411, straight to the Yellow Dragon

"Jin Qing whispered: 'You can fly high and far, out of the world, and you don't know humanity, who can tolerate it if you are not a saint?' Xue Ao had no choice but to act. In the Tao sighed: 'The sage should advance with his talents, what is the subject of today's action?' ’”

The author tried his best to praise Xue Aocao's reluctance to enter the palace to serve Empress Wu, but when he read it, he always felt a bit cowardly and pretentious. To put it ugly and aptly, it's "Fake Dick Silk!" To put it nicely, it's "Gluttonous cats don't eat fish – false serious." "Didn't he apply for a job? But this is a common candid mood for faces! Disgusting!

The most hilarious thing is that Li Zhe, the king of Luling, was recalled from Fangzhou, although there was the advice of Di Renjie and other upright ministers, but the real power was the "pillow wind" and "fire meat product stick" that Xue Aocao skillfully blew to the Empress Wu on the bed. Empress Wu loves Xue Aocao's unique "first stick in the world" - "Dust Handle (Yang Dao)", and Xue Aocao threatened each other with self-mutilation Yang Dao, and asked Empress Wu to recall his son Li Zhe (Li Xian) back to the palace, which is very lively and ridiculous, and it is really a "strange text" in the world——

"After a night, I will have too much fun with Ao Cao, and I will sleep together, and I will not get up on the solstice. Later, Ao Cao said: 'If you study and ascend to the top of the world, you can't have such an adventure as the prime minister. The dedication of the son and me can be said to be the best. The Son's food, clothing, and supreme beings, etc., I will not treat the Son lightly. I want to lord you and noble, and you plead, you should take the wealth of your brothers and clans, and you will never be happy! ’

Ao Cao said: 'The ministers are cloudy, alone, Your Majesty will not forget? The minister is not a talent, and the minister is honest and precious...... The minister does not shy away from the axe, His Majesty does not have to listen, His Majesty is fortunate to listen to it, although the day of the minister's death is still alive. ’

Later, he said: 'Huh, what does Ruyi Jun say? I have paid all my body, how can anyone who speaks and does not listen? ’

Ao Cao said: 'Your Majesty has promised the ministers, and the ministers should dare to speak: What is the crime of the crown prince to be the king of Luling, and he is far away from Fangzhou? Hearing this, he has come to reform himself, and the world has heard that His Majesty wants to cut Tang Sheji, and the ministers are afraid that after a thousand years of life, the disaster of the Lu family will be affected. The people's hearts are not tired of Tang, Your Majesty should quickly summon the King of Luling to come, pay the throne, Your Majesty is a high arch ninefold, why is it like that? ’

Later, there was a difficult color, Ao Cao said: "If Your Majesty does not obey, please cut off the yang affairs to thank the world." ’

He picked up the small dagger and wanted to cut himself to the dust tail, but then grabbed it urgently, and the dust head was already injured by half an inch, and the blood was dripping. (This dust refers to the Yang Dao, too!) Yelling? If you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace. Could it be that this Xue boy wants to refine one of the Yin and Yang Dafa, the "Treasure Book of Decaying Flowers"? But what does this have to do with me?

Later, he tried (wiped) dry with a clean handkerchief, and scolded: 'Why is the idiot like this?' ’

Ao Cao said: 'The minister is a son, it is a child for a while, Your Majesty has a long live child, it is Your Majesty's own flesh and blood, why not abandon the text? ’

Hou is moved, Ao Cao is every persuasion, and then Di Liang Gong (referring to Di Renjie) said, summoning the king of Luling to revert to the emperor's heir, Chinese and foreign called Cao Jiu Gong Ye, and Wen Nei helped Tang, anti-virtue. ”

This is simply ridiculous, too bizarre, too ridiculous, too slippery, and ridiculous. Li Zhe, the king of Luling, was re-established as the crown prince and re-ascended the throne, not because of the merits of good ministers such as Di Ren (Ren) Jie and Zhang Khan Zhi, but by relying on Ruyijun's "Optimus White Jade Pillar and Sea Purple Gold Beam." "The yang stick is carried by each other; What supported the Tang dynasty from being subverted was Ruyi Langjun's Yang Road that broke through the sky and the clouds! Much more powerful than "Golden Snake Lang Jun"! Who has made such a world-class feat? I have never heard of those who sacrifice themselves to admonish the king, and those who have the ability to cut their temperament to admonish the monarch are really unique through the ages! "The rhymeless "Lisao", the swan song of the historian!" Acting in the wilderness in the absurd, laughing through the ages in the funny.

