However, the proprietress was not annoyed, but walked up to Xiao Luzi happily, knocked on Xiao Luzi's head with a big fan, and said, "You little playful ghost! Isn't that what the old lady is trying to do! ”

After saying that, she twisted her fat body, shook the big fan, and left contentedly.

"Come on! I'll pour a cup for the third son! Xiao Luzi said as he picked up the small wine pot engraved with the words "Palace Imperial Wine" and filled a cup for the third prince.

"Oops! I really can't drink it, so you drank it for me! The third prince excused himself.

"Whoa! Count me as your master today, and I'll teach you how to drink, how about it? ”

"Huh!" The third prince was a little surprised and said, "I see that you are a big ghost, and you want to be my master to teach me to drink!" So what do you teach? Tell me about it! ”

"Hey! Hey! Xiao Lu Zi said mysteriously, "It's actually very simple! It's just me having a drink, and then you have another drink! ”

"That's it?!" The third prince pretended to be surprised and said, "Okay then! I'm going to give you a big face today, but don't drink too many glasses! ”

"Don't be afraid! Three sons! Xiao Luzi was full of confidence and said: "I have drunk three cups, and when you pass three cups, forget it if you don't drink it!" I'll take care of the rest, and make sure you don't get drunk! ”

At this time, after listening to Xiao Luzi's words, the third prince couldn't help but look happy. He was so glad for this little manservant who could speak good ways! With him by his side, it saves a lot of trouble!

The time was short, and the third prince finally endured and drank three cups. Xiao Lu Zi was on the sidelines as if nothing happened, watching the third prince fulfill his promise! Sure enough, the white face of the third prince reacted immediately, and the cheeks of the two cheeks were flushed and moist under the impulse of the three glasses of wine, like a red sun that wants to rise, and like a fresh red apple.

Xiao Luzi saw that the third prince really didn't know how to drink, and his words really counted, so he didn't force the third prince to continue drinking, so he drank by himself.

"Three sons! You've just returned home, and there's been a lot going on at home! Xiao Luzi put down the wine glass and said.

"What's the matter?" The third prince asked nonchalantly.

"I really can't figure it out, how could the five guys sent by Steward Kang be killed in the Evil Tiger Forest? And that morning, the five good brothers of the second son's friends of life and death got rid of the evil tiger, and the county government also gave them a bounty of 500! ”

"Oh! Five domestic servants were killed! …… I've heard that! The third prince changed his mind and said, "But that white-fronted tiger was killed by my second brother's five friends the afternoon before yesterday!" ”

"Yo! The three sons know it all! But you ......."

Before Xiao Luzi's words were finished, he was suddenly disturbed by the anger of several old men on the side. I saw a white-bearded old man outside with his back to the north, shooting the case, and shouting: "I think the murderer who killed the five servants of the Ye family is Heizhuang San who broke into the county office yesterday!" He relies on his little skills, and he is too rampant! Why didn't the red-clothed warrior who pretended to be Wu Tianba kill him last night! ”

"Hmmm! It's very likely that the Zhuang boy did it! Another old man, about sixty years old, who was sitting facing east and west, said approvingly, "If the second son knows, he must die." ”

"Alas! I didn't expect that on the day the big worm was eliminated, five more people would die! This evil tiger forest is really sinister! I'm cowardly! I haven't dared to leave the Evil Tiger Forest for twenty years! The white-bearded old man muttered and sat down again.

"Alas! The evil tiger forest was originally full of bones and terrifying, but now the five servants of the Ye family are suffering there! Needless to say, I won't go from there. Even if you give me fifty taels of silver, you don't want me to go! A thin old black-bearded man sitting south and facing north shook his head and said.

"Oops! I said Lao Li! Are you afraid of being like this? Don't look at me I haven't passed through that forest for more than ten years, don't say fifty taels, if you give me one or two pieces of silver, I dare to go to the evil tiger forest alone. A middle-aged man who was fat and white sitting west and facing east said.

"Good! Let's talk count! The black-bearded old man Li then said, "I'll give you these fifty taels of silver, and see if you dare to walk back and forth from the evil tiger forest alone?" ”

After speaking, the black-bearded Li Laoxiu really took out fifty taels of white silver from his waist and put it on the table.

At this time, the other three people at the same table couldn't help but open their eyes when they saw this, and they all stared at the fifty taels of silver in amazement! I thought I could do it! This old guy is also rich? Poor Xiucai is also generous? It's really the sun coming out of the north and going to the west! How generous is he today?

"Okay!" The fat middle-aged man suddenly stood up, grabbed the fifty taels of silver and said, "I'll go to the evil tiger forest alone tomorrow morning!" The fifty taels are all mine! I'll treat you to a drink in the future! ”

At this time, I saw the white-bearded old man slowly standing up from his seat and saying, "The old man is also willing to go for a walk tomorrow morning." Anyway, the big worm has been removed, and I'm not afraid. ”

"Wow! Mr. Wang, you are over seventy years old, and you still have such a childlike heart! Ha! Ha! Ha! ......" that skinny Li Laoxiu couldn't help laughing.

"That's good! I, Zhang, are the most righteous people, and these twenty-five taels are for you. I'm moving forward tomorrow morning, you're going backward! We're half each! Lao Zhao, you are a witness for us. The fat middle-aged Zhang Yuanwai said.

