135. Rhetoric
So, Mr. Xiangmian held Ouyang Qingfeng's left hand in his hand, and praised while watching: "Oops! Good palmistry! People say, 'One bucket is poor, two buckets are rich, and three buckets open a pawnshop!' 'I see that you have three hand-patterned whirlpools, and you must be a rich and noble person! ”
"Not bad!" Ouyang Qingfeng disagreed, and said, "My father runs a pawnshop!" But I'm not going to run a pawnshop! ”
"Oh!" Mr. Xiangmian smiled dumbly and said, "This son doesn't need to worry! There is a way to be a blessing and a curse for handprints, and you can see the rich and poor in a year! It depends on the days to come! ”
"I don't like my father's line of work at all! I'm not going to open a pawnshop! After Ouyang Qingfeng finished speaking, he left the table.
Seeing this, the old gentleman couldn't help but smile and shook his head. Then he looked up again and said, "Come!" You can do the math of this strong man! Anyway, this ghost weather is so hot that people can't eat, so let's take it as a relief from boredom! ”
"The old gentleman is going to relieve my boredom!" Sun Kexing leaned back at the table and sat down, saying, "That's good! I don't ask about finding people! You can use the sexagenary branch to calculate the future and fate for me! ”
"Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Mr. Xiang laughed and said, "I'll tell you the truth!" That's what I'm good at! And I am the only one in the world who has developed the fortune-telling technique of 'Birthday Bazi'! I'm easy not to pass it on! As the saying goes, real people don't show their faces, and they don't show real people. ”
"That being the case! Old gentleman! I'll be taught today! See if you're accurate? Sun Kexing's words were sharp and slightly sarcastic.
"Alright! Today, the old man is ugly! After Mr. Xiangmian finished speaking, he looked at Sun Kexing again, and then said, "Now it is the year of Ding Mao, looking at your figure, you must have been born in May of the year of Jiachen, and you belong to the dragon, and now there are three out of twenty!" ”
"Ahh After Sun Kexing heard this, he was speechless in shock. It's true, it's amazing, how does this old guy know so accurately?
At this time, the old gentleman continued to talk: "According to the calculation! You have outstanding deeds in your life, you are proud, and you are soaring! However, you can't be an official, and you have nothing to do with an official! ”
Sun Kexing listened and nodded. Then he wondered: "I have a sentence that I can't understand!" If you can't be an official, how can you be majestic and prosperous? ”
"Oh! You don't have to worry about this! Big things have to be done carefully! Big things don't just happen to officials! If you want to be heroic, you must also start from little by little, don't take the good as small, and don't mistake it for only officials who can do big things! Mr. Xiang explained solemnly.
After hearing this, Sun Kexing nodded again in acquiescence.
At this time, I only heard Ye Jinfeng shouting: "Fourth brother! Your turn! ”
"Good! I'll give it a try! Zhang Yunhai said, and came to the front of the gentleman.
"What kind of algorithm do you want! Face-to-face, bones, palmistry, word analysis, lottery and hexagram, you can choose! The old gentleman spoke fluently again.
Zhang Yunhai thought for a while and said: "I don't draw lots, don't count hexagrams, and don't look at palmistry, you just give me a calculation of when I will die!" ”
"How do you count this? It's unlucky! Ouyang Qingfeng shouted in disgust.
"It's okay! Third brother! I'm prepared for the worst, and I'll see when I can find the vendetta! Zhang Yunhai's tone was firm.
"Good! Good! You wait! I'll do the math for you! Looks like you're trying to stump me today! The old gentleman smiled and took out a yellowed book from under the table, and then said: "There is a star in the sky, a bite on the ground, and everyone has a 'natal star'." A star falls from the sky, and a person falls from the earth! Your natal star has not landed, which means that your time of death has not yet come! ”
"Isn't that nonsense? I don't want to die now! Zhang Yunhai looked at the old gentleman and said disdainfully.
The old gentleman didn't say anything, flipped through the yellowed book, looked at Zhang Yunhai again, and said, "It seems that you were born in the year of Ji You, two years and less than thirty!" ”
"You're right!" Zhang Yunhai praised, "But this doesn't mean when I will die!" ”
"Oh! There's no need to rush! There's no need to rush! The old gentleman said again and again, "According to the "Book of Destiny", you should be a young man, a great career in the prime of life, and a long life!" ”
"How long will it last?" Zhang Yunhai continued to ask.
The old gentleman pinched his fingers, calculated hard, and said, "Listen well, strong man! You will die in the month of Jiaxu in the year of Xinhai, and you will be two out of sixty! ”
"Hah! Ha! Ha! Zhang Yunhai laughed after hearing this, "I don't know when I'll die, you can conclude that I can live sixty-two based on this rotten book and your broken mouth?" I think it's up to us to decide what we do in the future! You're a kid's trick! My enemies don't believe! ”
"That's it! Fourth brother! Stop it! It's my turn! Huang Shiying said, pushed Zhang Yunhai aside and stood in front of the table.
"Hmmm! Today you are my last guest. How do you want an algorithm? The old gentleman said.
"Pick the word!" After Huang Shiying finished speaking, he reached out and took out a note from the word box, and secretly covered it in the palm of his hand, ready to slowly reveal the words.
