A white and red, unusual little milk cat jumped and rapped on the Allegro: "Meow meow! Mimi Mimi! There is a golden house in the book, and there is a word (Yan) like jade in the book. Do you know it, do you know it, I am grateful for the flowers I am waiting for: men are like dogs, women are like cats, it is better to say that men are dogs, and women are cats. A new day has come again, and Shan Tianfang has begun to make trouble with books again. The plot is not enough, and the memories are made up; The plot is not enough, and the gods come to make up; There are not enough stories, and they are made up randomly; If you have enough time, you can make up the ads.

The characters and stories are purely fictional, please do not imitate them. All rights reserved, piracy must be investigated; Relative freedom, infringement must be investigated. If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; If anyone sins against me, I will offend. Dogs don't offend me, I don't offend dogs; If a dog sins against me, I will sin against a dog. If there is any similarity, it is purely a coincidence, please do not pretend to be sentimental and sit in the right seat. Read in moderation, don't indulge. Go deep and cross the river carefully. There are choices and choices, and the combination of work and rest. Arrange reasonably and enjoy life. Meow-woo-"

"Woohoo! Wangwangwang! Kitten, are you saying true? Labor and management (Lao Tzu) also have to listen to Lao Dan's lectures. It means "Journey to the West", "Journey to the East", "Stone", and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms、。。。。 Or "Three Cats Wandering" and "Three Mao Wanderings"? A little black dog charged forward, shaking its head and barking at the little white and red milk cat.

"The Story of the Stone" said: Jia is not fake, and white jade is a horse for Tang Jin. Afang Palace, three thousand miles, can't live in a history of Jinling. The East China Sea lacked a hundred jade beds, and the Dragon King invited the King of Jinling. In a good year, there is a lot of snow, and pearls are like earth and gold. Jinling twelve knives, full of gold and jade to make a mausoleum. Don't envy the immortals, don't admire the king, the story king Shan Tianfang.

Wangcai Wangcai Wangcai, you say it's not powerful, isn't it powerful? The white and red little milk cat smiled at Xiao Erhei.

"WangcaiwangcaiWangwangcai, amazing, amazing! Harm (ahem, hi hi)! Ahh The sky in the liberated areas is a clear day; The people in the liberated areas like it so much. Hey, hey! Ya hoo hi (sub-arc welding) hi one yes hi! Ya Hu Hi (sub-arc welding) Hu Hu Hu He, Hi Hi! Ya hoo hi (sub-arc welding) hi one yes hi! Xiao Erhei jumped with joy.

"Go, go, play, play. Where there is injustice, there is me, and where there is injustice, there is me...... There is no Amitabha in the south, there is no Amitabha in the south! The little milk cat is still walking on the bamboo board, "cat steps" and meowing.

"Whoosh-" The little black dog with the stage name "Wangcai" and the common name "Xiao Erhei" lit a drill cannon, and Wang Wang shouted: "Go your own way, let others go the way." Wrong! Go your own way and let others say go. A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet each other. Woohoo! ”

"Woohoo! Wangwangwang! The little white dog, whose stage name is "Laifu" and whose common name is "Xiao Erbai", also shouted with "Wangwang".

"Meow - it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know how good people are! If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; If anyone sins against me, I will offend. I am a good man to protect the three villages, and your good dog wants to protect the three neighbors. Why do you want to disturb my rest? If one breaks the wealth, the wealth is not wealth, and the blessing is not a blessing. Dogs are fools, and they are not as good as our cats and monkeys! it. A little civet cat woke up in a dream and scolded at "Xiao Erhei", why did he make such a big move? I don't know the secrecy at all, "The Guns of the Secret Bureau" hasn't started yet, but you have a shot, it's really a little Dongdong who has not achieved enough and has more than enough failures! And it is more than enough (fish) every year, easy to swim (fish), and it is difficult to write. Endorsed in the book, this little civet cat is the incarnation of Duan Yunpeng, a high-level apprentice with excellent light skills, who is "Swallow Li San", that is, a high-level apprentice with excellent light skills, and is a spy killer of the Beiping Station of the Kuomintang Military Command Bureau. Who knows, when it was not powerful, wasn't it also the "tanuki for the prince" who died and died?

"The waves run - the waves, the surging rivers will never end. has exhausted the things of the world, and mixed up a surging trend. It's joy and sorrow, and you can't tell the difference between laughter and sorrow in the waves. "The little milk cat singing in white and red is really heard by the people, and the world is crying ghosts and gods.

"A cloud-piercing arrow" crossed the sky and did not disperse for a long time.

