your bullshit is enlightened, but his face is enlightened. It all shows that the literati of the dynasty are very shameless, and the old lady finally saw a living example today.
"Since Zheng Gongzi has this confidence, let's pay the silver."
"Well said!" Zheng Sen didn't say a word, and casually took out a silver ticket of one hundred taels and handed it to Zhou Bin, "This is one hundred taels of silver, the girl has collected it." ”
Before Li Xiaojun could speak, Qian Sunai interjected again, "It is said that the ladies in the old courtyard love to laugh, and the sisters love to be pretty, I think they are all wrong, it is true that you sisters love silver." ”
After this guy finished speaking, he laughed out loud, just like saying a golden sentence at a tea party that amazed the audience.
Cuiyun frowned and whispered, "This person is still the son of Master Qian, so rude!" ”
Li Xiaojun said disappreciably, "The rich second generation is like this, just get used to it!" ”
The two muttered a few words, Qian Sunai also finished laughing, and Li Xiaojun grinned and said, "It is said that the text is dead, the martial arts are fought to the death, the scholars love the name, and the businessmen seek profit." The slave family was born in a small family, and he made a living by selling jokes, of course he loved silver. Mr. Qian is a scholar, why don't you go to the emperor to give him a death sentence in exchange for a good reputation? ”
"I ......" Qian Sunai was suddenly speechless, and said in his heart, I haven't lived enough, you actually want me to die, it's really the most poisonous woman's heart-I have never seen such a brazen person!
Zheng Sen saw that his junior brother was deflated, so he hurriedly skipped the topic and said, "Please ask the girl to come out of the union." ”
Li Xiaojun said, "Before I go out, I have to reiterate the rules, when a stick of incense is kept, whoever comes up can come in, can Zheng Gongzi agree?" ”
Zheng Sen wanted to argue a few words, but he was arrogant since he was a child, and he really couldn't afford to lose this person, so he stiffened his neck and said, "Okay, a gentleman is hard to chase after a horse." ”
His idea was that even if he couldn't get in, as long as Zhang Cai went in, he would be considered to have broken her ring, and his face would still be bright. Thinking of this, he glanced at Zhang Cai next to him, and said solemnly, "Mr. Zhang is going to cheer up, and today he must break her golden body for my son." ”
Zhang Cai remembered what Qian Qianyi specially called him into the study last night to explain, and couldn't help but hesitate, "Although the way of couplets is a small way, it is ever-changing, and Jin does his best." ”
Li Xiaojun saw that his momentum was a little shorter before he could play, and he couldn't help laughing, "Why should Mr. Zhang be humble, please be merciful to his subordinates!" ”
Zheng Sen didn't know why, he thought she was scared, and laughed, "The eldest lady also knows Mr. Zhang's name, haha." ”
Qian Sunai also followed the mending knife and said, "Haha, I'm finally scared!" ”
"yes, I'm so scared!" Seeing that Cuiyun had already sharpened the ink, Li Xiaojun exhaled a breath of turbidity, slowly lifted the pen, and said while writing, "The day after tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, it is the night of the full moon, and when the people gather, I will make a couplet about the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!" ”
Zheng Sen said with a smile, "Then thank you lady!" ”
Qian Sunai interjected again, "Why don't you come out and see the eldest lady, everyone is happy?" ”
Li Xiaojun is not a person who can't afford to joke, and smiled charmingly when he saw this, "Then it depends on whether you can make the next couplet, the slave family is very lonely, just waiting for you to come to the door." ”
Hearing such a sultry voice, Qian Sunai only felt that the hairs on her body stood up, "Why do you need couplets, doesn't the eldest lady like silver?" You make a price, I will never bargain! ”
Li Xiaojun handed the written couplet to Cuiyun for her to dry, and he continued to fight with him, "You are too young, I don't like children!" ”
Zheng Sen and Zhang Cai were drinking tea, and when they heard this, they couldn't hold back any longer, and the tea in their mouths sprayed all over the ground with two pops, and even the white ramie robe in front of them was wet.
Qian Sunai was like being hit by a sledgehammer, her face was as red as Caixia in the evening, and she said fiercely after a while, "You ...... You...... You wait for me, and one day I'll come in! ”