414, a "salty pig hand"

Princess Taiping was very liberal when she was young. Chang Xi wears men's clothes, wears purple robes, ties jade belts, and wears scarves on his head, in front of Empress Gaozongwu, singing and dancing, delicate and cute. Gaozong and Empress Wu laughed and said, "If you are not a military attaché, why are you dressed like this, you can't be crazy." Princess Taiping said teasingly: "The son is not crazy, can he be given a horse?" "It's really a sexually impatient woman.

Gaozong listened to what he said and knew the woman's intentions. So he chose Xue Shao as his son-in-law. Xue Shao looked like a crown of jade, and he didn't let Pan An. Princess Taiping was very satisfied, and she fell in love with Xue Shaoen and spent a wonderful time. This seems to be inconsistent with the TV series "Daming Palace Ci"! After Xue Shao's death, Princess Taiping was very painful. Empress Wu remarried the princess to her nephew Wu as the heir. Princess Taiping compares the heir with Xue Shao, it is really the difference between the ugliness of saltless and the beauty of Xi Shi, she is very unwilling, but she has no joy.

It happened that Wu Chenghei contracted a minor illness and quit the marriage. Empress Wu picked a few more for her, but she couldn't even look down on her. It turned out that she had already taken a fancy to Wu Youji, a married man. Self-choice of husband, autonomy in marriage, and the consciousness of Princess Taiping are not below the women of the twentieth century. If you are not martial and do not marry, this makes the martial queen embarrassed. Empress Wu said: "You Ji has his own wife, is my son willing to be a concubine?" Princess Taiping smiled shamelessly and said: "Your Majesty is the lord of the world, and your son is Your Majesty's daughter, so why should you be a concubine with others?" But it is also a common thing to change wives with wealth, and it will be done by teaching His Majesty only one word. "The Empress Wu will understand, summon and discuss the matter of changing his wife, but he is partial and refusal. Empress Wu didn't stop doing it, released her hot hands, and sent someone to poison Yuji's wife.

After scolding Wu, "Niang Xi fart!" "Mention the sentence on your tombstone" Niang Xi fart! Yu Ji had no choice but to marry Princess Taiping, and the princess was overjoyed. And lo and behold! This paragraph seems to be used on Xue Shao in "Daming Palace Ci"! I don't know how people adapted it?

What is the difference between robbing a husband and killing a wife and killing a country folk for adultery? Princess Taiping's greed for men can be seen. Princess Taiping chose the face for the Empress Wu, and the Empress Wu chose a husband for Princess Taiping. But she got Wu Youji, and she was not satisfied, her desires, like her mother Wu Zetian, were boundless. Whether it is in the relationship between men and women, or in the desire for power, she has no time to be satisfied. Otherwise, she wouldn't be Princess Taiping.

Of course, Princess Taiping can't set up a huge face-to-face institution like Wu Zetian, "Controlling Crane Prison" and not keeping lovers, but "Controlling Crane Prison" She can come and go unhindered, so it is common to "get a piece of the pie" from the queen mother. At this point, Empress Wu's mother and daughter were never jealous and jealous. Empress Wu's most beloved faces, such as Xue Huaiyi, Zhang Changzong, Zhang Yizhi, etc., have worked tirelessly to "cultivate" the "Feng Shui Treasure Land" of Princess Taiping's fast and deep "Feng Shui Treasure Land" in the interval of providing sexual services for Empress Wu, and it is no longer a "virgin land"!

Not only that, Princess Taiping is in her Attached Horse Mansion, and she also does not say (word) "Dongtian". In her magnificent mansion, there is a huge garden, every ten steps in the garden to build a pavilion, every five steps to build a pavilion, strange flowers and plants, to compete for the fragrance and fight for beauty, its beautiful scenery is not comparable to the imperial garden, the princess of Taiping often calls a group of young children, come into the garden to play, fight cocks and chase dogs, shout and drink. The princess is innocent, and her every move has provoked these beautiful teenagers, cheering and chasing, and they will not leave the left and right. The princess liked to discard some of the women's usual scarves and other items, and the teenagers picked up the stinking flies and collected them, and the princess laughed when she saw them scrambling.

