Therefore, this complicated world should indeed be completely cleaned up! Whether it is the natural world, the human world, the social world, and all things in the universe, or the human vision and the mental world of the internal environment, we should clear the turbidity current, and make the inside and outside complex, rigorous, logical, and concise. The truth and mystery are also clear to you at a glance! When looking at everything, we must have both strategic and tactical perspectives, take a two-pronged approach, and choose to use them accordingly.

Similarly, looking at this messy "Heroic Soul in Troubled Times" turned into "Three Cats Wandering", you must also use both large and small eyes to browse, not for every "minutiae" You have to exhaust the source, the correct way should be different from person to person, moderate to stop, appropriate to pass. Cumbersome places, verbose places, places that you don't understand, and even mistakes should be passed through in a deep or shallow way. Otherwise, if you don't grasp the direction well, you may lose your soul between the lines. However, everyone wants you to be a good helmsman and be able to navigate the rapids and fog safely.

After talking about this digression, I, Shan Tianfang, once again remind everyone, let's get back to business.

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Let's say that the "three cats" are harmless and hold the treasure of Kunlun Zhenshan "Tai Chi Universe Invincible Sword" to chase the fleeing "devil twin guns" against the wind and rain, but until he chased to the bottom of the Big Wild Goose Pagoda in the capital, the "Jin brothers" have disappeared, his whole body has been soaked for a long time, the cold rope attacks people, and the wind and rain are roaring.

Helplessly, the "three cats" stood up and entered the Big Wild Goose Pagoda with a sword. Trace! What happens next, and it will be broken down below.

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It is said that there is a beautiful man missing in Luoyang City, and this mystery is solved from a theft case, but it has nothing to do with the theft, do you think it's strange?

It turned out that there was a thief in Luonan, with a beautiful face, a majestic figure, a dignified appearance, and a generation of romance. Occasionally walking past the market, he is often looked back at and praised; When many women saw him, they suddenly dreamed of mandarin ducks, thinking about how beautiful it would be if they could marry this good boy! It can be seen that these classical women are the first to care about the beauty of other people's talents, and they are pleasing to the eye "two lovers", unlike the current romantic women who are looking for their husbands are the first to care about "Are you rich?" "If you have money, I'll give you good, if you don't have money, we'll just have two words - intriguing, sobering, lingering, three days endless: "Bye-bye!" Bye! Bye-bye! What's more, when a woman looks at it with her eyes, she knows that you have money or not, and she has already calculated in her heart who it is good to give to whom! Do you need to talk about it? They are loyal to the "sugar daddy", and they like the "wealthy", not the poor and sour talents!

However, as if there was no escape, this beautiful little official would suddenly disappear one day. Before this, his family did not know anything about it, and his boss did not assign him any tolerances. Because there are so many lost men, people think that this little official will definitely not come back once he is gone. Unexpectedly, dozens of days passed, and the little official returned mysteriously, and people were very surprised. What was even more surprising was that the little official was dressed normally before he disappeared, but when he came back, he was dressed in brocade and jade crowns, which was extraordinary. Where did this make a fortune? Weird? Abnormal! Suddenly rich? If it is now, it should be strictly investigated by the public security and judicial department! People then asked the little official where he had gone these days and what he had done, but the little official laughed and did not answer. asked in a hurry, and he just stumbled and squeaked. This has added a lot of mystery to his whereabouts.

At this time, a distant relative's property of Emperor Hui Empress Jia Nanfeng was stolen, and countless gold and silver treasures and silk and satin were stolen. The case was reported to the Luonan Thief Captain's Department, and the thief Captain was strictly arrested and searched everywhere, but there were no clues. Someone reported that the little official was suspicious, otherwise why was he dressed in brocade, and it was a palace brocade and jade dress that people should not have. After the little official was arrested and brought to justice, he still refused to tell the truth at first, but he couldn't stand the torture and six questions, so he had to confess from the truth, thus revealing the mystery of this "mysterious disappearance"-

Dozens of days ago, Luo Nan was walking on the street. The sun was shining brightly, refreshing people's hearts, and the little officials were pacing and looking forward to it along the way, and the leisure was very strong, and the mood was quite good.

