Zhiguang is reborn

After Master Zhiguang used the Yin and Yang Qi Holding Dafa to pretend to be dead for 13 days and came back to life from the tomb in the pine forest behind the "Three Green Views", the Jianghu Green Forest finally set off a bloody wave of killing cats and eating cats! Directly alarmed Kaifeng Mansion Bao Zheng Bao Heizi Li ordered the royal cat Zhan Zhao Zhan Xiongfei and the cat lovers and cat protectors in the Jianghu martial arts world to launch an endless life-and-death contest between justice and evil!

It's just that the difference is that Zhiguang came back to life this time, changed his appearance in a Taoist robe and a Taoist hat on his head, and became a real bald monk. Otherwise, how can he be worthy of his title of "Zhiguang"? It's not an exaggeration to scold him for being an old bald (decadent) donkey. "Bald donkey, dare to rob the teacher with the poor road?" , just scolded himself for being sturdy! The bald donkey and the old way are both himself a birdman, both horizontal and vertical are his own, others can't hear it, maybe they can't understand it, they are all scolding his own.

A black and white stupid cat living across the bridge from Master Zhiguang's "Sanqingguan", a domestic cat who moved from Nanxun Ancient Town to Qidu Ancient Town, is the protagonist of the story, "Three Cats", Ye harmless, the "black and white cat" in the big yellow cat, white Persian cat and "black and white cat" in the "Flying Dragon Inn" of the Ye family manor. But I saw that one by one the stupid cats committed suicide! Hung in the air by a rope, his body stiffened, and he was hanged! You really deserve it! Stupid cat plus sick cat! Mentally unhealthy and clear, I heard that it was caused by depression. It is said that it was because of his depression possession of Hong Kong film and television star Leslie Cheung that he committed suicide by jumping off a building due to depression, and the two became one and reincarnated.

"Brother! Why can't you think about it! We were scattered by the flood of the land of Bashu in the Western Regions, and after several tribulations, we all died without dying. The big yellow cat looked up at the stiff body of the black and white cat in mid-air, and cried: "Now that I have fled here, I have encountered the human cat killing gang again." I've survived, why can't you think about it yourself? How good is it to be alive? We have to fight against the bad elements of humanity! Meow meow! Woooooo Black and white cat brothers! I'm going to join the Black Cat Death Squad under the command of Big Flower Cat, and there is also our sister White Persian Cat, you go all the way, I'll go too! Meow-woo-" It is said that the big yellow cat was later possessed by the Hong Kong rock band beyo

d lead singer and guitarist Huang Jiaju also died accidentally. However, its yellow cat is powerless to save the lifeline of its possessed owner among humans, and may only be able to watch but not do anything. It is also said that this big yellow cat and the "black and white cat" threw themselves into the yellow, white and black body of the leader of the Yinyang Sect, "Qinghong Bamboo Leaves", but they were driven out by the "five-colored cat", that is, the red cat, the yellow cat, the blue cat, the white cat, and the black cat. The big yellow cat was reincarnated and possessed by Guo Zhao Guo Dutou, the "iron arm blue cat catcher" who moved to Nanyang from Bazhou, and the "black and white cat" threw himself into the body of the boss of the "Seven Monsters of Jiangnan", the blind man who rolled his eyes and "died of wind lanterns" in the white night.

In other words, Master Zhiguang learned that a stupid cat would rather die than let this seat kill it alive and eat fresh?! When Zhiguang heard this, he was annoyed and ashamed, and immediately ordered his headquarters to recruit 3,000 disciples and 300,000 disciples all over the country to turn into Bengali, and wantonly hunt down wild cats and domestic cats and close them in concentration camps, preparing to kill them alive during the New Year's festival and taste the wonder of cat meat!

Sure enough, tonight, the big yellow cat found the big cat on the south bank of Taihu Lake as he wished, and successfully joined the black cat death squad under his command, which is said to be more famous than the "Garrison death squad" of the US Army lieutenant. Although it is a yellow cat, it is incompatible with the black cat, but it can also wear a black cape and become a member of the black cat death squad. "Black Cat Death Squad" is just a title, because the so-called sheriff is led by the black cat, so he took the name of "Black Cat Death Squad", his team members are not necessarily black cats, and other cats of all colors are all members of the "Black Cat Death Squad" wearing black cloaks. And its heroic deeds of successfully escaping from Zhiguang's butcher's knife have long been circulated among the cats, and it is simply a "Yellow Cat Adventure" or "The Legend of the Hero Big Yellow Cat". It was all compiled into an allegro story by the "white and red, different little milk cat" that jumped and said allegro at the beginning, and it was sung from time to time in the Jianghu cat group community and various animal worlds.

