Volume 1 Nandu: Prosperity in the Last Days Chapter 82 The Killer in the Back
The next morning, Sun Kexian and Ge Nenniang had not yet come, but a great god came to Meixianglou.
Now that it is autumn, the heat has receded, and it is the time when the autumn is high and lazy, Li Xiaojun is still sleeping, Cuiyun ran up panting, and shouted loudly, "Miss, it's not good, it's not good, you met your opponent this time." ”
"Uh-huh...... What an opponent! ”
Li Xiaojun was sleeping in his arms, and when he heard this, he just turned over, revealing a large piece of smooth skin and small crispy breasts that were about to come out.
Cuiyun swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "There is a Gu Gongzi from outside, saying that he wants to see you." ”
Li Xiaojun was furious when he heard this, and said impatiently, "Who is so ignorant, what time is it, how can you visit the Qinglou at this time?" Let him go where he comes, come back in the afternoon, don't disturb the old lady's sleeping beauty. ”
Cuiyun was willing to give up, and continued to pester her, "Miss, it's not possible." This Gu Gongzi is too powerful, as soon as she came, she came out with all the couplets you made before, and asked you to make another couplet, saying that she would meet you on behalf of the three Wu scholars. ”
"That's amazing!" Li Xiaojun opened his eyes in an instant, and said in surprise, "Which Gu Gongzi, such a bullish Plath, do his parents know?" ”
Cuiyun said, "He didn't say it, just said that his surname was Gu, a native of Kunshan, and he was a showman." ”
"Oh, it's just a showman!" There are too many Jiangnan Xiucai, there are dozens of people who come to the door these days, is it not the same to be rejected by her, what is a Xiucai?
Li Xiaojun said disapprerovingly, "The previous couplets were all absolute, how could he be able to match them all alone?" There must be someone behind to help, see if I can't fix him for a while! ”
After that, I remembered a couplet and read, "In the picture, the dragon does not chant and the tiger does not roar, the little show is ridiculous, ridiculous, hahaha!" ”
Cuiyun silently recited it twice and then went downstairs happily, and soon ran up again, and said hurriedly, "Miss, it's not good, he's out again." ”
"Huh?" Li Xiaojun's face changed and asked, "What is he right?" ”
Cuiyun unfolded a piece of paper, which was written in tall and powerful block letters, "In the chessboard, the rook has no ruts, the horse has no saddle, the general is tied, beware of it!" ”
Li Xiaojun looked at it, his face turned green, I will go, there are really people who can come out, it seems that he really underestimated the people who read the world. But she didn't want to be dragged out of the bed early in the morning, and suddenly she had an idea, frowned, and said, "No, no, no." ”
Cuiyun said puzzledly, "The maid thinks he's very good." ”
Li Xiaojun shook his head and said, "No, there are still three words missing." ”
Cuiyun chewed carefully, shook his head and said, "No, the upper link is 'in the picture, the dragon does not chant and the tiger does not roar, the little show is ridiculous, ridiculous', and the lower link is 'in the chessboard, the rook has no ruts, the horse has no saddle, the general is tied, beware of beware', yes, it's very neat, where is the difference between three words?" ”
Li Xiaojun said, "And 'hahaha', why is it not right?" ”
Cuiyun's eyes widened, "Ah, that's okay?" ”
"Why don't you count it?" Li Xiaojun said in a tricky way, "I let you listen to it at the time, didn't you tell that Gu Gongzi?" ”
Cuiyun shook his head and said, "No, I just said the previous one, I didn't say 'hahaha'." ”
"Hey, you, you!" Li Xiaojun stretched out his hand and poked her forehead a few times, "You've done me a big deal, now it's okay, you can go and accompany Gu Gongzi yourself." ”
Cuiyun was so frightened that her knees weakened, and she knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, "Miss...... Servant ...... The maid knows that she is wrong, so please forgive me with the grace of the young lady. ”
Li Xiaojun really wanted to cry without tears, glanced at the cramped and restless Cuiyun, and then glanced at the lower couplets spread on the spring bench, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said, "There is." ”
Cuiyun's face suddenly turned cloudy and clear, and asked, "What's there?" ”
Li Xiaojun stared at Xialian, shook his head and said, "That's right, it's not good, where did the 'general' come from here." No, no, no, no, it's just that the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, let him go by himself, lest I drive people away! ”
Hehe, playing tricks is a trick for modern women.
