Chapter 370: Stuttering and Sissy

"Prepare on the spot!"

"Three!"

"Two!"

"One!"

"Let's go!"

With the director's order, Yu Huatian walked towards the outside of the carriage.

As a result, as soon as he walked to the bathroom, his footsteps stopped, and a troll was put on his head.

Three robbers in raincoats and masks blocked his way.

Feng Yuanzheng raised a finger and made a small gesture.

"Shhhh Rob! ”

His voice was very small, but after all, he had a gun in his hand, and the people around him instantly became noisy.

"Robbery?"

"Ahh

"Someone is robbing!"

The voice suddenly became chaotic, and Feng Yuanzheng hurriedly pressed down his hand when he saw this, but it was still useless.

The crowd was filled with panic and the scene was chaotic.

At this moment, a robber wearing a cat mask and an axe in his hand walked out behind him!

"Hit! Beat! Beat! Beat!

His voice is so recognizable that the ensemble wants to laugh when they hear it.

Fortunately, after this period of filming, they also learned some basic skills of actors and forcibly suppressed their emotions.

"Hit hit hit! Hit the beat! ”

Yuhuatian couldn't help but sigh when he saw this, and Feng Yuanzheng on the side couldn't stand it anymore.

"Robbery!"

"That's right! Rob! ”

Yu Huatian was a little speechless and said: "I'm most annoyed by you guys who rob people, and you don't have any technical content at all." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the robber with a gun gave him a trick in the stomach.

All the people with red hats got up instantly, and Yuhuatian hurriedly raised his hand when he saw this, not letting them act rashly.

Feng Xiaogang behind the camera couldn't help nodding, and said in his heart that no matter whether this paragraph can be used or not, the performance of these actors is really good.

Even You Yong doesn't know if he has a count, if this really hurts Yuhuatian, then the fun will be great.

That's right, the robber with the gun is actually the second child in the play, You Yong.

On the other hand, Feng Yuanzheng has already begun to collect passengers' things.

"Hey, take the initiative to hand it over."

"Phone, take it out!"

Fan Wei also stammered: "All kinds of cards!" Lord, take the initiative! ”

While speaking, he directly snatched a person's wallet and said, "Let you not give it to me!" ”

As he spoke, his eyes glanced at the milk tea, and the smile on his face changed at that time, and he turned his head to look at Feng Yuanzheng.

"Big brother."

"Huh?"

"Wait a minute, I'm going to rob you!"

After speaking, the smile on his face became a little obscene, and he walked slowly towards the milk tea.

".iq card, tell me the password!"

Seeing this, Liu Tianwang immediately raised his hand and said, "Report the robbery!" No IQ card! ”

"Why, why not?"

"I have IQ, you don't."

"Give me yours, I won't just have it, will it?"

"Here you go, you can't use it."

Liu Tianwang imitated Mr. Fan's stuttering with a smile on his face, and Director Feng behind the camera was about to die.

His laughter is not high, and he is a little happy.

I was thinking in my heart, if the time is enough, then add this paragraph, it's too cola.

"Give me the password and I'll be able to use it!"

"No password! IQ is IQ! ”

"What is IQ, take it out."

"IQ is the brain."

Feng Yuanzheng really couldn't listen to it anymore, and came to his ear and said.

"It's stupid, he scolded you for having no brains."

Hearing this, Mr. Fan turned around angrily and said, "Why don't you have a brain." ”

"It's not that I said you have no brains, it's that he said you don't have brains."

"Why don't you say I don't have a brain!"

Mr. Fan was annoyed and waved the axe in his hand, but it didn't look like it had a fierce aura, but it was even more funny.

"I didn't say you don't have brains, I mean you lack hearts."

"I made you brainless, do you believe it or not?"

As he spoke, he waved the axe in his hand again, and Liu Tianwang hurriedly blocked it with the brown paper bag in his hand.

"What's in your hand?"

"Money!"

"Hand it over."

"No, it's for my father."

"I'm your dad now."

As they spoke, the two began to scramble, and finally Mr. Fan slammed an axe on the back of the seat, which was only five centimeters away from Liu Tianwang's head.

The kraft paper bag in his hand was also cracked due to the scramble between the two, and the dark coins inside were scattered all over the ground.

Mr. Fan bent down and picked up a wad of dark coins, and turned his head to say.

"Big brother, he's playing tricks on me."

After speaking, his face turned a little red, and he looked at Liu Tianwang and said.

"You think I'm stupid, don't you? This is paper money for the dead. ”

Now the group performance couldn't control it anymore, and they laughed out loud.

They don't want to laugh either, but Mr. Fan is so funny, especially when he goes to the Spring Festival Gala every year, even if he doesn't move, the audience already wants to laugh just by looking at him.

Feng Yuanzheng was at a loss when he saw this, and turned his head to raise the orchid and pointed.

"Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, we're robbing."

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere at the scene exploded even more.

Even Yuhuatian, who was off camera, couldn't help laughing, the performances of these two were simply amazing!

But Fan Wei in front of the camera didn't smile, and looked at the policewoman seriously: "Do you think this thing is interesting?" ”

"And do you know what this is?"

As he spoke, he gestured with an axe to threaten the policewoman.

Seeing this, the policewoman didn't speak, and Mr. Fan looked down and asked again.

"What's in your waist?"

"It's nothing, I don't believe you touch it"

When he heard this, the smile on his face became obscene again.

looked left and right, and said to Feng Yuan: "Hey, hey, you let me touch it." ”

As he spoke, he touched it obscenely, but the smile on his face froze, and then slowly disappeared.

"Did you touch it?"

The policewoman asked with a smile.

"Hmm."

Mr. Fan withdrew his hand, and the whole person looked confused.

"What?"

Mr. Fan didn't speak, and turned his head to look at Feng Yuanzheng.

Feng Yuanzheng also said curiously: "What did you touch, you spoke!" ”

"Guns!"

"Don't move, police!"

"Don't move, we're police too!"

The surrounding policemen got up instantly, and the two of them fell to the ground with a frightened sound.

The robber with the gun was also taken off his mask, and the second child said with a hideous face: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!" ”

"Good!"

"Well done!"

"Catch them!"

The passengers at the scene immediately cheered, Feng Xiaogang's smiling eyes were invisible, and he got up and said with a loudspeaker.

"Cards!"

"Great! That's it! ”

"The actor is in place, change the camera!"

Hearing the director shouting the card, the atmosphere of the scene could no longer be controlled, and everyone laughed wildly.

At this time, Mr. Fan couldn't control it and laughed.

Feng Yuanzheng said while having fun: "You don't stutter during rehearsals!" This caught me off guard. ”

Mr. Fan also looked back and smiled: "What about me, you sissy also plays very well!" ”

"It's not because you stammered, if I'm not a sissy, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back."

After the two finished laughing, it was called a happy one, and when Director Feng saw this, he wanted to add this paragraph to the feature film even more.

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