Chapter 1522: The Middle Age Here (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
For a long time, Pars, like the rest of the Semitic people, had gone through the brainwashing propaganda of the official system for several years, all of them believing that the reason why humans were able to defeat the Semitic was because of their shameless trickery and trickery, and that there were endless traitors within the Semitic tribe. As well as all kinds of floods, snowstorms, landslides, earthquakes, and sunspot explosions that have not been encountered in a hundred years or even a thousand years...... And so on and so forth.
In a word, it's not that our army doesn't work hard, it's that the other side is too cunning and lucky. Not a crime of war.
If the High Priest of the Undead had listened more to the advice and was more secure, if God had opened his eyes and helped him a little, now it would definitely be a different situation.
Even if the humans have occupied Lingshan now, it will only be temporary, and they will inevitably be driven out of the continent by the Semitic people in the future.
Just like the Caribbean for 500 years, humans have been entrenched there for 300 years, and they have not been driven back to their homeland in the end.
We Semitic people endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens, lie down and taste courage, and survive for dozens or hundreds of years, we will definitely be able to drive the human race away.
But when he saw the electric light in front of him, his original confidence was shattered in an instant.
Human beings are so powerful that they can easily create light?~!!
This is far beyond the comprehension of the Semitic people, and the shock inflicted on them is superb, and it also means that humans have mastered more advanced technology and capabilities.
It is not surprising that the officials of the late Pigtail Dynasty, when they first saw the steamer, reacted even more exaggerated than it is now, believing that it was pulled by oxen.
Seeing this stark and irrefutable fact in front of them, these Semitic governors realized in their hearts: no wonder humans can easily defeat the combined forces of Semitic and undead.
Machine guns, artillery, war fortresses, incendiary bombs, battleships, aircraft carriers...... If such a powerful civilization can't dominate the world, it's a thing that has no heavenly reason~!
No matter how powerful the lich and dark mage are, there is a limit, but the advanced weapons of humans can be manufactured, equipped, and used infinitely.
Compared to them, the Semitic were simply savages who were still in a state of ignorance.
They used to laugh at bare-assed savages with wooden spears and stone axes, but that's how humans see them now.
But...... But is Semitic really in decline?
Is it true that the once glorious and great Semitic race is declining like this?
Where do we go in the future......
Is it really hopeless?
In that moment, he thought of many, many things.
Of course, Governor Pars knew that the things in this barracks were specially put on display, and for them to see them, the governors had a great showmanship.
But he wasn't a fool, he saw a lot of things behind him, and these new things beyond his comprehension made him feel very uncomfortable.
The governors next to him looked at his demented expression, looked at each other for the moment, and then walked away from him silently, some of them still feeling concerned, reaching out and patting him on the shoulder.
When they first came to this barracks, they were also shocked, it felt like a low-level Soviet worker, and suddenly they arrived on Fifth Avenue in New York, and their whole outlook on life was distorted.
Some people are even far worse than Pars, yelling like fools, "No way, this is a lie", and then going to blow out the lights.
As a result, it was naturally laughed at by the people of the entire barracks until now.
It was a long time before Pars reacted, and then returned to his room in a trance—he found that he needed a break now, so that his mind could cool off and digest what he had seen today, or he would go mad.
But as soon as he entered the door, he immediately felt a cool breeze blowing on his face, which made him shiver excitedly. The heat that had been due to the scorching heat disappeared all at once.
He couldn't help but be stunned, and then by the light in the room, he clearly saw a huge round fan on the table in front of him, and several ice trays full of ice cubes were placed around the fan.
The fan pages inside whirred and swirled, blowing a cool breeze.
Pars was shocked again, and then reacted, secretly guessing in his heart: This should be another human invention, right?
He came to the fan, turned back and forth twice, and carefully stretched out his finger to touch it, but still did not realize what the fan was running on.
For a moment, he wondered if there was a very, very slender figure hidden in this fan, sweating like rain and desperately turning the rocker in the small space of the square box. I heard that alchemy is very advanced on the human side, and it is not impossible to specialize in some strange things.
Pars involuntarily pulled out the short sword at his waist, and then leaned over to study it carefully, trying to take the fan apart and take a closer look.
Just then, an attendant walked in with a large pile of things in both hands.
Looking at his appearance, he was immediately startled, and hurriedly shouted, "Be careful, don't touch it~!"
Pars was stunned for a moment, and then he was a little stunned, and took the short sword down, after all, they had made him such a thing for him to cool off the heat and relieve the fever.
And I was really embarrassed to think about dismantling the inside and letting people out, and I was caught.
The attendant stepped forward a few steps, snatched the short sword from his hand, and said, "My lord, this is full of electricity, and if you accidentally touch it, you will die." ”
Pars couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and asked strangely, "Electricity, what is electricity, is it the name of the villain hidden here?"
