71. Egocentric
When you come out of Kurosawa's house and walk onto the prefectural road, you will see all the paddy fields.
Jiang Yuanshen tied the rope around his wrist, and the firewood that came out was full of energy, and he wanted to plant it headlong into the canal.
Anyway, he didn't take Kurosawa's words "can't strangle your neck" to heart, otherwise he would be the one who was dragged on the ground.
The sun shines three black shadows on the asphalt, and the sound of the wind is very soft, which always makes the surrounding flowers and plants vibrate from time to time, and the quiet atmosphere is wafting.
All the way to the commercial street.
"Hold the firewood and don't let it be scary."
"Where are we going?"
Jiang Yuan looked sideways at Kurosawa with a slight look, her long black hair flowing from her shoulders, her delicate side face came into view, and he unconsciously clenched the dog leash.
"Eat something, buy something, then take a walk and go home." Kurosawa replied in a brisk tone.
Today's asphalt road seems a little wide for some reason, and the pale moon floats in the gradually orange sky.
"So where are you going?"
"How do I know where to go?"
"What kind of tone do you take for granted? Said he was going to buy something, and now he told me he didn't know where to go? Jiang Yuanshen couldn't help but spit out a breath of hot air, "You deliberately tricked me, right?" β
Kurosawa's brows wrinkled slightly, and he glanced at a cold gaze and said, "Are you a local or am I a local?" β
"The locals advised you to go home." Jiang Yuanshen said.
"Why do you keep thinking about going home?"
"Then why don't you go to the supermarket and buy some discounts."
"I'm going to go there next."
Kurosawa opened her mouth before he could finish speaking, and looked in the direction of her finger at the small stalls lining the street.
There is also a small stall in the middle of the stall that shoots with a toy gun, and it is often seen at various festivals.
"So what do you want to eat?"
Jiang Yuanshen withdrew his gaze, only to find Kurosawa looking at his side face blankly.
"Uh-a-a. Sauerkraut cucumber? β
Kurosawa's little face flushed, his lips tensed as if it was difficult to speak, and his eyes wandered, as if he had chosen one at random in a panic.
"Then be appetizing, right?"
"Nonsense, that's what I was thinking, appetizing." Kurosawa puffed up her chest and said, "When I was a child, the appetizer was sauerkraut and cucumber. β
As she spoke, she walked briskly to the stall where she was buying sauerkraut and cucumbers.
Jiang Yuan took the firewood and followed.
"Can I buy this?" Kurosawa said lovingly.
"Of course, three hundred yen." The shopkeeper sat on a chair and didn't even stand up and said, "Spend 900 yen, buy three get one free." β
"No, give me one."
"Okay."
The shopkeeper quickly cut the amount of a cucumber, stirred it with sauerkraut, and put it in a transparent box.
"Is this your boyfriend? We usually give discounts to couples. The store manager looked at Jiang Yuanshen, who was leaning over to touch the dog.
Kurosawa took the box with pity, and casually ruffled the long hair on his shoulders, and his small cherry lips spat out contemptuous words:
"How is that possible? He's just a very, very ordinary one of mine."
"Yes, I'm her boyfriend, this dog can prove it, how much discount can I get?"
Jiang Yuanshen pulled the dog leash of firewood and leaned forward, but Firewood sat directly in place, his neck and face were pulled out of Michelin tires, and his face was full of reluctance.
As soon as he finished speaking, Kurosawa's proud little face turned red, and his almond-shaped eyes widened as he looked at him.
"Nine folds, a small business." Said the shopkeeper.
"Okay." Jiang Yuanshen immediately paid, took the sauerkraut cucumber and said to the carefully carved statue of the saint, "Don't be stunned, let's go." β
He looked back at the firewood and saw that the leash was stretched straight and it didn't move.
Kurosawa coughed violently as if to hide her emotions, raised her hands and pushed Jiang Yuanshen out of the store.
"What are you talking about!"
The sound that came out of her lips seemed to shake the air.
Jiang Yuanshen glanced back at her and said with a smile, "Anyway, it's just the two of us." β
"Even the two of us can't talk nonsense!" Kurosawa's ears were even red, and her tone was menacing, "Isn't it just a nine-percent discount!" What is there to say that we are lovers and lovers! β
And Jiang Yuanshen just grinned shallowly and said, "If it's with you, it's not a big deal." β
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Kurosawa's expression of pity was a little nervous at that moment, and he still maintained a trace of immature little face, and his clear eyes kept blinking.
She was visibly shaken, blushing, and her little hands were rubbing the hair on her cheeks, and she said coquettishly:
"You're too ordinary, I like to tell you something a little more dramatic."
"After all, Shaoxing and I used to save money like this when we were young." Jiang Yuanshen walked to the firewood, pulled the rope and said, "If you know someone, you know that it's pretending, so it's fine." β
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Hearing Jiang Yuanshen's words, Kurosawa narrowed his eyes slightly, and a sense of shame and displeasure were reflected on his face at the same time.