Legend has it that there is a stone cave in the garden, and there is a secret room in the cave, which is lavishly laid with brocade embroidered mattresses. Often, a young man was caught by a samurai in the palace and locked in a cave, but he felt that the mattress was soft and fragrant, so someone came up for him to remove his clothes and help him into the gold tent. The young man Shang Er's heart was beating uncontrollably, and there was already a fragrant, slippery, greasy and naked woman, who hugged him and touched him, licked and kissed him. When the boy arrived at this time, he couldn't help himself, he couldn't help but be full of emotion, groping in the dark, going up, and working hard. When the woman had disappeared, several maids came up and served him to put on his clothes and help him out of the cave. The young man had tried his best to flatter, but he was tired, and suddenly came out of the cave, and the sun shone brightly, and his eyes were full of golden flowers. Thinking back to just now, as in a gentle dream, I was reluctant to leave the garden. Helplessly, a samurai had already come and sent him out of the house. One by one, the young man in Kyoto didn't know how much he had tasted the taste of that gentle dreamland. Slowly, everyone knew that the woman in this cave was the first noble person in the Holy World today, but everyone didn't dare to say it. Even if you know it, don't just say it. Otherwise, you're going to be killed! It's this kind of overnight romance, and even Princess Taiping can't figure out how many there are?

Princess Taiping was a model, and most of the princesses in the Tang court followed the example of their ancestors. These princesses are all very debauched, surrounded by a group of maids, or go to the mountains and forests to hunt, or go to the market to play, everywhere they go, they carry horses and flags, and swagger through the market. This kind of scene is truly recorded in ancient Chinese paintings.

For example, the famous "Lady of the Kingdom of Qiu" is depicted very vividly and vividly. Although it is painted by Yang Guifei's sister Mrs. Qiuguo, the status of the princesses of the Tang Dynasty is also comparable to this. When these princesses saw the monks in the temple and the young people on the street, they laughed with them, and they did not shy away from it. Seeing the beautiful and knowledgeable one, he brought it into the house, and the brocade clothes and jade silk delicacies were offered to support the Qing guest. The so-called Qingke is actually synonymous with the first face. These faces, fat horses and light furs, go hand in hand with princesses, proud, proudly roaming the city, pointing and laughing, without scruples. Therefore, the flashy young people in the capital watched it, and they were fascinated and crazy. All of them are dressed in powder and fat, fresh clothes and bright clothes, "duck-like" standing on the street to make a gesture, seeing a princess passing by, they will rush up to offer their eyebrows and flattery, hoping that Yanfu can fall from the sky and be ecstatic with "golden branches and jade leaves" like Princess Taiping overnight.

Among the princesses of Taiping, Ren Bokang is the longest and most favored by the princess, and it is Futu Huifan. And lo and behold! This monk of the Tang Dynasty is really blessed. It was his monk Xuanzang from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, who fascinated these female elves and banshee empresses, but fortunately he was resolute and more loving, and he was able to protect himself and become a Buddha after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties! Wonderful! Wonderful! Can be like Tang Seng Xuanzang, how many people are there in the world? What's more, this Xuanzang's deeds are also compiled by the Ming Dynasty writer Wu Chengen in "Journey to the West", and such a clean and noble character may also be untrue, right? His deeds and images can probably only exist in fantasies and ideals. But in any case, his intention is much stronger than those lewd asses in Buddhist clothes.

Said that this Hui Fan monk, he claims to have worshiped the thousands of mountains and temples in the world, and will pass the true immortal living Buddha, so the Taoism is strong. Now he is over 200 years old, and he looks like a young man in his twenties. This monk hangs in Honganji Temple. Immediately coaxed the women of the capital. At first, a few ordinary people went to worship, and later the official family prepared incense and candle gifts one after another, and went to worship the living Buddha. Some worshipped as lay female disciples under Huifan, and some worshiped monks as godfathers. Everyone embroidered the monk's robe and curtains, and dressed up the monk's bedroom in a colorful way, just like the embroidery room of a rich lady. Monk Huifan is not stingy, every time a woman gives a gift, he will make her kneel in front of her, reach out and touch her pink face, or rub her temples, saying that it is a blessing. Those female dependents were touched by the monks, and they went back happily and became the first class of beautiful things to boast of, saying that they had been blessed by the living Buddha today. Who knows, let the family take advantage of a small advantage and touch a handful of "salty pig hands", and they are still complacent there!

What a smart person is Princess Taiping? When I heard about it at the moment, I thought about what kind of living Buddha it was, it was clearly just a hooligan liar, but I thought that since there were so many women swarming like ants, it could be seen that this hooligan liar must be very cute. Princess Taiping then ordered the horse to come to Honganji Temple to see what kind of person this living Buddha is, and has such magical power? If it's just a pickled waste, he will be handed over to the secretary for a crime, and the result will be forgotten, saving the women from thinking about it. For example, if "Buddhism is boundless", Princess Taiping will inevitably sacrifice herself to worship the "Buddha", and she will not go in vain.