"There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng, who is selfless and loyal and traitorous. The heroes of the rivers and lakes came to help, and the dynasty and Mahan were by their side. The brocade rat (Bai Yutang) is full of gall; River rat (Jiang Ping), pangolin mouse (Xu Qing), gopher (Han Zhang), flying mouse (Lu Fang), ...... All rats, a wave of love. This is a glorious portrayal of Bao Gong's era.

The rap book "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness" written by Shi Yukun, a folk artist in Tianjin in the Qing Dynasty, (Ouyang Chun of the Northern Hero, Zhan Zhao and Zhanxiongfei of the Southern Hero "Royal Cat", Ding Zhaolan and Ding Zhaohui of the Double Heroes), "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness", "Little Five Righteousness", "Continuation of Little Five Righteousness" (Bai Yunsheng, nephew of Bai Yutang, Han Tianjin, son of Han Zhangyi, son of Han Zhangyi, son of Xu Qing, pangolin, 'Shanxi Swallow, 'White Eyebrow Hero' Xu Liang, Lu Zhen, son of Lu Fang, flying mouse, Ai Hu, the son of Ouyang Chun of Beixia) and "Jade Faced Little Da Mo", son of Bai Yutang, a brocade mouse) The legendary story of Bai Yunrui has been passed down to this day, which also proves the folk saying that "dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the sons of mice will make holes".

Novels, books, my Shan Tianfang's storytelling, and the TV series "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness" and "White Eyebrows" are very good-looking, I don't know if you have ever enjoyed them? If not, please hurry up and listen and take a look!

"Knife, what kind of knife? Golden Wire Big Ring Knife! Sword, what kind of sword is it? Closed Moon Shame Flower Sword! What kind of trick is it? Heaven and earth yin and yang moves! What kind of people are people? The one who walks on the wall! Love, what kind of love is it? Beauty loves heroes! ”

After listening to the above martial arts song, we can also take the time to appreciate it, the Northern Song Dynasty court painter Zhang Zeduan's painting of the "Qingming Riverside Map" with her magnificent momentum, realistic expression to us to truly reproduce the Northern Song Dynasty capital Tokyo Bianliang "rich and beautiful world" prosperity scene. In the long history, Kaifeng has a total of seven dynasties to build their capitals here, so it has the "ancient capital of the seven dynasties (the capital of Wei during the Warring States Period, the Later Liang, the Later Jin, the Later Han, the Later Zhou, the late Jin Dynasty, the Northern Song Dynasty seven dynasties)" said. Nanjing, on the other hand, is known as the "Capital of the Ten Dynasties (Eastern Wu, Eastern Jin Dynasty, Song, Qi, Liang, Chen, Southern Tang Dynasty, Ming Dynasty, Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, Republic of China)". "Qishu Mingxia Wufeng Building, Yimen since ancient imperial state", is the true portrayal of the ancient capital Kaifeng. Lin Sheng, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, once wrote a quatrain for the ages: "Outside the mountain, Qingshan Building, outside the building, when will the West Lake sing and dance?" The warm breeze makes the tourists drunk, and Hangzhou is Bianzhou. It can be seen that at that time, Bianzhou was brilliant, and the state wanted to compare with it.

"Where's the Royal Cat Exhibition?" Bao Zheng sat on the court and shouted.

"The subordinates are here, what do you want Master Bao to order?"

"The black and white cat hanged himself, immediately find out if he killed or committed suicide, come and report me!"

"Yes!" Zhan Zhaozhan escort took the order and left.

"Where are the five rats?" Bao Zheng Bao Heizi's voice just fell, but he saw under the floor, above the beams, behind the screen, inside the table, and on the windward side, and immediately flew over five knights, they were: Flying Mouse Lu Fang (also known as the "Flying Mouse" in the Jianghu Martial Arts, and later the "Flying Mouse" Li Ma in the early Southern Song Dynasty and the early Song Dynasty Gaozong Zhao Gou period Li Ma is a different person with the same name in the Jianghu Martial Arts), Han Zhang, a gopher, Xu Qing, a river mouse, Jiang Ping, and Bai Yutang.

"The five of you will immediately bring the leaders of the Cat Killing Gang Zhiguang, Zhiyuan and others to justice, there must be no mistake!"

"Yes!" The five righteous men were ordered to fly outside the hall, and they were nowhere to be found.

