"Masto! Master warns you again, I don't have a fetish for popping chrysanthemums! How far you are going to roll for me! ”

Jiang Xun kicked Yang Fan, who wanted to climb onto his bed, and then shouted angrily.

Yang Fan, who was kicked off the bed by Jiang Xun, was not angry, but licked a smiling face, and climbed up again shamelessly:

"Jiang Xun, you listen to me give you an analysis."

"Analyze Mao, if you like Liu Yan'er, chase it, what does it mean to run to my bed?" Jiang Xun said dissatisfiedly, "You have the ability to run to Liu Yan'er's bed!" ”

Yang Fan shook his head and refused: "No, no, no, it's not the time yet!" If I go to Yan'er's bed now, I'll probably be shot by her! Come on, come on, I think we can make a deal! ”

"Master is a man with a fiancée, and he is not interested in your dirty deals!" Jiang Xun said in disgust.

He is an upright person, and he is very repulsed by the cells in his body for the game of men and men.

"Alema! Jiang Xun, I said it, I'm not a! Seeing Jiang Xun's undisguised colored eyes, Yang Fan suddenly shouted angrily.

How many times do you have to say it before you believe it?

Lao Tzu is not gay!

"Look at you like this, who will believe it?" Facing Yang Fan's roar, Jiang Xun didn't care, and pouted at Yang Fannunu.

At this moment, Yang Fan was lying on the edge of the bed, his buttocks were upright, and he raised his head to look at Jiang Xun, looking like a male animal in heat.

Oh no, with Yang Fan's delicate appearance that makes some girls ashamed of themselves, he should be counted as a female animal......

At the very least, if he goes to engage in Ji, he should also play the role of 0.

"Why don't you just say it? No, Yarema, I mean to say, I'm not a! Yang Fan was so angry that he almost indirectly admitted that there was a problem with his orientation.

"If you're not a, stay away from me!" Jiang Xun glared.

"Yare! I want to tell you, you help me chase the police sister Hua, and I will help you come up with ideas to coax your fiancée! ”

"It's as simple as that?" Jiang Xunhu said suspiciously.

Before washing, he cleaned up the next room and gave it to Yang Fan to live in. So when he saw Yang Fan break into his room, Jiang Xun felt ten thousand rejections in his heart.

In the middle of the night, lonely men and widows, shirtless and shirtless, were in the same room, especially Jiang Xun still had the habit of sleeping naked, he didn't want to hear the rumors that he had his three fiancées upstairs and had a tryst with Yang Fan in his room the next day......

"Of course!" Seeing that Jiang Xun was moving by his own words, Yang Fan struck while the iron was hot and said,

"You see, it must be a very laborious job for you to deal with three girls by yourself, so the great Lord Masto, ready to impart your rich experience and knowledge of love!"

"But the master is so smart, I don't seem to need you to help me." Jiang Xun pouted and said.

At that moment just now, he was indeed moved by Yang Fan's words.

But now looking at Yang Fan's self-absorbed expression, Jiang Xun knew that this guy was unreliable.

It's as if he had the experience of talking to three people at the same time!

Looking at his weak look, it is estimated that it is enough to talk about one.

"Fart, you see you were pinched by them just now, and you didn't dare to breathe!" Yang Fan retorted.

I don't know who it was just now, in front of a few tigresses, there was no majesty of the tiger in the past.

If you say this, you will definitely be ridiculed by the industry!

"Ahem, you single dog knows a yarn, I call it respect and love them!" Jiang Xun explained.

However, his tone seemed a little unconfident.

To be honest, when he saw Zhao Xiaojin angry and Su Ran eating just now, he was really at a loss.

This kind of experience, he really lacks.

"Let's pull the machine down!" Yang Fan saw Jiang Xun's pretense at a glance, and said disdainfully,

"There are only two of us in the room, so don't pretend! Hurry up and tell me, Sister Police Flower's height, weight, measurements, hobbies, etc.! ”

"No, I'm not checking my account, how do I know about these privacy issues?" When Jiang Xun heard this, he was a little speechless, "But I said, do you really like Liu Yan'er?" ”

"Nonsense, if I didn't like it, why did I run to your room in the middle of the night? Playing back to the mountain? Yang Fan roared, and took the opportunity to climb to Jiang Xun's side, changed into a comfortable position, and leaned against the head of the bed.

"I'm still curious, this girl Dandan is no worse than that Liu Yan'er, right? Why are you just a tendon? And I'm really not familiar with that Liu Yan'er, if you fall in love with Dandan, I can help you! Jiang Xun said.

He didn't hide it in order to take Liu Yan'er for himself, but he was really not familiar with Liu Yan'er.

At most, I just met a few more times, and I just got a familiar face.

"I'm not stupid, who would like that man's wife?" Hearing Zhou Dandan's name, Yang Fan suddenly glared and said with great resistance.

Although there are five beauties in this villa, Yang Fan will never worry about any of them.

Especially Zhou Dandan, Yang Fan will not take a fancy to her in his heart, although she is very beautiful and looks very bold, like a boy's character, but because of this, Yang Fan feels that he and Zhou Dandan are more suitable to be brothers, rather than lovers.

"Can you two be quiet! I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and it was noisy! Death to the old lady! Just after Yang Fan's words fell, Zhou Dandan's howl also came from upstairs.