The dormant anger suddenly rushed to the girl's heart, she bit her lower lip, lifted her loafer and kicked Jiang Yuanshen's calf.
"It hurts ββ!" Jiang Yuanshen almost didn't hold the sauerkraut cucumber steadily, and the whole person squatted on the ground.
"What do you mean? Laugh at me for not being able to afford it! The girl angrily spread her slender legs, "As long as I want!" I can buy as many sauerkraut cucumbers as I want! β
"Nope." Jiang Yuanshen said with a stunned face, "I shared my money-saving tips with you, and you still beat me?" β
"Just playing this trick for a little money! Shallow! Kurosawa took a step forward in a huff, stretched out his hand and pinched his face fiercely, "And! Didn't I say you weren't allowed to strangle it! β
"It's time! It's timeββ! The corners of Jiang Yuanshen's mouth were leaking when he spoke, and he said in a low tone, "I won't discount with you next time." β
Kurosawa's face flushed with pity, and he glared at him viciously, "What do you mean? Think I'm not atmospheric enough? β
β.β
"How dare you acquiesce!" She hurriedly put her hands on her hands and pulled Jiang Yuanshen's face left and right.
Jiang Yuan wanted to cry without tears, it turned out that silence was also a sin, only the cucumber shopkeeper's face was full of "happiness".
It was pinched until his cheeks were red, and Kurosawa let go of his hand and took the cucumber box in his hand directly, holding the cucumber with a toothpick.
Jiang Yuanshen rubbed his face while watching her only take a bite.
Kurosawa frowned slightly, put the cucumber back in the box, and handed it to Jiang Yuanshen unguardedly and said:
"Well, I'll give you something to eat."
"Is it delicious?" He asked.
"Hmm."
Jiang Yuan carefully tied a cucumber with a little sauerkraut left on it, and handed it to her.
"Huh."
However, Kurosawa showed an extremely disgusted expression.
"Don't eat it."
β.β
- Is this guy serious? The so-called appetizer is just a small bite?
Liar, say it's delicious!
Jiang Yuanshen had no choice but to eat a whole box of sauerkraut and cucumbers by himself, and when Yu Guang saw Firewood's doll-like eyes, he also handed it a slice.
Firewood just sniffed, licked his nose, and turned his head.
Jiang Yuanshen's face was complicated.
- What does this guy usually eat with Kurosawa?
"Don't waste food." Kurosawa stretched out his slender fingers and said with a cold face.
I originally wanted to say "who wants to buy it", but I felt that it would cause another kick, so Jiang Yuan carefully chose not to say it.
"I'm not comfortable eating, can you help me get the leash?"
"Nope." Kurosawa seemed to be still angry, and he didn't even look at him and said, "I hate boys who don't keep their promises." β
β.β Jiang Yuan sighed cautiously, looked around and said, "There is a coarse dim sum counter there, do you want to go and have a look?" β
On the corner of the street, there is a spacious and elegant storefront filled with a variety of sweets.
There are hundreds of species visually.
"Okay."
In the store, there are already many female customers and families with children to choose from.
When Jiang Yuanshen pulled the firewood in, he was stopped by a female clerk.
"Sorry, pets aren't allowed at the moment." The female clerk was apologetic
Kurosawa said calmly: "Don't worry, I control these two, and I won't eat indiscriminately." β
"Hey, I'm not your pet." Jiang Yuan glanced at her cautiously.
However, she just smiled lightly, and the female clerk who watched it was even more confused.
"If you really want to enter, carry the Golden Retriever in a bag or carry it on your back." The female clerk smiled and said, "We have pet carriers here." β
As she said that, another clerk pulled out the black backpack on her pet's back.
"Wait, put it on or for me?" Jiang Yuan asked cautiously.
Firewood squatted on the ground, his round eyes rolling back and forth between several people.
"If this cute golden retriever wants to come in and needs someone to carry it, of course this young lady can too." The female clerk said.
Jiang Yuan looked at Kurosawa with pity, and she put on an expression of "you know what to do".
"How much firewood does it come from?"
"It's only eight months old and 26 kilograms." Kurosawa showed a gentle smile that would make an angel descend, "Anyway, no matter how heavy it is, you have to carry it, I don't want to be separated from it." β
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After a while, Firewood lay on Jiang Yuanshen's back, his forelimbs shrugged over his shoulders, and from time to time buried his nose in his hair and sniffed.
"Hahahahaββ!" Looking at the scene in front of him, Kurosawa smiled lovingly and couldn't close his mouth.
Jiang Yuanshen felt that there was a restless ancestor behind him.
"It's time to come in." The female clerk smiled at him and said, "Be careful not to drop it down in the middle of the process, so as not to cause panic among other customers." β
"Okay." Kurosawa nodded lovingly, and then said to Jiang Yuanshen, "Let's go." β
The two walked through the automatic door.