"Lord Qiyubao!" I saw the royal cat Zhan Zhao Zhanxiongfei intervening and said: "According to Huang Feihu Huang Daxia, the black and white cat died of depression!" Pure suicide! ”

"Nonsense! What else can a cat have in depression? Could it be that he is crazy with an impotence lamb? ”

"Master Bao!" Zhan Zhao continued: "But my subordinates heard Ye Daxia, the secretary of the Yunlong Lake Guerrilla Brigade known as Elvis, say that this black and white cat hanged himself because his life was too good and he was so happy that he died!" ”

"Nonsense! Isn't there a possibility that he will be killed? ”

"Master Bao! According to the investigation of the subordinate scene, the black and white cat did die by suicide, ruling out the possibility of homicide. Or maybe the black and white cat died unexpectedly, pure coincidence and accident! ”

"Hmmm! In that case, collect the body and close the case! You continue to arrest all the cat thieves and reactionaries of the cat gang! ”

"Yes!" Zhan Zhao Zhan Xiongfei took the order again.

"Zhang Hu, Zhao Hu, Wang Dynasty, and Ma Han are out!"

"What do you command?"

"Immediately travel with my micro-service to Sanqingguan!"

"Yes!"

On the south shore of Taihu Lake, Sanqing View. The night is dark.

"Zhiguang!" I saw Itentaro glaring at Zhiguang and Zhiyuan and said, "Why is the number of live cats sent less and less?" ”

When Zhiguang heard this, he immediately responded: "At present, the government is very tight, so the supply of goods cannot meet your old needs for a while!" ”

"Humph!" Itentaro scoffed and said, "If people don't know, they can't do it unless they do!" Don't think I don't know, half of the cats you caught were given to the Black Wind Twin Evil Cultivation Skills! ”

"This ......" Zhiguang was speechless for a while.

Seeing this, Zhiyuan hurriedly explained: "Lord Iten! We are also forced to wait! That Black Wind Twin Evil is the apprentice of Huang Yaoshi, the owner of Peach Blossom Island, and his martial arts are strong, neither of us is their opponent! They asked us for a live cat to cultivate the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, and we really couldn't help it. ”

"Humph! Useless stuff! The two of you are in vain to call Zhiguang and Zhiyuan masters, and you also have 3,000 disciples in the headquarters and 300,000 disciples and grandchildren all over the country. What are you afraid of it? Our lord sent me to the ocean to buy a large amount of fresh meat from live cats in the Central Plains, how can I explain to the king with such a quantity and speed? ”

When Zhiyuan heard this, he hurriedly said to the Japanese ronin Iten: "My lord, you don't have to worry, we will find a way."

"That's good! Hurry up and find a way to give me an explanation! ”

Kaifeng Bianjing Imperial Palace.

"What?" Zhao Zhen of the Fourth Emperor Renzong was furious, and shouted in court: "Such a small country in Fusang dares to come to my Central Plains Empire to buy live cats on a large scale!" What a thief! Bao Zheng Bao Aiqing! I sent you to bring this group of thieves to justice quickly! ”

"The old minister obeys the holy order!"

"And! Send the black and white cat who would rather die than give in to the Great Xiangguo Temple in the capital for proper burial. ”

"Yes! The old minister must do so. ”

Jiuhua Mountain Jiuyin Cave Mansion, "Black Wind Double Evil" Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng are meditating in retreat.

Suddenly, thousands of wild cats and domestic cats of all kinds showed their "Nine Yin White Bone Claws" and pounced on the face of the "Black Wind Double Evil".

For a while, the "Black Wind Twins" opened their eyes, sat cross-legged and rose into the air, and attacked with bright claws, killing groups of cats all over their bodies, and wailing! In desperation, the cat leader chirped a few times into the sky, and the cats fled in defeat.

A group of defeated cats returned to the depths of the cave, and the cat leader said angrily in public: "We have no grievances with humans, but why do they still use us to practice, and what is even more hateful is that they still capture our brothers and sisters to kill and eat us alive?" What do you say? ”

"In order to survive, we must fight humanity to the end!" I saw a gray-haired old cat barking indignantly.

"In order to survive, fight to the end! In order to survive, fight to the end! The cats chanted in unison.

