89, habitual blocking master

"Bah, I'm a roadblocker, I planted this tree, and I drove this road. If you want to pass from now on, make this question. If you can't do it, eat me with an axe! As he spoke, he blocked a square wooden board with black calligraphy in the middle of the path. I saw that it was written in a clear regular script font -

"This year, the sum of the ages of my father, brother and sister is 64 years old; When the father's age is 3 times the age of the brother, the sister is 9 years old; When the elder brother is twice the age of the younger sister, the father is 34 years old. Q: How old are the three of them this year? ”

Besides, a knight who was walking hurriedly in the middle of the dense forest path was suddenly puzzled by the words coming from him, but he still became a little interested in the guy in front of him who short-circuited and robbed money, so he asked: "I'm still a big girl in a sedan chair - the first time I've seen you rob like this!" I don't know what kind of neurosis you are guilty of? ”

"Which three? I'll let you make this so-called 'iron tree bloom' today, but how do I know that Uncle Ben is amazing! Hey! Hey! Hey! Saying that, the roadblocker practiced a set of three-plate axes, and then shouted: "I am used to robbing and robbing, and I am a terrifying 'habitual blockade master' in the rivers and lakes and green forest world!" ”

"Poof-" The chivalrous man laughed unbearably and said, "I should be a master of habitual blocking, it turns out to be a nameless junior." Who are you? How do you know my name of 'Iron Tree Blossom'? ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Your name is big fart! Are you still as famous as me? Say it and scare you to death, I am the Qin cannon known as the little black whirlwind! ”

"I don't care if you're a cannon or a small cannon! What can you do to me? ”

"If people should be unlucky, they will stuff their teeth with cold water! When you meet me today, you will be counted as having poured blood mold for eight lifetimes. Can you do this question? ”

"It's not that serious! I can't do it, what can you do with me? ”

"Humph! What can I do to you? Loneliness is very powerful! He's beaten me, you're a fart! ”

"Huh! You talk, who farts! You don't talk nonsense! Pick up—"

"Iron Tree Blossoms" After I finished speaking, I picked up the iron arm wheel ring and went straight to the Qin cannon.

Seeing this, Qin Cannon didn't dare to slack off, and immediately waved the plate axe, a "mantis arm blocking the car", and hit the iron arm wheel ring that I couldn't help but "rattle the bell". "Oops!" Both of them took a few steps back with their teeth cracked, and they felt their arms tingle with shock.

"You! You! You! Are you doing it with so much force, little bunny? Qin cannons shouted angrily.

"Aren't you the same? Why don't you keep your energy to hunt down the killers of the rivers and lakes, why are you against Lao Tzu and me? It's really a big flood that rushed into the Dragon King Temple! Go and follow me to the surname Fang! "The Iron Tree Blossoms" I said and walked away.

"Hey! Ay! Where is he? Where is it? Qin Cannon shouted and wanted to stop the "Iron Tree Blossoming", but where was his shadow? Seeing this, Qin Cannon put away the small planks and walked towards the depths of the woods again with his double axe. However, he didn't expect that his every move did not escape the eyes of a person who can be called "lonely to lose".

In the bamboo forest of Huzhou, the "Four Famous Catches of Wu Yue" were already on the order to hurry, and suddenly saw a person walking in front of them. And this person is none other than the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin Cannon, who got angry and walked away. Fortunately, they know each other, they used to be friends of the rivers and lakes and martial arts, and one of them is also a close relationship with the resurgence of "a shot after the bar". After the resurgence of inquiry, the "Four Famous Catches" learned that many righteous people in the rivers and lakes were looking for the whereabouts of the "lightning less" Fang Gui, but they were going to swear to kill the "lightning time" to eliminate the harm of the rivers and lakes martial arts. This is contrary to their "Four Famous Catches" master Qian Biao ordered them to be captured alive "lightning time"! I really don't know what his master's intentions are? Their task of "four famous catches" this time is undoubtedly even more difficult! Just imagine, a "lightning failure", the martial arts are chasing him all day long, how can they ensure that they can capture him alive?

Just when the "Four Famous Catches" and the "One Cannon Behind the Bar" were going their separate ways, I saw two more people coming in front of them, who were the "Iron Tree Blossoming" and the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin Cannon who came later. But why did I pass by these four, each in a hurry, and have nothing to do with each other. However, they all felt that the other party was definitely a person with strong martial arts, but they didn't know each other. Subsequently, the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin cannon arrived, and when he saw these four knights in extraordinary costumes, he immediately put the small wooden plank in the middle of the path and shouted: "Bah-I planted this tree, and I drove this road." If you want to pass from now on, make this question. If you can't do it, eat me with an axe! ”

Besides, the "Four Famous Catches" were made to cry and laugh by the reckless man in front of them, and when I looked closely, I saw that the small wooden board was written in clear regular script font-

"This year, the sum of the ages of my father, brother and sister is 64 years old; When the father's age is 3 times the age of the brother, the sister is 9 years old; When the elder brother is twice the age of the younger sister, the father is 34 years old. Q: How old are the three of them this year? ”

Is this little bunny really a little impatient? It's like eating the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and you dare to give us four big internal guards a problem, and you don't look at who we are?