At this time, an old woman came up to her, grabbed her and said, "Someone in my family is sick, very sick, and the doctor said that it can't be saved; When the soothsayer asked him about the good fortune and the bad luck, the soothsayer said that the sick could only be saved if he invited young people from the south of the city to come to his house to perform tricks and calamities. Now I happened to meet you, please come to the cold house, a spell, save the lives of relatives, the old woman is grateful, three lives will not forget. "Look! What this old lady said, how strong is it? Who doesn't get impressed?

The little official was quite merciful, and heard that the sick man was terminally ill, and there was only one way to live, and the old woman begged so much, without saying a word, she boarded the carriage with her master and went on the road. The cart was loaded with several curtains, and there was a box inside the curtain, and the old woman said, "For the sake of the magic work, please sit in the box." The little official was eager to save people, and sat down in response to the request, without much thought about it, and did not ask much along the way. After walking for more than ten miles, after six or seven doorways, the old woman said that she had arrived, so she lifted the curtain, opened the box, and asked the little official to get out of the car.

It's strange to say, the little official got out of the car and looked, what kind of place is this? I saw the hall of the building, the eaves and the corners, magnificent, no different from the palace. The little official was unconsciously suspicious: "What kind of place is this?" Isn't it to save your family's life? How did you get here? The old woman said mysteriously: "Childe, this is the Heavenly Palace, don't ask too much, come with me." ”

The little official knew that this was of course the Heavenly Palace, but it was better than the Heavenly Palace. He didn't want him to ask too much about what he wanted him to do, so he had to listen carefully to the old woman's arrangement for him to bathe in fragrant soup, change into brocade clothes, and use exquisite dishes, so he went upstairs to the palace for a long rest.

In the evening, the old woman came, and without saying much, she took the little official to turn left and right, and entered a beautiful apartment. When I looked up, I saw a noble lady sitting in the room, about thirty-five or sixteen years old, short in stature, fat, with a blue and black face, and a flaw between her eyebrows, but she did not lose her demonic complexion. The little official thought to himself: "Could this be the patient that the old woman said?" What is her illness that she wants me to do? ”

The little official was about to ask a question, when the black woman stepped down from her seat, took the little official's hand with a smile, and walked towards the embroidered couch that had been prepared for a long time. The little official didn't know what it meant when he got into the "five-mile fog", "Didn't you let me get rid of the disease?" The little official turned around and asked the old woman, but the old woman had already left quietly without knowing when. Yes, they are the ones who heal me. The lady dragged the little servant tightly, and the two fell to the embroidered couch together. Only then did the little official understand that this noble lady was indeed sick, and this disease required her own acupuncture with a golden gun and jade pestle, and she must be stabbed in her "fairy cave" before she could get drunk and rest!

So, the two drank at the same table, shared the same bed, took care of the branches, and breathed yin and yang. This noble lady was a very ugly man, but her lust was blazing; Although the little official is a newcomer, he is strong and strong, and tries his best to meet the noblewoman, making her hiss, and her body is smooth, and she has several storms and rains in one night. In this way, the little official "treated" the noble lady here for dozens of days, night and night, day and night, and the pen and ink were no longer enough! I have no choice but to give up, please don't think about what it is like to be in the wrong situation!

An inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time. Time really flies as fast as an arrow! The world really should race against time, and don't let time pass in vain.

Dozens of days passed before the lady agreed to let him go home. At parting, the lady gave the little official brocade clothes, gave treasures, and told the little official not to leak out this experience, otherwise it would definitely cause accidents. The old woman still took the servant in, put him in a carriage covered by a veil, and sent him back to the south of the city. The little official was secretly happy like a fisherman's puppet in the peach garden, but he couldn't say it, so he had to do his thing and walk his way as he did dozens of days ago, as if nothing had happened at all.