In a moment, a group of kittens, paparazzi, monkeys, chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits, pigeons, sparrows, parrots, mandarin ducks, magpies, cuckoos, crows, thrushes, starlings, firebirds, woodpeckers, quails, peacocks, phoenixes, Bugu (valley) birds, seagulls, petrels, egrets, red-crowned cranes, forest eagles, owls, penguins, etc., directly attracted pigs, horses, cattle, sheep, mules, donkeys and other poultry, birds, and livestock also came to "watch the battle". It is not ambiguous to say that thousands of troops have come to meet each other. It's just a lion, a bear, a leopard, a tiger, an eagle, a fox, a wolf, a snake, a scorpion, a mouse, a ghost, a scorpion, a ghost, a ghost, a snake

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g), ghosts, demons, fairies, mosquitoes, flies, locusts, earthworms, ants, crickets, crickets, moths and other "birds and beasts", "insects and flies", reptiles, "mountain and wild villagers" or "great gods and immortals" cannot receive the "cloud-piercing arrow order", and they are not welcome here at all.

"Ahh Monkey head, first-class in the country; Cat's head cat's head, the world's merry. The little milk cat sings really well, and the cats, dogs, monkeys, rabbits, chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, horses, cows, sheep, mules, donkeys and other gods are all coming quickly. This time, I'm going to tell them a book as well.

What farmer and snake, weasel to the chicken New Year's greetings, Mr. Dongkuo and the wolf, the wolf is coming, the old wolf treats, the wolf and the lamb, the sheep is mended, the wolf falls in love with the sheep and loves crazy, the mouse falls in love with the cat, the three mice, the tortoise and the rabbit race, the stupid bird flies first, the three cats are harmless, the tanuki for the prince, the proud rooster, the fox fake tiger might, the bear bear two, three monks, seven gourd babies, "painting the snake to add feet", "carving the boat for the sword", "the edge of the wood for the fish", "waiting for the rabbit", "Zheng people buy shoes", "Ye Gong is a good dragon", "praise the father chasing the sun", "the north and the south", "Cover your ears and steal the bell", "cover your eyes and steal the bell", "indiscriminately fill the number", "pull out the seedlings to grow", the magic pen Ma Liang, Ma Lanhua, Nezha in the sea, havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the Bull Demon King and Wu Zetian, the wind and the horse and the cow are not related, the donkey's head is not in the horse's mouth, the dog's tail continues to be mink, Wu Song fights the tiger, fights and kills Ximenqing, drunkenly beats Jiang Menshen, the blood shallow mandarin duck building, punches the town of Guanxi, Lin Jiaotou Fengxue Mountain Temple, You Sanjie, Liu Sanjie, Hu Sanjie, Fengshen Romance, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Sanmao Congjunji, Three Heroes and Five Righteousness, Seven Swords and Thirteen Heroes, Iron Umbrella Monster, "Golden Bottle Plum", ". ", "The Biography of Ruyijun", "The Biography of the Crazy Woman", "The History of the Waves", "The Monk of the Lamp Grass" (that is, "The Dream of the Lantern Flower", "The Story of the Lantern Flower"), "The History of the Embroidered Couch", "Su'e Chapter", "Ben and Hai", "Jade Building", "Gu Yu Yan", "Spring Dream of the Red Mansion", "Waste Capital", "Siege", "Wildfire Spring Breeze Fighting Ancient City", Black Cat Hotel, Wind and Rain Carved Building, etc., I can run the train with my mouth full of mouths, and I can stew them with a spoonful.

It's not that I'm bragging, I just use one mouth to tell stories and art, which is more exciting and fascinating than you reading novels, movies, and TV series, and it is very engaging, which will make you want to stop and be eager to listen to the next time. Do you believe it? If you don't believe me, let's try it.

I can say that the dead are alive, and the living are dead. Some people are dead, and he is still alive; There is a man who is alive, and he is dead. Death is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai, and there is a walking corpse alive! Whoever tells lies or lies will be thundered in the sky. Do you believe it? If you don't believe me, let's try. Try it! Who's afraid of whom? It's a mule or a horse, pull it out for a walk. Do you want to try it in the merit forest?

If you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it, you can do it; If you say you can't do it, you can't do it, and you can't do it. Horizontal batches are not satisfied!

People's desires are endless, a 'greedy' word? And some people, under the manipulation of desire, gradually lose their original heart and original intention. They are not willing to take the road flat, so they try their best to take advantage of opportunistic tricks and engage in some crooked ways.

Where people want, everyone can go. We must never forget our original intention, never leave our heart, maintain a red heart, and keep our mission in mind; Don't float at any time, don't be complacent; Always adhere to the hard, simple, modest and cautious, not arrogant and impatient style of life and work. Don't boast about your own ability and don't promote your own merits, just like Yan Hui, the old master of Yan, said: I wish there was no goodness and no hard work. We must be modest and cautious at all times, humble and modest, and cannot be domineering (holy, victorious, and leftover). Who hasn't had a time when a horse kicks high and short, stumbles and falls? How can you fall into the well and gloat? Although the tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, the down-and-out phoenix is not as good as a chicken, is there no time for people to turn over and be liberated? It is necessary to give encouragement and help to others, instead of attacking, suppressing, trapping and framing people.