"Hahaha! Who the hell are you, boy? Is it really unbelievable? I saw that one of the "Four Famous Catches" led by him said to Qin Cannon.

"Humph! Speak up, scare the four of you to death! Qin Cannon still said nonchalantly: "I am the second in line in the 'Whirlwind Eighteen Riders', the son of the Black Whirlwind Qin Chuanxiao, the Little Black Whirlwind Qin Cannon!" ”

"Hahaha! Who should I be? It turned out to be the son of the dead second black whirlwind Qin Chuanxiao. Junior, do you know who I am? ”

"Who are you? At most, you are the boss of the four famous catches, the cousin of the 'gust of wind' and the 'cannon after the bar'! The three of them are Wu Zhenjiang, the 'Thunderbolt Wind Demon', Xue Renyi, and the 'Fire Tree and Silver Flower' Miao Sanniang. ”

"Ho! You kid knows us all! A gust of wind couldn't help but take a deep breath, thinking to himself that this kid is full of cross, no wonder he is not afraid of us at all.

"That's it! Don't you dare to fish in the rivers and lakes these two times? ”

"Since you know so much, do you know the whereabouts of the Jianghu killer?"

"Of course I do, but you're going to have to do it anyway. Otherwise, you'll have to eat me with an axe! Between the words, the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin cannon picked up the double axe and made the trend of "Evil Tiger Waiting for Food".

"Hahaha......" Feng Bo burst into laughter, and then said to Qin Cannon: "Little Whirlwind, you haven't avenged your father yet, why did you run here and pretend?" ”

At this time, I saw "chicken feathers" Wu Zhenjiang coming over and said: "Boy! Don't let us do your questions, I'll give you a few simple intelligence test questions and see if you can answer them. ”

"Good! Lao Tzu likes to do intelligence tests. Say it quickly! You shit! Qin Cannon immediately put away his double axe, and couldn't wait to urge.

"Good! Listen up! You shit! Wu Zhenjiang also pretended to say: "Why don't you say a puppy has lice?" ”

When Qin Cannon heard this, he immediately replied: "Because the puppy pays attention to hygiene, it doesn't give lice!" ”

"Wrong-" Wu Zhenjiang immediately said: "Dogs can only give birth to dogs, not lice!" ”

"You're a strong word! No, no! Qin Cannon said unconvinced.

"Good! I'll give you one more! Wu Zhenjiang then asked him: "Say that there are seven (riding) monkeys on the tree, one monkey underground, how many monkeys have fallen?" ”

"It's worth asking me such a simple question?" Qin Cannon squinted his eyes disdainfully and said, "Two monkeys! ”

"Wrong!" Wu Zhenjiang immediately denied it.

"What? Do you mean that I can't count? How many do you say? ”

"Eight monkeys!"

"How can it be eight monkeys? I wondered! Qin Cannon shouted unconvinced.

"Seven plus one, how many do you say? What a! I will give you the same question, saying that there are seven monkeys (riding) on the tree, one monkey underground, and how many monkeys have fallen? ”

"Eight!" Qin Dacang immediately made an eight-eight posture with his left hand.

"Wrong!" Wu Zhenjiang immediately denied it.

"What? Do you mean I don't know how to count? How many do you say? ”

"Two monkeys!"

"How can it be two monkeys again? Didn't you just say eight monkeys? ”

"This ride is a ride on horseback, not seven! You're not right anyway! Didn't say what I meant! It's a mistake! Wu Zhenjiang pointed at Qin Cannon's head with his finger and said, "I'll give you a simple question, saying that eight ducks are walking together, how should it be said after the break?" ”

At this time, Qin Dacang touched his head and said to himself: "Eight ducks walking together!" I've heard before that the afterword for two ducks and one duck is three (sa ) Ya (duck), but I've never heard of eight ducks walking together, so let me think about it! …… Oh! I remembered, isn't it a duck? ”

"Wrong!" Wu Zhenjiang proudly denied again.

"And what do you say?"

"Let me say, it's eight ducks! Fuso means bastard! ”

"Huh? Eight Duck Road!? Or a jerk? It's really a big girl getting on the sedan chair, the first time I've heard of it! ”

"How? You're all like this, you're almost a jerk, do you still need us to do your way-findings? "Chicken feathers," Wu Zhenjiang asked with a mocking smile at Qin Cannon.