After a moment, I heard the cat leader meow earnestly, "But the strength of our cat army alone is far from being able to withstand the humans. What's more, we ourselves were caught by their Sanqing Guan Zhiguang and Zhiyuan and their gang, and we were put in the Nine Yin Cave to be used as targets for the Black Wind Double Evil Exercises, and our lives were in danger at any time. How can we find outside help to help us? Especially the paparazzi outside can also help us get out of the misery! ”

"Report-" I saw a black cat "Meow" shouting and rushing to report: "Report to the leader, I have tried my best to find out the news from outside." ”

When the cat leader heard this, "Meow Meow" shouted: "You are a broken cat, small and leprosy, almost got impotence lamb crazy new crown pneumonia, more leprosy than Qian Zhongshu and Yang Jiang's leper cats, can't beat Lin Huiyin and Liang Sicheng (Cheng)'s cats, their size and weight are not as big as one-thousandth of that of cattle, where does the power of nine cows come from?" The cows have been blown up to the sky by you! Also, don't you know that we cats are still the masters of tigers? He used the power of the two tigers, how could he resist the power of the ten tigers in Guangdong! ”

"Yes! Be! Little mistakes! Little mistakes! There is no power of nine bulls and two tigers, and there is no half horsepower, and it only takes half a star of cat power to reach the power of his ten tigers in Guangdong. ”

"Hmm!" The cat leader was deflated and said, "Tell me what news you have found?" ”

"Meow! Leader Qiyu, the paparazzi in the rivers and lakes are worse than our cat army! Humans have appeared again to kill dogs! ”

"Kill the dogs?" The cat leader "Meowmeow" shouted: "Is it more powerful than the human cat killing gang?" This time, we can't count on the paparazzi to help us out of the sea of suffering. ”

"Meow!" I saw another black and white flower cat running to report: "Boss! Chieftains! According to my inquiry, human beings not only have the Cat Killing Gang, the Dog Killing Gang, but also the Monkey Killing Gang, and the Monkey Killing Gang has already killed the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Mansion! ”

"I'm tortured! Meow meow! The cat leader exclaimed, "It seems that neither the paparazzi nor the monkey team can help us!" How good is that? ”

"Boss! We're on our own! In order to survive, fight against humanity to the end! Resist to the end! The cats barked in unison.

"Silence! Quiet! The cat leader shouted, "Don't just shout slogans! Don't forget, now we are trapped in the Nine Yin Cave, and we are still prisoners under the steps of the black wind and double evil. The top priority is how we can escape from this ghost door hole and go straight to the heavens of life! ”

There are two flowers, one on each branch. It is said that Bao Zheng Bao Qingtian was ordered by the emperor to invite the living Buddha of Jigong to cremate the corpse of the black and white cat transported thousands of miles from the south bank of Taihu Lake in the south of the Yangtze River, and buried it in the back garden of Daxiangguo Temple in Kaifeng Prefecture. Some people were puzzled and asked secretly: "Isn't there a problem with the emperor's brain now?" Why bother asking a mage to do it for a dead cat? ”

"Shhhhh A spectator next to him said, "Don't you know the story of the tanuki changing the prince?" Now the fourth emperor Renzong is the prince of the tanuki! If there were no tanuki, I'm afraid the current emperor wouldn't be alive now. So now our Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty has a soft spot for cats, which can be regarded as a kind of gratitude. ”

"Oh! It turns out that there are such stories behind it, which is really big in the world, and there are no surprises! ”

Jiuyin Cave in Jiuhua Mountain, Zhiguang and Zhiyuan cautiously touched into the depths of the cave, and finally saw Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng, who were still meditating with their eyes closed.

I saw Zhiyuan trying to ask the "Black Wind Shuangsha" for instructions: "Two immortal chiefs, there are still many live cats in this cave, can you return our batch of live cats for use?" ”

Between the words, Zhiguang and Zhiyuan secretly inspected the "Black Wind Twin Evils", but saw that they were still silent with their eyes closed. After a while, Zhiguang turned to say: "The two immortal elders cultivate the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and in the future, our Cat Killing Gang will capture more cat heads for you to cultivate!" ”

"Didn't you let you try all the cats we killed in our cultivation? Why are you asking for live cats from us? Mei Chaofeng closed his eyes angrily and said.

"Because ......" Zhiguang wanted to speak and stopped.

"Honestly, don't spit out!" Mei Chaofeng scolded angrily.

"It's because we're still supplying the Japanese ronin Taro Iteng, and their country is buying a lot of live cats, and we can make a fortune from it!"

"Humph! What a fortune! Mei Chaofeng said contemptuously: "Aren't you traitors to the country for glory when you do things for foreign countries?" ”

"For the sake of profit, you can do whatever it takes!" Zhiguang explained.

"I don't care! We're asking you to give us a live cat target as well! Do it now! Mei Chaofeng shouted sharply.