"Take it out and let the old man see it! It's going to be dark! The old gentleman said, then took the note in Huang Shiying's hand, slowly took it away, and couldn't help but be stunned, he couldn't believe his eyes. If this hexagram is spoken, it is simply impossible to earn money from the hexagram. How can this be? You have to think of a wonderful way to deal with this hexagram.
At this time, Ye Jinfeng, Huang Shiying and the other six people had already seen that the old gentleman's expression was wrong, and asked, "What word?" ”
However, the old gentleman covered the note in his hand, looked at Huang Shiying and asked, "This son!" What are you asking? ”
"Ask what? …… Say! Just ask me about my future! Huang Shiying responded Langlang.
"Ahh Ask this! ......" the old gentleman pondered for a moment, and said, "I'll see you draw lots again, and then make a decision!" ”
"Smoke it! Count me accurately! Huang Shiying said, pulled out a random stick from the stick, and handed it to the old gentleman.
The old gentleman took the seal and took a closer look, shook his head and sighed: "I said son! Your word choice and the draw match well, but neither of them is so ideal! ”
"Not ideal! Is my life very bad and bitter? Huang Shiying asked in surprise.
The old gentleman shook his head, handed the note to Huang Shiying, and said, "I don't understand, why do you, a young man with such a talent, have such a poor signature!" ”
After hearing this, Huang Shiying was inexplicable and took the note.
At this time, Ye Jinfeng and the other five people also got together and wanted to see what the word was!
So, Huang Shiying took the note and saw a pitch-black word "rape" on it!
Huang Shiying couldn't help but throw down the note angrily and asked, "Old man! How is this explained? ”
"Look at this tag again!" The old gentleman said, and handed the sign in his hand to Huang Shiying.
Huang Shiying took the slip and looked at it carefully.
At this time, Ye Jinfeng and the other five people also took a lot of effort to see clearly what it read: "A good thing is coming today, and it is reported that the countryside is abundant everywhere." is on the road to fame and fortune, the spring is bright and the moon meets the east wind! ”
"How can that be explained?" Huang Shiying asked, putting the slip on the table.
The old gentleman pondered for a moment and asked: "The original meaning of the word adultery is related to women, does the son have something to do with a certain woman?" ”
"Never! I, Huang, have not succeeded in my career, and I will never waste more time here! Huang Shiying retorted very dryly.
"Oh! That's the old man worrying! However, if this is the case, then it means that you yourself are traitorous and do not show it to the outside! The old gentleman said bluntly.
"Old sir! This time you're probably mistaken! My brother would never be that kind of person! Ye Jinfeng could no longer suppress the anger in his heart, and said to Mr. Xiang Xiang unhappily.
"I don't think the sixth brother needs him to tell fortunes, the more he calculates, the worse it gets! Let's go! Ouyang Qingfeng pulled Huang Shiying and said.
"Nope! I'm so well-educated that I'm not angry at all! I'm going to listen to all this old man's nonsense! Huang Shiying said without hesitation.
When the old gentleman heard this, he still smiled mysteriously: "Nonsense? I don't dare! The will of the gods cannot be changed. Tell you, whether you are a traitor or not, you know yourself; Shizi fell next to the woman, and the cadre opened his chest regardless of it! If you have nothing to do with women, you must have no liver and sausage! is on the road to fame and fortune, and it is difficult for the white tiger to get through! That's what your Markmark explains! ”
"Nonsense!" Zhang Yunhai shouted angrily.
"Old sir! I see you're out of the clouds! Huang Shiying still said very calmly.
"That's it! Brothers, let's go! The old gentleman is probably tired and confused! As he spoke, he walked straight to the herd of horses by the side of the road.
So, everyone brushed their sleeves away, no longer listening to this old guy and old thing talking about the gourd and the west scoop! This bad old man is very bad, and it is not accurate to believe that he is a ghost. It's just that the donkey's head is not right the horse's mouth, and the wind and horses and cows are not compatible!
In the end, only Huang Shiying stood at the hexagram table and said to Mr. Xiang without arrogance or humility, "Old man! We are curious! As for this fortune telling, you made up a sentence to slip away, saying that it was all nonsense, and the silver and silver tickets were kept by yourself! ”
After speaking, Huang Shiying walked towards his jujube red BMW.
However, the old gentleman smiled and looked at the six people who were leaving one after another, and sang in a mocking tone with a paper fan: "There is nothing in the world, and mediocre people disturb themselves." It's strange, it's strange! The six males (bears) of Shudong each lead the donkey! If you don't believe in the happy immortals, he will encounter real dangers one day! Strange, strange, really strange! The six males (bears) of Shudong each lead the donkey! ……”
Look at the singing! It's simply sarcastic, ridiculing, and mocking the "Six Heroes of Shudong", and he actually changed the hero's male darkness to the bear bear in his heart! However, the six of them ignored it and continued to walk through the twilight streets of Yangcheng!
The "Six Heroes of Shudong" has gradually disappeared, and Mr. Xiangmian's singing voice is also disappearing, and the six of them are thinking about their hearts.
After a while, I only heard Sun Kexing ask, "Big brother!" What are you thinking? Do you believe his fortune tellers? ”