407. Keep virtue in the mouth, and keep people in the mouth.

It is said that Zhang Yizhi's mother, Zang, was lewd by nature and had an affair with Li Zhenxiu, the squire of Fengge, for a long time. Yi Zhi built seven treasure tents for his mother, laid ivory beds, and collected gold, silver, pearls and jade treasures. But Zhenxiu thinks that Zang is too old, and is afraid that her energy will not be able to satisfy her exuberant lust, so she has the intention of retreating bravely. Zang was unhappy and depressed. When Yi Zhi was in bed with Empress Wu, he told Empress Wu about it. Empress Wu was deeply sympathetic, so she issued an edict to "Li Zhenxiu's personal servant Zang" ("New Tang Book" volume 29). In layman's terms, it is the edict that Li Zhenxiu is Zang's mistress and provides sexual services for Zang's family. This kind of unsightly thing should be appointed through a dignified system, which is really unprecedented, and it defiles the annals of history. It can be seen how far Wu Zetian was stunned by Erzhang! Later, the Zang family relied on the power of the empress and was ordered to fornicate, and became more and more indulgent. Li Zhenxiu was so debilitated that he couldn't bear it, and he didn't dare to disobey the "holy decree". So he adopted the strategy of soft resistance, drank excessively, fell asleep as a rule, and was always drunk. For this reason, Yi Zhi held a grudge against Li Zhenxiu (actually the face of Zang's family), and took advantage of the slander after the martial arts, and soon after that, Zhixiu was demoted to the history of Hengzhou and driven out of the capital.

This is truly a miracle in the world. Zang's obscenity, Yi's "filial piety", the pity of Xiuxiu, and the absurdity of the martial queen are really unbelievable and unspeakable. O Tang people! Don people! How can you be so lewd to the point that you don't know the outline and common sense! It's ridiculous! I really don't know how they made the world. But what does this have to do with me?

Empress Wu and Erzhang were extremely happy, she was not willing to let this pair of beautiful little white faces leave half a step until she died, she and Erzhang had been friends for up to eight years, and it can be said that at least half of the time was spent on the bed. Since then, this pair of brothers has been favored and shocked the world. Walking must shoot the horse, like a swarm of ants. Wu Chengsi, Wu Sansi, Wu Yizong, Zong Churong and others, waiting between Changzong and Yi all day long, waiting for colors, arguing and whipping, and flattering and flattering, it is disgusting, it is simply a pug wagging his tail and begging for mercy! Here are a few examples:

One day, Wu Sansi was by the side of Empress Wu, touting Zhang Changzong, saying that Changzong was handsome and extraordinary, and he was the incarnation of the ancient immortal prince Jin. Empress Wu was overjoyed to hear it, because it was really wonderful to be able to have yin and yang with the immortals, and Changzong was even more carried away. In order to show this "immortal machine" to the world, Wu Zetian ordered the face of her immortal incarnation, wearing a crane feather coat and a Huayang scarf, pretending to blow a hole flute, riding on the crane made of wood, and walking around in the garden, like a feather ascending immortal. The Empress Wu and the courtiers and the palace ladies were playing on the side, and they were full of ugliness. But the people present were full of praise and poetry. A court poet named Cui Rong wrote a poem that is really worthy of "the swan song of the ages", and the poem says:

In the past, there was a floating Chubo, and now it is the same as Ding Lingwei. Zhonglang's talent is good, and the name of Tibetan history is not.

On another day, the Empress gathered her ministers in the imperial garden. It was the height of summer in June, and the lotus flowers in the pond were gorgeous, fragrant and intoxicating. Some people took the opportunity to praise Changzong and said: "Liulang is so beautiful, as beautiful as a lotus." The ministers echoed and praised again and again. But one of them shouted, "This is a fallacy." Everyone was astonished, and every one stood in astonishment, and the crows were silent. I thought that this person must have taken the wrong medicine, and dared to speak so disrespectfully to the face of the beautiful woman who was so popular? When I looked closely, it was Yang Zaisi, this person got this position because he flattered Changzong every day, and he said this madly today, I don't know why. Changzong was also unhappy (Yue), thinking that this guy was simply offending Long Yan, and asked why. Yang Zaisinai said with a smile: "The truth is reversed, it's not that Liulang's face is like a lotus, but that the lotus flower is like Liulang." Everyone suddenly realized that this guy had a "big gasp" when he spoke! Fortunately, I got rid of the wild words that came out of my mouth again! Changzong was very happy, looking up to the sky and laughing. The ministers also applauded, and their flattery was indescribable. The art of slapping horses and whiskers is really unique, difficult to find, and unsurpassed.