If you make a mistake, you will be a good comrade, and if you make it again, you will make it again, and you will change it after you make it. Says who? Zhao Benshan once said it in a sketch show. Everyone has the opportunity to mend their ways, and all living beings can become Buddhas, so how can they beat people to death with a stick in a domineering manner? Can you guarantee that you will always be on top? Isn't there a time for you to come down?

"Brand new" Fenghua generationless characteristic martial arts, grand masterpieces, broad scenes, magnificent momentum, ups and downs, intriguing; Life is like a play, drama is like life, life is short, come and go in a hurry, joys and sorrows, spring goes to autumn, flowers bloom and become rich, leaves fall back to the roots, ninety-nine return to one, and the cycle repeats. No matter whether you are rich or poor, big or small, old or young, high or low, high or low, far or near, the ending of people is the same, only the process of growing up is different; No matter how rich you are or how big an official you are in this life, you will actually die the same as ordinary people; Therefore, the meaning of life lies in how to endure, enjoy, and make use of the different processes of life, whether it is good or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, rather than the ultimate goal of death; Life should be short-lived and brilliant rather than long-lived; Although it is said that "it is better to die than to live", but do not live a long life; It's better to have a wonderful life extension than a quick and quick death. In fact, death means a new beginning! Do you know what a new beginning is when you die? Who knows? Life is full of resentment, life is bitter and sweet, life grievances and grievances, sorrows and sorrows, love and hatred, swords and swords, fascinating, tear-jerking, thought-provoking; It is a "combination of Chinese and Western" that integrates martial arts, romance, history, culture, military, religion, philosophy, customs, famous mountains and rivers, flowers and birds, and animal worlds. A little appreciation, academic, collection and nutritional value, I hope the world can carefully understand this "Heroic Soul in Troubled Times", that is, "Chaos", also known as "Strange Heroes through the Ages", "Life", "Three Cats Wandering (Count)". I hope it can bring eternal inspiration to this world of "life"! Here, I sincerely invite you to take a little tour and seek the great cause of the Chinese dream.

Shan Tianfang stood in front of the table and said "whoosh-" on the ground, opened the big folding fan with black characters on a white background, and four big black characters appeared "Jiangnan Prodigal Son", although he had said that the stars were flying all over the sky, but he still conscientiously continued: "The world is full of fragrant flowers in April, and the peach blossoms in the mountain temple are in full bloom." Helplessly, the flowers fell, and I didn't know how to turn into this. There is nowhere to find the spring of long hatred, and the familiar Yan returns. There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village.

The tide rises and falls, and the wind and clouds change. The big waves wash the sand, and the middle stream hits the water. Begonias are still the same, and they have changed the world. The flowers bloom, autumn goes to winter. Wildfires burn inexhaustibly, and spring breezes blow and regenerate. Right right wrong, wrong wrong right right. Right and wrong, who can tell? Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog; People are not people, and Buddhas are not Buddhas. Success or failure turns empty, the green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times.

The lonely shadow of the cold river, the old people of the rivers and lakes, why should we have met before? Where there are people, there are grievances and hatreds, and there are rivers and lakes where there are grievances and hatreds. Therefore, people are rivers and lakes, rivers and lakes are in the hearts of people, and rivers and lakes are in front of people's eyes. The rivers and lakes are mixed, and the so-called people in the rivers and lakes are involuntarily; People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed? Since people are (i.e.), how do you quit?

I smiled at the sky with my horizontal knife, and went to leave the liver and gallbladder two Kunlun. Draw the knife and cut off the water, the water is more flowing, why do you need to borrow wine to eliminate your sorrows? Life can laugh a few times, and you must get drunk when you meet in a wine fight. A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet, and many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking. ”

Spring returns to the earth, the sun is shining, sparkling, the fish fly to the shallow bottom, and all kinds of spring breeze compete for freedom.

The water of Taihu Lake outside Suzhou City, the east mountain and the west mountain are connected with three mountains. The north of Huzhou Taihu Lake is beautiful, and the beauty is in the water of Taihu Lake.

The world is bustling, all for profit; The world is crowded, all for profit. Ask who is the master of the ups and downs in the world? It's all about the tendency of monetary gain.

"The Phoenix of the World", four gilded characters, under the illumination of the sun, the golden light is shining brightly. Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that the "Phoenix of the World" in the northern suburbs of Huzhou and the "Heaven and Earth" in the southern suburbs of Huzhou, as well as the "Flying Dragon Inn" in the Yejia Manor in the eastern Dongdao Town of Bashu, and the "Wind and Rain Carved Flower Building" in Jinting Town, Xishan Mountain, Taihu Lake, are the places where women and children in the rivers and lakes and martial arts know the gathering of chivalrous people, and they are more famous than the "New and Old Longmen Inn" in the desert of the Western Regions, the "New and Old Longmen Inn" in Luoyang, the Death Inn, and the brothel of Taiwan's "Black Cat Hotel", the Ecstasy Building in Beijing, and the Yangzhou Yichun Restaurant. If you don't believe it, ask the old man who tells stories and arts, even puppies, kittens, monkeys, rabbits, chickens, ducks, and geese know.