The most exclusive desserts sold here are colorful macarons and cakes, and most of the others are coarse dim sum.
For example, Sendai nuts, Banshu nuts, Nanban sweets, etc., these are cheap snacks that can be bought for 10 yen, and children love to eat these.
Kurosawa must not have looked at these bargains, and went straight to the exquisite counter.
Baumkuchen, colorful macarons, Black Forest, and mousse are on display, and the price of each small piece is comparable to that of a bucket of coarse dim sum.
The firewood blew between his hair again, Jiang Yuan looked at the counter cautiously, and found that there was an activity-
"Challenge for 1,000 denominations! The soft meat steamed buns are yours!"
The rules of the event are that two people buy things separately, and at the end of the checkout, they do not exceed the standard, and finally control it within 50 yen, you can get the "Huhu Soft Meat Steamed Bun" toy.
The reward setting is not very good, so there is no idea of cheating, and it is just a small game.
"Kurosawa-san, how about we play that game?" Jiang Yuanshen said.
"What?" Kurosawa's loving little hand touched his soft chin, as if considering which ones to buy.
Jiang Yuanshen took out a thousand-yuan bill and said, "How about the limit of what we buy here is 1,000?" It's too boring to buy it casually. β
Kurosawa sneered disdainfully: "If you don't have money, just say it, what excuse do you make?" β
"It's really a game, let's buy it separately and see how it turns out at the end of the checkout." He pointed to the activity on the counter.
As if she felt something interesting, she cast a meaningful look and said, "Okay." β
"Be careful, I'm selfish."
"Heh, I've always been an egocentric."
The two of them put down their cruel words one after another, Jiang Yuanshen walked in the direction of the other counters, and Kurosawa also left the boutique counter.
After all, there are more than a thousand things there.
Jiang Yuanshen first bought a delicious bar with octopus roast flavor, which is a hollow biscuit snack.
Bought some more donuts.
Bought some more Sendai nuts
Bought some more gummies and chocolates
He wanted to spend only about a hundred yen, but when he thought about it, Kurosawa should be able to make himself a little.
So Jiang Yuanshen raised his consumption limit to 200 yen, and let Kurosawa spend 800 yen.
After turning around, he returned to the counter with the basket and found that Kurosawa was already waiting for him.
"What did you buy?" Jiang Yuanshen said as he took out the things he had purchased from his shopping bag.
He did the math and bought it for about 150 yen.
However, Kurosawa Mercy had a gloomy face and didn't say a word.
The female clerk checked out the bill one by one, clapped her hands and said with a smile:
"The challenge has failed! A total of 1,138 yen! β
"Wang ββ!"
Jiang Yuanshen: "."
Stung a little embarrassed by the female clerk's smile, Kurosawa pouted and complained, "Why do you buy so much?" β
"I just bought it, huh?"
"150 yen."
"150 yen! What about you! 1138 yen minus mine, you cost 988 yen, Miss! β
"IβDidn't I say before that I was an egocentr! Don't you understand? The shame in Kurosawa's mind boiled, and it was so hot that it held up its majesty.
"But you can leave me 12 yen, what can I buy!"
"Three and a half nuts." The female clerk said with a smile.
"Three and a half nuts!" Jiang Yuan repeated cautiously.
Kurosawa complained with pity but a face: "I don't care! I warned you all! It's all your fault that you failed the challenge! β
"You're too willful? At least give me a 100 quota. β
"Why can't you give it all to me? I thought you wouldn't buy anything! β
"Oh, do you mean I'm at fault?"
"Wang ββ!"
Kurosawa also seemed to feel that it was a loss, but she still forced her tsundere face and said, "Of course, I can't be wrong, and the firewood said so!" β
Jiang Yuanshen gasped and looked at the female clerk, as if to say, "You give a review?"
However, the female clerk always kept smiling.
"The success rate of the second challenge is said to be 100 percent."
Kurosawa's loving afterglow glanced at him, coughed lightly, and said, "Then do it again." β
"Okay." Jiang Yuan nodded helplessly.
Seeing that he was sullen, Kurosawa seemed to be a little anxious, and said with a red face: "Anyway, I didn't eat it alone!" Can't you taste my taste! β
"I understand." He said.
Kurosawa turned his face away slightly, but he still glanced at Jiang Yuanshen with a strong gaze, and the words he said were like water vapor.
"You're going to give it all to me this time."
"Okay." Jiang Yuanshen said.
"You can't say it to your face." The female clerk said with a smile.
In the second 1000 yen challenge, Egen's credit was zero, and Kurosawa's consumption limit was 972 yen.
"Congratulations, your challenge has been successful!"
The female clerk pretended to be surprised and clapped her hands.
Jiang Yuan looked cautiously at Kurosawa beside him, and saw the pride on her face.
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