Look! These court officials are often flattering to Empress Wu's high-ranking face, and they don't know where they learned it. And such a face-to-face character was even more carried away in the full cheers (color). There is also a case of blatant contempt for national law and fraud in the imperial examination, which can also reproduce the arrogance of the Zhang Changzong brothers, as well as the courtier's dedication to the Zhang brothers.

Changzong has a younger brother, named Changyi, because Changzong has to be promoted to Luoyang County. One morning, on the way to the court, a waiter named Xue stopped Changyi's horse, gave him fifty taels of gold, bribed Changyi, and wrote his name, place of origin and what he asked for on a name sticker. Changyi secretly handed over this name sticker to the chief examiner, Tianguan Shilang Zhang Xi, in the court of the early dynasty, and asked him to deal with the matter. Changyi secretly handed over this name sticker to the chief examiner, Tianguan Shilang Zhang Xi, in the court of the early dynasty, and asked him to deal with the matter. It is no coincidence that the speaker repeats it here.

A few days later, Zhang Xi accidentally lost this name sticker, Zhang Xicheng was terrified, and had to go to Changyi to inquire again. Changyi didn't look carefully at the beginning, where did he remember the name of the bird surnamed Xue? Then he scolded: "You kid is really useless, you can't do things." This matter is very simple, as long as there is a surname Xue among the candidates, you will be hired, isn't it? Zhang Xi nodded again and again, and after going back, he searched the roster, and there were more than 60 people surnamed Xue, all of whom were hired as officials. It's better to misuse a thousand than miss a person surnamed Xue! "This kind of ugly thing of playing with the national code in the palm of your hand and doing anything wanton is really shocking! It's just that the gang of heroes surnamed Xue have cheapened, and they have become officials in a daze, and I don't know what the trick is!

Since then, the Zhang brothers have been even more reckless, extremely extravagant, and have done all kinds of bad things. In history, Zhang Yizhi is very particular about the enjoyment of the blessings, and often comes up with ingenuity and changes tricks. Yi Zhi once made a large iron cage, put geese and ducks in the cage, and then built a carbon fire in the cage, and put a copper basin in the cage, which was filled with soup with all five flavors. The geese and ducks walked around the charcoal fire, and when they were hot and thirsty, they drank the soup in the basin, and were slowly roasted to death by the fire. Yizhi once went to Changyi's house as a guest, saying that he especially likes to eat horse intestines. Changyi tied up the fat horse, cut open the horse's abdominal ribs alive, and took out the horse's intestines. A shameless man with a beautiful face and a fierce heart, his cruelty really doesn't let him be discouraged, but he is an animal that kills horses and the like. But when he kills people, can you appreciate his cruelty?

The Tang Dynasty was the heyday of palace prostitutes. The official prostitutes, so that the brothels are lined up, the green buildings are lined up, and the red mansions are rampant, which is a temporary victory. Tang Shizi bureaucrats also openly engaged in prostitution and prostitution, and they were not ashamed, but proud.

Wang Shizhen of the Ming Dynasty "Yan Yi Edition" once described the grand occasion of Yangzhou prostitution in the Tang Dynasty:

"Yangzhou resort also, every heavy city to the sunset, above the prostitution building, there are often thousands of silk lanterns, shining in the air. Nine miles and thirty steps of the street, the pearl is filled with greenery, and it is like a fairyland. ”

But since ancient times, brothels have been opened, and prostitutes have been carried out by women. Although male prostitutes also make a living by selling their hues and bodies, there are very few public prostitutions, and even fewer open brothels are opened by male prostitutes. Even now, the activities of the "ducks" are working in secret! The "Undercover Condor" should be sent to lurk in its caves, waiting for an opportunity to take them down in one fell swoop!

