So, Chang Yu Jin entered the "Xiangguo Mansion" in Lu, where he ate and lived well all day long, dressed up even more well-dressed, and raised his eyebrows. Lu Buwei was very proud that he had found such a good baby. According to the customs of the Qin State, after the autumn of the first year, the farming work is over, and the country indulges in music for three days, singing and dancing, juggling a hundred plays, and there are no taboos, the purpose is to reward a year of hard work and enjoy a peaceful and prosperous world. Who wouldn't want that?

But something strange can happen to this Qin State. During this period, as long as people have a skill, they will show it and do it. Or Lu Buwei Lu Daxia is powerful, ingenious, make a car out of paulownia wood, and let Chang Yu use that。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 The viewers all applauded, and it was indeed "the first stick in the world".

Speaking of which, we have to admit that if this account is true, the words of Chang Yu Daxia are indeed a rare stunner in the world, and his superb skills are really unprecedented and convincing. According to the Ming Dynasty erotic novel "The Legend of Ruyi Jun", Xue Xi (Ao) Cao... can hang a bucket of rice without moving, which makes Wu Zetian very happy. But if he wants to compare it with Chang Yu, it can be seen that he is a small skill of carving insects.

When the Queen Mother Zhao Ji heard that Chang Yu had this unique skill, she was skeptical, and asked Lu Buwei privately if this rumor was true, and her words did not hide her eagerness. Lü Buwei wanted to capture the old man, and deliberately did not offer this person first, but let him dedicate his skills to the market, and then deliberately passed the word to the ears of the Queen Mother, which really aroused the Queen Mother's thirsty interest.

So, Lü Buwei said to Tai Zhao Ji: "Queen Mother, do you want to meet this strange person?" I got him in. ”

Queen Mother Zhao Ji smiled but did not answer. It was a long time before she said, "Are you kidding? Chang Yu is an outcast outside the palace, how can he enter the deep palace? "Huh! What a fake dick!

Lü Buwei then said: "I have a clever plan, what do you think, Queen Mother?" I privately let his old sins be exposed again, and I arrested him again, sentenced him to a rotten sentence, and cut him off. ”

When Zhao Ji heard this, she seemed to want her life, and hurriedly shouted: "How can this be done?" ”

Lu Buwei smiled: "Queen Mother, don't worry, all this is fake." ”

"How is it a fake law?" Zhao Ji asked eagerly.

Lu Buwei replied calmly: "Queen Mother, you bribed the people who carried out the corrupt punishment, let them pretend to be castrated, but in fact did not touch a single hair of that kid, and then let him enter the palace as a eunuch, so that you can accompany the Queen Mother every day, isn't it a beautiful thing in the world?" ”

When the Queen Mother heard this, she was overjoyed and rewarded Lu Buwei heavily. Lu Daxia thought that he would be able to escape from then on, but although he was able to escape from the queen mother's embroidered couch, he failed to escape from the palm of King Yingzheng, who was his own son. There is a saying that "it is especially permissible for heaven to do evil, but it is impossible for man to live for sin." Perhaps, this is the retribution of God. Of course, this is a later story, so I won't say it here.

This Changyang Dao is very big, and ordinary people can't compare with it. And in ancient times, the eunuch purified his body to be checked... If there is a falsehood, it is a death sentence. If the outcasts outside the palace want to enter the palace, they can only be eunuchs. And the eunuch must cut off those words, if Chang Yu loses that capital, what is the use of Zhao Ji? However, if you don't really cut off the words of Chang Yu, and it's very big, who can replace it for testing? Or Lü Buwei was scheming, he used 100 gold to buy the chief criminal official, got a donkey's yang dao and a bowl of blood, and pretended to have castrated Chang Yu. And this lady was bound with a cloth belt... pulled off his beard, mixed with the inner servants and entered the palace, and Shunshun came as a fake eunuch and prostitute.

As soon as he entered the palace, the Queen Mother Zhao Ji left her in Ganquan Palace and let him sleep. As soon as it got dark, the two 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 encountered, entered the palace to serve the queen mother, and thought it was his own magical encounter. As everyone knows, since the day he entered the palace, he has embarked on a bloody and murderous road of no return, and received a pass to the Palace of Death. It wasn't until later that the East Window Incident occurred, and the evil was cut in half in the city. Of course, this is an afterthought, so I will not mention it for the time being.

Soon, Zhao Ji, a half-old, actually had a dead wood in spring, and she was pregnant. The Queen Mother is afraid that her stomach will rise day by day, showing dew and being seen as flawed. So she pretended to be sick and asked the eunuch to send someone to tell Qin Wangzheng that there were ghosts in the palace and that she should avoid trouble and go to the west two hundred miles away, otherwise the queen mother's life would be difficult to protect!

The king of Qin did not know that there was fraud in this, and he had always heard that the queen mother and Lü Buwei were not clean, and he also hoped that the queen mother could separate from Lü Buwei for a period of time and cut off their contacts, so as not to cause any scandalous things in the palace between the queen mother and Lü Buwei, so he readily agreed and said to the queen mother: "Yongzhou is more than 200 miles away from Xianyang, and the palaces of the original Qin State are also intact, and my mother can go there to live for a while." He also ordered Chang Yu and others to wait for the queen mother well, and there must be no mistakes. Qin Wangzheng is still a good boy! Unbeknownst to him, he himself was a product of fornication.

In this way, this concubine is naturally wholeheartedly and without slackness for Zhao Ji to freely dispatch and enjoy at will. The mother and son left home, and they had no scruples, and Chang Yu and Zhao Ji became more and more unscrupulous,。。。 In two years, he gave birth to two sons and built a secret room to raise them. Zhao Ji also agreed with Chang Yu that once Qin Wangzheng died, one of these two sons would inherit the throne. Look how wonderfully their wishful thinking is! It's just a move higher than the "transnational hero" Lu Buwei! Chic!

