193. Cats have nine lives
"Slow!" I heard a young voice stop me, "Father! It's time to send her to the cold! However, if that ordinary man was also beaten into the cold palace, it would be cheaper for him. I think he should be sent to Hell and handed over to Hades! β
"Hmmm! So much better! Pull her down! The old dragon king's voice roared again.
Then the maiden cried out eagerly, "Father! Father! For the sake of me being the daughter of the Dragon King of the South China Sea, and for the sake of me being the wife of your dead third prince, you can spare Ye Gongzi! β
"Bastard! Shut up! Pull it down! β
Saying that yes, who had been listening carefully through the wall here, could no longer suppress the anger in his chest, he stood up, only to hear a "pop", the wall of the hall had been knocked open, and he stood in front of everyone!
At this time, Ye Wuwu had already seen the South China Sea dragon girl who was being pulled by the shrimp soldiers and shrimp generals, so he said to the old dragon king: "I am a manly man, and I do things alone!" I broke into the Dragon Palace by mistake and offended Long Yan, if you want to be punished, please send me into the cold palace alone! It has nothing to do with this kind daughter-in-law of yours! β
"This ......" The old dragon king was a little speechless in the face of the righteous and arrogant Ye, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
"Humph! What are you! Dare to speak wildly here, and intimidate the old dragon king! I saw a guy who looked like a dragon prince pointing at Ye harmless and shouting.
At this time, Ye Wuwu glanced at the guy with contempt and said, "You can count as a thing, and I am a human being, a person of flesh and blood, family and affection!" If you still have a merciful heart, please send me to the cold palace to suffer and release the South Sea girl! β
At this time, the old dragon king thought for a while and said, "I will send you both into the cold palace and let you live!" β
"Father! Father! I can't help it! The Dragon Prince treacherously glanced at Ye harmless, and said, "This woman is unforgivable for entering the cold palace, but you can't let this mortal master also enter the cold palace!" He is not our Dragon Palace Immortal, he should be sent to the Nether to dispose of! β
"Hmmm! My son has a point! Come on! Hell Nether Dispose! β
The old dragon king gave an order, and Ye Wuwu immediately fainted and fell. He only felt like he was being thrown into a dark vortex, and his body was completely unsupported......
Suddenly, yes fell heavily on the hard surface, and he lay there dazed, unable to move.
"Whoaβwhoaβwhoaββ, ha! Ha! Ha! In his eyes, he felt something screaming, scratching at his arms, his back, and his hair, causing him a pang of pain. So, yes raised his head slowly and helplessly!
"Ahh Ghost! Ya Harmless suddenly cowered in horror and cried out, and he saw a monster with long teeth and a burnt forehead!
When Ye Wuwu turned his back sideways, however, three disgusting strange faces stretched out from his top face, all of them were unkempt ghosts with red eyes, gray faces, black foreheads, and green noses! He buried his face in horror and did not dare to look up.
"Whoaβheyβget up! When you get to Hades, you should know how to do it! A little ghost said in a weird way.
Hearing this, Ye Wuwu quickly thought, "Hades Mansion! I know what I'm going to do, I'm too big to die. β
"Get up!" Another goblin grabbed Yah's harmless hair and shouted.
At this time, Ye Wuwu raised his face and opened his eyes angrily, and one by one the scorched faces were still stimulating his brain.
"I'll tell you the truth!" A grimace reached out in front of Ya Harmless and said, "Hand over the money, and turn around to make you feel better!" β
"That's right! Hand it over! Hand it over! All the demons cried out.
"I see!" Ye Wuwu looked at the group of ghosts and thought, "No wonder there are often people in the world who say that money can make ghosts grind!" Cough! I, a person who doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, would ever encounter such a thing! It's so hard for me! β
"Say it! Do you want money or death? The goblins were screaming again.
At this time, Ye harmless shook his spirits and shouted: "If you want money, money, life, you can divide it!" β
"Huh-hey-heyββ, so to say! Say! ......" The goblins screamed and tore into Yahweh's harmless pockets and robbed him of his belongings!
At this moment, I heard a shout: "Carry this kid in and ask for it!" β
Suddenly, the group of goblins stopped arguing, and lifted Ya Wuwu high into the darkness.
I didn't go far, only to hear a "bang", and yes was thrown into a brightly lit and gloomy lobby.
At this time, Ye Wuwu endured the pain and looked up: I saw that both sides of the lobby were full of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods with torches, burning beatings, steel forks, steel whips, ropes, iron shackles, handcuffs, and shackles! Directly in front of him, I saw Lord Yama blowing his beard and staring through the ghost roster! Everything is so terrifying! That's what it's like to be in the gutter dungeon!
"Third brother! How did you get here? A familiar voice alarmed him, and he hurriedly turned his head to look behind him: he saw several people in shackles and handcuffs standing beside the big hot oil pan, and two familiar faces caught his eye......
"Ahh Brother-in-law! Second brother! You're here too! It's not a dream, is it? Ye Wuwu rushed to Qiu Tianting and Ye Jinfeng's side and asked in horror.