In his tone, there was a very angry flame, like a strong gunpowder that would explode at any moment.

I thought I could lie by the window and eavesdrop on something funny, but I didn't think about it but I heard bad things about myself!

It's so fucked up!

"Yalei, is the sound insulation of this villa so bad?" Listening to Zhou Dandan's incomparably angry roar, Yang Fan and Jiang Xun invariably shrunk their necks.

"The sound insulation is really poor, wait another day to buy a house with good sound insulation!" Jiang Xun nodded in agreement.

The sound insulation effect of the room is not good, which affects the wonderful nightlife of the master!

Besides, this villa belongs to Su Ran, and he has to marry three of them, so there is no reason to occupy it here.

It seems that the matter of buying a house has to be put on the agenda.

Thinking like this, Jiang Xun turned his head to look at Yang Fan, ready to knock him on the bamboo pole and ask him to contribute something to his marriage room, after all, this kid had cheated Wei Fei for such a big sum of money before he retired!

If you don't knock him on the bamboo bar, it is estimated that God will not be able to stand it.

But in the next moment, Jiang Xun lifted the quilt without warning and kicked Yang Fan under the bed: "Who told you to lie down!" ”

"Yarema, Jiang Xun, Lao Tzu is not interested in you!" Yang Fan held his old waist, stood up and said.

"I don't care, I just think you want to bend me!" Jiang Xun said, then his eyes rolled, and he suddenly had an idea, and said in a low voice,

"Yang Fan, it's not her fault that you didn't fall in love with Dandan, after all, her temperament can't be subdued by ordinary people, so tell me, why didn't you fall in love with my sister?"

"Anyway, my sister is not bad in terms of appearance, figure, or even family background, but you didn't take a fancy to her, tell me, how did you manage to be so discerning?"

Yang Fan learned to be smart this time, he sat on the edge of the bed, and did not continue to lean towards Jiang Xun's side:

"It's not that I am discerning, and to be honest, your sister is really beautiful! But I think if I say that I have a crush on your sister, with what I know about you, you will definitely beat me up! ”

Yang Fan said in a sincere tone, "Although Lao Tzu is not afraid of you, I don't want to affect the brotherhood between us because of this unnecessary trouble!" ”

"Okay, you kid is very conscious!" Jiang Xun gave Yang Fan a thumbs up and praised.

Although he and Yang Fan are very familiar with each other, and once became brothers in life and death because they performed a common mission, then again, he really didn't think that the elder sister and Yang Fan could achieve a good story.

Because he knows both too well.

Especially the old sister Jiang Qian, don't look at her usually being in cahoots with Zhou Dandan and forming a witch duo, but to put it mildly, in addition to showing her amazing talent in managing money, she is a complete girl.

As far as Jiang Xun knows, the old lady has used the power of Tianmen over the years, as well as the money she has earned, to make appointments with several handsome top male stars in the entertainment industry.

In Jiang Xun's words, the old lady is a crazy illegitimate meal! With her above-the-top aesthetic standards, it's strange that she can fall in love with Yang Fan, a sissy.

"Hurry up and tell me, what hobbies does Liu Yan'er have?" Yang Fan didn't know what Jiang Xun was thinking in his heart, he only had Liu Yan'er in his mind now.

"What the hell are you...... As I said, I don't know her well! If you really want to get to know her, I suggest you go straight to her tomorrow and tell you that you know Thor and know about the killers tonight. Jiang Xun gave Yang Fan a bad idea.

After all, in Jiang Xun's opinion, although Yang Fan is now retired, he was indeed a top killer before.

A top killer, after retiring, went to pursue the police flower......

It's a beautiful picture!

"Yare, if Thor hears this, he will probably give you a thumbs up! Hahaha! But Yang Fan didn't have this awareness, nodded in agreement with Jiang Xun's plan, stood up with satisfaction, and walked towards the door.

"Okay, Jiang Xun, Venerable Lord Masto will do what you say! Let's go, sleep, and see you tomorrow! ”

"Damn, didn't you say help me?" Seeing that Yang Fan was leaving, Jiang Xun was not happy.

Isn't it said that it is good to help each other?

How do you eat clean and slap your ass and leave?

"Don't you need help?" Yang Fan looked back and said in surprise, "I thought you were so noble." ”

"Nonsense, brainstorming! Multiple people, multiple ways! I've helped you with advice, and you should quickly talk to me about it, how to coax girls to be the fastest and most effective? ”

"Hey, easy! Aren't they upstairs in one room for another? You just go in through the window, and the overlord will bow hard, and conquer them one by one! They're your fiancées anyway, and they're not breaking the law! ”

"Will this work? What if they don't agree? Jiang Xun was embarrassed.

I thought that the idea I gave to Yang Fan was bad enough, but I didn't expect Yang Fan to give me even more bad idea!

"Yarema, why aren't you still a fledgling, are you?" Looking at Jiang Xun's twisted appearance, Yang Fan suddenly couldn't believe it.

He's a fledgling?!

Alec!

Laughing to death Uncle Ben!

"What nonsense, hurry up!" Feeling the sneer in Yang Fan's eyes, Jiang Xun was very uncomfortable.

"This girl usually likes to talk back, the more they say no, the more they want it!" Yang Fan coughed dryly twice, and said,

"Alright, I have to go to bed, you hurry up, or it will be dawn in a while!"

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