"Forget it!" Qin Cannon "catched" his head and said, "Let's have a tie today, I'll let you go!" ”

"Forget it? Draw? Miao Sanniang asked Qin Dacang disappreciatively: "Do you know, 'Don't talk about ducks swinging goose, old monks don't talk about pigs!'" Where does this allusion come from? ”

Qin Dacang was a "catcher" head again, shook it and said, "I don't know!" ”

"That's good! Listen up! Miao Sanniang whispered to Qin Dacang:

One day, a goose swayed on the road, and the duck on the side of the road saw it and said to the goose that came by, "I said, Sister Goose, why do you keep walking with your feet?" It's not pretty! When the goose heard this, he said to the duck, "Brother duck! Do you take two steps to try? At this moment, an old sow swaggered her big white and fat buttocks and walked to an old monk who was sitting with his eyes closed and knocking on the wooden fish to chant the scriptures. When the old monk opened his eyes, it was a pig! Immediately stopped chanting, and said angrily to the old sow: "Go! Get out of the way! Don't hum and influence my chanting here! When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately retorted: "It was your humming chanting voice that attracted me!" You still say I'm hum, you stupid pig! Hmph, the second general will abolish you sooner or later! ”

After speaking, the "gust of wind" turmoil, "chicken feathers" Wu Zhenjiang, "Thunderbolt Wind Demon" Xue Renyi, and "Fire Tree Silver Flower" Miao Sanniang looked at each other and smiled, and then strode through meteorically.

After a long time, the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin Cannon finally came to his senses and shouted at the four people who had gone away: "Okay! The surname is Miao, you dare to scold me for being a stupid pig! You're a, promiscuous, vixen - I'll remember you! Let me tell you a historical allusion to "Waiting for the Rabbit"! Once upon a time, a farmer was hoeing in a field when he saw a hare crash and die on a tree. He was overjoyed, and took the dead rabbit home for a good meal. From then on, he spent his days thinking that another hare would die on that tree, and let him continue to eat, so he did not think about farming, and sat by the tree until the hare came and died. In this way, his land was completely deserted, but he never saw a rabbit come to kill him! it! Bastard! Ladies and gentlemen, did you hear that? I'll tell you another story of "The Old Wolf's Treat" and "The List of Gods" - there are foxes like you - as well as "Three Monks" and "The Story of an Old Nun" - three monks and an old nun committed adultery! The four of you are three monks and an old nun! Do you hear your mother's? I'm just here to wait, and I don't believe you're coming back! ”

"Tell you to curse again? Tell you to curse again? …… I'll let you be locked up quickly! Confinement! "A cannon after the bar", the wind rose again, and out of nowhere, it jumped out of nowhere, and slapped a few big mouths towards the Qin cannon!

"Stop fighting! Old style! I ask you a question! If you can't answer, let's fight again! ”

"Speak quickly!" When the wind picked up again, he immediately stopped.

"Heavy snow has fallen on ,......; Why not three more years? Put your fucking shit! What is the second line of this limerick? ”

When the wind rose again, he pondered for a long time, but he never remembered. So, Qin Cannon said to him, "You can't think of it!" Do you want to drink sesame oil or soybean oil? ”

"I drink sesame oil!" The wind rose again and said helplessly.

"Good! I'm telling you! Qin Cannon puffed out his tongue, glared at the beads in his eyes, stroked his arms again, and said, "The snow has fallen one after another, and today I am the emperor; Why not three more years? That's what it's called - let your fucking stinky fart! Swing! Swing! Between the words, Qin Cannon swaggered and walked away.

At this time, the wind rose again and stood in place for a long time, and said: "The snow has fallen one after another, today I am the emperor!" I always felt that this was not the same as the original statement! Ladies and gentlemen, do you know? Please tell me! When I know the accurate answer, I will go back and beat Qin Cannon, he dares to lie to me! ”

At this time, Lonely Defeat jumped down from the tree, and said to the wind again: "Old Feng (Feng)! I'll tell you the origin of this story!"

"What do you say!" Feng Qi said in a Sichuan tone.

So, Lonely explained to him: "On a snowy winter, Xiucai, officials, and a rich man were drinking in a roadside pavilion. They touch the scene and are in love, and they want to compose poems to help the wine!

So Xiucai chanted first: The snow has fallen one after another!

The official went on to say; It is the Royal Ruiqi.

The rich man said, "Why not go down three feet?"

Unexpectedly, the song and harmony of the three of them could be heard clearly by the old man Hanako, who had already been frozen by the roadside, so he stood up and took over angrily: "Let go of your mother's shit!" ”

"Hahaha......" A burst of laughter came, and I saw a man dressed in a big dandy-like figure walking over with a white folding fan.

