151: You're pretty good
Zhen Cheng simply took Shen Yunbai with him, and while showing him all kinds of fancy work for hospitality, he exerted psychological pressure on him.
"Young Master Shen, we have specially prepared hand-grabbed mutton for the Mughal envoys, and you have prepared kimchi in the East Building?"
"What is there to prepare for kimchi? How much lamb do you have in your fingers, right? Let Young Master Ben taste it. ”
Zhen Cheng was very generous, and immediately asked someone to bring mutton to Shen Yunbai.
Shen Yunbai showed off all the plates, and then he sent out a soul torture: "Is this thing you made better than the big brother Mengwu himself?" ”
It's too much! The young man in the West Building couldn't help it, "If you think it's not authentic, Young Master Shen don't eat it." ”
"How do you know it's unpalatable if you don't taste it? You guys, specially prepare hometown food-" Shen Yunbai deliberately dragged out a long tone, and said with his hands behind his back: "Flattery, it's too flattering!" ”
Zhen Cheng only thought he was jealous, pointed to the venue and said, "Shen Shao, look, we have also prepared a song and dance for Mengwu." ”
Shen Yunbai was happy: "What is this?" It's amazing! Young Master Ben really hasn't seen it yet. ”
"This is the Mughal Bowl Dance."
"Oh, that's a great dancer!"
Zhen Cheng smiled slightly, "Can there be singing and dancing in the East Building?" ”
Shen Yunbai shook his head, "We don't have such fun in the East Building, you call it Yingying, properly Yingying!" ”
Zhen Cheng frowned and endured it for the time being.
He took Shen Yunbai to see the envoy's residence again, and his words were a little proud, "Young Master Shen, even the place where the envoy lives is according to their preferences. ”
Shen Yunbai was not polite at all, "Flattery, you know how to flatter." ”
Zhen Cheng sank his face, "Even our junior in the West Building is wearing Mughal clothes. ”
"Stammering, admitting, flattering!"
Zhen Cheng really couldn't bear it, he wanted to see Shen Yunbai make a fool of himself, but he didn't expect this cheeky thief to be thick, no matter what you show him, he picks on what you don't like to hear.
Even the second child in the west building is worried enough, what are you doing with this ancestor? This is not looking for abuse!
So Zhen Shaodong's family began to issue an eviction order, "Today's guests are here, the East Building must be very busy, Young Master Shen, please go back." ”
Shen Yunbai cheered, his face full of happiness, "You don't have anything to see here, it's really boring." But the shopkeeper Zhen showed off enthusiastically, and Young Master Ben was embarrassed to leave. You still have a bit of eyesight, and you can see that Young Master Ben is embarrassed, so you take the initiative to ask me to go back, Zhen Cheng, you are quite good. ”
Zhen Cheng: "......"
He traveled south and north, and he had never seen Shen Yunbai so strange. He looked at Shen Dashao's back, his brows furrowed, "Is Shen Yunbai really so frivolous, or is he pretending to be crazy and stupid?" ”
In Xiao Er's words, "may be frivolous and pretend to be crazy and stupid." ”
Here, Shen Yunbai returned to the East Building and immediately went to Pei Jin to report.
"Mother, Zhen Cheng's food, clothing, housing and transportation are all according to the customs of the Muslims, and even the singing and dancing are top bowls! The son scolded him for flattery, and his face turned blue. Mother, we won't lose, right? ”
Pei Jin said: "Don't worry, go with the flow, it's trivial, it's okay." ”
"Are you really alright?"
"Don't worry, against these two small countries, even if you lose today, my mother has to make herself cool first!"
Shen Yunbai held the teapot and poured water to drink, and after drinking, he said: "They also grabbed mutton with their hands, and I showed off a plate." ”
Pei Jin smiled: "No wonder you are thirsty like this." In order to find out the news, my son sacrificed a lot. ”
"No, it's all holding up."
