68. Obey the school hen crows
When the tattooed man heard me say this, he covered his lower abdomen with both hands, and immediately held his head and looked at me in horror.
I said, "You are also afraid, I thought you were invulnerable, tell me, who sent you?" ”
He shook his head in pain, but didn't speak.
At this time, Sanzi and the dog leftover had already come in, and Sanzi walked up to him and kicked him and said, "The kid has a very hard mouth, where did you go with that awesome energy just now?" Aren't you going to take the corpse away? Do you want me to find a sack? ”
The tattooed man looked at Miko and opened his mouth, but still didn't speak.
I guess maybe my pair of chopsticks is too hard, and he hasn't slowed down yet.
I put the bottle down, picked up a pair of chopsticks from the table, fiddled with them in my hand, walked up to him, and said, "If you don't say it, I'll guess, see if I'm right." ”
He closed his eyes, not daring to look at the chopsticks dangling in front of his eyes.
The chopsticks in the bar are made of wenge wood, which is hard and not bent, and if you hit the soft parts, it is completely comparable to a sharp blade.
I said unhurriedly: "Are you Brother Bao's person?" ”
He still had his eyes closed and didn't make any expressions.
I continued: "If I'm not mistaken, you weren't assigned by anyone, you came to me on your own initiative, right? ”
He suddenly opened his eyes and looked at me incredulously.
He stood up with difficulty, looked down at me and said, "You beat my senior brother in the ring last time, I don't accept it, I'm here to get justice for him." ”
I said, "Do you take it now?" ”
Tattooed man: "Don't accept it!" ”
I smiled and said to him: "In terms of height, weight, and competitive ability, you and your senior brother completely crushed me, if it is fair, your senior brother should not stand in the ring, this itself is to bully the small with the big, to bully the weak with the strong, you just said that I don't talk about martial arts, do you say that I was beaten by you, and I was ravaged by you to talk about martial arts?" Is the martial virtue you are talking about set by your family? Do the weak deserve to be bullied and beaten by you? Aren't you unconvinced? Again! ”
I threw away my chopsticks and took the bottle in my hand again.
I said, "I don't believe it yet, I'm going to try again, whether the bottle is strong or his head is hard." ”
With that, I took a step back and looked at him with my bottle.
His twisted face betrayed him, his heart was struggling, he was cheering himself up, mustering up the courage to fight me again.
The tattooed man's courage did not burst out after all, he drooped his head like a deflated ball, and whispered to me, "I am convinced." ”
The third son walked up to him and patted his face with his hand, and said to him jokingly: "In our hometown, if you take it, you have to learn a few hen crows, and if you learn to be like it, Brother Xu will let you go, and if you don't learn it, you will eat another bottle of his wine." ”
The tattooed man looked up at me beggingly, and I deliberately twisted my head to the side, pretending not to see it.
The tattooed man was helpless, so he had to get lucky, and just wanted to open his mouth, the third son said again: "NO, NO, NO, NO, not here, you have to go downstairs, stand in the hall and say, I have a microphone there, so that Brother Xu can hear it, understand?" ”
The tattooed man's face turned purple, and he estimated that he had the heart to die, a martial artist who thought he was strong in martial arts, and it was already his difficult decision to open his mouth to admit defeat, and he had to learn to crow from a hen, and in front of all the guests.
I still twisted my head, now it's not that I don't look at him, but I can't help but laugh, this third son, it's really bad.
The dog leftover was also coaxed on the side, and said in a strange voice: "Big black man, please, I promise to prepare you with the most expensive microphone in our family." ”
The tattooed man turned around decadently and followed the dog leftover to the door.
This point is the best time for the bar's business, and as soon as we went downstairs, a waiter with two microphones was waiting below, saw us coming, and handed it to the dog.
Gou Yuzi turned on the switch of the wireless microphone, shouted twice to try the effect, and then said loudly: "Big brothers and sisters, stop drinking a little, let me tell you something, just now this big black man went upstairs to challenge our boss, and was convinced by our boss, he wants to admit defeat in front of all big brothers and sisters." ”
There were whistles and screams from below, and many people stood up and heckled.
The dog leftover continued: "Big brothers and sisters, don't worry, there is the most exciting, he wants to learn how to lay eggs from hens, if he doesn't like you, let him get out of the way, if he doesn't learn, continue to learn, how about big brothers and sisters?" ”
At this time, the commotion became louder, and many people applauded.
The dog leftover turned on the other microphone and handed it to the tattooed man, and Nunu said, "Let's start!" ”
At this time, the whole bar fell silent all of a sudden, and a hundred and ten pairs of eyes stared at the tattooed man standing in the middle.
The tattooed man looked at everyone in embarrassment, and he didn't open his mouth several times.
I stood at the top of the stairs and didn't come, watching them make a fuss.
Sanzi: "We said it upstairs, what's the matter, do you regret it?" Otherwise, for the sake of fairness, you and Brother Xu will fight again in front of everyone, and if you win, you will slap your ass and leave, and how about learning again if you lose? It's a shame that you talk about martial arts all day long, but you do things like a. ”
The third son turned to me and said, "Brother Xu, do you want to stop practicing?" ”
The people in the booth also shouted: "Brother Xu is mighty, Brother Xu is domineering!" "It's a group of lords who are not afraid of big things when they watch the excitement.
I waved my hand and let them play freely, and now the tattooed man is already a sick cat, so he can be at the mercy of anything.
The tattooed man seemed to have plucked up a lot of courage and whispered into the microphone, "I'm convinced." ”
Someone shouted again: "I can't hear clearly, it's too quiet!" ”
The tattooed man looked like he was about to cry, so he had no choice but to clear his throat and say loudly: "I was convinced by Chen Xiaoxu!" "I said it three times in a row.
At this time, the people below then shouted: "Learn the rooster to crow!" Learn to crow! Learn to crow! ”
The tattooed man had no choice but to hold the microphone and grunt a few times like a ghost, and someone around him shouted: "It's hard to hear, it's not like it!" ”
The dog leftover is even worse, he took the microphone and made him a teacher, let him learn along, and correct him tone by tone.
At this time, there was a high and a low sound in the stereo, and a thick and thin chicken crow, which was very funny.
That's it, the guests still don't listen, or let him continue to call.
I saw that it was almost over, walked over to ask the dog leftover for the microphone, and said to everyone: "Okay, don't delay everyone's time, he said it, he learned it, he has to spare people and spare people, let him go today." Everyone continued to drink. ”
The people below were obviously unsatisfied, so I had to say, "I'll send a dozen snowflakes to each table tonight, and I hope everyone has a good time!" ”
After I finished speaking, I said to the tattooed man: "I know you are not convinced from the heart, it doesn't matter, one day we fight again, I will accompany you at any time." ”
Although I have 10,000 reluctances in my heart, I must not fall on this momentum.
The tattooed man handed the microphone to the dog, turned to me and said, "You're right, I'm not convinced, if I have another chance, I will definitely defeat you!" ”
After the tattooed man finished speaking, he turned around and walked to the door, I looked at his lonely and departed back, and I felt a lot of feelings, a martial artist, being beaten down may be able to endure it, so humiliating, his heart is estimated to have reached the verge of collapse.