"The clouds are gone, and the moon shines brightly. The countryside is happy and drunk, the shallow pond, the mandarin ducks playing in the water...... "Do you think my old single sings well?" Isn't it better to say it than to sing it? Whether I am in the underworld or the yang world, I have a lot to say, and I can't finish saying that I can say that the stars are flying all over the sky. If you don't believe it, you try. I can say that the dead are alive, and I can say that the living are dead! I can say that the "Jianghu killers" and the bad elements of the United States and Japan are dead, and I can also say that these little rabbits are alive.

Friend! Help! How can you write a book or novel as if it were spoken and sung? Then you can at least be able to sew the left and right, the eight sides are exquisite, vertical and horizontal, and you must be able to travel through time and space, the wind from all directions, nine deaths and one life, ten to nine stability, vertical and horizontal, astronomy, geography, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, swords, guns, swords, halberds, sticks, whips, abductors, meteors, everything, break through all shackles in this troubled world, and see through the true meaning of this chaotic world - there is nothing, nothing is nothing; Emptiness is color, and color is emptiness. The world can be found, and the present world and the future world can also be found in the world that is looking for it. Otherwise, how could there be "Looking for the World Back" in this world? Success or failure turns empty, the green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet, and many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking.

From Suzhou Wujiang along Kaze Road to Songling Avenue, all the way south into Jiangcheng Avenue→ Songping Line→ Wujiang North-South Expressway→ Silk Avenue (it's really not a name, it's obviously a road, a road has several names, confusing the public and disturbing people's hearts.) Why can't it be purified and unified? → straight up to the corner of the Shengze South Second Ring Bridge, you can see the two chimneys of the "Titanic" smoking, and you can also see the white shipyard in the lower part. Says who? My old Shan, Shan Tianfang, fanned the big white folding fan "Jiangnan Prodigal Son" and stared at the big white eyes. If you don't believe it, you can try it, ride a donkey and read a record book→ take a walk and see. "There is a kind of electronic police, you don't want to fine and deduct points, you should let the driver go to the regular and fixed-point voluntary labor deduction, isn't this more humane? It's not always about fines! ”

"Bang one by one" Shan Tian Fang patted the Shenmu in shock, and shouted: "I don't care if you are Jinze, Shengze, Daze, Jiangze, Marsh, or Lize, Shuangze, Kasawa, and Ye Ze, I have shocked them all!" Do you believe it? From Shengze to Nanma is called Shengnan Line, from Shengze to Nanxun is called Shengnan Line, from Shengze to Badu is called Shengba Line, and from Wangzhuang to Badu is called Wangba Line. "Who said that? My old Dan, Shan Tianfang, fanned the big white folding fan "Jiangnan Prodigal", stared at the big white eyes and said in the cool and cold swishing trough dungeon, it is quite cool here, much more comfortable than the high temperature outside the world.

The real loneliness is defeated, it is like a drunken man, it is indeed across the rivers and lakes and across the sea, stepping on the feet of thousands of high-rise buildings; The storm is at my disposal, and there is no shadow of the eaves walking on the wall; The sky is falling and there is no way out, and the mountains and rivers are exhausted and another village. There is no place to stay here, there is a place to stay here, there is no endless road in the sky, and there is no endless valley in the earth. The mountains and rivers are beautiful and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village. According to the lonely night to watch the sky, the sunrise in the east, the only one, the leader of the East, dominate the rivers and lakes. Wind and rain are impervious, invulnerable. Jiangnan blessed land, beautiful scenery, Taihu Lake, Mudu Yuexi, Zhouzhuang West (Xi) Tang, Wuzhen Taoyuan, Tongli Lili, Luzhi Nanxun, Sunset West Mountain, East Mountain Rise, Longevity Boundless (Wujiang), Shengze (Shengze) Qianli, Zhenze (Zhenze) Qidu Ba. People go to higher places, and water flows to lower places. If you want to be poor, go to the next level. Standing on the Great Wall (Cheng) in the north of the Central Plains, looking at the sky, the dawn of victory is ahead, and the scenery of BAIC Weiwang Chang'an is infinite. The road extends in all directions, and there will always be three degrees of success, with beautiful mountains and rivers, and it is thriving. Even if it is the feather duster of "Walking" on the tip of the knife", although "The Dawn Is Quiet Here", there are always "The Man Who Deals with the Devil" and "The Traveler in Handcuffs". That is, if you walk on "Little Street" with an "Old Gun", there will eventually be a bloody scene of a storm. "Woo-yaa-hey-hey-quack-wah-wow-woo-" The heart-wrenching murderous scream of the "Yanshan Lang Demon" will still be repeated in the near future.

Birds have bird paths, people have roads, and ghosts have ghost paths. People don't commit ghosts, and ghosts don't commit crimes. If a man sins against a ghost, a ghost will offend him! People are sad, and ghosts are sad.

Some young people and women nowadays are really old-fashioned. Our ancestors invented the compass, but our descendants became blind, regardless of east, west, north and south!? It's ridiculous. Don't they even know the most basic common sense of life, "the sun rises in the east, and the sun sets in the west"? The worse doctor turned out to be indistinguishable between the left and right, and his right leg was injured and his left leg was opened. The incident happened in Anda City, Heilongjiang.

Safety helmets, condoms, safety gloves, safety protective clothing covers, safety protective milk cover covers, safety gas mask covers, and safety cock covers must be worn according to the rules, otherwise, there will be problems, which is very serious.