When the sixty-year-old man Zhao, who was sitting east and west, heard this, he happily agreed, and said: "Lao Li paid to make a bet with Lao Zhang and Lao Wang, and I, Lao Zhao, will be a witness." ”。

"Good! I agree with you too! Li Laoxiu said happily, "I've already sold out these fifty taels!" Tomorrow morning, Lao Zhao and I will be waiting for the two of you to come back on the side of the road! See how bold you two are? It's no wonder if you two don't tire you two to death! But we have to make a rule that within an hour, you two will pass through the Tiger Forest and come back! Otherwise, the refund will be invalid! ”

"Hey! Then you'll see! The old man of the white-bearded king also came to the outside, "Tomorrow morning, the two of us will distance ourselves and go our separate ways, I think there is something terrible?" ”

"Then it's decided! We continued to eat and drink, and in the afternoon we had a good rest! We'll go with us tomorrow morning! The skinny Li Lao Xiucai said.

Besides, the third prince was already impatient when he heard it, and by this time, he was already full of wine and food. So he got up and said to Xiao Luzi: "You eat slowly, I'll find a quiet place to drink some tea first!" I felt a little dizzy, and I couldn't stand it. ”

At this time, Xiao Lu Zizheng listened to the conversation of several old men with relish, and as soon as he heard that the third prince was going to leave his seat, he stood up and hurriedly said, "I am also full!" I'll go out with you! ”

After saying that, Xiao Lu Zi also followed the third prince to scramble to pay for the wine and food, which made the two of them keep talking.

At this time, I saw the shopkeeper come over and say, "The boss has instructed that you can't take the money of the third son if you say anything!" Please don't ...... you two."

Before the shopkeeper finished speaking, the third son had already taken out a piece of my silver and put it on the table, and said, "Just pay for this!" Xiao Luzi! Let's go! ”

At this time, the shopkeeper couldn't help but be anxious, and hurriedly picked up the ingot of silver and handed it to the third son: "Oops! Three sons! I would never dare to disobey the orders of the boss and the boss's wife. Otherwise, the proprietress will twist my ears again. Xiao Luzi knows! ”

When the third prince heard this, he hurriedly excused himself with both hands: "No! Cannot! If you don't take it, I really don't want to go. How can there be a reason not to charge money for eating? ”

However, the shopkeeper didn't listen to persuasion, and still stuffed it into the third son's pocket. However, I don't know why, he can't resist the young third son in front of him. It took a lot of effort to return the ingot of silver to the other party.

At this time, the third prince seemed to be a little angry and said, "You just take the silver!" Turn around and tell the proprietress that if you don't confiscate it, you won't have it! ”

"Oops! This is even worse! When the proprietress found out, I didn't want to live! After the shopkeeper finished speaking, he no longer pushed the silver to the third son, but turned his head and stuffed the silver into the long pocket on Xiao Luzi's shoulder, and left in a hurry.

At this time, there was no other way, Xiao Luzi had no choice but to say to the third son: "The third son! I think we'd better take it! He's really not easy to do! ”

Seeing this, the third prince didn't want to shirk anymore, looked back and thanked the shopkeeper a few times, and then took the donkey and went down the street with Xiao Luzi.

It is said that these scenes have long been clearly seen by the round and fat proprietress standing on the stairs in the house; However, she deliberately watched motionlessly, until she saw that the third young prince had agreed to accept the money, and then nodded in satisfaction and said to herself: "That's right!" ”

Coincidentally, the shopkeeper looked up and saw the proprietress, so he smiled all over his face, ran up the stairs to greet him, and asked for credit: "Boss!" Now you're satisfied! Ha! Ha! Ha! ”

But who would have thought that the shopkeeper hadn't finished laughing yet, but he only heard a "snap", and the shopkeeper was slapped heavily! Immediately, the shopkeeper rolled down the stairs in amazement. Immediately, I saw Banniang and said angrily: "You kid, you don't let the old lady rest assured at all, so I only ate half of the meal and came out!" You're satisfying me! ”

Besides, the shopkeeper rolled to the ground, immediately got up, and said with a smile: "Yes!" Be! Madame! Little I'm bothering you! ”

However, the proprietress only snorted, turned around and entered the sub-room.

After some guests on the side saw the proprietress leave, they turned their heads to the shopkeeper and asked, "The proprietress is so fierce, why are you still smiling?" ”

At this time, the shopkeeper rubbed his face and said, "It's okay!" It's okay! It's all commonplace. It's this wrestling skill that I've practiced, and I can deal with that fat girl. ”

As soon as the shopkeeper said this, I saw a diner "plop" out, good guy! The eater actually sprayed the rice grains in his mouth and the face and neck of the guest on the other side were all over the face.

Seeing this, some of the young men and old people present all laughed loudly.

Even the shopkeeper couldn't help laughing. He didn't expect that his sentence would be so ridiculous. So, he hurriedly stopped smiling and walked over, handed the guest a towel and said, "Wipe it off quickly!" I'm so sorry! ”

When the laughter stopped, the shopkeeper glanced upstairs and continued: "You have to laugh at that fat girl of hers, the more she talks back, the more she pesters you!" ”

However, somehow, as soon as the shopkeeper said this, he suddenly turned around and hugged his head out. It's like a mouse meeting a house cat. Later, the guests saw the proprietress running downstairs with a broom in her hand, and only then did they understand what was going on. However, the shopkeeper was particularly dexterous on his legs, and before the proprietress could finish going down the stairs, he had already fled to the street.

When the proprietress saw him running away, she shouted angrily at the shopkeeper, "You come back for me!" I'm asking you to sweep the floor, and I'm not here to hit you, why are you running a bird? ”