404, burn it! Firebird!

Empress Wu and their face Feng Xiaobao are really a natural pair, and the smell is extremely similar. They want to get into the wrong and blindly talk about Buddhism, and they never get tired of it. They combined Buddhism and sexuality into one, and a new source of power was created. They indulge in this unbridled and arrogant imagination, and are perverted in this vast, gorgeous, unprecedented, and infinite passion. Xiaobao's vigor and the lust of the martial queen, yin and yang complement each other, fight and rely on each other, roll together, and enhance interaction. Empress Wu was fascinated, her bones were crisp and weak, not only her physical enjoyment was satisfied, she simply felt that she was the incarnation of the reincarnation of Maitreya Buddha, she asked Feng Xiaobao to write this "gospel" into a new Buddhist scripture falsely called "Dayun Sutra", and then edicted the world.

Xue Huaiyi saw that the female son of heaven was happy, and gradually got carried away, not knowing the height of the sky. He thought that Empress Wu was just a village woman who was like him and could be thrown away casually. At that time, the Empress Wu was seventy-two years old, although there was a way to maintain it, but her belly was already folded, her skin was loose, and the thick fat powder could not hide her aging appearance. So Huaiyi was tired of entering the palace, lying in the White Horse Temple all day long, warm and fragrant, hugging the pink girl, and looking for a new love. Even if he entered the palace to sleep, he was barely perfunctory and absent-minded.

One day, Huaiyi was drunk, he was wantonly prostituting with the girls, and suddenly saw the eunuch Niu Jinqing come to the temple and tell him that the queen mother was invited. This Huaiyi is in a happy place, where is he willing to go? Seeing that the eunuch Niu was in a hurry, this Huaiyi showed the rogue nature of wanting to sell medicine on the street back then, so he immediately drank alcohol and said arrogantly: "I have no time to climb the delicate flowers here, not to mention the dead willows and dead leaves?" When Empress Wu heard this, she was very angry. For a while, she couldn't think of a way to deal with Huaiyi's dick, and when she was hesitating, someone recommended the imperial doctor Shen Nanxuan (qíu, meaning beautiful jade) to her. ）。

Datang atrial surgery is all the rage, and most medical books have chapters dedicated to atrial surgery. For example, Sun Simiao, the most outstanding medical scientist in the Tang Dynasty, in his book "Preparation for Emergencies", has a special volume of "Supplements in the Room" that talks about the sexual affairs of men and women in the room. Therefore, the famous doctors of that time were more proficient in the various techniques of sexual intercourse between men and women, and knew how to improve their sexual performance through foreign objects, such as aphrodisiacs, aphrodisiacs, and lewd drugs.

Although the imperial doctor Shen Nanxuan is not as magnificent as the "little monk" under Huaiyi's crotch, he is also different from ordinary people, he has a great study of the secret techniques in the room, compared to Huaiyi's recklessness and bravery, don't have a taste in his heart. In addition, the desire of the martial queen is blazing, and Huaiyi is unwilling to work hard, so Shen Nanxuan took advantage of the weakness to enter. Shen Nanxuan was also flattered, and used what he had learned in his life, and fought with the martial arts queen, all night long, equal in strength, and the golden gun did not fall. Empress Wu was very satisfied, and she alienated the monk Huaiyi.

It's just that Xue Huaiyi is looking for death by himself, with so many beauties, and turning a White Horse Temple into an obscene dojo, but he also knows how to be jealous, and he still eats the old vinegar of an old woman in her seventies! He heard that Wu Zetian was empathetic and fell in love with Shen Nanxuan's little white face, and he was angry, but he had nowhere to vent, and in his madness, he set fire to Heaven and Mingtang. The construction of the Ming Hall cost the country countless money, money and manpower, but now it has been destroyed in a burn, this is the magic of the "fire of lust"! After the roof was burned down, the big Buddha filled with hemp and was 250 feet high also burned, the flames soared into the sky, the flames were shining in all directions, looking from afar, like a golden god with great radiance. The fire of heaven borrowed the wind, and the beacon fire went south, and it ignited the Ming Hall again, and the Ming Hall also became a sea of fire. The area around the palace is illuminated as daylight. "Ruined-la-la-" is that the "fire truck" came and was not saved! The medical "ambulance" will inevitably be called "It's over!" Finished! "Of course, there were no fire trucks and ambulances in the Tang Dynasty at that time!