A "bang" and let out a fart! B laughed at him and said that he was not a native when he listened to the accent. A immediately smiled and said to B, "Who did you talk to just now?" Your mouth is talking to my asshole? Hahaha...... B said, "You speak, who farts?" A retorted again: "I speak, you fart!" ”

Q: When the egg collides with the stone, the egg is not damaged, but the stone is broken, what is going on?

A: Because it's an iron egg! Iron eggs under the iron rooster! Egg-laying cocks, fighters among cocks, oh yes!

Q: The answer is correct, add 10 points and add another dish, what dish do you want?

Answer: Iron Rooster Scrambled Eggs!

Question: The iron rooster is a hair-wrenching, do you still want to fry it?

A: Of course I want to fry it, he doesn't fry it, I fry him squid! Melt the iron and fry it at a high temperature of 1000 degrees! He doesn't have to pluck his hair anymore and turn it into molten iron!

Q: Do you still dare to eat it?

A: Of course not! Wait until they've cooled down and turn into eggs, then smash rocks with them! Quasi-insurance smashes a quasi!

Q: Who is playing trick with this question?

Answer: It's all Scud trick-or-treating!

Q: Don't you think it's hostile air trick-or-treating?

A: I think you're absolutely mischievous!

Q: Am I mischievous to you?

A: It's you pounding's eggs!

Impulses are the devil of psychological desires;

Excitement is the true expression of feelings;

Motorization is when the machine is moving;

To hinge is to hinge;

To flow is to flow;

To roll is to roll;

A tic is a cramp;

Vibration is vibration;

The earth moves the earth;

To turn is to turn;

To wave is to wave;

To dance is to dance;

Action is action;

To beat is to jump;

To walk around is to walk around;

To be vivid is to be born and move;

An activity is an activity;

Exercise is exercise;

Guodong is Guodong;

The landlord is the east side of the house;

Fanning is fanning;

Incitement is incitement;

A cave is a cave;

Shandong is Shandong;

Guangdong is not Shandong;

If you don't understand, you don't understand, and you can't pretend to understand;

Don't move is don't move;

To not move is not to move;

Change is change and movement;

Don't move, don't move, hands up!

The eight immortals crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers. Friends, help! Do you want to be elaborate? Do you want to come from all directions? Do you want to write a chapter and raise your hand? Do you want to think clearly like a mountain and a cloud? Please keep these old and old slips in mind, and use them often, and you're almost fine. As the saying goes: one top wins, two top ones are stunned, three top ones don't want to die, and four top ones dare to touch the train. One bucket is poor, two buckets are rich, three buckets open pawnshops, and four buckets have ten miles of shops. Mountains and mountains, water and water, we are all wooden people, and we are not allowed to speak or show our front teeth. Guess your life, guess your life, and the blood comes out when the dog bites the saucer. I have springs in my body, and whoever touches them is a hooligan. Hang on the hook, don't ask for it for a hundred years; If you want, you have to give me food stamps. Jinggang Mountain, plant the red flag, I am the first in the number of roads, which one do you want, only the one who rides a horse; Jinggang Mountain, plant the red flag, Jinggang Mountain, plant the red flag, I am the first in the number of roads, which one do you want, only the one who refers to the stars crossing the Tianhe; Jingjing Mountain, plant the red flag, which one you want, just the one who runs away to cheer up. Luo Bingwang said, goose goose goose, song to the sky; The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. Under the bridge in front of the door, a flock of ducks swam by. Come and count it, two-four-six-seven-eight! Lots and lots of ducks, I can't count how many ducks there are. The little swallow, dressed in flowers, flies to the east and flies to the west; If you ask why the swallows come, spring is the most beautiful here. You look so beautiful, people can't leave, birds don't fly, and the leprosy monkey still cooes when he sees it. The rooster is so beautiful, with a big red crown flower coat; With a shiny neck and golden feet, I am the first to be beautiful. The wolf came, the wolf came, and no one believed it. One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers; Tigers don't eat, they eat the big bad guys. One, two, three, four, five, meeting to fight the landlord; The landlord is unwilling, bang a fart. One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers; Tigers don't eat noodles, starve you to death, bastard. Zhu Bajie carried the target, tripped and picked up a cigarette stubble; If you don't have fire, your father is me. Looking for a friend, you are my good friend, salute, shake hands, you are my good friend. Pound the rivers and lakes, pound an old rivers and lakes, salute, shake hands, you are my old rivers and lakes. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed to death, so that you can still float? I've walked more bridges than you've walked. When I broke into the rivers and lakes, you were still wearing open crotch pants! There are nine birds in the sky, Hubei Yankees on the ground, and ten Hubei Yankees are not as good as one Hebei Yankee. Wuhu steals, Huainan robs, Fuyang doesn't. , Hefei's will break in; Lu'an's victory, Bengbu's horizontal, Huaibei's fight is not fatal. Corrupt officials are greedy, hiding money high, burying pits in sedimentation tanks and pits, and wearing milk hoods and waistbands. High! High! It's really high! Corrupt officials are really tired of living! We must declare war on extravagance, extravagance, luxury, pleasure, indulgence and indulgence! Diligence and thrift are glorious, extravagance and waste are shameful! Who knows that Chinese food is hard work. What kind of cow to put and what kind of width to place? Do you marry a woman for money or a woman? It is shameful to work hard and shameful, but labor is glorious; Extravagance and waste are shameful, and thrift is glorious. It is estimated that it is all caused by too much money.