"Meow! Meow! Meow! Hey, those who come from the south and go north, those who go east and west, those who go in and out, those who jump up and down, those who are in the middle and those who travel, those who have money help a money field, and those who have no money help a personal field. Please come to our Phoenix Restaurant to taste the top ten famous wines and ten famous teas in the rivers and lakes! Keep you beautiful, years and years. Q: Where will you wake up tonight? The willow shore dawns and the waning moon. ”

A fat and strong big cat, squatting in the west of the seven capitals of Wujiang in Suzhou, the southern shore of Taihu Lake in the northern suburbs of Huzhou "in and out of the world" of the red mat of the restaurant, with the fat and big cat hand to greet the guests, a good crowd of traffic, the door is like a city, in and out of the grand state. It's really a lucky cat who can do business.

"Meow! Meow! Meow! Inside, please! Inside, please! Delicacies, famous wine, famous tea, cat poop coffee, cat urine wine, hand scratching cat poop cake, milk tea, hair washing, foot soaking, bathing, sauna, massage, cupping, blood congestion, chess and cards, Pa

TY, beauty, body, eyebrows, nails, fingers, feet, tattoos, all kinds of services are readily available. I saw that in front of and behind the big cat, a group of colorful little milk cats were clustered and shouted innocently and cutely to the surrounding crowd.

"I'm a cat, meow meow! I'm a cat, meow meow! ......" group of cats are dancing, which is really colorful and colorful: "Don't guess the girl's thoughts, you don't understand if you guess and guess...... Don't understand! ”

"Mandarin ducks and amphibious butterflies fly together, and the spring color in the garden is intoxicating. Quietly asked the sage, is the daughter beautiful, is the daughter beautiful? What do you say about the king's power and wealth, and what precepts and rules are you afraid of? I only hope that the world will last forever, and I will follow the person I like. Love Yi, love Yi, may this life always be with you. ...... "A white Persian cat with blue left and yellow eyes on the right sings loudly to passers-by, like the sound of a beautiful cat.

"My love is naked, my love is naked, you make me can't help but be fanatical. My love is naked, my love is naked, you can't make me lonely anymore! ......" a little red cat meows so beautifully.

"Special love for special you, my loneliness can't escape your eyes. Special love for special you, you make me less and less convinced of myself. ......" A little black cat meows the heart of a male cat on the stage outside the restaurant, this cat is so black, like a black cat that was eaten by the old wolf in the classical mythological feature film "Ma Lanhua".

"Two rats, two rats, run fast, run fast. One without ears, the other without a tail, it's weird, it's weird. A pair of "dragon and phoenix twins" orange kittens sang even more triumphantly, until it turned into a "rap" allegro: "Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the sons of mice will make holes." We are the dragon among the people, the phoenix among the people, the cat and the man are one, the cat (hair) is the dragon, and the cat (hair) is the phoenix! Square words, foreign characters, traditional characters, simplified characters, homophones, polyphonic words, fake words, transliteration words, pictographs, referring to things (showing) words, morphophonetic words, and ideographic words: 'where to dig potatoes, dig a sack', the same sound is different, the word agrees differently, agrees with different words, and agrees with different words, and the same word has different sounds. Agreed, nonsense. Oracle bone inscription, golden script, Zhou Wen (big seal, stone drum text), small seal, official script, cursive script, regular script, line script, clerical documents, text is a book, a book is a text. It is recommended that Chinese square characters use more simplified words, homophones compress one word, and polyphonic words compress one sound. Lao Tzu is labor, mother is Ma Ma, grandfather is Ye Ye, uncle is Xia Shu, aunt is mushroom (estimated), uncle is old (rescue), and children are little pot friends...... Ah! Thedo, the emoji Wukong shook his head and said: I'm annoyed. ”

"Say you say me!"

Say it fo

always.

That's the way it should be.

Say you say me!

Say it togethe

atu

(Let's talk together, natural and intimate)

Say it togethe

atu

(Let's talk together, natural and intimate)" The big flower cat sang the last finale.

There is a lot of traffic, laughter and laughter, there are such pet cats in the world to solicit hotel façade business, how will it not attract tourists from all over the world to come to the "world Phoenix" to taste the shortness of life, why bother to fall in love, the lover is far away, who to find to shout grievances? Therefore, the "Phoenix of the World" restaurant in Huzhou on the south bank of Taihu Lake has long been famous and famous all over the world. The so-called not to the Great Wall is not a hero, not to the troubled times is not a hero, not to the phoenix is not a hero, not to Taihu Lake is a pity! If you don't wander and eat, you can do it yourself!