Cuiyun sighed, stood up, and hesitated, "Can ...... May I? ”
Li Xiaojun sat up, looked around, and said, "Yes, that's it." ”
Cuiyun had no choice but to turn around and go downstairs, muttering in the corridor, "Alas, it's a pity, such a handsome son was also sent away." ”
What, a handsome guy is coming, Li Xiaojun's heart moved, and he immediately stopped, "Slow down, ......"
Cuiyun's heart moved, and she turned back and asked, "Has Miss changed her mind?" ”
Li Xiaojun hesitated, but still shook his head and said, "That's it, don't change your mind, this is my principle, although he is handsome, I can't make an exception!" ”
Cuiyun had no choice but to go down, and it didn't take long for him to come up again, and said unhappily, "Miss, that Gu Gongzi refused to leave, he said it, Miss just said that the couplet, it has nothing to do with whether there is a 'general', he has already come out, Miss should let him in." also said that the young lady can't break her word and get fat, otherwise she will have no face to stay in the old courtyard. ”
Li Xiaojun's little trick was ruthlessly exposed, so he had to smile awkwardly and said, "You tell him, forget about this couplet." I'll make another couplet, and if he can come up, I will never break my word. ”
Cuiyun came back soon and said, "Gu Gongzi said, please Miss come out." ”
Li Xiaojun remembered the couplet in "Iron Tooth Bronze Tooth Ji Xiaolan" in which Ji Xiaolan and Guangxi raised people to fight for 300 rounds and finally won the decisive victory, and said, "This couplet is very simple, just five words, pigs in the garden gnaw vegetables." ”
Just like what is written in the TV series, this couplet seems simple, but in fact there is a big hole in it, if that Gu Gongzi unfortunately fell into the pit, then it would be no wonder to her.
But the next link brought by Cuiyun surprised her, it was "a stick out", exactly the same as Ji Xiaolan's pair.
Li Xiaojun had no choice but to say helplessly, "Cough, I have this catastrophe in my life!" Just ask Gu Gongzi to go to the front hall to drink tea first, and I still have to take a bath. ”
Li Xiaojun lingered for more than an hour before coming downstairs, she first hid behind the screen and swept the front hall, and saw a young scholar standing upright looking at the chrysanthemums in the yard, just looking at the back to know that it was not ordinary.
Seeing a back that was as tall as Zheng Sen and much rounder in temperament, Li Xiaojun was overjoyed in his heart, and sighed in his heart, wow, the back killer.
The scholar named Gu Gongzi heard the movement behind the door, turned around slowly, bowed inside, and said, "In Xia Kunshan Gu Jiang, Zi Tinglin, meet the eldest lady of the Li family." ”
Oh, it turns out that his name is Gu sauce, which "sauce" is it, the "sauce" of the green onion dipped in the sauce?
The other party saluted, and she couldn't hide it anymore, so she had to come out and return the salute, smiled gently, and said softly, "It turned out to be Gu Gongzi from Kunshan, the slave has heard Gu Gongzi's name for a long time, no wonder he can match the couplet of the little woman." ”
Gu Jiang smiled faintly and said disapprerovingly, "The right poem is just a small skill of carving insects, why worry about it!" ”
Li Xiaojun also smiled faintly and said, "Gongzi is a pillar of the country, and his heart is full of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, so he naturally looks down on these carving insect skills, and he doesn't have to spend too much time on these useless knowledge." However, for boudoir women such as me, it is also possible to pass the time of boredom by pondering idlely, and after pondering for a long time, I feel that it is infinitely fun! ”
"Well said, well said!" Gu Jiang finally stopped keeping a straight face, and said with a smile, "The girl is right, scholars should walk the avenue, in order to save the common people in the world, and it is their responsibility to help the society to fall down." The women in the boudoir study and study, recite poems, and cultivate sentiments, each with their own responsibilities, but they are chaotic. Just by the words of the eldest lady, I know that today's trip will be rewarding. ”
Li Xiaojun was speechless for a while, and said in his heart, Do I mean this?
I'm just quibbling!