"You're like a fire in that winter! The flame warmed my heart. Your big eyes, bright and twinkling. It's like a star in the sky, the brightest one. I rejoiced, but I did not say to you. I also know that you really like me. ~~~~~~You're like that fire! The flames warmed me. You're like that fire! The flames lit me up. "Burn! Firebird! It's so enjoyable! Burn you old shrew! How dare you move flowers and trees and don't spoil me? I let you know how good I am Feng Xiaobao! Old lady! Xue Huaiyi looked up to the sky in the firelight and laughed wildly, dancing with his hands, feeling that this was more enjoyable than having sex with a woman. He wanted to use this to warn Empress Wu that he was not attentive to him, but he forgot that he was just a male prostitute to be toyed with.

This famous fire in history made Wu Zetian feel very ashamed. She was now very disgusted with Xue Huaiyi, and deeply regretted how she could have let such a vulgar scoundrel be confused and entangled with him. You're a ghost! Lust fascination! Did you get the bear earlier? Aren't you smart and quick-witted? Don't you have a talent for governing the world? The woman is in charge, the wall is falling and the house is collapsing. This can be seen here.

Emperor Wu Zetian finally felt that it was really a sin to let Xue Huaiyi live again. But how can you get rid of him? It's obviously not okay to be handed over to the law for interrogation, wouldn't Xue Huaiyi be a dick pulling a cigarette? He will publicize his adultery with Empress Wu, so that her scandals will spread all over the world, and she will become the number one adulteress in the world. Is this still worth it? Will you not put me to shame? She still knows the word "shame"? In fact, "shame (cultivation) already knows you, but you don't know shame (cultivation)." ”

Wu Zetian was quite distressed, and Princess Taiping heard about it and said, "Leave it to me, I'll deal with it." "This is really "the bell still needs to be tied to the bell!" "Who contributes to it, or who solves it! Send people to home, send Buddha to the West.

It is said that Princess Taiping has an affair with Huaiyi, and she is also afraid that she will make a fuss and damage her noble reputation, so she designed Xue Huaiyi to earn out of the White Horse Temple, and ambushed more than 30 healthy palace ladies in advance, each holding a short stick rope to wait.

Xue Huaiyi heard that the Empress Wu was summoned, knowing that he had committed a catastrophe, and he wanted to whitewash a few words in front of his old lover, and did not want to go to the Yaoguang Palace, which was the only way to go to the Queen Mother's bedroom. These palace ladies usually have nowhere to vent their excess energy, and they work very hard to do this, but the poor stout monk was screaming at first, and in a moment, he was knocked into meat sauce. Princess Taiping instructed that the rotten corpse be poured into a sack, carried into the White Horse Temple, and a fire was set to turn the face of the queen mother into ashes along with the White Horse Temple. Princess Taiping originally designed to let Feng Xiaobao become a monk, and now she has designed to kill Feng Xiaobao. What a shameless mother and daughter! I don't know if the face is the face or the cheek is the cheek.

This is really: "Xiaobao" Empress Wei, after playing with chopped meat sauce. Since then, it has become famous, and then acted in the Great Wilderness.

Princess Taiping is the only daughter of the Empress Wu (is this true?) ), its arrogance and lasciviousness, no less than the mother. Looking at Wu Zetian's face, such as "Xiaobao", Changzong, Yi Zhi, Shen Nanxuan, and Seng Huifan, they are all written in the annals of history with "Yang Dao Zhuang". Almost all of them have been tried by Princess Taiping herself, carefully selected, and then recommended to the queen mother Wu Zetian to enjoy after playing, all of which are "boiling water in the second pot head". Although Princess Taiping is not Wu Zetian's biological daughter, this seems to be a bit difficult to understand! Is Princess Taiping Wu Zetian's only daughter, young daughter, biological daughter or non-biological daughter? Didn't Wu Zetian kill a biological daughter and blame Queen Wang?

The statements in the book "The Secret History of Chinese Male Prostitutes" are somewhat incomprehensible. No matter what kind of daughter it is, their formal mother-daughter relationship still exists, and it is she who has tasted Feng Xiaobao's freshness and won the first place, and then contributes to Wu Zetian. It can be seen that the mother and daughter in the incest incident in Datang are connected to a man, and everyone shares it, which is also the trend. In the Tang Dynasty in China's feudal society, the national power was at its peak, the economy was prosperous, and no dynasty could compare with it, which is a foregone conclusion. But the emancipation of the mind and the extravagance of customs are also jaw-dropping! I have to say that "Heroes in Troubled Times" evolved into the inner courtyard of the fornicated palace of Zhao Xiangning, the "Queen of Spades" in "Three Cats Wandering" and "Life Wandering", which is far worse than Empress Wu and Princess Taiping.

