"The days go by! Day after day! Exercise hard! I'm the best! ”

Passerby B looked at his stupid apprentice shouting slogans while driving wooden stakes, and thought, "Hey, this kid, this is a thing!"

Passerby B spoke: "You kid, what are you shouting!" ”

Wang Shu is only seven or eight years old, and he looks like a little radish dun: "Shout slogans!" ”

Passerby pouted and frowned: "You kid nonsense, I don't know what you shout?" I just want to know what you're calling it for! ”

Wang Shu thought to himself, you guy, I think you are asking this on purpose, playing prestige! However, Wang Shu also followed him, his eyes purred to the side, his head tilted slightly, and he smiled, looking innocent: "Hmm... It's fun to shout at it. ”

Passerby B looked at it, happy, hey, good guy has never seen such fun.

But he still has to pretend to be strict on his face, and passers-by endure it, he really can't laugh. This kid has so much power, maybe one day he won't practice his kung fu and go out to kill outsiders.

Passerby B: "Boy, do you still have the strength to gossip about my lack of training?" If you are willing to shout slogans, you will continue to shout, shout until dinner, and you are not allowed to eat for a moment! ”

Wang Shu thought to himself, it's over, this voice has to be hoarse. didn't say much, the rules of the dark guard, say the same, admit it.

Wang Shu said to his master, "Obey, master!" ”

I only heard a voice from the martial arts training ground in the small courtyard, "The days are long!" Day after day! Exercise hard! I'm the best! Finally, the voice was hoarse.

Wang Shu looked at the sky, it was not dark yet, the hotel had not arrived, and his voice was hoarse. Wang Shu: Damn, I can't eat!

His master sat in the room drinking tea, thinking, "Oh, this kid, he is so hard that he can't keep his throat hoarse!" It's okay, it's okay, I see that the teacher will teach him a lesson!

As soon as the dinner bell rang, Wang Shu muttered in his heart, sighing in pain, this voice will not be wasted tomorrow? What if the old man asks me to continue shouting tomorrow?

Thinking about this, he still has to take a look at his master in person, his master is sitting in the inner courtyard, and he has to go in and report if he doesn't finish shouting the slogan today.

Wang Shu knocked on the door, his voice hoarse, hoarse like a zombie with his vocal cords cut: "Master... In vain... Wang Shu... Here it comes. ”

It's also thanks to his master's good ears, he thought, okay, these two words are jumping out, and no matter how much he talks, he must have a male duck voice apprentice. The duck's voice is louder than this!

Passerby B still had a straight face, and as soon as he opened the door, he pretended: "Do you know it's wrong? ”

Wang Shu nodded, still in a dumb voice: "... Know... Wrong. ”

In fact, Wang Shu thought to himself, where did I make a mistake, so he shouted two more voices, which is not pleasing to your eyes. didn't dare to say it, his master wanted to know, maybe he thought this kid was too old.

Master knowingly asked, "Are you able to eat at the point where you shouted the slogan?" ”

Wang Shu shook his head, he said, "No... Well, I didn't finish shouting, eat... No. ”

His master said, "All right, boy, come and sit on a chair and drink some honey to moisten it, but don't be unable to speak tomorrow." ”

Wang Shu is also obedient, he listens to his master. Wang Shu picked up the teacup and touched it, and the honey water was still cool and slid down his throat.

When his master saw that he had drunk three cups of honey water, he went to the cabinet and rummaged through it, and brought him a bottle of honey: "Specially made, drink it for three days in a row, two bowls a day, and your throat will not hurt." ”

Wang Shu nodded, his voice was much better, and asked his master, "Hungry?" ”

His master glared, hey, the kid kicked his nose and cheek so hard!

The master said: "Drinking honey water is drinking honey water, eating is eating, two different things, you can't eat rice, honey water doesn't say you can't drink it, people, you have to know how to be flexible", after saying that, his master took a sip of tea, and said, "Kick your nose and face with others, follow me, no, this is the rule, if you have an accident, I will be responsible." ”

Wang Shu also heard the meaning, his master said that he was afraid that he would be lawless and cause holes.

Wang Shu also has the potential to be a drama spirit, as soon as he heard this, he didn't drink tea anymore, and knelt down and kowtowed to his master: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship, and in the future, the master will say that the apprentices in the east will not go to the west, and they will go wherever they go, and they will do whatever they want, all up to you!" ”

When his master looked at it like this, he really had never seen such a fuss. Fortunately, he himself is not old-fashioned, let Wang Shu get up, and nod Wang Shu's head with his finger: "Hey, I said how can you be so good in your kid's head, not like other children." ”

Wang Shu smiled: "It's so fun." ”

When his master heard this, he felt that this kid was fine and stupid, so he sent him away: "Come on, you go back to the house, let's not train tomorrow, take a theory class, have a good rest, this thing has to use your brain." ”

Wang Shu smiled at him, and closed the door with his master: "Okay, master!" Master has a good rest, and the disciples will not bother. ”

His master thought, hey, you don't bother with this thing?