"What villain?" The attendant was stunned for a moment, then reacted, his face couldn't help but twist, and he secretly said in his heart: This old family is really funny.
He forced a smile and said, "My lord, is this electricity...... It's energy, yes, energy~!
The lights outside, and the fans here, all rely on the energy it supplies to use, just like the magic crystal, but this one can flow. ”
Pals suddenly remembered that before the light came on just now, there seemed to be a lot of people shouting "call, call", and they were a little inexplicable, thinking that some big man had arrived.
At this time, the attendant saw that he still did not understand, so he immediately changed his sentence and said, "My lord, do you remember the lightning in the sky during a thunderstorm? “
When Pars heard this, he was immediately startled, and hurriedly took two steps back: Is this actually lightning? This is also terrible~!
The lightning is chirping, but it will split people into charcoal, what if it jumps out of the small box?
How can a human put such a dangerous thing in the room where he lives.
Looking at his pale face, the squire's face was distorted again: These stupid and stupid hillbillies~!
But these big guys have been providing everyone with jokes in the past few days.
Now these governors have become synonymous with hillbillies and local impostors.
The attendant pinched his thigh hard, and then he struggled to resist the thought of laughing wildly, and he decided to tell his colleagues about the new joke when he returned.
Then he said respectfully, "My lord, don't worry. We've tamed lightning so that it can work for people. As long as it is not provoked maliciously, such as taking it apart, it is generally very docile. Even if you hold its shell tightly with your hand, it's fine. ”
Pars suddenly realized, and said: "You said that this lightning is like a fierce horse, whoever tames it can ride it casually, but if you touch it casually, you will definitely be able to stumble." That's what it means, right?"
The attendant breathed a long sigh of relief at the moment, as a high-tech talent, it was really tiring to talk to these people who didn't understand anything.
And this Pars seems to be pretty good in those stupid people, and his comprehension ability is quite good. It's not like the first few old stubborns, who stubbornly think that this thing is dangerous goods, and they have to be allowed to take it out.
And they don't use electric lamps, they have to use oil lamps, probably because they are afraid that humans will use these things to murder them.
The attendant bowed and said, "Your Excellency." ”
Pars smiled smugly and said, "By the way, what are you here for?"
The attendant handed the stack of books he was holding in front of Pars, and said, "My lord, these are the books you need for class."
There is also a class schedule and a map of each classroom on the back. This is pens, ink and notebooks.
These are all things that are needed for class. Also, if you need anything, you may tell me directly. ”
Pars looked at the large number of things that appeared in front of him in a daze, and felt that his head began to hurt again, although Governor Pars was smart, but he had a problem since he was a child, he couldn't see the textbook, and he had a headache and brain fever when he saw it.
After a long while, he timidly whispered, "These are all going to be used?"
The attendant said, "Yes, my lord." According to the regulations of the Republic of China, starting tomorrow, you will have to undergo a fifty-day training at the Lingshan Republic and Zhèngfǔ Senior Cadre Training Center.
There are plenty of lessons to learn, but don't worry, they're not difficult. ”
Pars couldn't help pouting, very disdainful, his sons had graduated from the aristocratic college, but he still had to go to school, which was ridiculous.
But the attendant pretended not to see it, and continued: "And, according to the rules, only those who pass the examination may continue to serve as governors. ”
Pals's heart sank suddenly, and then he became angry, and said, "Don't you understand that it is a cheat? If you maliciously make the course a little more difficult, won't all of us be unqualified."
Rather than that, we might as well just remove us all. ”
Pars determined that this must have been a trick of the new zhèngfǔ.
He paused for a moment, then cried out, "I'm going to join the other governors in a joint letter......"
But it suddenly occurred to me that there was no Prime Minister and no High Priest of the Dead, and to whom should these governors write to? President Brad, or Lord Lorraine?
He was hesitating, and then he heard the attendant say, "My lord, the school implements the last elimination system, and only the last three people are brushed down.
Moreover, if you maliciously make trouble during the study period, it will be recorded in the academic performance, and the credits will be deducted according to the program. ”
Pals suddenly closed his mouth.
When the squire saw that Pars was honest, he couldn't help but smile secretly, then looked at the pile of things, and then remembered something, and said, "Well, that's right." There's also a Rolex eighteen carat gold diamond watch.
A small white elephant brand alarm clock, these are also distributed for learning. It makes it easy for you to keep track of your time. ”
He paused, then continued, "I've already set the alarm clock." When it goes off, all you need to do is attach it to the white button on the back. ”
As he spoke, he picked up the alarm clock made according to the dignity of the little white man and gave a demonstration to Pars.