Hearing that Princess Taiping was coming, those female hooligans avoided it, where did they still want and dare to let the monk touch it and die? The soldiers were all around, and no one was allowed to enter the temple, and the guards were very strict. Princess Taiping only brought her personal maid to Hui Huifan. How do you know that the princess has gone, from the morning until she came out, it was already "the sun is thin, the red glow is flying, the soldiers shoot the target and return the camp, return the camp." ”

This "sermon and sermon" really made those women envious, reverie, and jealous. But Princess Taiping did not give up, and the next day she simply sent someone with rich gifts to invite Monk Huifan to her Attached Horse Mansion to explain the law, and imitate the story of her mother. The monk was left in the house for more than ten days in a row, and the women who asked for the blessing of the living Buddha went to the door of Honganji every day to wait. In front of the temple gate, there are many people, and the more people gather, the temple is surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside until the water is impassable.

Later, everyone learned that Princess Taiping had occupied the monk, and this Master Huifan now only "blessed" Princess Taiping, who can afford to provoke this Princess Taiping? Who can compete with her? The women were helpless, and they dispersed in a huff.

Monk Huifan is very powerful, and he looks very burly, he is really majestic and carries a small cloth gun, which makes people feel intoxicated when he sees it. What's more, he can serve women tactfully and satisfactorily, and his work on the pillow is definitely a hundred times stronger than their "Buddhism" foundation. Hui Fan was originally a Hu person, and his sexual organs were also considerable, and some monks in the Tang Dynasty were very proficient in room surgery and aphrodisiac drugs, so Princess Taiping had this living treasure, and she couldn't think about it, how could she let him out easily? But it was not convenient for him to live in Fuma Mansion for a long time, so he asked the Empress Wu to allocate it to the internal treasury and built a brilliant Shengshan Temple next door to Fuma Mansion for him. Behind the temple to build a secret road such as the insidious road, through the back garden of the Attached Horse Mansion, the princess of Taiping comes and goes, sometimes actually stays in the temple, the monk's room that should be the ancient Buddha of the green lantern as the cave room of sowing clouds and rain. This is a joy in life! After a long drought and heavy rain, the clouds and rain are in the air. The cave room is a candle night, and the spring night is a moment!

Using the nunnery of the Buddha Field Taoist Institute as a fig leaf to have fun is a common trick of the Tang people. For example, Gaozong's Mei Niang was placed in the Ganye Temple, the Ming Emperor's Yuhuan was a female Taoist, and Wu Zetian's shaving Feng Xiaobao was built, and the White Horse Temple was built, all of which were the same.

Princess Taiping is powerful and rich. The number of Tang princes' food estates was 800, and the maximum number increased to 1,000; And the princess is only 300 households. But when it came to Princess Taiping, she added 5,000 households. After the death of Empress Wu, Taiping was meritorious because of the punishment of Erzhang, not only did not favor the decline but became more prominent, and later the same Linzi King Li Longji killed Empress Wei, and the merit was very great. Li Dan is the brother of the princess, and he is enthroned as Ruizong, and he favors Princess Taiping as much as the queen of martial arts.

"New Tang Dynasty Book" said: "The royal power shook the world, and the seal was sealed to ten thousand households, the three sons were crowned kings, and the rest were sacrificed to Jiuqing." "Princess Taiping serves the Empress of Wu, and over time, she has obtained her true inheritance and is good at strategy," the major affairs of the imperial court, if the matter is not resolved, and if you don't hear about it, the prime minister will consult, and the Son of Heaven will die. "Confucians all over the world are out of their doors, "there are seven prime ministers at the time, and five are out of the main door", which shows that his power is really indescribable.

At that time, Wu Youji had passed away, and the princess was over 40 years old

g) Lust for meat, intolerant of solitude, Hui Fan is still not satisfied with waiting on the side, and suddenly thinks of his former lover Cui Xiang (shí). Why is it said to be "Cui Ti (tí)" in "Daming Palace Ci"? And in the TV series, it is said that Cui Ti (tí) is Ye'er, the son of Taiping's ex-husband Xue Shao? Cui Xiang (shí) is handsome and beautiful, worthy of good looks. So he summoned him to the capital and led him to bed with him. What is this system? should be the same as her mother, Wu Zetian, "Niang Xi fart!" There are also Dou Huaizhen, Cen Xi, Xiao Zhizhong, Xue Ji, Chang Yuankai, Li Ci, Jia Yingfu and other generations, following left and right, forming parties for personal gain, and trying to rebel.