However, now the unknown origin of the clothes and property of the little official has made him fall into a state of injustice, and he has no choice but to tell the details of the process to wash away his injustice. At this point, the plaintiff, a distant relative of Empress Jia Nanfeng, did not feel red and did not say anything more. Luo Nanwei also seemed to guess the mystery, and did not ask any more, and ordered the little official not to mention this experience again, and then laughed and retired. Why do you say that?

It turned out that the noble lady in the exquisite room, this noble lady who was about thirty-five or sixteen years old, short and fat, with a blue complexion and flawed eyebrows, this ugly and lewd lady, was Jia Nanfeng, the queen of the emperor of the dynasty, Emperor Jin Huidi Sima Zhen. It's no wonder that Empress Jia's distant relatives didn't care about the little official, no wonder Captain Luo Nan wanted to warn the little official not to speak falsely, and then laughed and retired. What else can people say to the queen of the dynasty? That's Chitose Chitose Chitose, do you dare to expose her old face? Who would dare? I just don't want to live you! The clever three kept their mouths shut, revealing the riddle to "under one person, above ten thousand." "The queen is on, don't you still shut up? Don't think that this is abnormal, dishonorable, and unbright strange things, but this is the normal feeling of wonderful people, and this situation must not be known to outsiders! So far, people are just secretly glad for the little official, glad that he was not quietly eliminated after being played by Empress Jia! Maybe his kung fu in bed was very good, and he made Queen Jia happy and light, so she gave birth to compassion and released this lovely little official.

This legendary story is not a fiction of a writer, let alone a perfunctory act by the author, it has been recorded in detail and clearly in the "Book of Jin: The Later Biography of Huijia". Even today, are there fewer such incidents? No! That's what you didn't see! Perhaps, this kind of incident is a hundred times more rampant than that of Jia Hou! Can you not kill her with the wind of lewdness?

According to historical records, before the era of Sima Yan, Emperor Wu of the Jin Dynasty, the Wei general Lu Gongchong first married a wife, who was the daughter of Li Feng, the secretary of Wei. They had two daughters: the eldest was named Jia Quan, who married the king of Qi as a concubine; The younger one is called Jia Jun, and he is also married to a big family. Later, Li Feng was killed by Sima Shi, and Jia Chong's wife Li was also implicated and sent to a distant place, saying goodbye to Jia Chong in tears. Jia Chong couldn't bear to live alone at home, so he married his second wife, Guo Huai, the daughter of Chengyang Taishou Guo, and gave birth to a daughter of 2,000 catties, the eldest one is called Jia Nanfeng, and the younger one is called Jia Wu. The two daughters are short in stature, but Jia Nanfeng is short and ugly, Jia Wu is short and better, small and exquisite, beautiful and good-looking, you come to visit and leave a souvenir.

Guo Huai is a well-known jealous woman, after Jia Chong's ex-wife was released and returned, Guo Huai did not even let Jia Chong and Li meet in person, and was wary of Jia Chong everywhere, afraid that he would reunite with Li and break the mirror. I heard that Emperor Wu of Jin agreed to marry one of Jia Chong's daughters as the wife of his son Sima Zhen, and she wanted to marry Jia Nanfeng in life or death, and she had to rely on marrying the emperor to seek a backer and enjoy the glory and wealth, who could still move her? Isn't this a "wind and rain do not move like a mountain, and the three armies will be happy after the end." "A good situation? When Jia Nanfeng and the prince got married, when people saw the two newcomers, they were very appetizing, they were simply ugly pigs with stupid donkeys! "It's disgusting to mess with my eyes." is also laughing and wonderful: a stupid husband and an ugly girl, a good marriage made in heaven! It's hard to find even with a lantern! Applause, stomping, whistling, welcome!