Seeing this, Zhiguang and Zhiyuan didn't dare to say more, and escaped from the Nine Yin Cave in disgrace.

"Old thief!" I saw that Mei Chaofeng still closed his eyes and said to Chen Xuanfeng: "Did you hear that the cat gang in the deep cave is discussing and organizing a prison escape?" ”

"What? Wife! Can you still understand cat language? ”

"Nonsense! The language of flowers and birds, the old lady can understand it, not to mention the cat language? ”

"So what do we do?"

"Humph! What else can I do? Kill them with our seventh-layer Nine Yin White Bone Palms, and leave no piece of armor left! ”

Kaifeng Bianliang Imperial City.

"Lord Qiyubao!" I saw Zhanzhao intervening in front of the hall and saluting.

"Zhan Guard, please tell me something!"

"I heard that there is a new narrative for the death of the black and white cat."

"What's new? Come on! ”

"It is said that Elvis Presley, the owner of the black and white cat, takes care of the black and white cat and other cat groups all day long, which is very hard. Late one night, Elvis Presley returned from a night walk, and he didn't forget to bring some cocktails and other food for the black and white cats. The black and white cat saw that the owner was too busy and tired, and after eating the food brought by the owner that night, he was very moved and happily chose to hang himself, which really reduced the burden on the owner Elvis Presley! ”

When Bao Heizi heard this, he said "um" and said, "Sure enough, it is a black and white cat with only affection!" You are also a royal cat, you are your kind, and immediately write a text for its righteous deeds in front of the tombstone of the black and white cat, and recite its legendary deeds. It doesn't matter if it's a white cat or a black cat, it's a good cat if you can catch mice! ”

Jiuhua Mountain Jiuyin Cave, only to see the yin wind blowing, "black wind double evil" Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng are like two black lightning, opening their teeth and dancing claws to open the nine yin white bone claws to launch another large-scale killing of the cats in the cave! In an instant, although the cats resisted bravely, they couldn't resist the claws of the "Black Wind Double Evil"! At this critical juncture, the "Seven Monsters of Jiangnan" suddenly entered the cave and fought with the "Black Wind Double Evil". Seeing this, the leader of the cat group thanked the "Jiangnan Seven Monsters" and had to lead the cat group to escape for their lives.

This Jiangnan Seven Monsters is the boss Ke Zhenxi, the second Zhu Cong, the third Han Baoju, the fourth blonde, the fifth Zhang Asheng, the sixth Nan Xiren and the seventh sister Han Xiaoying, this is the name of the seven monsters in Jiangnan, and it is also known as the "Seven Heroes of Jiangnan" and "Seven Monsters of Jiangnan" in the martial arts. Why is it called weird? It is precisely because of their strange behavior and their own nicknames and strange weapons that Ke Zhenwei is called the "Flying Bat", Zhu Cong is known as the "Wonderful Pen Scholar", Han Baoju is called the "Horse King God", and the Quan Blonde is known as the "Hidden Man in the City", Zhang Asheng is known as the "Laughing Secret", Nan Xiren is known as the "Nanshan Qiaozi", and Han Xiaoying is the "Yue Nu Sword". The Seven Monsters of Jiangnan have been brothers and sisters since childhood, and they have deep feelings. This time, they heard that the cats were in trouble, and were imprisoned in the Jiuyin Cave of Jiuhua Mountain by the "Black Wind Shuangsha" as a living target for cultivating the Jiuyin White Bone Claw, so they came to the Jiuyin Cave with righteous indignation, one to seek revenge, and the other to rescue the cats and launched a-for-tat duel with the "Black Wind Shuangsha".

The eldest brother of Ke Zhenevil, the boss of the "Seven Monsters of Jiangnan", is known as the "Flying Dragon" Ke to ward off evil (and the protagonist of "Heroes in Troubled Times", also known as "Eternal Strange Heroes", "Flying Dragon" Ye Jinfeng is just a different person with the same name in the Jianghu martial arts. ), which should have been included in the list of "Jiangnan Seven Monsters", known as the "Jiangnan Eight Monsters". But the rivers and lakes are sinister, people's hearts are unpredictable, the real boss Ke died at the hands of the "Black Wind Double Evil", and the second "Jiangnan Seven Monsters" boss Ke Zhenwei was blinded by the "Black Wind Double Evil", and now the "Jiangnan Seven Monsters" came to Jiuhua Mountain Jiuyin Cave to seek revenge on the "Black Wind Double Evil", which must be reasonable. What's more, they also have to liberate the cat group to eliminate the pests in the rivers and lakes!