Chapter 77: Let Go of That Fat... Skinny
"This is not necessarily, in Qiandu City, there are a lot of rumors about you."
"The two purple dove trees in front of the Yangcheng Marquis' Mansion, the golden silk clothes given by the emperor to the Duke of Guo, and the calligraphy and paintings of the Duke of Jia, add up to hundreds of thousands of taels."
"Since you have the courage to steal these, you naturally have the courage to steal the "Mountains and Rivers Society Map"!"
"Ah???h Lu Ji was stunned.
He had heard the rumors that he had stolen the "Mountains and Rivers Society Map", but where did the two purple dove trees in front of the Yangcheng Marquis Mansion start?
This kind of tree is indeed precious, and ordinary people can't afford it.
But... It's just a matter of stealing things in the Hou Mansion, and you have to pull out a tree overnight and take it away?
Is it really stupid to be the Marquis of Yangcheng?
But the marquis who was killed from the battlefield is a gentleman, and he doesn't know how many lives he has on his hands!
Where did you get the guts?
There is also the golden silk clothes given by the emperor to the prince, since it is given by the emperor, the prince must be wearing it.
Who is Dingguo Gong? The only prince who was knighted for his exploits! Other princes have more or less something to do with the royal family, or they are hereditary, and only this one was really killed from the sea of blood in the mountain of corpses.
Stealing such people's underwear?
Where is your boldness, this is a bad life!
There is also Jia Gong's calligraphy and painting, emmmm, to be honest, this risk is not so big.
He has also heard of Jia Pingsheng's name, although the name of the text is loud, but he does not know martial arts, and stealing from his mansion is relatively speaking, the risk factor is much smaller.
If Lu Ji really went to Qiandu City, maybe he would really go to Jiafu for a while.
But he hasn't been there!
What is it?
This is a proper frame-up!
In the past, it was he who framed others, how could he have suffered such a loss?
"My lord, I am also a well-known figure on the road, although I am engaged in theft, I have never lied."
"I swear by people's heads, I really didn't steal these things!"
"If you violate this oath, let me hit five thunderbolts in the sky, and I can't die well!" Lu Ji was so anxious that he was about to cry.
People in this era are still very reverent of ghosts and gods, and they can swear, but it is rare to swear that they will not die well, and they have a certain degree of credibility.
It's a pity that Ji Ling turned a deaf ear.
Just kidding, the order I received was to see people alive and corpses to death.
If I let you go now, I'll be the one who dies!"
So let Lu Ji speak, Ji Ling was still unmoved, and finally got tired of listening to it, and directly stepped forward and punched him unconscious.
Then he shook the sack on his shoulder, picked it up and left.
Even if he was carrying a person, the speed between the ups and downs of his body was still far faster than the speed when Lu Ji was fully performing the Chasing Stars and Chasing the Moon Body Method.
Such strength can be seen!
……
In the dark room, the boiling water in the pot is boiling, and the noodles are constantly boiling.
A thin, man-haired man was experimenting with boiled noodles, and not far away, there were all kinds of iron cans, and inside the cans were all kinds of marinated meat.
This person is the imperial chef Zhang Huaimin.
These days, he was haggard, tortured by the male and female saints, and soon lost weight from two hundred catties to one hundred and forty catties, and within seven days, he lost more than sixty catties.
It's really... Not to mention, the weight loss effect is quite good.
But this is not what Zhang Huaimin wants, he just wants to go home!
He missed the big bed at home so much, and wanted to sleep peacefully, and no longer have to be frightened and intimidated by those two male and female saints.
However, these are all extravagant hopes.
In this dark secret room, all he could touch was noodles, noodles, and... Noodles, oh, and cans.
But that's better than nothing, and every day he sleeps now, he dreams of a noodle man slashing him with a knife.
While chopping, he asked himself why he wanted to fry and boil and fry it, and he was tortured in all eighteen ways.
What can Zhang Huaimin say? I can only beg for mercy while saying that I will dare next time.
And then he continued to dream and continue to be cut.
But... Today is an exciting day!
Because he's about to figure out the instant noodles in the mouth of that great sage!
It's coming, it's going to be fast!
Steaming, frying, boiling, frying, and other cooking methods, he experimented with more than a dozen kinds, and finally made it!
Zhang Huaimin carefully fished the noodles out of the oil pot, and after half an hour of drying, the noodles really became hard!
After waiting for the oil temperature to cool, he threw the noodles into the boiling water again, and something magical happened, the noodles were soft again!
Add some more seasoning and pull it out and taste it.
Gee!
It's delicious!
"It's out! It's out! It's been researched! Zhang Huaimin trembled, cried with joy, and wailed hysterically.
Such an earth-shattering howl was quickly heard by the male and female saints, and within a moment, two big men in black walked in.
"Researched?" Zhu Ben stepped forward and asked.
"It's out! Absolutely true! ”
"If I find out that you lied to Lao Tzu, you know the consequences!"
"My lord, don't worry, it's definitely the kind of instant noodles that the Great Sage said!"
"Look, can you let me go?" Zhang Huaimin asked cautiously.
Zhu Ben and Jia Taisui glanced at each other, both nodded quietly, and then said: "Don't worry, you write down the recipe first, and then send it to the Great Sage to see, if the Great Sage says it's okay, you can leave." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Huaimin breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, this group of kidnappers still has a bottom line.
Talking counts, and when he researches it, he really lets him go.
After the male and female saints left, Zhang Huaimin began to wait anxiously.
He was desperate to hear that he would be let go.
However, after waiting and waiting, a full hour, the male and female saints returned.
Xiongsheng looked at him, and said angrily: "You have done a good job, and the Great Sage is very satisfied." ”
"Can I leave then?" The longing for freedom in Zhang Huaimin's eyes was about to escape.
"Of course, we'll send you to hell!" Zhu Ben stepped forward with a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth.
Hearing this, Zhang Huaimin was completely stupid, stunned in place, and couldn't imagine that his persistence in the past seven days had been exchanged for such a result: "You... You don't keep your word. ”
"Nonsense, have you ever seen a kidnapper who is trustworthy? We can all say good things, but if you really believe it, it's your fault! ”
Zhu Ben got closer and closer, and Zhang Huaimin stayed in place as if he smelled the breath of death, motionless.
However, what he was waiting for was not Zhu Ben's killer, but a loud shout!
"Let go of that fat... Uh, skinny! A masked man dressed in white, with a majestic and savior-like appearance, kicked the door of the secret room and rushed in.