At this time, the envoys and subordinates of Heyu and Chaoli had already washed away the dust and changed into clean clothes. The seats on the first floor of the east building are set up, and the meal is about to start.
Hong Shaoqing of Honglu Temple sat on the seat, listened to his subordinates talk about the situation in the West Building, and figured out some meaning. The furnishings and ornaments of the Barbarian Mansion were robbed by the West Building, and even the cooks over there did not let go.
And the east building didn't grab anything, just abandoned the way of catering and completely let go of himself.
Hong Shaoqing couldn't help but wonder, what kind of meal could Mrs. Pei eat this meal in such a different way?
Everyone sat down, and the dishes were served one after another, and Li Chengen, the envoy of Chaoli, was very displeased.
"No kimchi, no rice cakes, nothing, I can't get used to it!"
Pei Jin sneered and asked, "Dare to ask the envoy of Chaoli, what did the tribute bring this time?" ”
Li Chengen was very proud, "This time I brought a lot of tributes, including silkworm silk, copper mines, furs and beautiful women. ”
That's it?
This little tribute is worth your head so high?
Pei Jin said coldly: "Take this little thing and exchange it for ten or even dozens of times the silver two treasures to go back, what a big face!" You think it's profitable, you can't come three or four times a year, let's put it this way, you have two words in your bones - greed. ”
Li Chengen is weak, "and he is not very greedy." ”
Pei Jin said: "You are here to beg, you can eat whatever you give, and if you ask for it, go back!" ”
Hong Shaoqing was shocked!
Is this man so rigid? That's why she dared to speak like this, and everyone was smiling all over her face, for fear that the envoy would be a little dissatisfied.
Then Li Chengen's face was red with anger, he was really relieved!
After Pei Jin's training was completed, Li Chengen looked at Tian Yan of Heyu Mountain.
"Do you have any comments?"
Yamada: "I don't dare to have. ”
It's not easy to dare to have it!
Pei Jindao: "Heyu is even more shameless, although it is once a year, but because the tribute reward is too rich, there are businessmen who pretend to be envoys to deceive the reward!" The real and false missions clashed in Kyoto, and accidentally injured Daxi's officials, what a bad work! For the sake of a little reward, you can do anything. ”
Yamada: "I'm a true envoy. ”
Pei Jin snorted coldly, "You are really stumbling." ”
Yamada didn't understand what it meant, and was a little stunned for a while. At this time, Li Chengen said unknowingly: "The food is delicious, isn't there singing and dancing?" ”
"Yes!" Pei Jindao, "But that's the finale, and I can't take it out at this time." Aren't you Chaoli paying tribute to beauties? You can't even dance, right? Hurry, you are self-sufficient. ”
So, before the beauties in Li Chengen's hands could be offered, they performed a wave in Wanghulou first.
As soon as the music sounded, Li Chengen moved his shoulders with him, and then simply took the elephant hat and put it on.
The elephant hat is the national costume of Chaoli, and the hat has a long strap that can be thrown up and circled.
Li Chengen began to turn his elephant hat, round and round, and enjoyed it.
Hong Shaoqing looked stupid, these people were arrogant when they were in the barbarian mansion, picky, stingy, and sick, this time they actually entertained themselves, and even the envoys danced.
For Hong Shaoqing, this is really a long time to see.
After dancing on Chao Li's side, Pei Jin said again: "You and Yu are just looking at it like this?" None of them can perform? Shamisen, right? "Cherry Blossoms" will always be sung, right? Yamada, stand up, you can't lose to Kosahari. ”
Li Chengen danced too happily just now, and Yamada didn't feel embarrassed, so he picked up the instrument and began to play, and he Yujiali was not far behind and began to dance.
Hong Shaoqing made a big bowl! In the past, it was the Barbarian Mansion that prepared to sing and dance, but now it is an eye-opener.
Two small countries actually started to compete, he beat a long drum, he had to come to shakuhachi, he Daolaki, he had to pull the net tune......
Look, the performance of a theatrical show is also rolled up.