On the north side of the restaurant, the lake is windy, which is the most charming. A large table of eight immortals, four guests dressed in extraordinary clothes have just been seated. A Taoist priest, a white-clothed boy holding a large folding fan on a white background, a blue-clothed swordsman, and the other a yellow-clothed swordsman.

"Look at the four of them!" The guest on the side whispered: "Authentic sword, sword, laughter, Tao!" You can be proud of the rivers and lakes in the martial arts. ”

"Shhhh Illness comes from the mouth, disaster comes out of the mouth, curiosity kills the cat. ”

"Shhhh Standing and talking doesn't hurt our back, we can sit and talk. ”

"Phoenix tour on the phoenix platform, phoenix goes to Taikong River artesian!" The man in white sat on the second floor of the Phoenix Restaurant and sang to the lake with the spring breeze on his face: "The flowers and plants of the Wu Palace are buried in the path, and the Jin Dynasty is dressed like an ancient mound. The three mountains are half in the blue sky, and the two waters are divided into Egret Island. It is always because the clouds can cover the sun, and Chang'an is not worried. ”

"The world is out of my generation, and the years are urging when I enter the rivers and lakes. The martial arts competition is in vain, and it is not as drunk as life. Come on! Serve the food and have a plate of 'Enter the Dragon'! The blue-clad swordsman shouted.

Dare to ask the guest officer: "What is the name of the dish?" ”

"You don't even know this, what kind of hotel with full Han seats is opened? Shut it off! It's not as good as selling dog meat on the head of a sheep. The yellow-clothed swordsman couldn't help but say.

"Excuse me! Guest officer, please advise! ”

"You mixed snake meat and cat meat together and stewed it, isn't it the so-called dragon fight in the martial arts of the rivers and lakes?" The sanctimonious Taoist priest explained solemnly.

"But this ......" the shopkeeper wondered: "The snake rivers and lakes are known as the little dragon, but the cat is the master of the tiger, how can it be called a dragon fighting for a tiger?" It's almost the same as calling the division of the dragon and the tiger. Besides, our big cat is for us to watch the door and solicit business, how can we eat cat meat? ”

"Look at how you are so dead-eyed! …… The snake is like a dragon, the cat is like a tiger, and the mixed stew is called the dragon and the tiger in the beautiful name! The taste is really beautiful, and it is more mellow and delicious than the turtle juice dog meat in Pei County, Xuzhou, Gupeng, the brother-in-law of Liu Bang, the brother-in-law of Han Gaozu Liu Bang. The yellow-clothed swordsman said complacently.

"That's how you understand it, it's really interesting!"

"There are even more interesting names for dishes, you don't know yet!" The blue-clothed swordsman said to the shopkeeper.

"Guest! If you want to say that, I know, I can still draw inferences and bypass the analogy. Isn't it just Farewell My Concubine, just stew the turtle and chicken together. The raptor crossed the river, and the snake and ginger were stewed together. ”

"That's not right! I'm not talking about it! The blue-clothed swordsman waved his hand repeatedly.

"Which one is that?" The shopkeeper was curious.

"Nine Yin White Bone Claw!" As the blue-clothed swordsman spoke, he showed his claws and grabbed them figuratively.

"Oh-I know, too!" The shopkeeper suddenly realized and shouted, "It's the phoenix claw!" ”

"Wrong - it's a chicken claw or a cat's claw,

OT phoenix claws! Can you bring me phoenix claws? The blue-clothed swordsman asked the shopkeeper embarrassed.

"Isn't that an analogy? Chickens are like phoenixes! The shopkeeper explained helplessly.

"What kind of chicken is like a phoenix? The golden rooster is independent in the cold autumn, the Xiangjiang River goes north, and the orange island is headed. Look at the mountains red all over, the forests are dyed; The river is clear and transparent, and hundreds of boats compete for the stream. The eagle strikes the sky, the fish soars to the shallow bottom, and all kinds of frost compete freely. The fish swims in the shallows and is played by shrimp, and the outdated phoenix is not as good as the chicken! The man in white couldn't help but sigh again.

"Guest officer, if you want to say this about our Phoenix Restaurant in the world, we are not happy, our Phoenix Restaurant is the rebirth of Phoenix Nirvana, and it will never become obsolete. We'll cook all the dishes you want! And it can also make you a series of dragon and phoenix auspicious, Manchu and Han full dishes! The hat of the dragon lord - there is a way. ”

"Yikes! Belch! Belch! You're blowing it right here! See what you can make for us, the dragon and phoenix are auspicious, and the Manchu and Han are all out of the table? However, we still have to fight the dragon! The yellow-clothed swordsman said to the shopkeeper again.

"I'm sorry, guest officer! Tiger Division, we won't kill! It's our beckoning cat, and killing it will ruin our business. The shopkeeper expressed his attitude.