At this time, Qiu Tianting dragged the heavy shackles close to Ye Wuwu and said, "This is not a dream, it is true!" β
At this time, Ye Jinfeng grabbed Ye harmless's arm violently and said, "Third brother! You're a literati, and you shouldn't be on this roster! β
After speaking, Ye Jinfeng turned his head sharply and shouted at Lord Yama: "You can't make something out of nothing and frame the innocent!" Let my third brother go! β
"Let him go!" Qiu Tianting also shouted angrily.
"Smack!" Lord Yama slapped the shocked wood and shouted, "Bastard! Pull them down for me! Hit the water dungeon! β
In an instant, the two groups of evil ghosts dragged Qiu Tianting and Ye Jinfeng away until they were thrown into the water prison.
Besides, at this time, Ye was harmless, his limbs had already been entangled by another group of ghosts, and his mouth was also sealed by them, so that he couldn't move or scream, so he had to watch his brother-in-law and second brother being dragged into the depths and disappeared.
"Smack!" Lord Yama slapped the shocked wood again, pointed at Ye Wuwu and shouted angrily: "It's damn to come here!" I'm going to fry you in a frying pan like a ji! Come on! Execution! β
At the sound of the order, I saw a demon holding a bright and dangling steel fork, and with a fierce stab, it was deeply inserted into the harmless heart; And at the same time, another demon has dragged Yah's harmless intestines out with an iron hook so that it grows and grows! Then, with a slight pick, the demon threw the innocent man and his intestines into the boiling oil pot above the raging fire. Suddenly, a hot oil splash struck everywhere......
"Ah-" Yah Harmless finally exclaimed, "It's better to be in the world!" Good in the world! I don't want to go to hell! No! β
After screaming, Ya Wuwu slowly opened his eyes. In the haze, he saw an old woman wiping the beads of sweat from her face; Beside her, there was a girl with a medicine bowl in her hand! Gradually, the girl's smile became clearer, and the medicine bowl in her hand was still steaming. Ya harmless looked around again, this is a spacious and bright house. It was only then that he realized: it turned out that he had made a huge dream that was boundless! Until it degenerates into a nightmare! He wasn't thrown into the oil pot, and Qiu Tianting and Ye Jinfeng weren't thrown into the water prison! A false alarm! How could you have such a strange dream! Sure enough, I didn't know that I was a guest in my dream! Everything will be hurried away, like fog, smoke, dreams, clouds, and a trace of dissipation......
"Where am I?" Ye Wuwu couldn't help but ask.
"Childe! You've been asleep for a day and a night! Let's talk about it after drinking the decoction! I saw that the girl had brought the medicine bowl to Ye Harmless and said with a smile, "Childe! You just said the dream talk! Say what - it's better to be in the world! Good in the world! What's going on? β
"Alas!" He closed his eyes and said, "I had a nightmare!" I dreamed that I was thrown into a pot of boiling oil in the underworld, and I woke up! β
"Yo! Child! You're having this nightmare! Today is a good day, the first day of June! But the old woman smiled and said, "I heard the old gentleman of the original dream say, if you have such a nightmare, you will be blessed in the near future!" Otherwise, how could it fall into the oil pan? Isn't there a saying about the comer? β¦β¦ Sky...... If you want to pet it, you must harm it first! β
"Mother! Look at what you said! People must be frightened, you're still making fun of them! Childe, please drink the medicine! The girl said, still holding the medicine bowl.
So, Ye Wuwu sat up, took the medicine bowl and put it on the table, and said, "I was hanging from a tree, and you must have saved me!" I must repay you! β
"Grid! Case! Case! The girl couldn't help laughing, and then said, "Who made you repay you!" Listen to my brother, you were hung from a tree by a big net. My brother rescued you from the tree and then used your little donkey to bring you back. You don't know any of this! β
"Yes! Child! The old woman said again, "Look at you, you are a scholarly disciple, how can you be hung from a tree?" β
Ye harmless listened, smiled and said, "I ran into a gang of robbers!" β
"Ahh Bandit! Did they hit you? Snatched your stuff? The old lady asked hurriedly.
Ye Wuwu smiled bitterly and replied, "Didn't you rob anything?" Only took my Wan Bao Yu! β
"Yikes! And said that you didn't rob anything? Your life is gone! That jade is used to ward off evil spirits! The old woman said in surprise.
Hearing this, Ye Wuwu couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "These old ladies, how do they all know that the jade is used to ward off evil spirits?" I really didn't expect this superstitious rumor to spread so widely. But it's nothing, my nickname is three cats, as the saying goes, cats have nine lives, not to mention that I am three cats, three hundred and twenty-seven lives, what are you afraid of? The big cat, who had squatted on the red mat at the entrance of the "World Phoenix" restaurant on the southern shore of Taihu Lake in the northern suburbs of Huzhou to solicit business, thought to himself, I am attached to Ye harmless, I must let him have the thoughts and power of cats, and even more importantly, there must be a cat with nine lives, and there will be a blessing after the catastrophe, not to mention that he is still only worthy of the name (deputy) of the "three cats".