Then he admonished, "Also, my lord." Although the watch is accurate, it is not waterproof. So when you're washing your hands and face, it's best to put it aside. ”
Pars took the watch and shone it into the light a few times, and his eyes ached at the glittering diamonds on the watch.
He couldn't help but curse in his heart: These damn dogs~!
You know, on the Semitic side, this watch alone is already worth a lot of money, and it has no price, it is a sought-after commodity, even if you can't buy it with money.
Even as a governor, he had only brought a pocket watch with him, which was only smuggled from the human side, and it was said that it was just ordinary high-end goods, not yet the level of craftsmanship of a master.
Even so, it is worth nearly 10,000 gold coins, and Pars is very precious.
And now, holding this eighteen-carat solid gold watch with diamonds all over the dial, thinking about that watch is like a piece of shit.
He didn't know that because of the high-tech magic practice room led by Lorina, the technology of making diamonds from charcoal tongguò high temperature and high pressure had been developed two years ago.
In the age of science and technology, the equipment that can only be created by climbing the technology tree can be easily realized in the alchemy room, two uncomplicated spells.
Even more ferocious, they also developed cubic zirconia, commonly known as 'Soviet stone'.
Then use this kind of imitation diamond to sell it in the market as diamonds, maliciously deceiving the majority of consumers - anyway, these aristocrats and local tyrants are all extremely ignorant, and do not have any scientific literacy at all, and cannot distinguish the real from the fake.
And like real natural diamonds, they were carefully collected by Lord Luo and Second Master Lei as their own decorative items.
Later, some jewelry experts wrote articles in newspapers angrily denouncing this kind of deception of consumers, and even called it "madness".
But then the man disappeared, it is said that someone once saw the man in the Qingshi Mountain Quarry Fitness Weight Loss Training Center, and saw him dancing and singing all day long, living a carefree and happy life like a fairy tale.
Chairman Leo also stood up to refute the rumors, saying: "Who said that our diamonds are fake, our diamonds all have certificates." Look, each one has a loud, screaming big brick family autographed.
In the future, if anyone dares to spread rumors casually, the second master will have a lawsuit with Ya, and he must be sued as pants~!"
Then the attendant came up to the light switch, and then pulled the light rope and explained to Pars what it was for.
Pars caught the lamp rope at the moment, and then pulled it several times, watching the light flicker and go out, and play very happily.
When he came back to his senses, he found that the attendant was looking at him with a disdainful gaze, even though he had been in power for many years and his face was a little old-fashioned, but he couldn't help but blush slightly.
Then the attendant looked at it, and there was nothing else to remind him, so he took his leave and withdrew.
Watching the squire leave, Pars was also relieved: although the squire answered all questions and was very tireless, it always made people feel as if he was showing off.
This feeling of being secretly despised by others is very uncomfortable, but it makes him unable to get angry, and as a result, he can only feel aggrieved, which is extremely unpleasant.
He turned his attention to the electric light again, and then, as if to take revenge, he pulled it four or five more times.
Looking at the flickering lights in his barracks, all the people who were wandering around the camp knew that the stupid fork who lived in this room must have just arrived.
In the middle of the night, Pars finally settled down and lay down on his bed.
Fortunately, he had slept on smuggled spring mattresses before—good things naturally came first to their public servants.
Therefore, this time, when I lay on the bed full of soft elastic xìng, I didn't make a fuss.
He turned off the light, let the electric fan blow all the time, and lay on the bed with his heart fluctuating, and kept thinking: what he saw in this evening alone has subverted his previous cognition, so what more novel things will be waiting for him tomorrow?
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"Jingle Bell Bell ......" A rapid bell rang, and Pars suddenly woke up from his sleep. He looked up and looked around a few times, and then realized that this was the barracks, and that he had come to Arcaderine yesterday in the War Fortress to attend a study class.
At this time, the bell kept ringing, and he had a headache, so he turned his head, learned the method taught by the attendant yesterday, and pressed lightly on a button on it, and the bell disappeared suddenly. The whole world was also restored to peace.
Pars felt refreshed for a moment, and then saw a large stack of books next to him, and suddenly realized that he still had a lot of lessons to take today.
He hurriedly jumped out of bed, and by this time, an attendant had already brought toiletries from outside.
Pars washed up in a hurry, and then, with the help of the attendant, found the textbook notes, and then led the attendant to a large room.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw that there were already a lot of colleagues sitting inside.
Seeing that he also came in in a hurry, those people greeted him very warmly and said a few words. As the saying goes, there are four great irons in this world, they have carried guns together, they have passed through the window together, they have shared the spoils together, and they have prostituted together.
Now that everyone is in class together, the relationship is hard.
In the future, these are all resources that can be used, and they are indispensable.
Then I heard a bell ring, and class began. (To be continued.) )