"Humph! Kill the cat and eat it, and your business will only be better! If you don't believe it, let's ride a donkey and read the record book - we'll see! One day, there will be a cat meat smell all over the world, and dragons and tigers will fight all over the world. But that the master may be drunk, and he does not know where it is? Bring us Lanling wine! The blue-clad swordsman shouted.

"Good! Delivered immediately. Guest officers, not only Lanling wine? Xinghua Wine, Dukang Wine, Gujing Gongjiu, Yanghe Daqu, Mao (Mao) Tai, Xifeng Wine, Jiannanchun, Wuliangye, Dong Wine, Lang Wine and so on. ”

"Drink all the world's fine wines, read all the world's beauties." The man in white said, almost salivating: "A man has a woman in his heart, and he has a woman for life." There is no woman in a man's heart, and a woman in the world in his life! ”

"Sigh! Love the rivers and lakes, love the beauty even more! Mine couldn't agree more! "The yellow-clothed swordsman is happy.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! After a hundred years of life experience, it is not as good as the seat in front of the bottle. ”

"Where is the wine tonight? The willow bank, the wind and the waning moon. This past year should be a good day and a good time. Even though there are thousands of styles, who can you talk to? The blue-clothed swordsman looked at the east mountain of Taihu Lake and sighed.

"Hahaha......" The group of guests couldn't help but look at each other and laugh, and the laughter spread to the shore of Taihu Lake, drifting to the distant Taihu Lake with the wind...... Taihu Lake is beautiful! Taihu Lake is beautiful! Beauty is beautiful in the water of Taihu Lake......

"Love the country, love the beauty even more, which hero would rather be lonely? Good son, full of courage, fighting spirit and pride are famous all over the world. Life is just a few autumns, I don't get drunk and don't stop, my beauty in the east, the Yellow River in the west. Come on, have a drink, don't get drunk, don't stop, don't worry about worries. Meow meow meow - "The voice of the big flower cat came to the waterside of Taihu Lake again......

In the book, the man in white is Ouyang Xiaofeng (Feng, Feng), the young son of Ouyang Shanfeng, the master of Xishan Hall, in fact, his peak can be fe with different words of the same phone

g: Fengfeng Bee Feng, Feng Feng Feng is crazy, Feng Feng Feng is crazy, Feng Feng Feng is drunk, and the difference in meaning is between the three of "Feng, Feng, and Wind", and the people in the rivers and lakes call the "Jiangnan Prodigal Son" the three young masters "laughing three less"; The blue-clothed swordsman is Dongguo Jian, the son of Dongguo Li, the master of Dongshan Hall; The Taoist priest wearing a Tai Chi Taoist robe and a Taoist hat is a hermit commonly known as Xu Zhiguang; The yellow-clothed swordsman is Huang Yunlong, the young hall master of Sanshan Hall. They are merged together, and they smell the same, which is the liar "sword smile" that is rumored in the rivers and lakes, and can be wind and knife, sword and fireworks, laughing at three less, and Jiangnan Dao.

The story of the rivers and lakes, no coincidence is not a book, last year at the Changshu Yushan Martial Arts Conference appeared in the "world's first pen" Ouyang Xiao and the "Jiangnan Seven Monsters" of the third monster "magic pen Ma Rulong" duel and successfully defended the title, but in fact Ouyang pen and Ma Rulong almost tied. If you don't believe me, you can check out the chapter "110, The Fate of the Duel". This Ouyang Xiao is also from Suzhou, and Ouyang Xiaofeng, the third young man of the "Jiangnan Prodigal Son", is still the brother of the same old lady in the century-old family tree, but the roads they take are different! The so-called brothers of the same old lady's family, the common saying means that the brothers go up the family tree to count the classics, rankings, that is, their grandfather or grandmother is the same father or mother, in fact, the great-grandparents are the old lady as the cliché, almost regardless of men and women are called old ladies or wives (but different from the wives called by big landlords or capitalists and the wives of big officials), of course, they are mainly male surnames! I've explained it to you like this, do you know what it means? If you still don't understand this, you can ask the older generation again.

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"Report - Report to Captain Cat!" I saw a little black cat running into the cat's ear hole in a panic and reporting to a big cat: "The paparazzi have betrayed us to humans, saying that our cat meat is more fragrant and delicious than dog meat." In the future, if humans eat our cats, then we will be miserable from now on! Meow meow! ”

"What?" The big flower cat that once squatted at the door of the "Phoenix of the World" restaurant to greet the guests on the red mat gritted its teeth for a while, and it fiercely grabbed the cat's claws that stretched out like "Nine Yin White Bone Claws", and suddenly got up and picked up the "double-barreled (tube) inferior (hunting) gun" on the wall, and shouted: "They are unkind, don't blame us for being unjust!" Our Black Cat Death Squad must wipe out these paparazzi! Go and ask Sheriff Black Cat! ”

"De Lingha! Yes (city)! ”

