383, good words are hard to persuade damn ghosts

Although Xia Ji is acting on the scene and acting coyly, she is still as beautiful and soft as a fairy in the past. When Linggong saw it, he was immediately dumbfounded and excited. He only felt that his harem concubines and beauties were like dung, and none of them were amiable to see, only this Xia Ji was beautiful, delicate, plump and gorgeous, smooth and dazzling. Yes! It's simply pleasing to the eye and beautiful! Hug it, kiss it, and cloud and rain so beautiful! It's worth dying after a handful of addictions!

However, as the king of a country, Linggong has to hide his lustful nature; When we first met, it was called "初めまして" (はじめまして) in Japanese. Ha Zi me ma Si te. Ha Yi Mei ma xi tie", called "How do you do? So Linggong inevitably had to pretend to his good daughter-in-law: "The widow occasionally comes out to wander, passing by the Zun Mansion, and disturbs and disturbs." ”

This is clearly self-written and self-directed nonsense, that is, "words with salt - salty (gossip)!" "Without these words as a lubricant, how restrained and embarrassing is that? If these words are spoken, isn't that like "covering one's ears and stealing the bell" to deceive oneself and others, but it cannot deceive others? It's just that he was so excited that he forgot to say "Excuse me!" Meaning: Excuse me. If he could say it, he would definitely make his good daughter-in-law Xia Ji inexplicable and incomprehensible.

Coincidentally, Xia Ji hurriedly leaned over and begged: "The arrival of the lord has greatly increased the color of my bamboo forest, and the concubine has prepared some wine and food, I wonder if the lord is willing to appreciate the light?" As she spoke, she gave her a father who couldn't buy it, and led Linggong and Kong Ning to roam the garden.

At this time of this trip, Xia Ji has taken off her dress and changed into plain clothes, just like a pear blossom under the moon and a plum in the snow! It is really beautiful and delicious, color, fragrance, taste, and sound, and there is no elegance in the milk peak, and there is no taste in the core.

To the back garden, there are Qiao Song, Xiubai, strange stones, famous flowers, one side of the lotus pond, several flower pavilions, there is a high Xuan in the middle, Zhu Column carved Ying, very spacious and elegant. This is where Natsuhime and the men have fun. She sat down and drank heartily. It's really "people are obsessed if they are not charming, people are self-obsessed if they are not lovers, everyone is narcissistic if they are not lovers, and everyone is drunk if they are not drunk with wine." ”

During the banquet, Ling Gong kept his eyes on it, staring directly at Xia Ji; Xia Ji is also affectionate, looking forward to sending autumn waves. Before he knew it, Linggong was drunk, lying on the bed, snoring.

Kong Ning saw the opportunity and said to Xia Ji: "The lord has been longing for your beauty for a long time, and today I came to ask for pleasure, you have to serve him well and make him satisfied!" "Look! What did he think of this bamboo forest? It's like a high-end brothel or a black cat hotel!

However, when Xia Ji heard this, although she didn't say it in her mouth, she was beautiful in her heart! It's just a flower of heart that is about to bloom! She secretly said in her heart: "Let him be satisfied, or let me be satisfied, or is it an unknown!" I can't stutter in my thoughts, let alone stammer! ”

Subsequently, Kong Ning was inconvenient to stay here, so he went to rest elsewhere. As soon as he left, Xia Ji bathed in fragrant soup and changed into a glamorous costume to prepare for the good fortune of Linggong. After a while, Linggong woke up and ordered the lotus palm lamp to lead him to Xia Ji's boudoir. Xia Ji knows that today is a big fish on the hook, which is for herself to drink fresh soup and moisturize nectar, and her long-drought body should meet Ganyu tonight! It's just a little impatient to wait. It's really sad to kill me!

Suddenly, she heard footsteps outside the door, and was about to ask who it was, when Linggong had already flashed in. The two of them were almost "silent and tearful, I just hate to see each other too late!" ”

For a while, half a time, only the sound of undressing and panting was heard. Linggong hugged Xia Ji into the curtain and hurriedly stroked it, only to feel that the skin was soft and greasy, and it melted at the touch, which was ecstatic. When it comes to Linggong's words, he is really not as good as Kong Ning and Yixing's father, and Linggong has a fox smell, Xia Ji 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 from the bottom of her heart

Look! This good father-in-law and daughter-in-law are really a pair made in heaven, a pair that you love and I want! To put it bluntly, it's a pair of adulterers and adulteresses! A couple of old husbands and daughters-in-law who are beaten by dogs! Writers and storytellers hate it, but they are helpless. Why worry about the ancients? I only hope that in this life and the next life there will be no confusion between the ears and the eyes.

When the rooster crowed, Xia Ji woke up Linggong and asked him to get up and go back to the palace, so as not to be known by outsiders about his adultery. This is clearly another "covering up the ears and stealing the bell", which is a redundant move. I am afraid that at this time, his adultery has long been all over the government and the opposition, and it has been flowing through the ages to the present day.

It was still Linggong Mingda, he lay in the incense tent, hugged Xia Ji, and said: "I am really fortunate to know you, and when I look back at the Sixth Palace, it is really a pile of dung and dregs!" Pickled stinky bitch! But I wonder when I'll be able to enjoy your jade body again? ”

This question is in the middle of Xia Ji Xinhuai, she is worried that her lewd behavior will be known by the Chinese people, and she also knows that she wants to make a face; Second, he hopes to control Linggong to enjoy wealth and glory, and make his son have a bright future.