The Tang Dynasty was very developed in sexology, and the court and the opposition talked about the art in the room. Some of the writings in the room have systematically discussed the principles and methods of sexual intercourse, as well as the movements, postures, depths, etc., in great detail. Among them, there is no lack of content that is more scientific and valuable, which enriches Chinese sexual medicine. But it goes without saying that the mixing of dross objectively played a role in fueling the atmosphere of prostitution in the Tang Dynasty. For example, Sun Simiao emphasized in "Preparing for Emergencies and Supplementing Benefits in the Room" that we should not only maintain sexual relations with one person, but should frequently change sexual partners, which can be roughly translated: People often have sex with a woman, so when the yin qi is weakened, the benefit is very little. …… But being able to have sexual intercourse with twelve women without ejaculating will make a person not grow old and radiant. If you have sex with a woman from ninety-three to ninety-five, and you can fix yourself without ejaculating, you will live to long live. He also said: "The Yellow Emperor's maiden is 1,200 and ascends to the immortal, and the laity kills with a woman, whether you know it or not, it is not far away." Bodhisattva Taoist, the maid is not much suffering. And he said, "If you count the number of women, you will gain more." He also said, "Ten women in one night, it's just closed, and the operation in this room is complete." Under the advocacy of this absurd theory, the bureaucrats and scholars indulged in sensuality, and the court was also filthy.

For example, Du Mu, a famous genius in the Tang Dynasty, not only roamed in the restaurant brothel, but also sang poems and texts, which were praised for a while. Famous verses, such as:

"Park Qinhuai": The smoke cage is cold and the moon is long and sandy, and the night park Qinhuai is close to the restaurant.

The merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country, and she still sings "Backyard Flowers" across the river.

Another example: more than thirteen years, cardamom tips in early February.

The spring breeze is ten miles of Yangzhou Road, and it is better to roll up the beads.

Another example is "Repatriation": the down-and-out rivers and lakes carry wine, and Chu's waist is slender and his palms are light.

Ten years of Yangzhou dream, won the Qinglou Bo Xing name.

Another example is "Judge Han Xuan of Yangzhou": the green mountains are hidden in the water, and the grass in the south of the Yangtze River has not withered in autumn.

On the moonlit night of the twenty-four bridges, where does the jade teach?

It is rare in the world for people to be able to publicize their private lives so well and write so well. The Tang people are so lyrical and comfortable. "The Remains of Kaiyuan" also contains the absurdity of the court: "The Ming Emperor and the noble concubines, every time they are drunk, the concubines are unified with more than 100 palace prostitutes, and more than 100 people from the imperial court are lined up in two formations in the court, called the 'Merry Array' to attack each other, thinking that they are laughing." With this "Merry Array", can An Lushan's "Yuyang Drum" be blocked? It is self-evident that the Tang Dynasty went from prosperity to decline. The so-called "dirty Tang Dynasty and chaotic Song Dynasty" and the most unsightly sexual relations in the Tang Dynasty were incestuous sexual relations. The big "green hat" is worn indiscriminately: the son accepts the father's concubine, the father accepts the son's wife, and the brother accepts the brother's wife; Father and daughter are incestuous and mother and daughter share a husband; Old husbands and young wives, old women and young men, are incestuous and promiscuous, and three people fight in bed. These things, the Tang Empire Dynasty can do it, you say "absurd or not"? It's simply "ridiculous." "Is that not the case now?" The ambulance "inevitably calls again" is over! Finished! "But what does that have to do with me?

In the previous document, we have confessed that Gaozongzi inherited his father's concubine, had an affair with Wu Meiniang, and was canonized as the queen. In fact, Tang Taizong Li Shimin is not much better at this point. After Taizong killed his brother Yuanji, he raped Yuanji's wife Yang, and later accepted him as a concubine and favored him every day. Qi Wang Yuanji plotted to make trouble and violate the law, although he had to be punished, but Brother Taizong raped his brother-in-law, and he was too disregarded for his reputation and too romantic. Taizong later included Emperor Yang of Sui's half-aged Empress Xiao, who was nearly forty years old, into the palace and had a lot of lewd pleasures. All these reflect Taizong's lustful nature.