715, I am Zhong Lihan.
715, I am Zhong Lihan.
Charity Temple Grottoes.
It is about 2.5 kilometers southwest of Linyou County, Shaanxi. There are two caves and five cliff shrines. The two caves are 5.6 meters high. The south cave is 2.6 meters deep, the top of the cave is relatively flat, one Buddha is carved inside, 4.6 meters high, its north wall has a pointed arch Buddha shrine, 1.25 meters on each side, one Buddha and two Bodhisattvas are carved in the shrine; there is also a same Buddha shrine on the south wall, one Buddha and two disciples are carved inside. The north cave is 6 meters deep, the top of the cave is slightly arc-shaped, three Buddha statues of 3.5 meters high are carved, there are also two Buddha shrines on the cave wall, only one niche has a standing Buddha statue. Outside the cave five cliff Buddha shrines, all are square, some carved a Buddha inside, some carved a Buddha two disciples two Bodhisattva. The statue is basically intact, according to its modeling characteristics and the county chronicles, it is excavated in the fourth year of Tang Yonghui (653 AD). Its style is similar to the cliff statue of the Thousand Buddha Temple, and it is a work of art of the same period.
Under this cliff shrine, a group of warriors are hurrying along. From far to near, they can gradually see their faces clearly, not to say that they are a rabble, but at least it can be said that they are the "Yunlonghu Guerrilla Brigade" led by Sima Ye Wushuang in Xuzhou.
"Hey! Look, everybody, there's another big-bellied beggar in front of you! I saw Zhao Xiaxiang, one of the "Two Heroes in Troubled Times", pointing in front of him and shouting.
When everyone heard the sound, they looked ahead, only to see that on a broken straw mat on the side of the road, there was indeed a hairy bearded man with a straight belly, open clothes, bare chest and breasts, and barefoot.
"Everyone!" "Fengxia" Gan Shangshan waved a small knife at the head of the crowd and said: "I'm sure he's Tan's name Hanako again." ”
"Ahh "Rain Man" Chi Shanghai joked on the side: "Lao Gan! Do you dare to gnaw? That cheek is smelly and dirty, do you dare to gnaw on it? ”
"Why don't you dare to gnaw?" Gan Shangshan was unconvinced, "If you take off your pants, I will dare to gnaw!" ”
"Take it off! Who's afraid of whom? Can I be afraid that you won't succeed? Gan Shangshan said, about to take off his pants.
"That's it! You two stop yelling and causing trouble! "King Huangling" Huang Ziling immediately stopped: "Go and wake him up and ask what happened!" ”
As he spoke, the group of them had come to the side of the barefoot pot-bellied man.
"Hey! Senior Tan, I know it's you again, and you must be showing us the way. Did the group of Xiangfu killers pass through here again? ”
However, Gan went up the mountain and asked three times in a row, but the barefoot man was still thunderous and indifferent! Gan Shangshan couldn't help but get angry, thinking to himself, what kind of big cloves of garlic do you put in a stinky meal? What are you proud of? Then he stepped forward and kicked the man's big belly. It doesn't matter if this kick is heard, just listen to the sound of "bang", Gan Shangshan actually hugged his feet and screamed in pain.
And at this moment, the barefoot pot-bellied man slowly sat up and said, "Dude! I'm so sorry! My belly hits your feet! Does it hurt? ”
At this time, Gan Shangshan, who was grinning with painful teeth, stared at the big-bellied man who sat up, and couldn't help but exclaim: "What? You...... You're not an old-timer Tan? ”
"Oh! You're talking about Tan Qiao! How? Can't you even recognize me and Lao Tan? I'm Zhong Lihan. ”
"Ahh ......" Gan Shangshan and everyone couldn't help but suddenly realize, and Gan Shangshan couldn't care about the pain, and said again and again: "You are the Zhongli old-timer who is known as the world's scattered Han!" The little one really has eyes and doesn't know Tarzan! I don't know Taishan with eyes! Please forgive me! ”
"Hmmm! Who did you just ask? ”
"The little one is to ask you if you have seen a group of Xiangfu killers pass by here. I didn't expect to alarm your old man's big dream! Damn it! Damn it! ”
"Whoa! Don't give a damn! It's time to live well! Hurry up and chase those stars! As he spoke, Zhongli pointed to the south.
"Thank you for your advice! I'm waiting to say goodbye! Leave! ”
"Go! Catch up with these little bunnies and teach them a good lesson for me. Because those doglegs just stepped over me! After Zhong Lihan finished speaking, he fell down again and fell asleep on his back.
"Hey! I say everyone! Gan Shangshan couldn't help but say as he walked: "Why are they all this way!" I always felt weird along the way, and I met some strange hermits! ”
"Ahh What odd hermit? "Rain Man" Chi Haihai immediately spitted: "I think they are all bears!" Stupid pig! ”
"Whoa! Don't slander these old-timers! Ye Wushuang, the commander-in-chief of the guerrilla brigade, immediately stopped: "A master is a master!" What they have done is extraordinary, and you must not underestimate them! ”
"Not bad! These people are all enlightened people, and we are still far from them! "Wind man," Gan said, dangling a small piece of knife on the mountain.
"Gan up the mountain! Don't extinguish your own prestige and grow the anger of others! What is not as good as them? We are 'coming in the wind and going in the rain; Up the mountain and down to the sea, wind and rain together. 'If you and I appear together, it will inevitably be windy, rainy, and scattered!' Just like the situation when the 'Yanshan Lang Demon' appeared! "Rain Man" Chi Hai boasted very much.
"Not necessarily! You and I appear together, and there are times when the wind and the sun are beautiful! As soon as Gan Shangshan said this, there was a sudden "snap", and there was a thunder in the sky, which shocked everyone into a cold shiver. Then there were clouds, flying sand and rocks, and a storm of rain. For a moment, the group of people panicked, but there was still nowhere to hide.
"Woo-whoa-whoa-hey-quack-yaa-whoa-woo-"
"Ahh Yanshan Lang Demon is here! I don't know who shouted this in the wind and rain, and this shout didn't matter, and all the samurai flashed on both sides and drew their swords to prepare for battle. However, someone immediately shouted, "The Yanshan Wave Demon is already dead!" Who just called it? ”
"Hahaha......" I saw Gan Shangshan standing in the middle of the avenue and laughing loudly.
"Lao Gan! Are you crazy? This wind, this rain, you screamed out indiscriminately. Fortunately, everyone doesn't even have a place to hide from the rain! ”
"Brother Chi! It's going to rain, my mother is going to be windy, who cares? I didn't call this storm out. I just said that the wind and the sun are beautiful, but I didn't expect your words to come true! ”
"Miracle fart! It's just a blind cat touching a dead mouse, tripping and lying on a cunt - what a coincidence! ”
"Hey! Zhao goes to the countryside! How do you speak? I saw "Elvis" Ye Xueyun and "Black Cat Catcher" Chu Renjie come over together and said: "Our cats are all sharp-eyed, and there are no blind cats!" The big black cat "Black Cat Sheriff" who was reincarnated and attached to the "Black Cat Catch" Chu Renjie meowed in his heart in the "Dahuaiyuan County vernacular": "Lao Zhao, you say this, we get the net?" Be careful, my black cat and Elvis Presley have done you together. ”
"Oh!?" Zhao Xiaxiang knew that he was speechless, and hurriedly said: "I really apologize!" Two cat brothers! I'm talking about Lao Gan, I didn't expect to get you two. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! ”
"Don't grind your tongue anymore! Let's go to the temple in front of us to shelter from the wind and rain! After Ye Wushuang finished speaking, he led everyone to disappear into the wind and rain.
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