The little black cat had to be ordered to leave, leaving the big cat alone with a "double-barreled (tube) inferior (hunting) gun" standing at the table and muttering to himself: "It's really a dog that can't change eating, and actually says bad things about us behind our backs, I'm really not afraid of the wind fanning their tongues!" It’s

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The Chinese Chinese character of g is blocked and not uploaded, but I am holding a double-barreled (barrel) inferior (hunting) gun but allowed to upload. I wonder what a result! Leave it alone, the blind man let the donkey go - let it be! However, why do the paparazzi and some so-called heroes in this human race have the idea of killing cats and eating cat meat? Hum! There is a wrong, and there is a debtor. I want this paparazzi and reactionary heroes to know how powerful our Black Cats and cats are! Let them all spoil us and be obsessed with us cats, instead of killing us to eat cat meat! Don't forget, I'm still the master of the tiger, just as Ip Man is the master of Bruce Lee. Not only do I have a double-barreled (barrel) inferior (hunting) gun, but also my Nine Yin White Bone Claw! I'm going to fight the bad guys of humanity to the end!" One day, I will act as a winner, holding a double-barreled (barrel) inferior (hunting) gun, carrying the damned paparazzi leader with my nine yin white bone claws, and let him cook a good meal for humans, and sell dog meat with a sheep's head. Hey, hey, hey! Meow Meow Meow—"

"Some people and things, if you don't take it seriously, it's fine; You take it seriously, it was fine, but there was something. I don't do such stupid things as cats, I must live a clear, clear, and real life. I want to let the old-timer Shan Tian Fangshan Daxia tell the story of this troubled world clearly, clearly, and really. ”

"Commander Flower!" I saw a big black cat quietly walk into the cat's ear hole, and asked the big flower cat in thought: "You are holding a double, double, and double-barreled (barrel) inferior (hunting) gun to 'make a net'?" Isn't it a net? (I want to explain here, 'making the net' is the local dialect of Huaiyuan County, Bengbu, Anhui Province, what do you do and what do you do?) This big black cat is still a distant cat, don't you say it's annoying? ）”

"Humph! A stammering cat who wants to eat yellow croaker! Don't talk old, old, stammering! The big cat meowed angrily, "I'm going to deal with the paparazzi and the humans who want to kill us for eating cat meat!" What kind of bullshit Master Zhiguang, Master Fashen, old thief Ding Chunqiu, Qin Hui, Duan Tiande, Tojo Hideki, Mao Renfeng, Liu Qingshan, Zhang Zishan, Shan Jiuliang...... These corrupt officials, scum and executioners. Huh! Meow meow! For the rest of my life, I will be invincible, invulnerable, and poisonous, and kill them cleanly, leaving no armor behind! Woo wow wow meow meow! ”

"Commander Hua is ambitious, so that I and other cats admire the five bodies, my admiration for you is more like a surging river, endless, what you say we will do."

"Let's go! Go out to train the army, so that you can deal with the bad elements of the human race in the future. ”

"Huh!"

"What's the shh? What's the chirp? You're not a cat of the Manchu government? You're a black cat sheriff now. ”

"Yes! My obedience! ”

On the shore of Taihu Lake, a group of cats are dancing, swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and the forest is bright.

"Stop! Don't move, hand over the gun! ”

"What is it? Interpol 803? Why did we Cats hand over our guns? The big cat was puzzled and asked the police. . . Uncle (Xia Shu) asked.

“。。 It's a murderous weapon, and it should be confiscated! "Police... Xia Shu (uncle) shouted and scolded.

"You humans don't mind about our cats, we also have an organization, and we also have a black cat sheriff!"

"Meow meow! I'm Sheriff Blackcat. ”

"You little animals are under the control of us humans, if you want to hand over the murder weapon, hand over the murder weapon! Less wordy! ”

"You humans are so unreasonable? You also have to take care of the affairs of our cats? ”

"It's all about you cats, dogs, and monkeys! It's not just the gun, it's the dagger in your hand、。。 Switchblades are all controlled instruments, and they must all be confiscated by the public! ”

"Humph! There's really no place to be reasonable, you humans have to take care of our cats! What are you humans and our group of kittens called? Always eat persimmons to catch soft pinch. Who made us cats weak, well, I'll leave it to you! The big cat reluctantly gave the order and put what was in his hand... and the weapons of his companions.

"You can't just surrender guns and knives! Your organization will be disbanded as well! Shut up your confinement first, and wait for processing! ”

"Nope! No! Meow meow! The big cat yelled at the cats, and led the cats to flee.

Alarm.. Helplessly, there is no way to catch this group of swarming domestic cats, and I can't catch them if I want to. The blind man had to let the donkey go - let them go! These cats, dogs, monkeys, chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits, pigs, horses, cows, sheep, mules, donkeys, all run faster than rabbits. Hum! If you run away from the monk, you can't run away from the temple! I don't believe they don't go back to their nests, unless they go to be stray cats.