"Who are you? Why laugh? The wind rose again, and the people asked.

"Well said! The contemptible surname is poor, and the name is generous. ”

"What? Are you poor and generous?! The wind rose again and looked up and down at this handsome son, and there were a hundred disbeliefs in his heart.

"Wrong!" I saw an old man in ragged clothes jumping down from the tree and said, "If he is poor and generous, I will be rich and stingy!" ”

"You don't believe me?" The playboy was a little unhappy and shouted at the comer: "If you don't believe me, I invite the three of you to go to heaven and earth to drink flower wine!" that you may know what it means to be poor and generous! ”

"To what heaven and earth!" The old man laughed again: "If you have the courage to go to the world Phoenix!" ”

"Go, go! Who's afraid of whom? The playboy did not show weakness, and gave the lonely defeat, the wind rising again and the old man a look: "Go!" Let's go drink all the world's famous wines! Whether it is Lanling, Du Kang or Phoenix, grape wine, or whether it is red wine, white wine, rice wine, green wine, rice wine, I pay the bill, not bad money! I'm poor and generous! ”

Who is this playboy who calls himself "poor and generous"? To tell the truth, this is Huang Shixiong, the only son of the Golden Palace, known as the "Scattered Wealth Boy" and "Rich Prince" on the rivers and lakes, a typical combination of the rich second generation and the official second generation. Dare to say who is this golden palace? As early as in the chapter "110, the fate of the duelist", there is an introduction, this golden palace is a person from Zhengzhou, with thousands of family assets, thousands of acres of fertile land, the official title of the marquis of the Great Liang State, the rich crown of the world, the money paves the ground, the gold is full of hall, so it is called the Golden Palace. This person is the brother of the "Three Musketeers of the Yellow River", that is, Huang Jinzhen, Huang Jinhe, and Huang Jinshui, and his martial arts are also extraordinary. There is only one word difference between Huang Shiying, one of the original "Six Heroes of Shudong", one of the sixth, and he is a distant brother of the same generation.

Dare to ask who that old man is? In fact, he is the son of Gongsun Buchou, the son of Gongsun Changzai, who has long been alive, and he is the eighteenth grandson Gongsun Buchou mentioned in the book "Mencius, Gongsun Chou"! The old guy Gongsun Chou definitely didn't expect that his descendants would be passed on to the eighteenth grandson, Gongsun is no longer ugly, and he is also a little-known hermit, and what he didn't expect is that this Gongsun Buchou is already an elder of the beggar gang with strong martial arts.

In the southern suburbs of Huzhou, the land of mountains and rivers, next to the bamboo forest, there is a beautiful "heaven and earth", in fact, this is known as the "heaven and earth" restaurant known as the beautiful garden, and the "world phoenix" restaurant located in the western suburbs of Huzhou is equally famous. So since "Heaven and Earth" and "World Phoenix" are equally famous, why did Gongsun Bu Ugly provoke Huang Shixiong to go to the "World Phoenix" restaurant in the western suburbs? Where did the four men go?

Let's ask what happened next, please watch the next episode "115, the return of the warrior".

Lonely and defeated in a dream, but firmly believe that where he is in a dream, what he sees is completely the real world-

This year, the sum of the ages of Dad, Brother and Sister is 64 years old; When the father's age is 3 times the age of the brother, the sister is 9 years old; When the elder brother is twice the age of the younger sister, the father is 34 years old. Q: How old are the three of them this year?

Based on the girl's 9 years old——

9-10-30 False (the sum of the three is not 64, does not meet the first condition)

9-11-33 False (the sum of the three is not 64, does not meet the first condition)

9-12-36 are all reduced by 2 years, which is 7-10-34, which does not meet the first, second, and third conditions, and is wrong;

9-13-39 are all reduced by 5 years old, which is 4-8-34, which meets the third condition, and has not yet met the first condition, and they are 10-14-40 respectively plus one year old, and the sum of the three is exactly 64, so their ages this year are 10, 14, and 40.

Or column calculation formulas –

①B+G+M=64

②3G1+G1+9=64+3X

③34+2M1+M1=64+3Y

④G1=G+X

⑤M1=M+Y

From (2) and (4), 4G+X=55

M=10 is obtained from (3) and (5), and (2) is obtained by subtracting 1, and X=-1; G=14, and (1) yields B=40. So the ages of the three of them this year are 40, 14, and 10 respectively.

"Huh? Isn't this the problem that the little black whirlwind Qin cannon is making to the 'Iron Tree Blossom'? I didn't expect to meet here, and when I meet Lao Tieshu, I must tell him! Loneliness said to the defeated heart, and continued to fly forward—