However, there is no impermeable wall in the world, and the scandal of this palace has gradually spread, and there are many people who know about it, but Qin Wangzheng is still in the dark and doesn't know anything about it. It's just a deception, and the crime deserves death! Not to mention, the Queen Mother also asked the King of Qin to reward him for his meritorious service to Chang Yu, and the King of Qin actually agreed, and named Chang Yu as the Marquis of Changxin, rewarded him to the land of Shanyang, and soon added the title of Taiyuan County. Chang Yu is suddenly expensive, a quick nouveau riche, and another "dung was ten thousand households in the year"! More uninhibited, power-leaning for a while, the palace and horses, day hunting games, Yaksha exploring the sea, doing whatever he wants, no matter how big or small, he can have the final say, it's really happy!

Later, someone once wrote a poem to lament his people and affairs, and his poem said: The palace is raised by the marquis, and the merits of the meat war are also well paid. If the male fox grows up, why not steal in life!

As the saying goes: "Happiness begets sorrow, otherwise it is extremely Tailai." "This concubine acts as a male concubine, with a huge yang road, brave and fierce flesh fighting, entering the body and being sealed, and his authority is flourishing, and finally he gets carried away and speaks proudly.

One day, Chang Yu gambled and drank with the nobles left and right, and his eyes were straight and confused, but he still wanted to drink. In the guessing boxing order with Dr. Yan Chu, Chang Yu lost again and again and was punished for drinking a lot of glasses. But would he not admit defeat? You still have to drink with Yan. At this time, Yan Chu was also drunk and refused to drink anymore, Chang Yu was furious, borrowed wine to do nonsense, stepped forward and twisted Yan Chu, slapped a few times (slap), and beat Yan Chu staggered and fell, and his eyes were full of golden flowers. This Yan Qi is also a tough person, how can he be so humiliated? Got up, took off Chang Yu's crown tassel, fell to the ground, stomped a few times, still didn't understand the hatred, and kicked far away. was taken off the crown to indicate the official status, which was a great shame at the time. Chang Yu suddenly became angry, his eyes widened angrily, and he shouted loudly: "You are such a big dog! Who am I? I am the godfather of the current King of Qin, you dare to talk to Lao Tzu and me, don't you want to live? ”

Wow - these words suddenly shocked the whole house! This sentence is like an earth-shattering shock, and the ground explodes thunder! It must be that Chang Yu doesn't want to live anymore, or that he has come to the end of his life! If Chang Yu knew that his words would be difficult to recover, he would not have died and would not have said such a wild word.

As soon as I was excited, Chang Yu's wine woke up, and when I saw that everyone was shocked, the words were still echoing in my ears! Chang Yu couldn't help but sweat profusely, I was afraid that the long yang road would be scared three points shorter!

Yan Chu was awakened by Chang Yu's words, and he was so frightened that he ran out of the palace and urinated. As soon as he went out, he happened to bump into King Qin drinking from the Queen Mother and leaving the palace. Yan Chu hurriedly kowtowed to the ground, crying and asking for death.

Qin Wangzheng was very puzzled, but he was a scheming person, he didn't say a word, so he helped Yan Qi to the secret room, comforted him, and then asked: "Why are you so afraid to ask for sin?" ”

So, Yan Chu told King Qin everything he had just said about being slapped by Chang Yu and Chang Yu's self-proclaimed godfather, and said on the ground: "Chang Yu is not a eunuch, he." Chang Yu entered the queen mother with a full-body man, and the two of them prostituted the palace and did not avoid the palace people, and now they are 。。。。。。。。。。。。 gave birth to two sons, raised in the secret room of the deep palace, and will kill the king and usurp the country in the future! "Huh? This Yan Chu really knows a lot! What did he do earlier? Why did you only give it to King Qin until now? If you don't report it, you know the evening newspaper, it's all very bad!

When the king of Qin heard Yan Chu's words, he was furious, and immediately secretly sent someone with a tiger talisman to urgently summon the general Huan Yi to lead troops to besiege (the palace) and capture the treacherous.

There are two people in the court, who have received a lot of benefits from Chang Yu and the Queen Mother, and have long been friends with Chang Yu. When they found out the news, they immediately reported it to Chang Yu. Chang Yu rushed to the palace overnight to ask the Queen Mother to discuss countermeasures, he said: "I can't take care of it now, unless the Huan Chair troops attack the Qinian Palace and kill the King of Qin before they arrive, otherwise the lives of our husband and wife will not be saved." ”

The Queen Mother said, "How can the people in the palace listen to you? ”

Chang Yu said: "Please take out the jade seal, pretend to be the big seal of the king of Qin, and use it to send an order, saying that there is a thief in the palace of praying for the New Year, and the king of Qin ordered me to lead people to capture and kill the driver." ”

At this time, the queen mother was already in chaos, had no opinions, only cared about tears, and when she heard Chang Yu say this, she agreed.

Chang Yu immediately drafted an edict in the name of the King of Qin, stamped it with the queen mother's seal, summoned the cavalry guards in the palace, and led them separately with Zuo Zuo and Yi Exhaustion, and rushed straight to the New Year Palace.

The king of Qin took the stage and asked why the armies had the intention of killing the king, and someone replied: "Lord Changxin Hou Changyu has issued an order saying that there are thieves in the palace, so let us capture the thieves and save them." ”

When King Qin heard this, he was furious and shouted: "The Marquis of Changxin is a thief, how can there be a thief in the palace?" ”

As soon as the palace guards saw that the king was fine, how could there be any thieves, most of them left, and some people actually fought with his sworn friends because they hated Chang Yu Hu Wei on weekdays.