It is said that the big cat escaped from the police Xia Shu with a group of cats, and rested the cat's feet by the Taihu Lake a little. And at this moment, a little black cat ran to report in a panic: "Commander Hua." The phoenix in the world can't go back, our boss Gongsun Jichou has betrayed us, and the police Xia Shu and what other criminal police 803 are undercover waiting for us to be caught. ”

"What?" The big flower cat was annoyed and angry, showing the "Nine Yin White Bone Claws", baring its teeth and cracking its mouth, and meowing: "This grandson is extremely ugly, it is really his mother's ingratitude!" The birds are all gone, and the good bow is hidden; The cunning rabbit dies, and the lackeys cook. If you unload the mill, you have to kill the donkey! Our brothers and sisters have earned so much money by soliciting business for him

Ey, he actually did this to us. It's really a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs and no conscience. ”

"Commander Flower!" Sheriff Black Cat, also known as a down-and-out black cat, meowed: "Our home is gone, and our weapons and equipment have also been seized by them, what will we do in the future?" ”

"What else can I do? Wander away! We cats have nine lives. The big cat turned its anger into joy and meowed with determination: "We must turn our grief into strength, and fight resolutely and thoroughly against the bad elements of mankind." ”

The big black cat meowed, "If only we had machine guns, we wouldn't be afraid of human bad guys." ”

"Meow!" The little black cat couldn't help but meow: "... It's better than cold weapons, sweeping a large area. ”

"What... Or is it a cold weapon? The big flower cat disagreed, and meowed: "Whether it is the era of cold weapons such as swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, keys, hooks, forks, crutches, meteors, sticks, whip targets, or artillery, tanks, and nuclear weapons、。。。 , machine guns, muskets... The times are all its mother's murder weapons, and they really shouldn't exist in the world to poison living beings and harm the big world. It's better to be in the lukewarm era of bare hands, where everyone is at peace in the world, the night is not closed, and the world is in harmony. ”

"Meow—yes. A soldier, an ominous weapon, a non-gentleman's weapon. Use it as a last resort, until it is tranquil. Victory is not beautiful, and the beautiful one is happy to kill. Those who kill people will not be able to achieve the world's ambitions. The big black heart meowed to the ground: "Who doesn't want this era of beautiful and peaceful coexistence? It's just that ideals are ideals, and it's really difficult to realize. The human heart is sinister, and there is always a small group of people who will provoke disputes and kill in war for their own interests. ”

At this time, the Persian cat with blue left and yellow eyes couldn't help but meow sadly: "Our home is gone again, and we will really wander again in the future?" How are we going to live? In the book, it is said that this white Persian cat with blue left and yellow eyes is one of the three cats that were scattered by the flood from the "Flying Dragon Inn" in the east of Bashu and fell into the rivers and lakes.

"It's okay! We raise you, we can't die. The big cat handed a cat's eye to the Persian cat and meowed: "Who is not all a noble pet cat who has fallen into the rivers and lakes?" The tanuki is as happy as a tiger, and the down-and-out phoenix is not as good as a chicken. Who called us weak animals? Human-regulated, of course. ”

"Boss! What do you think we will eat tonight, and where will we rest? The big black cat looked around and asked Big Flower.

"If you are wandering, find some wild food, snakes, scorpions, mice, and weasels can be our game, and then go back to our cat ear holes!" Dahua said, leading the cats to start looking for game.

"Meow," a little black cat meowed, "Are we stray cats from now on?" How can I say that I am also a high-ranking cadre, my father is Li Gang, is it so down? ”

"Pull it down!" A little yellow cat yelled at Xiao Hei: "Your father is Li Gang, and my father is still Wang Gang." Isn't it a stray cat now? ”

"Meow woo woo woo woo" a little white cat whimpered, "our lives are so miserable! ”

"Boss, you say we're really a bunch of stray cats from now on?" Sheriff Black Cat is really unwilling, how to say that he was also a famous Sheriff Black Cat, and he also has a black cat death squad that terrifies thieves, which is even more powerful than the US Army Lieutenant Garrison death squad. And now it's like this?

"What anticlimactic? We cats are the masters of tigers, and we are the masters of tigers. The big flower cat meowed as she walked: "It should be a cat's head and snake tail." Meow! Wrong! It should be a thorough, down-and-out cat's tail. We were cats and cats were a bunch of stray cats. It's not anticlimactic, it's too obscure. Our cat's life is on the rise. ”

"Meow - the boss is right, my admiration for you seems to be as surging as ever."

What happens next, please see 124, the four generations in the same hall and 124-5, the double evil into the ghost town, and the cats avoid the fairyland.

"Smack-" Shan Tianfang patted the wood in surprise and said: "As for the truth of the long story "The Wandering Story of the Three Cats" I told, it is really strange and strange. A conversation with you, a thousand words and ten thousand words, is better than reading a book for ten years. ”