It can be seen that "The Legend of Ruyijun" must be the author's fabrication, absurd, and low in taste? Dare to talk nonsense and mock Qingshi, to such an extent!

As a noodle leader, Xue Aocao's main task is, of course, to provide sexual services for Wu Zetian. Therefore, most of the book is devoted to the details of the nature of Wu and Ao Cao, and the ability to exaggerate and explicit things is extremely exaggerated, which can be called the best in similar novels. Compared with the obscene depiction in "Golden Vase Plum", it is only excessive.

The title of "Ruyi Jun" was given by the Wu family, and it was called Ao Cao's majestic and palatable. In "The Legend of Ruyijun", Empress Wu is no longer an outstanding female politician, but is completely written as a market slut who plays with lust and lust. reflects the feudal era, and the insult and contempt for women who do not abide by their duties also shows the unsightly end-of-sight phenomenon in the novels of the Ming and Qing dynasties. At the end of the novel, Xue Aocao wrote that because of "accumulating goodness and becoming virtuous", he was able to hide his whole body, and he actually became an immortal. During the Tianbao period, people occasionally saw it, with a yellow crown in a feather coat, a childish face and blue hair, looking like twenty people.

This can be said to be a chaotic history, strange history, wild history, and glamorous history, and then let's take a look at the true biography of the Tang Dynasty:

The two Zhang were executed, Wu Zetian abdicated, and Zhongzong Li Zhe ascended the throne. It has been 16 years since Wu Zetian became emperor in the revolution and changed the name of the Tang Dynasty to the Great Zhou. After Zhongzong ascended the throne, he sent a message to restore the name of the Tang Dynasty, and the world was restored to the surname Li. And Zhongzong since the first year of the heir of the saint, that is, in 684 A.D. was abolished, demoted to the king of Luling, lived in Fangzhou, re-established as the prince, and now has to re-ascend to the unification, and it has been a full twenty spring and autumn to 704 A.D. Time flies, and life is fleeting, Zhongzong's life, it is really sad and pitiful.

The queen of Zhongzong, Wei, was abolished together with Zhongzong, was imprisoned together, suffered from fear and loneliness, and was very in love, which can be described as a husband and wife who share hardships. Zhongzong has always been afraid of his mother Wu Zetian, when the Empress Wu was killing the Tang Dynasty clan, whenever the Empress Wu sent envoys to Fangzhou, Zhongzong trembled and wanted to commit suicide. The power of the martial queen can be seen here. At this time, Webster always patiently dissuaded him, she said: "Fortune and misfortune are impermanent, and they may not necessarily be death, so why be so flustered?" "Since it has been extended into the inner envoy, there are no accidents. Zhongzong then believed in Webster and was doubly affectionate. People are most easily moved when they are in trouble. "Adversity makes a confidant", so once Zhongzong said to Wei Shi in private: "If he can re-ascend the throne one day, he will do whatever he wants, do whatever he wants, and even cuckold me, I will never prohibit it." Zhongzong was also impulsive and made such an unrestrained vow. I don't want Webster to keep this in mind, the harem is fornicated, and the disaster begins.

Zhongzong was originally a confused, incompetent and lascivious emperor, and since then this matter has been decided by Empress Wei, and the situation is the same as when Gaozong was in power.

At the beginning, when Wu Zetian's health gradually deteriorated, the upright ministers in the court and the central government all advised Empress Wu to summon Zhongzong back to the palace. Although Empress Wu is old, her mind is very clear, she looks at the children surnamed Wu around her one by one, all of them are unsuccessful, and it is difficult to inherit the unification. If Zhongzong is allowed to ascend the throne, then the world will return to the heart, and he will have something to explain to himself and the country, so the decision has been decided. Wu Sansi heard about this, so he took the initiative to ask to go to Fangzhou to welcome Li Zhe back to the palace, so as to lay the foundation for his future meritorious service and favor. Wu Sansi came to Fangzhou with the holy decree, and Zhongzong thought that Sansi was trying his best to become the prince, and he came at the cost of his own life. panicked in his heart, only pulled Wei Shi to hug his head and cry, and Wei Hou was so crying that he had no idea.