So, she replied with tears in her eyes: "The concubine really doesn't dare to bully the king, since I have lost my husband, I can't control myself." He had an affair with Kong Ning and Yixing's father. Now that I have the privilege of having a good time with my lord, I should cut off all other contacts and serve my lord wholeheartedly. ”

When Chen Linggong heard this, he smiled and said: "No wonder Kong Ning talked to me about your kung fu in bed, which was fascinating, if it wasn't for personal experience, how could you know so detailed and specific?" Since you have told me the truth, I do not blame you, but as long as I can see you often, and be gentle with you, and do whatever I want with other people. "Yikes! He's still pot-bellied! The vinegar jar is still very good for the goods!

When Xia Ji heard this, Xinhua bloomed, and hurriedly took off her underwear, put it on Linggong, and said, "I hope that when the lord sees this shirt, it is like remembering my Su'e." If the lord has Yaxing, you can come with Kong Ning and Yixing's father, and we will come to him to fight in bed with three people, wouldn't it be wonderful and painful? "Good fellows! This Su'e's immortal cave is so big! I can devour these three adults in one go! Just imagine, at that time, those three old guys will be like wolves and tigers, won't they tear her apart and eat her?

The next day, after Chen Linggong's morning dynasty ended, all the officials had dispersed, and Linggong left Kong Ning behind to thank him for recommending Xia Ji. He summoned Yixing's father again and said to Kong Ning and Yixing's father: "That kind of beautiful thing, why didn't you two Aiqing tell the widow earlier?" But you have the lead, what is the reason? "Huh! This Chen Linggong may know the way of "preconceived". However, if the two doctors Kong and Yi didn't try it first, how could they know the beauty of Xia Ji and tell the lord to taste it? However, when Kong Ning and Yi Xing's father heard that the lord asked each other like this, they deduced that there was nothing to do with this matter.

After hearing this, Linggong laughed and said, "Xia Ji told me, what are you two cowardly old guys still hiding?" ”

Hey! "Don't talk about ducks and gooses, don't talk about pigs humming old monks!" Linggong can still say this. Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! Good and good!

Kong Ning was still good at rhetoric, and immediately replied: "For example, if there is a delicacy, the minister will taste it first, and if it is delicious, he will present it to the monarch; If it's not good, I don't dare to make a sacrifice. ”

When Chen Linggong heard this, he immediately retorted: "False! This is obviously a bear's paw, and it tastes very good, so you might as well give it to the widow to taste it first! Saying that, Linggong proudly lifted his coat and said to show off: "Although the two of you got it first, do you have any love gifts from beauties?" ”

Kong Ning saw that it was Xia Ji's undershirt, touched the scene, tore open his pants, revealed the brocade pants inside, and said to Linggong: "What's so strange about this, you have me, and my father has it." ”

It turned out that Kong Ning once stole a pair of Xia Ji's embroidered pants when he was secretly happy, and bragged in front of Yixing's father how he was capable, and told Yixing's father about the beautiful things between him and Xia Ji. Yixing's father was itchy when he heard this, but he was half-convinced, so Kong Ning took out the embroidered pants and said, "You still don't believe it, oh, these embroidered pants were given by the beauty." ”

According to historical records, Yixing's father was born with a high nose and large holes, a burly figure, and mixed with the amorous Chen Linggong all day long, traveling with the master, looking for flowers and asking willows, accustomed to picking flowers, and being romantic, he was a cheerleader who played gongs and drums in the wine-colored team! He listened to Kong Ning's words, and saw the beautiful brocade pants on Kong Ning's body, he was convinced, and he coveted it even more, and he was so anxious that his heart was itching, and he planned to get a handful of oil and water, so he made his wish.

So, he did everything possible to buy lotus flowers and connected with Xia Ji on "Little Meat Song". This "Little Meat Song" says: 。。。。。。。。。。。

After spitting out the clouds and mist, Yixing's father said to Xia Ji: "You keep saying that you love me like a mountain, why don't you give me a personal token?" ”

When Xia Ji heard this, she said, "Dr. Kong stole my embroidered pants, where did I give them to him!" How could I have done you wrong? With that, Xia Ji took off her close-fitting Biluo shirt and gave it to her father. If the father of Yixing received the treasure, he was very happy, and he was busy tucking it in his arms, and the beauty was gone.

This is exactly what Kong Ning said just now, and he and Yixing's father have beautiful tokens.

After hearing this, Chen Linggong laughed and said, "The three of us monarchs and ministers have all become Xia Ji's male concubines. Since we all have tokens with us, let's go to the bamboo forest together and have a bed fight with that woman! ”

Listen! These are the words of the lord of a country and the husband of a family. It's really a good word "after dinner"! However, there is a saying that "good words are hard to persuade damned ghosts". If you want to know what will happen next, Master Shan Tian Fangshan said and will break it down below.

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The speaker, the speaker, or the author, the writer, interject the ancient rhyme here, which is nothing more than to warn the world—

The beauty is like a wild fox, and the sword at the waist slashes the fool.

Although he didn't see anyone's head falling, he secretly urged the king's bone marrow to wither.

The color is a woman's eight-treasure makeup, and it is unhealthy to be greedy for Jiao'e.

If people are too greedy, the essence will wither and the color will decay.

The king of Zhou was greedy for the loss of the country, and Zhou attacked Qin Chu and used knives and guns.

Dong Zhuo was lustful and Chang'an died, and Lu Bu died in Xichan.

Please don't be greedy, hide a knife in your sleeve and damage it.