Chapter 18 Congratulations to Brother Zhang, sit back and enjoy the blessings of all people
Inside the inn.
Zhang Zifan turned his face sideways, looked at Allure in front of him, and his eyes widened in shock.
Look at the hands that look like dry bones, but the hair is as vigorous as a man, and the pockmarked and dark face.
If before, he still had three points of sleepiness, but now he has no points.
Zhang Zifan felt that he was about to vomit, he was about to vomit, and as soon as he turned around, the world gave him a bigger surprise.
He covered his mouth and looked at the extremely round figure lying on his side, like a tiger in the mountains, with exaggerated foundation on his face, and his eyes widened.
Zhang Zifan was stunned.
The scene that happened in front of him greatly shocked his worldview.
He sat up in the narrow gap between the two of them, holding his legs, like an angry little daughter-in-law.
That's when something even more terrible happened.
I saw Li Xingyun push the door and enter, and said, "The wine and food have been prepared, get up and eat!" ”
Zhang Lili Zifan: You?
You come in and scream, what are you shouting so loudly for!
When he screamed, the two of them naturally woke up.
"Oh, I slept so comfortably." He patted his belly and woke up slowly.
Zhang Zifan watched the country in front of him gradually wake up, as if he saw a demon about to recover, his eyebrows were full of confusion and panic, he subconsciously moved back, but as soon as he moved, he regretted it.
Behind him, there was a newly awakened Allure.
He just threw himself into Allure's arms.
The two sisters looked at Li Xingyun and then at Zhang Zifan, and let out a hearty and heroic laugh in unison: "Hahahaha......"
Zhang Zifan: (°д°)!
Li Xingyun was calm in the face of this scene.
"Brother Li, I remembered, weren't we drinking last night? How could I, how could I...... That's it! Zhang Zifan pointed to his left and right and looked at Li Xingyundao.
"I went to practice after drinking last night, and I don't know what happened.
Did you drink the splice again? Li Xingyun told a white lie.
"Ahh Zhang Zifan held his head in both hands, his expression painful.
……
In a short time, the five people were ready at the table.
Looking at the already sumptuous wine and food on the table, the country felt a little shabby, waved his hand and asked Xiao Er to serve a few more dishes, and said that their sisters had invited them to this meal.
At the dinner table, Li Xingyun's expression was calm, he should eat, drink, and not take anything to heart.
Lu Linxuan looked at the country and the city, as well as Zhang Zifan, who was sandwiched between them, and secretly covered his mouth and snickered, revealing sympathetic eyes.
After all, the honor of the two sisters is indeed not something that ordinary men can bear, that is, our Zhang Tianshi.
"Come on, eat this, this is a big supplement!" He picked up a dish and stuffed it directly into Zhang Zifan's mouth.
"Learn from this boy in Tsing Yi and eat more.
Also, don't just eat, drink, beware of choking. Allure picked up the kettle and poured a few big mouthfuls directly into Zhang Zifan's mouth.
"Come, come, open your mouth, ah!" He picked up a chopstick dish again, coaxing Zhang Zifan like a child eating.
Zhang Zifan has nothing to love at the moment, like a puppet, he is at the mercy of the two of them.
"Chew slowly, don't worry!" Allure didn't see Zhang Zifan's pain at all, life was better than death, and he said.
Xiao Er is still serving.
"Eh, this Wang Ba is a good thing, come on, come on, eat this head." He picked up a chopstick and fed it directly into Zhang Zifan's mouth, regardless of whether Zhang Zifan ate it or not.
In this way, the two of you have a chopstick, and I have a chopstick, and soon the mouth of Zhang Zifan, who has nothing to love, is filled with all kinds of food.
"Eh, there's oil in this mouth, sister, take a cloth and wipe it." Qingguo looked at Zhang Zifan's stuffed mouth and greeted Chengdao.
"Oh." Allure answered, took out the rag from Xiao Er's shoulder to wipe the table, and began to wipe Zhang Zifan's face.
"Eh, that's the one who wipes the table." Xiao Er looked at the country and the city, and said in shock.
Zhang Zifan began to cry for his lost youth.
"Senior brother, you see him crying." Lu Linxuan secretly looked at Li Xingyun and whispered.
"By the way, I haven't congratulated Brother Zhang yet, Brother Zhang is so blessed, accompanied by two beauties, sitting and enjoying the blessings of all people, this is called joy, extreme, and, crying." While eating, Li Xingyun said to Lin Xuan, perfectly playing his identity as a friend.
"Haha...... This boy listens as he speaks. When he heard this, he looked up to the sky and laughed.
"Yesterday, our sisters originally planned to divide the two of you equally, but this son left too early.
It's a pity, our sisters are loyal, and this flower-like face is destined to be lost to you.
Haha......" Allure explained.
Lu Linxuan turned sideways and subconsciously protected Li Xingyun behind him.
"Oh my God, what the hell did I do last night?" Zhang Zifan raised his head with tears in his eyes, and said secretly in his heart, looking up at the sky, although he can't see the sky, it's not bad to look at the ceiling.
"Why don't you eat it?" Tilt country said.
"Speak." Allure is also anxious on the side.
Seeing that Zhang Zifan still didn't move, he slapped Zhang Zifan on the back with a palm, shaking the food out of Zhang Zifan's mouth.
This palm was so powerful that Zhang Zifan coughed several times.
Li Xingyun and Lu Linxuan, brother and sister, hurriedly raised the dinner plate to block the UFO that erupted from Zhang Zifan's mouth.
"Two women, I only have one question." Zhang Zifan coughed for a long time, and finally came back to his senses.
"Say it." Allure looked at Zhang Zifan and said.
"I want to know if I was offended by you last night." Zhang Zifan lowered his head, didn't dare to look at the two people beside him, and asked cautiously.
"Haha......" The country and the city laughed in unison, "You guess." ”
"Two, whatever I said or did yesterday, in short, it was drunk and unintentional." Zhang Zifan cautiously looked at the two people beside him.
"What do you mean?!" Qian Guo heard the error in Zhang Zifan's tone and asked.
"You two adults have a lot, so you can use me as a fart, and you can let it go." Zhang Zifan said with a look of grievance and heartbreak.
The two of them were furious when they heard this, and the two slapped the table.
"What's the matter, I want to pay the bill!" With an angry face, he looked at Zhang Zifan and said.
"I was a lady last night." Allure turned his face sideways and muttered.
"Or you men don't have a good cake." Qingguo looked at Zhang Zifan and said angrily.
"My brother is good." Lu Linxuan looked at Li Xingyun beside him with a shyness on his face.
But Li Xingyun didn't notice that Lu Linxuan was wrong, and when he lived a lifetime, his mind was no longer on the ridiculous "three wives and four concubines" and "the more the merrier" back then.
He was thinking about Ji Ruxue.
Cher, are you okay now?
That's right, the empress spoils you so much, it should be okay.
If the ending is two lonely graves, one sword and one dragon spring, then is it that I hurt you?
If he is drenched in snow together, he is also considered to be white-headed in the world......
But Zhang Zifan doesn't think so now.
"Spicy enough!" Zhang Zifan finally endured to the limit, he flew to break free from the shackles of the country and the city, jumped on a table, and shouted: "If you want to mess around like this again, don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless!" ”
At this moment, his facial expressions are extremely rich.
Both of them were stunned and didn't react for a while.
"Young Master Ben has never beaten women, but you two ugly monsters are really deceiving, so eh......" Before Zhang Zifan's words fell, he was dragged by the legs of the country, picked up as a weapon in hand, and beaten severely.