At this time, Sansi had already walked into the small and gloomy room where Zhongzong Wei's lived, and Wei's at this time, regardless of what "men and women don't kiss", hurriedly stepped forward, stretched out two slender jade arms to hold Sansi's hand, and asked him not to read the holy decree. Wu Sansi was originally a womanizer, but now he touched Wei's arm with the tip of his hand, which was smooth and fragrant, and he didn't feel his heart move, and when he looked down, he saw that she had a clean texture, a jade face, full of sadness and affection, and it became more and more fascinating. At that moment, Sansi couldn't help but grab Wei's arms, helped her up, and said: "The prince and princess are overjoyed, it was I who advised in front of Long Live that it was not easy to save the heart of heaven, and now the holy decree is coming down, it is to summon the prince and princess back to Beijing, and the prince will re-ascend the throne." "Where are Zhongzong and Webster willing to believe? It wasn't until the decree was read that he burst into a smile and immediately gave him a second thought. The next day, we set off. Zhongzong really became the emperor again, remembering the misery in Fangzhou, he was grateful and thought twice, and rewarded him very much. How do you know that the heart of the three thoughts has been moved, and I have to look at Shu, and I will never forget Empress Wei in my heart.

At the beginning, Shangguan Wan'er and Zhang Changzong had a private relationship, but they were found out by the Empress Wu, and after the golden knife stabbed her forehead, she suddenly realized that she knew that the Empress Wu was forbidden and could not get close. When he thought about entering and leaving the palace, he was a hungry ghost in the color, and because he was eyebrow-raising with Wan'er, he actually hooked up and became an adulterer. Although Wan'er is much younger than Sansi, it is not easy to find a man in the palace, and Sansi is born white, and he has a specialty in kung fu on the pillow, so he is also happy to settle and talk about loneliness.

It is said that when Wan'er was still in her mother's womb, her mother dreamed of a big scale, which was quite incomprehensible. Consult the minister, the scholar pinched his fingers, and exclaimed: "This son should weigh the world in the future." The four of them were shocked when they heard this. When Wan'er gave birth, it turned out to be a girl, and everyone was disappointed, saying that physiognomy deceived people, just for money, so they no longer cared. When Wan'er's grandfather Shangguanyi was killed by the Empress Wu, Wan'er and her mother Zheng were confiscated into the palace as slaves, thinking that there was no daylight. Who knows that Wan'er has grown up, talented, clever, and clear poetry, compared to the rotten and sour tones inside and outside the court, she is really heaven and earth, and she is deeply liked by the Empress Wu. Empress Wu was tired of the text system, so she entrusted it to Wan'er. The minister's recital, read by her, the emperor's edict, drafted by her, is extremely favored, in response to the prophecy of "weighing the world", the ministers are running to the door.

When Zhongzong was reinstated, he was also fascinated by Wan'er's talent, so he summoned Wan'er, registered it as Jieyu, and named Wan'er's mother Zheng, as Mrs. Peiguo. But Wan'er was not happy, and every time she sighed that she couldn't help herself, she married a cowardly old man from Zhongzong. The scenery of the bed is far inferior to thinking twice twice, just because of the emperor's favor, there is no way to refuse, so I have to do it perfunctorily, and I still think about it behind my back. However, Webster was also a lewd woman, who was confined in Fangzhou in her early years, and her life was not guaranteed, and she could not satisfy her hunger. When he arrived in the main palace, he was greedy for the wind and moon, and he became even more serious (profit), as if he wanted to make up for the past losses. Wan'er is alert and has not been together for a few days, and she has guessed through Empress Wei's lustful intentions, so she released soft and charming means to please Empress Wei. Empress Wei liked it so much that she actually introduced Wan'er as a confidant, the so-called "boudoir (ghost) honey". There is nothing to say, and even personal personal feelings are uprooted regardless of "Zhang long and Li short"!

Since Wei's blind date with Wu Sansi in Fangzhou, he has never forgotten Sansi's love, and his thoughts have a further "deep friendship" with Sansi, fantasizing about "○ contact until negative contact is inserted into the hole to go straight to the Yellow Dragon Palace!" That's what it's like to be like to be in a fairy state. ”