153: A glimmer of return

This medical display made Li Chengen admire him so much.

Pei Jin smiled and teased, "Yamada plans to write an article after returning to China, why don't you write it as an envoy of Chaoli?" Is it because there is no culture? ”

Uneducated? No way! Lee Sung-eun will never admit defeat!

"Write, write a travelogue tonight! The Dragon Boat Festival of a big country is beyond the reach of the dust; The embroidery of a great country is beyond the reach of the dust; The medicine of a great country is beyond the reach of the dust! ”

Pei Jin: "......" big brother will be this idiom?

In view of Li Chengen's acceptable performance, Pei Jin also gave Chaoli a reward, allowing them to borrow the kitchen to make kimchi or something.

Li Chengen said that he must write a small essay well, and asked Pei Jinduo to prepare some pepper noodles for him.

Pepper is chili, Pei Jin agreed to come down in one bite, and let Li Chengen pay for it.

Pei Jindao: "I hope that Chaoli's descendants have a little backbone, don't steal, don't rob, don't search for obscenity." When they see your travelogue, it's best to keep it in their hearts and don't forget it. ”

Li Chengen said that he was very confident in Chaoli's descendants, but Pei Jin didn't believe a word.

She started high-five again.

Lee Sung-eun and Yamada thought that there was something good, and they both stared at the door expectantly. I only heard the noisy footsteps outside, and dozens of people came in Hulala, all of them heroic and strong, all holding big knives in their hands.

Each knife is cold and looks extremely sharp.

Yamada and Li Chengen were so frightened that they hugged each other and trembled, so they said that they couldn't pick wool all at once, which annoyed people, right?

The tribute in recent years is a bit unusual, and the tribute is not good, and Daxi gives back several times the silver money and jewelry, so that the small country feels profitable, so it always comes.

Heyu made a joke about businessmen pretending to be envoys in vain in exchange for rewards, and Chaoli was even more shameless, eager to come four times a year.

Did you fight the autumn wind too much, and Daxi was not happy?

I also think the new guest house is very interesting, it turns out that today is a severed head meal, and we will click off after eating!

Believe it or not, even the axe bearers are here......

Yamada and Li Chengen pondered whether they wanted to leave some last words or something, but they didn't expect Pei Jin to raise his glass and say: "The two envoys want to watch Daxi's singing and dancing, and they said that they would enjoy the finale." ”

The two envoys breathed a sigh of relief, it's good to sing and dance, I've seen sword dance before, and the sword dance should be the same, and so many people perform, it should be very good-looking.

The hands they were holding immediately let go, and they moved away in disgust.

The drum beat sounded around, and the knife hands lined up in the drum, the movements were neat, the knife was powerful, and the knife was invisible.

Yamada asked Translator He to send a message to Translator Cao, "This dance is quite fresh." ”

Cao translated it to Li Chengen, and Li Chengen said, "The singing and dancing of a great country is beyond the reach of the dust!" ”

At this time, the drums were as dense as a shower, and the swordsmen jumped off the stage in unison, dancing and singing: "The big knife is cut off at the heads of the devils!" ”

Whoosh, Yamada's hat was slashed off.

"Daxi brave brothers, the day has come to fight devils!"

Well, Yamada's sleeve was cut off, and Lee Sung-eun's wine glass was shattered.

"There is the heroic Daxi army in the front, and the people of the whole country in the back,"

A strand of the two envoys' beards was cut off......

"Look at the enemy, destroy him, destroy him!"

The members of the mission were all in front of them, dancing vigorously. Because it was so shocking, the audience was silent when the singing ended. The two envoys hugged each other again, and they were almost scared.

"Smack, smack, smack." Some applauded.

Everyone looked at the place where the applause came from, and it turned out to be an ordinary-looking painter, and he smiled and said, "This is a new song and dance?" Majestic, majestic, very wonderful. ”

"Awards, awards." Pei Jin was modest, "What does Hong Shaoqing think?" ”

Hong Shaoqing gave a thumbs up, "Domineering!" ”

Okay, the leaders are satisfied.

Pei Jin looked at the members of the mission with concern, looking very puzzled, "It's just singing and dancing, why are you trembling?" I didn't mean to scare people, but I didn't expect everyone to be so timid. ”

Yamada said weakly: "Please...... Spare my dog's life. ”

Pei Jin smiled slightly, "Don't worry, don't cut it." ”

Yamada hurriedly expressed his determination: "In the future, the tribute will take more good things." ”

Li Chengen: "We must come to Chaoli a few times less." ”

Yamada: "Just give a little in return, not more, not more." ”

Li Chengen: "In the future, bring your own cook, just give the pot." No, no, no, I don't have to give the pot, I carry it here from Chaoli myself. ”

Yamada: "Don't soak in hot springs, don't eat sushi, don't have sweets, don't, don't do all of them." ”

Pei Jin said lightly: "Leave your dog's life, go back and tell your master, if he comes to attack in the future, I will set foot on the island!" Whether it's a peninsula, or an archipelago. ”

"Good!" Shen Yunbai stood in the corner and took the lead in applauding.

The two envoys said that they must convey it, and Pei Jin smiled and said: "Our actors are too involved in dancing knives, and we have scratched your clothes, report a little, do you bring a change of clothes?" ”

"Bring it."

"When this meal is finished, go back and get another one."

Yamada Hiko, Lee Sung-en: "......" You cut our clothes into pieces and stabbed our hats to wear, and you didn't pay for a single piece?

After Pei Jin slapped him, he gave another red date, "The kitchen is open to the mission, you can support yourself and do whatever you want." If you need any ingredients, just tell the kitchen and go back to checkout. ”

Hong Shaoqing watched the whole process, and he was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground, others don't know, can he still not know? These two small countries don't know how much chaos they have stirred up just because of the tribute, and they have huge skins!

Especially Chao Li, they told them not to come four times a year, and they verbally agreed, and they still ran to Kyoto one by one, which was annoying.

A welcome banquet, a song and dance, all of them are so honest.

Hong Shaoqing said with a smile: "Mrs. Pei, your song and dance is very fresh, do you have a name?" ”

"Back to Lord Shaoqing, this song and dance has only been rehearsed in recent days, and it has not yet been named. What do you think should be called a dance, this artist? ”

Hong Shaoqing: "...... "I'm such a big Shaoqing sitting here, you actually let the painter name me?" Do you still want my support?

Jing Yuan looked at the "Knife Splitting to Make Picture" on the rice paper thoughtfully, and then said with a smile: "Dancing knives is also a group dance, so it's called 'knife group dance'." ”

Pei Jin: "......" is not impossible.

The reception on the first day finally ended, and Lee Sung-eun and Yamada Hiko-e-hone deeply experienced what it means to escape from death, and obediently went back to change their clothes and write a small essay. The article is full of beautiful words, for fear that one day it will really be clicked by a big knife.

Pei Jin sent Hong Shaoqing to the door and said with a smile: "Are you still satisfied?" ”

Hong Shaoqing said: "Mrs. Pei's unique path is really extraordinary, admire, admire." ”

That's satisfaction.

"It's just that there is one thing that the official doesn't agree with."