However, Wu Zetian personally set up the "Crane Prison", which can be said to be an unprecedented "male brothel" in the past and present, where there are many beautiful men in the world, known as the "three thousand faces", opened by the royal family, and the "enshrined" is the Empress Wu. Why didn't you kill this woman? Therefore, it can also be said that the establishment of the "Crane Prison" is the most prosperous and glorious symbol of China's noodles, and the prosperity of the "noodles" is nothing more than this. The study of the secret history of male prostitutes in China must not ignore this special phenomenon, and it is a compulsory lesson.

"Crane Prison" is an extremely strange name. According to Mr. Hayashi Yutang, the name "Tsuruken" is very compatible with "Lintai" (Ouchi Library). Moreover, the crane is the bird that the Taoist immortal took when he ascended, flew to the overseas immortal mountain to enjoy the leisure outside the red dust, and spent a long time with the creation of heaven and earth. This bird is also a fairy bird, and it is not comparable to leisure. The establishment of the "Crane Prison", first of all, the Wu family enjoyed the dignity of the emperor. The ancient emperors all had "3,000 harem beauties", and since Wu Zetian was the empress, he must also have his own "harem beauties".

The shrews who are good at scolding want to say: "I've turned over a turtle grandson!" However, the speaker also wants to warn some people who are good at scolding, "Stop the anger of the thunder court, but the power of the tiger and wolf!" "To have a good reputation, to keep virtue in the mouth, to keep people under the mouth, to forgive people and forgive people, to be civilized, polite, not to hurt people, full of foul language, "cunt (than) raising!" ", "Cock Jiri", "Cunt (than) cunt (than) cock! "The exit hurts people. We must also keep in mind that "five stresses, four beauties and three loves": civilization, politeness, order, morality, and hygiene; The beauty of language, behavior, soul and clothing; Love the motherland, love the people, and love the Communist Party of China. No matter when, where and who, this saying is still universal, timeless, and timeless! It can be said that it has penetrated all walks of life! Whether it is work, study, life, or life, work, and develop good professional ethics and conduct, it still has its value! For shrews, villains, and bad people who are good at scolding, depending on the severity of the circumstances, he (she) should be allowed to apologize, eliminate the impact, restore his reputation, compensate for losses, and can also be fined, confined, detained, and even detained and detained! Don't let her (him) scold so hard, what is so shameless!

After talking about "good scolding shrew" for a while, let's turn around and look at Wu Zetian again:

An old woman in her seventies after the martial arts, although she is well-nourished, has plump skin, and looks like a plump half-aged, she obviously cannot be "lucky" to have so many "male concubines". What's more, there are two brothers Changzong and Yi Zhi lingering embroidery, so the establishment of this "male brothel" is more or less to show a kind of pomp that coincides with the dignity of the emperor. Except for a few who were summoned by Empress Wu and were able to enjoy the empress's grace of Emperor Yulu, the vast majority of them were just idle people who offered sacrifices and drank and gambled when they had nothing to do. Pity these male "harem beauties", although they are clothed and fed, they are locked in the deep palace, and their energy is not vented, and gradually the phenomenon of homosexuality in the "Crane Prison" is increasing day by day, and the "south wind" is mighty, and the filthy sound is spreading! His grandma's! This is all Wu Zetian's fault! Scolding "grandma" is better than "scolding mother!" Scold the damn! "It's better to accept it, the farther away the scolding, the better, making people feel that they are not too close to him, scolding him (her) eight generations of ancestors, he (she) feels more painless and itchy! I seem to think, you just scold the ancient ancestor, what does it have to do with me? I can't feel it! If he or she scolds too closely, then it will be difficult for him or her to accept it. Maybe it's even more ferocious and brutal than you! His grandma's! Your grandma's! Your grandma's!! Stop there! Don't curse!

Therefore, the filth of homosexuality in the prison is very similar to the situation of those real harem beauties, who are unable to advance and lonely and unbearable. In fact, the phenomenon of female homosexuality was also very common in the ancient Chinese court. In the Spring Palace paintings of the Ming and Qing dynasties, there are special pictures of secretly selling obscene objects in the palace for the use of the palace maids to express their sexual desires. This kind of painting is extremely obscene, and the sellers are boasting and boasting on the sidelines, while the court ladies gather on one side, holding masturbation utensils, and comparing sizes.